#eating dogs and cats

[aunti-christ-ine]

[ferrarer17]

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Do you honestly want someone who believes this to run your country?

[sucka99]

[i-like-to-look-at-your-back]

°˖✧ Hayakawa family unit ✧˖°

[luxjii]

my pj’s when I was recovering from a surgery

[warmfuzzyanimal]

mspaint commissions !!!! all 16 of 'em!!

[foldingfittedsheets]

My mom has this awful friend, Cynthia. My loathing goes deep enough that I’m not even going to change her name. If she ever finds this she knows what she did.

On multiple occasions my mom asked this horrible irresponsible chicken brained woman to watch after our animals while we were away. I don’t know why once wasn’t enough, because the first failure was so spectacular that anyone in their right mind would know she couldn’t be trusted with any level of responsibility or direction following.

You might be thinking to yourself, FFS, this level of antipathy is surely unwarranted! But you’d be wrong.

To set the scene, we were living in downstairs of our house when I was about fifteen. My mom has always wanted more animals than can reasonably be kept indoors which is how we ended up with three cats. When she wanted to kick them all outside I protested, and so all three cats lived in my bedroom with no access to the rest of the house.

That really wasn’t great, so in an attempt to give them options we made a window cutout with a cat door in it to give them access to the outdoors. Looking back on this as an environmentally conscious adult it’s wretched, cats should be indoor only, but at the time I was desperate to give them some freedom because one bedroom is too small for three cats.

So my parents and I went on a week long trip to visit family out of state. We told Cynthia to come feed and water the cats, and to scoop the litter box. Most importantly, don’t lock the handle of the door, because we only have the key to the deadbolt.

I’m sure you can see where this is going.

Cynthia locked us out. We arrived home after 12 hours on the road, desperate for the comfort of our own beds. We were met with an unyielding door. With a sigh I volunteered, “I can punch in the cat door and climb in the window.”

I slipped behind the bamboo outside my window and pushed in the cutout. A horrible insidious reek wafted out at me. I paused, prickling with foreboding. But I had a job to do, and by god I’d see it through. I hefted myself up into the window and my hand immediately landed in something wet.

Skin crawling, I pulled myself up and surveyed the darkened room as a miserable odor of decay and suffering poured out of the room around me. I could see dark shapes littering the carpet and it didn’t take a genius to guess that the cats had taken up hunting in a big way during my absence.

I pulled my hand out of the pile of vomit it had landed in and dropped into my onetime bedroom turned now into a hellpit of decomposing wretchedness. I turned on the light. I wished I had not turned on the light.

My eyes scanned across the floor, tallying as they went. Two dead birds, a dead baby rabbit, five dead mice, and one dead snake. I paused on my alarm clock, perplexed to see a stain of white on it. I stepped closer and saw a furtive movement.

The tally suddenly contained also: one live bird that had shit in several places, probably in pure terror to find itself trapped in a room littered with decomposing woodland creatures, which honestly, fair. I coaxed it out the window and finished the survey with five discrete piles of vomit.

I unlocked the door and let my parents in. They exclaimed in disgust at the horrible smell. We stood together in my doorway floored by the magnitude of neglect. The unscooped litter box was a subtle footnote in the tangible reek my living space. I disposed of the parade of ecological disaster, cleaned vomit, and scooped the box after a brutally long day on the road. The cats were fine, and happy to see me. They had a huge dish or food and water so Cynthia’s neglect at least hadn’t harmed them.

Then I slept on the couch while my bedroom aired out, the windows flung wide to dispel the uneasy ghosts of the hunted. I spent the whole night cursing Cynthia’s name for this evil she’d visited upon me. When my mom asked her, "Cynthia, didn't you see the dead animals?"

Cynthia responded, "Yes, they smelled so bad, I just ran in and out as fast as I could." I fully don't believe she did any caretaking, and I'm personally of the opinion that she locked herself out on the first day and never came back.

The next day my room had returned to a habitable level of smellscape and I gratefully crawled into my bed that night. I stretched out and froze as my foot brushed something cold and wet?

The final indignity: one last dead snake, inside my very sheets.

Fucking Cynthia.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was a white cat stuck in an abandoned building with three dogs and all we had to eat was sausage and the only source of water was a sink that periodically shot a fountain. It was actually really sad because we all felt we were going to die. 

[mushroom-through-the-stargate]

people in pet food commercials : i read the ingredients of this kibble and was Shocked to find Bad Things so i went with Name Brand and my pet is So Much Happier :D

my family : we are fully aware that this is shite kibble and the pet equivalent of college kid food but cait sidhe only eats one specific flavour of one specific brand and the one time that it was out of stock and we tried something similar but Not Quite It she went on a hunger strike for three days and then after that only ate enough to barely sustain herself until we got Her Kibble back

[hellt00th]

The game literally and very blatantly telling you Mythal sees Solas as her pet guard wolf several times over and people still not comprehending that is both sad and hilarious low key.

[emeraldcityzone]

THEY’RE EATING WHAT???? 💀💀💀💀

[barksbog]

Kork joining me and my friends for movie night

[sucka99]

[deanwasalwaysbi]

[almightysandwichman]

First post my friend forced me to get this app wsg gang

(Я не могу так хорошо говорить по-русски. мои Россияне Жопа)

(Я использовал google для 50% этих слов. извини.)

You cannot afford ford ford my diamond sword sword

If I see any of those ivorcest MFS I'm blocking you btw