#duncan slander

[td-yuri-takes]

Mod cricket is a pinch of duncan slander allowed with your usual yuri takes please 🙏 cuz ngl he seems like the type of guy to say "i can fix you baby cheeks" UNIRONICALLY. He looks like a threat to any lesbian in a 50 kilometre radius

OKAY SO TALKING ABOUT DUNCAN IS ALLOWED ON THE BLOG IF WE’RE HATING ON HIM.

I have a few words myself.

BRO GOD DAMN YOU AIN'T GOT WAVES ON YOUR HEAD YOU GOT A WHOLE DAMN TIDAL SEQUENCE ON YO HEAD YOUR ASS UGLY AS SHIT BRO LOOK AT YOUR EMO ASS BRUH IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR I'M A BURGER KING WITH MY BURGER KING CAN I PLEASE GET A LARGE FRY LOOKING ASS AND LOOK AT YO NIPPLES BOY YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SHOOT LASER BEAMS OUT OF YOUR NIPPLES PEW PEW POINTY ASS NIPPLE ASS GARDEN GNOME NOSE LOOKING ASS NIPPLE BOY YOU UGLY AS SHIT SHUT YO DIRTY ASS UP BRUH SAY SOMETHING BRUH WHAT WHO TF AM I BITCH WHAT THE FUCK IF YOU DON'T GET YO ISHOWSPEED DRIED OUT WEED BODY BUILT LIKE AN ANAL BEAD HEADPHONE WIRE DEFLATED TIRE FARTED IN THE MIC AND CALLED IT FIRE CHICKEN POX DIRTY SOCKS AYO EVERYONE GO AND FOLLOW PARADOX CRYPTO SCAM ORANGE CRAYON PEANUT BUTTER JELLY JAM DIRTY TOE SLOPPY JOE CHRISTIAN RONALDO LOOKING ASS UP YOU UGLY AS SHIT SHUT YO STUPID ASS UP YOU DIRTY AS HELL BRO IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR SLIGHTLY BELOW AVERAGE TWENTY TWO SAVAGE MOLDY CABBAGE WENT TO THERAPY TO QUIT YOUR HABIT OF HAVING UNPROTECTED BUTT SEX WITH OBESE RABBITS REFRIGERATOR IS FILLED WITH MAGGOTS FATHER ABUSES YOU WITH A TENNIS RACKET SCHOOL GAVE YOU A CHROMEBOOK YOU TRIED TO HACK IT SEMI AUTOMATIC SOY SAUCE PACKET ROACH INBREEDING INSIDE YOUR ATTIC BUST DOWN GRANDMA LET ME SMACK IT LOOKING ASS BOY YOU UGLY AS SHIT IF YOU DON'T YOUR HALF A FRY CHERRY PIE BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY LOOKING ASS BACK YOU UGLY AS SHIT BOY YOU DIRTY AS HELL YOU LIKE YOU WERE BORN INSIDE OF A HANDICAP PARKING SPACE WITH YO STUPID ASS BOY YOU DIRTY AS SHIT BOY BITCH YO MOM LOOK LIKE WRECK IT RALPH WITH ESTROGEN IMPLANTS I'M GONNA WRECK IT.

[cursedonyx]

[mal-lay]

GET HIM!!!

total drama tumblr i need to share that i made a duncan pinata for my birthday party a couple weeks ago

[turbotastictubular]

Vanellope gets sent to a place worse than the fungeon...

[charmedcleric]

[alphaclxwn]

feeling a lil silly, idk, might post more tboy court later

[rypnami]

leander: why is sebastian crying on the floor?

ominis: he took one of those ‘which character are you’ quizzes

leander: and…?

ominis: he got duncan

sebastian: *uncontrollable sobbing*

[coldblooded-angel]

Now why the fuck am I seeing shitty ass takes that Tashi should be taken out of the film??

Tashi, the catalyst for their feelings of desire and lust?? The person they projected everything and in turn realized they had feelings outside of tennis?? The only real threat to the friendship they became complacent in?? Living breathing personification of passion and drive for the one sport they built their lives around??

Did we see the same fucking movie???🤨🤨🤨

[vitiligoduncan]

i feel like the td fandom only likes alternative characters if being alternative is their only personality. Duncan and Gwen are both alt and they actually have flaws and are complex characters but everyone hates them. Crimson and Ennui are praised in the fandom but they don't have much to their characters other than the fact that they are goth.

[insensitiveroses]

it's ironic how everyone is so quick to hate on gwen and duncan for all the love triangle bullshit but they choose to ignore bridgette literally cheating on her boyfriend on international tv

[transbian-amityisreal]

the gwuncan tag on a03 is hell because half of it is just duncney with post break up gwuncan / gwuncan slander. if i WANTED duncney (i never will) i would SEARCH for duncney

[theflyingkipper]

Just in case you didn't already get too many suggestions for the drawing meme: Duncan in 1B or Mavis in 3C?

how about BOTH!!

[skz-stay13]

My first Hogwarts Legacy Fanfic

Hey guys my sister (crypticslytherin1) on Wattpad and I have been writing a fanfic series and we just posted the prologue to book one on AO3 if anyone is interested I'll link it here and make a masterlist for it on my page

[cursedonyx]

Presented with a golden opportunity, Sebastian, Ominis and Dracaena decide to play a prank on their fellow students. Shockingly, Ominis wants to prank Duncan Hobhouse.

From an upcoming chapter of my main fic, links in my masterlist

[hogwarts-legacy-confessions]

I don't know if this was here already but I hate

Duncan.

-whiner

-coward

-talking shit

Nobody could possibly like that for real. Like c'moon.

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[askingjayaduncan]

RUDE.

and thats not whore-ish behaviour!! i just wanted to move on ✨

OMG ACE HIHIHIHIIIII!!!!!! 💕💕

sorry for using your asks im not a whore 😔

- @askingjayaduncan

Didn’t you try and immediately find a gf after getting broken up with