#duncan slander

[td-yuri-takes]

Mod cricket is a pinch of duncan slander allowed with your usual yuri takes please 🙏 cuz ngl he seems like the type of guy to say "i can fix you baby cheeks" UNIRONICALLY. He looks like a threat to any lesbian in a 50 kilometre radius

OKAY SO TALKING ABOUT DUNCAN IS ALLOWED ON THE BLOG IF WE’RE HATING ON HIM.

I have a few words myself.

BRO GOD DAMN YOU AIN'T GOT WAVES ON YOUR HEAD YOU GOT A WHOLE DAMN TIDAL SEQUENCE ON YO HEAD YOUR ASS UGLY AS SHIT BRO LOOK AT YOUR EMO ASS BRUH IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR I'M A BURGER KING WITH MY BURGER KING CAN I PLEASE GET A LARGE FRY LOOKING ASS AND LOOK AT YO NIPPLES BOY YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SHOOT LASER BEAMS OUT OF YOUR NIPPLES PEW PEW POINTY ASS NIPPLE ASS GARDEN GNOME NOSE LOOKING ASS NIPPLE BOY YOU UGLY AS SHIT SHUT YO DIRTY ASS UP BRUH SAY SOMETHING BRUH WHAT WHO TF AM I BITCH WHAT THE FUCK IF YOU DON'T GET YO ISHOWSPEED DRIED OUT WEED BODY BUILT LIKE AN ANAL BEAD HEADPHONE WIRE DEFLATED TIRE FARTED IN THE MIC AND CALLED IT FIRE CHICKEN POX DIRTY SOCKS AYO EVERYONE GO AND FOLLOW PARADOX CRYPTO SCAM ORANGE CRAYON PEANUT BUTTER JELLY JAM DIRTY TOE SLOPPY JOE CHRISTIAN RONALDO LOOKING ASS UP YOU UGLY AS SHIT SHUT YO STUPID ASS UP YOU DIRTY AS HELL BRO IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR SLIGHTLY BELOW AVERAGE TWENTY TWO SAVAGE MOLDY CABBAGE WENT TO THERAPY TO QUIT YOUR HABIT OF HAVING UNPROTECTED BUTT SEX WITH OBESE RABBITS REFRIGERATOR IS FILLED WITH MAGGOTS FATHER ABUSES YOU WITH A TENNIS RACKET SCHOOL GAVE YOU A CHROMEBOOK YOU TRIED TO HACK IT SEMI AUTOMATIC SOY SAUCE PACKET ROACH INBREEDING INSIDE YOUR ATTIC BUST DOWN GRANDMA LET ME SMACK IT LOOKING ASS BOY YOU UGLY AS SHIT IF YOU DON'T YOUR HALF A FRY CHERRY PIE BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY LOOKING ASS BACK YOU UGLY AS SHIT BOY YOU DIRTY AS HELL YOU LIKE YOU WERE BORN INSIDE OF A HANDICAP PARKING SPACE WITH YO STUPID ASS BOY YOU DIRTY AS SHIT BOY BITCH YO MOM LOOK LIKE WRECK IT RALPH WITH ESTROGEN IMPLANTS I'M GONNA WRECK IT.

[cursedonyx]

[turbotastictubular]

Vanellope gets sent to a place worse than the fungeon...

[charmedcleric]

[alphaclxwn]

feeling a lil silly, idk, might post more tboy court later

[rypnami]

leander: why is sebastian crying on the floor?

ominis: he took one of those ‘which character are you’ quizzes

leander: and…?

ominis: he got duncan

sebastian: *uncontrollable sobbing*

[coldblooded-angel]

Now why the fuck am I seeing shitty ass takes that Tashi should be taken out of the film??

Tashi, the catalyst for their feelings of desire and lust?? The person they projected everything and in turn realized they had feelings outside of tennis?? The only real threat to the friendship they became complacent in?? Living breathing personification of passion and drive for the one sport they built their lives around??

Did we see the same fucking movie???🤨🤨🤨

[vitiligoduncan]

i feel like the td fandom only likes alternative characters if being alternative is their only personality. Duncan and Gwen are both alt and they actually have flaws and are complex characters but everyone hates them. Crimson and Ennui are praised in the fandom but they don't have much to their characters other than the fact that they are goth.

[insensitiveroses]

it's ironic how everyone is so quick to hate on gwen and duncan for all the love triangle bullshit but they choose to ignore bridgette literally cheating on her boyfriend on international tv

[transbian-amityisreal]

the gwuncan tag on a03 is hell because half of it is just duncney with post break up gwuncan / gwuncan slander. if i WANTED duncney (i never will) i would SEARCH for duncney

[theflyingkipper]

Just in case you didn't already get too many suggestions for the drawing meme: Duncan in 1B or Mavis in 3C?

how about BOTH!!

[skz-stay13]

My first Hogwarts Legacy Fanfic

Hey guys my sister (crypticslytherin1) on Wattpad and I have been writing a fanfic series and we just posted the prologue to book one on AO3 if anyone is interested I'll link it here and make a masterlist for it on my page

[cursedonyx]

Presented with a golden opportunity, Sebastian, Ominis and Dracaena decide to play a prank on their fellow students. Shockingly, Ominis wants to prank Duncan Hobhouse.

From an upcoming chapter of my main fic, links in my masterlist

[hogwarts-legacy-confessions]

I don't know if this was here already but I hate

Duncan.

-whiner

-coward

-talking shit

Nobody could possibly like that for real. Like c'moon.

👀

[askingjayaduncan]

RUDE.

and thats not whore-ish behaviour!! i just wanted to move on ✨

OMG ACE HIHIHIHIIIII!!!!!! 💕💕

sorry for using your asks im not a whore 😔

- @askingjayaduncan

Didn’t you try and immediately find a gf after getting broken up with

[sluttyenthusiast]

You and Tashi are the Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding of tennis.

Tashi Duncan is the poster child of tennis, the good girl, the people's princess.

You are the bad and the evil, leeching off of Tashi's success as others would say.

But you're both close, you were each other's first kiss (out of curiosity ofc), and you'd often share rooms at the hotels when you're both in town for the same tournament.

You watched as Tashi would talk to her adoring fans, you never let your smile drop, even when people would boo at the announcement of your name, yelling horrible things to you when it was your serve. She would smile at you, mouthing to shake it off, and you would smile back. Something sort of soft and unspoken between you both. You guys had a friendship that if people looked close enough, they'd suspect a relationship, but people never paid mind to you when it came to Tashi.

When the time comes for college you and Tashi both separate, going to different colleges, often facing each other in matches.

Tashi was playing against you in the match she blew her knee out, you watched, in fear, shock, terror, you don't know, but you remember your blood going cold as you watched your best friends tennis career presumably end.

That was the last time Tashi had ever really saw you. People came up with rumors every day, claiming that you watched in glee while your opponents career ended, others going as far to say that you played a part in the career ending injury.

You lost your scholarship, and you were to withdraw from all tennis related activities, according to the USTA. They claimed they didn't need the controversy and negativity surrounding tennis.

Without tennis you were nothing, you could no longer go to school, and while your manager tried to book you upcoming gigs to get your name back out there, they didn't want you.

Tashi was an upcoming star as she coached her husband through victories, climbing up in ranks again, while you had practically dropped off the face of the earth.

What people didn't know is that as soon as Tashi left to go to the hospital after the match, you took off after her, staying with her until she was discharged, sleeping in the uncomfortable hospital chairs.

If people had gotten to know you for more than two seconds, they would know that you are the kindest person, always wishing the best for everyone.

Tashi wish she could go back in time, and speak out against what the people were saying about you, she had wished none of this slander on you.

People claimed you celebrated when her career ended, excited to get an up in the world of tennis, overcoming your biggest opponent.

Tashi knew that wasn't true, you had cried just as much as her, you had never left her side, until she eventually shoved you off, angry that you still have tennis to turn to.

After that moment, you realized you had nothing left, you didn't matter anymore.