alphaclxwn
!!SHARKY!!
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a he/him who is autistic “Sharky you're fucked up and evil 🫶” - Scribble @wheredidalltheusersgo made my banner it’s beautiful and gorgeous go look at his art rn !!! inbox open 🔥
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alphaclxwn · 7 days ago
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Assorted beasts from Dio's Manor
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alphaclxwn · 10 days ago
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GUYS. DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN WRITE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE FICS ON AO3
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alphaclxwn · 12 days ago
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"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back
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alphaclxwn · 14 days ago
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hot chocolates in your area
bring your own cream and marshmallows
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Are these like Christmas elf pornhub ads
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alphaclxwn · 16 days ago
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i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.
so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.
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alphaclxwn · 19 days ago
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smash mouth more like smashed mouth
When I was 8 I started singing All-Star by Smash Mouth and my older brother fucking punched me for it
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alphaclxwn · 27 days ago
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HOLY SHIT
idk i randomly seen this pic in tumblr
"Judging by the suspense, I'm going to die"
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alphaclxwn · 1 month ago
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mama a girl behind you 😨😨
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alphaclxwn · 1 month ago
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Happy first birthday Knife-Wielding Tentacle..👍
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alphaclxwn · 1 month ago
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how i feel getting my self-imposed exile on 🔥🔥 (i’m fugo. if you care.)
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alphaclxwn · 1 month ago
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all i’m saying is that kakyoin is kinda astroboy core
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Yeah no ur right
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alphaclxwn · 2 months ago
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bros autismoooooo
Kakyoin is just like me fr
We're both rocking the social anxiety swag and destiny has personal beef with us
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alphaclxwn · 2 months ago
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Reblog if you want your followers to tell you which fictional character you remind them of.
PLEASE .
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alphaclxwn · 2 months ago
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sharkigi
can you explain dandy’s world to me
also who id be in the dandy’s world sona thing yall have been up to on the server
i’m just kinda sat back observing like ur bugs/aff
real asf
hmm okay so. dandy world. roblox horror game. u play as different toons and go floor by floor extracting this thing called ichor, all while twisteds try to Fucking Eradicate you (they’re like zombie, ichor-infected versions of the toons). dandy is the flower guy who’s heavily implied to be the whole reason behind the whole ichor production thing, there’s lots of hinted lore besides just the gameplay but uhhHhhhHhhhh y e a h (i am. in no way qualified for this /lh)
character wise, i’d say gigi (the gachapon), she’s an absolute menace and her ability is just. gambling.
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sharky i will force you to play dandys world you will be initiated /lh /j /nf
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alphaclxwn · 2 months ago
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SLEF LWOWV BABYUYYYYYYYYYYY
why don't most vampires just find ppl who are into getting pinned down and bitten and drained. this shit is easyyyy
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alphaclxwn · 2 months ago
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AWOOGA HUMMINB HUSMMID MISTA OW AJT YOYY CARNSLKY KIDD MR FAGGOT BOY HAT MNSM
Guido mista swarm in my dream wtf
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alphaclxwn · 2 months ago
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DMIN FINE HIHIHIJI MY BRITEHRRRRRRR GIGDHHEDS
HIHHIJJIIIIII BEOETHERRRRRRRE KSIEES IR NOSEEEREE IM SOVERTR I PROMIKSEDEDRR Q
My beloved brother who is currently drunk off his ass <3
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