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Ur mom

can i choose him instead

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giggles

Crazy shit happening on the whiteboard

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its was my best phase

why are you britjsh.

when i was born they put me in a woven basket and sent me down a river to protect me from the corrupt state and i ended up on the isle of wight. a group of wiccans from the forest took me in and raised me on tree bark and cigarette butts and i quickly grew to be strong and powerful enough to swim across the solent at the age of six. i swam to stubbington, where i was assimilated into the local wildlife.

i still have the basket. i use it to collect more cigarettte butts.

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do u liek weezer and wafflez

yes, in fact i am listening to weezer and eating waffles rn

spooky stuff, bro knows what i’m up to

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Happy birthday to him.

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our dog, mista griffin, is dead

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monster high au ~ vento aureo/golden wind

BUCCIARATI’S TEAM!!!

I imagine the Bucci squad holds a place somewhere around the middle in the popularity ranking but they’re quite admired, holding a decent reputation and at most being a bit intimidating to others but ummm yah :3

Bucciarati - He’s a frankenmonster with zippers instead of stitches!!! He can dismember himself partially or entirely like how he does in canon and use his limbs for long ranged attacks LOL

I was thinking he could be a class representative or the captain of the soccer team, being a year or two older than the rest of his group but being the same age as Abbacchio

Abbacchio - he’s a mix of a wraith and an algea, spirits of sorrow and misery—his kind particularly being born from regret and survivor’s guilt. He has the power of of psychometry so he can replay memories off the things around him. He can also share these ‘visions’ to those around him.

Abba is like. Super emo/gothic even for monsters LOL

He has a naturally pale complexion and just amps up the gauntness by a tenfold LOL

Bruno is his closest friend and they have matching tops >_< he also plays soccer me thinks….

Giorno - he’s a vampire/fairy!!! He’s a pretty boy basically LOL, the youngest in the group and also the most glittery

He has matching eyeshadow with Fugo

The dust from his wings can kinda accelerate life around you??? If that makes sense??? Like how Bruno perceived life at an extremely fast rate but his body didn’t??? His wings have that effect if u inhale it

Sameish powers from canon me thinks

Fugo - He’s a bunny cuz he’s canonically said to look soft and sweet but his temper…. Oooo mama people are getting RUSTIC out here 😭

He has part plant monster in him which can make him release poisonous spores through seed buds—they’re incredibly dangerous and much like Purple Haze in canon >_<

Narancia - he’s a spectre!! Cuz he’s.. a spectator ahahaha.. hahah… get it

His eye can pop out at will and float around to locations farther than his body for reconnaissance and scouting. He is still very much the ‘eye’ of the team. He’s apart of the dance club and is a pole vaulter for the track team 😭😭😭😭

BECAUSE OF HIS EYE ABILITY HE KNOWS TOO MUCH. This makes him and Mista the biggest gossips in school 😭 SPEAKING OF MISTAM

Mista is a harpy!!! He can use his feathers like bullets (kinda like Hawks from MHA in the sense he can control them individually)

I was thinking the Sex Pistols could be pixies or some small creatures Mista befriended LOL

I don’t have a species for Trish yet but she’s there 😿😿

I was also thinking they could high key be a band like. Torture dance… and Abba literally looks like he can play the keytar LOL + Trish is a singer!!! It’d be neat me thinks

also a doodle comic >_< kinda just Terence and vanilla’s dynamic explained

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this just in! i hope my kidneys explode.

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he’s hungry 💔

i’m. feeling devious

why is he so low quality 😭😭😭

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reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions

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that awkward moment when you want to KILL YOURSELF but too scared of death to do it 😂😂😂

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still depressed but my friends love me so i think i could eat god’s innards in a holy display of dominance. for frjendship

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giorno is his emotional support cat to me

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“Fatherless behavior” stop giving my DAD credit for all the work my MOM put into making me a terrible person!! Stop erasing women in history!!

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mista the man you are

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maaaaooooooaooooaooaoaoooaooaooaoaooaoaoaooaoaoooooeoooeooaaaaoowwww

should i call an ambulance

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kitten i must confess that daddy wants to kill himself.