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i will NEVER draw hunter deamonne in noceda family art you will never catch that boy in there QUIT ASKING ABOUT HIM

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reblog if you’re NOT tumblr famous, but you ARE tired and kinda gay

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they could never make me hate u

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ok but legitimately i think the reason why kids aren’t taking internet safety seriously is because the people who are telling us not to put our personal information out seem so out of touch. no one acknowledges the possibility of meeting very real teenaged friends online, they always say that everyone you meet is a 40 year old white man in disguise. because they aren’t acknowledging things we know are true, it becomes a lot easier to dismiss the rest of what they’re saying as well. internet safety lessons absolutely must keep up with the times and acknowledge the internet’s capacity for good if you want kids to take to heart warnings about its capacity for bad.

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hazbin hotel au where everything is the same but the secret that vaggie is hiding from charlie is that Val is her rich gay uncle

bonus points if vags doesnt know that val is angel's boss

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so important to staticdoll is velvette being tremendously abhorrently ruthlessly evil and vox going hooooly cannoli thats right i Am into women (<- he forgot)

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the calamity trio but i make them all transmasc and bi

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one of my favourite types of ships is crossover ships or rarepairs

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one of my favourite types of ships is crossover ships or rarepairs

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i have never watched a show/movie without deciding at least two characters are trans

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i have never watched a show/movie without deciding at least two characters are trans

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Art by Essi Välimäki

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fucked up staticmoth time! (no idea if this is good or not lol; I've never written dead dove-adjacent stuff before)

cw for dub/non-con, (extremely) unhealthy relationship dynamics, acephobia, racism

I wrote vox as kind of a disaster bi that fell in love with everyone in favorite, which I thought would be incompatible with aroace vox, but! I think it's perfect actually.

I present to you:

aroace vox who was rejected by everyone, who never had enough actual romantic/sexual experience in life to realize she'd never felt allo attraction (she does love very deeply, just not like that)

asian vox who feels emasculated by the stereotype that asian men are impotent/undesirable and will fight to the death to prove that he does indeed fuck (she doesn't)

transfem vox who is so unbelievably repressed that she overcompensates by playing the role of a dominant, hypersexual man after death

vox who is so immediately enamored by valentino's attention that she interprets the feeling of validation as love

vox who starts to believe that alastor's criticisms of her must've meant he was just a heartless asshole and never really her friend in the first place

(mildly) sex-repulsed vox who learns from valentino that love and sex are supposed to feel uncomfortable and scary

valentino who implies on several occasions that aroace people aren't real; they're just boring prudes who aren't hot enough get laid! sex is a part of human nature, mi amor; relax, it's all in your head.

sex-repulsed vox who loves valentino anyway, because the moments of genuine comfort and affection are special to her

they'll always be special to her, unfortunately

sex-repulsed vox who is so paranoid about valentino getting bored of her that she discovers her hypnosis powers while trying to convince him to fuck her

he still wants to fuck her, right? she's still worth something?

maybe val never really liked her, maybe he was lying about finding her attractive, but vox can make sure he wants to stay. and it's supposed to feel bad when it happens; it's the least she can do to endure it ...

vox who starts to feel sick to her stomach thinking about valentino touching her, but it's just butterflies. she's just nervous. she's just in love.

vox who gets trigger happy and starts hypnotizing val when he shows any signs of being out of her control

vox who eventually can't tell how much the hypnosis has done and how much of val is actually intact

vox who wants to care about that last part, but who does she have if valentino leaves her?

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in the car with my gf. her parents play strictly lesbian songs while her dad looks at us in the mirror

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idk if anyone else does this but like. sometimes when i know a ship will be canon i convince myself i ship it but then i think about it and it couldn't be further from the truth

i just can't be into them no matter what