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DAD!!!!

So very tempted to give my persona a Hawaiian shirt but then I remember I have another freak with my name and Hawaiian shirt

[askingjayaduncan]

THANKS DAD!! 😁😁 if you need any tips on britishness i can help 🙏

DAD I MISS YOU 😭😭😭😭 PLEASE COME BACK I HAVE A MAN KIDNAPPED IN MY HOUSE YOU'D LOVE IT

- @askingjayaduncan

I can't, I'm currently traveling to England to learn to be British and steal your uncle's identity, I'll be back in a month or so sweetie

[askingjayaduncan]

oh yes!! silly me 😁

whilst youre in the uk, can you find my shitty ex jayden and beat him up for me? thank you!!! 🥰

DAD I MISS YOU 😭😭😭😭 PLEASE COME BACK I HAVE A MAN KIDNAPPED IN MY HOUSE YOU'D LOVE IT

- @askingjayaduncan

I can't, I'm currently traveling to England to learn to be British and steal your uncle's identity, I'll be back in a month or so sweetie

[askingjayaduncan]

dad ?

how the hell did you travel to England

By plane

..

OBVIOUSLY I KIDNAPPED A LOVING FAMILY AND SHAVED THEIR HEADS, CUT THEIR LIMBS OFF, AND BUILT A RAFT OUT OF IT. You people are so stupid...

[askingjayaduncan]

NOO DAD 😞😞😞

actually can you steal my actual dad's identity? cos then you can become my legal dad!!!!

DAD I MISS YOU 😭😭😭😭 PLEASE COME BACK I HAVE A MAN KIDNAPPED IN MY HOUSE YOU'D LOVE IT

- @askingjayaduncan

I can't, I'm currently traveling to England to learn to be British and steal your uncle's identity, I'll be back in a month or so sweetie

[askingjayaduncan]

and youre not? 🤨

Do you believe in love?

Surprisingly, yes. Love isn't just romantic, it's platonic too. And that's definitely real. Also, if it wasn't, Taylor Swift wouldn't have 93 million monthly listeners on Spotify.

[askingjayaduncan]

YES. put him in the stocks like a real criminal. throw some old grimy lettuce while we're at it.

Do you believe in love?

Surprisingly, yes. Love isn't just romantic, it's platonic too. And that's definitely real. Also, if it wasn't, Taylor Swift wouldn't have 93 million monthly listeners on Spotify.

[askingjayaduncan]

ROOS A FAKE WHORE.

do you like Taylor swift

I love Taylor Swift. How could I not??

[askingjayaduncan]

GOOD.

do you like Taylor swift

I love Taylor Swift. How could I not??

[askingjayaduncan]

THEN YOUD HAVE TO GET REVENGE ON YOURSELF. YOU PUSHED ME OVER THE EDGE.

do you like Taylor swift

I love Taylor Swift. How could I not??

[askingjayaduncan]

TOO LATE. IM ALREADY GONE. THIS WAS SENT FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE.

do you like Taylor swift

I love Taylor Swift. How could I not??

[askingjayaduncan]

WTF 😔😔

whatever, guess ill die ig 😒

do you like Taylor swift

I love Taylor Swift. How could I not??

[askingjayaduncan]

ohhhh haha loser

Thinking about 19

[askingjayaduncan]

oh..... i get it 😔

what if i was secretly in love with you and this was how you responded to my feelings. what if this killed me of. what then??

do you like Taylor swift

I love Taylor Swift. How could I not??

[askingjayaduncan]

whatever. just say you hate me and want me dead.

do you like Taylor swift

I love Taylor Swift. How could I not??

[askingjayaduncan]

year olds? 🤨

Thinking about 19

[askingjayaduncan]

omg you're secretly in love with me? 🤭🤭

do you like Taylor swift

I love Taylor Swift. How could I not??