#duke 😭😭😭

[ratatatastic]

on checking in with former cats after cats first stanley cup (x)(x)

[demonicsuffrage]

It's so wild when you think about how much of a shift the batkids had after they were adopted by Bruce, because NONE had a sibling and were like-

Dick, who accidentally walked into Tim's room, spotting the robin shrine he has there:

Tim: ...I can explain

Dick, walking out: Nevermind! It's my fault for wishing for siblings when I was a kid

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Jason: Who the hell tweeted 'skibidi toilet rizz' 56 times from my twitter?!

Tim, salty about the titans tower incident, laptop in hand still open to Jason's twitter account:

Jason:

Jason: I wish Bruce had adopted a puppy instead of you.

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Damian, fuming after Bruce got them a shared hotel room on a vacation: I miss the days when I was an only child

Tim: Didn't your mom make like two thousand clones of you?

Damian: I would've preferred sharing my inheritances with all 2000 of them instead of you

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Dick, entering his room at the manor after a patrol and spotting Duke on his bed and immediately shrieking: BRUCE, THERE'S A RANDOM KID IN MY ROOM

Bruce: Dick, this is your newest brother, Duke

Dick: And you gave him my room?!

Duke: Wow, the colour scheme in here is so 80s

Dick: Consider me and you estranged from now on

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Bruce: Jason, unblock your brother, he is currently crying in the living room because of it.

Jason, had blocked Dick after the thirst trap Dick posted got over 100k views on tiktok and now everyone and their sibling was asking for Dick's number: What brother? I identify as an only child.

[starspilli]

batkid fit doodles

[numberonedukethomasapologist]

Duke keeps losing durags and and bonnets around the manor and they end up in the most random spots (he takes them off when he's half asleep and throws them somewhere)

-Jason: Duchess, I found your durag.

Duke: oh? I lost that months ago, Where was it?

Jason: it was in my helmet 😒

-Damian: Thomas. Here's your headwrap.

Duke: where was it this time?

Damian: batcow was eating it.

-Stephanie: *throws the silk bonnet at duke* wherever you bought that please buy me one. My hair has no kinks in it at all~

Duke: you've had it this whole time??

Stephanie: it was in my laundry basket😋

[mikeluciraphgabe]

Part one masterpost

[fukutomichi]

The Rings of Power | Season 2 | Aug 29 - Oct 3, 2024 S2.E7 ∙ Doomed to Die

[qcomicsy]

Batfamily time travel encounter but it's just a nice timeline.

Jason Todd: So who got to be Batman and fucked up everything because they got evil?

26 year old Damian Wayne: Nobody??? What the fuck?

Steph: So you telling us... There's no evil Batman? No one died?

Duke: Or got evil?

Dick: Or went rogue?

Steph: Or like I don't know- Like- There's like no ass to us to kick? To I don't know- fix up the time line?? No one to *gestures cutting a throat*

Jason: Not even Tim?

Tim: Okay fuck you-

Jason: sOMEONE HAD TO ASK-

26 year old Damian: No. No. No. No. And absolutely not. No one is going to kill Timothy, he's the best at what he does.

Tim, whispering: ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ

[happyyft]

ITS STILL SEPTEMBER 1ST.

[shrooomcat]

Dune Part Two dir.Denis Villeneuve

Rebecca Ferguson as Lady Jessica

Please notice her tiniest jaw twitch and nostril flare please zoom in to see omg she kept her reverend mother cool but then inside she got so emotional when she heard the emperor talking shit about her Duke uhhhhh

[welcometogrouchland]

Disgustingly messy and crusty sketch dump but I couldn't get my own terrible theory out of my head and ended up making a bunch of sketches about it. Also at the end a bonus dickbats and Damian doodle bc I was reading an issue of their Batman and Robin run (IDs in Alt)

[ozzgin]

Do you have a funny fact with husband Demon King? 👉👈

(Im so miss this guy🥺)

Referring to the Demon King story.

I like to think that his hatred for mortals remains completely unaltered, with you being the one, lone exception. So, you know, like any working husband, when he goes to obliterate worlds and destroy civilizations, while the living wail and the fires reach into the sky, he likes to take his little pouch out and gaze at a picture of you.

"That's my spouse", he'll say with a proud smile.

The monstrous soldier at his side glances sheepishly and nods.

"M-my question was how to deal with the survivors, My Lord."

"What survivors? Didn't I say kill them all?" he retorts with a scoff.

Back to important matters. What should he get you as a souvenir?

[uhzuku]

‘reader is a named oc’ then they are not a ‘reader’, bestie, they are an oc. there’s nothing wrong with ocs. but please for the love of god stop mistagging them as ‘x reader’.

[imasillygooose]

I'm so normal about her (me when I lie)

Bonus Duke because the way he looks at her is just 😍😭

[dinakisss]

Guys please don’t kill me😣

“I won’t post for a while” me when I lie

But anyway y’all know this trend and it looks so fun but after finishing the second shot I felt an unbearable amount of cringe fill my body so I cant finish it😭

This is my first proper time tweening and it’s so fun oh lord but this animation meme renaissance feels so wierd 

Also

Do y’all fw napolington or is it forbidden??😭🦵🙏

Btw I don’t really ship naps w anyone it’s all just for fun ok😣

[stoopystuppy]

reference:

[harleyyquinnsgf]

*early in the morning in the batfamily groupchat*

tim: dude my classes are so stupid this year! they gave me the last lunch like do they want me to starve?

damian: well my grade eats together

tim: that’s because you’re in middle school like a loser

damian: ???

cass: yeah, in my sophomore year, they had me going to my first class, second class, then lunch. how do you think i felt eating lunch when it was still breakfast time?

tim: well i’ve got it as my first class, second class, third class, fourth class, then finally lunch!

duke: class doesn’t look like a real word anymore

dick: clap that ass = class

*jason has removed dick from the groupchat*