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[numberonedukethomasapologist]

Yall what if when Duke cries it's just a flashbang

Or when he's angry it just gets pitch black

*Bruce and Duke trying to bake a pie (without Alfred supervision) that duke's mom used to make*

Bruce: .. OH SHIT THE PIE

Duke: ...it's burnt..

Bruce:😟

Duke: mamas pie.. *sniffles*

Bruce: du-

*💥BANG💥*

*Duke writing poems at the dinning table with cookies and milk from alfred*

Damian: DRAKE-

Time: AH FUCK- *RUNS PAST AND BUMPS INTO THE TABLE*

Duke: Wtf??- ..

*the paper he was drawing on is drenched in milk*

Tim & damian: 🧍🏻‍♂️🧍🏾‍♂️

Duke: *locks eyes with tim*

Tim: wha- THAT wasn't my fau-

*room goes pitch black and all you hear is a chair break and tim and damians screeching*

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Jason has a gun phone case and occasionally just points it at one of his siblings not saying a word, just stands there pointing menacingly-

This is how he copes when one of the bats piss him off💀

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DUKE ON WASH DAY

Headcanon that he told Bruce about how his mom used to wash his hair so like 2-3 times a month Bruce washes duke's hair in the bathroom sink😋

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BOOM SHAKALAKA YES GAWSDS

I LOVE THIS SM😫

DUKE!!!!

trying to get used to drawing duke (i feel like he looks different every time i draw him but this also happens every time i draw like. anyone. so.) i had fun doodling him he's so cutie patootie

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TIM DRAKE ART😋

Pose ref:

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I WAS TESTING OUT USING DIFFRENT BRUSHES AND I THINK I ATE

HAVE SOME BRUCE AND SELINA BEING THE POWER COUPLE OF GOTHAM😚

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PLEASE THIS IS SO FUCKIN FUNNY I NEED SOMEONE TO MAKE THAG EXACT PIC W JASON😭

I DREW ANGSTY DISSOCIATED JASON😋

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I DREW ANGSTY DISSOCIATED JASON😋

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I DREW ANGSTY DISSOCIATED JASON😋

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Ik for a fact if Duke went to school w either tim and steph or just with Damian in a joint school they would cut tf up

They would cover for tim when he skips the day

They help steph mess with the teacher they all collectively hate (or any teacher who fucks with damian)

They make hall passes for Duke whenever he gets migraines

Duke has snuck Damian off campus and took him somewhere comfy when he has a meltdown

They've all had lunch on the roof after escaping to batburger

They have a unused classroom that they've turned into a resting room (somehow they got a couch through the window)

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Duke and Tim are def mutuals on tumblr and they just don't know it

They both post about batman and robin but Tim's post are random conspiracies that are not true but it's funny when he hears a civ talking about it

And Duke's post are either poems or fanfiction (cut him some slack, all writers start somewhere and that somewhere may be fanfics about his family in costume- *it's all superbat*)

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Everyone calls Bruce "Unc" even his kids

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If you were to rename the batfam what names would you choose for each of them?

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Does "B" stand for Bruce or Batman (wrong answers only)

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Duke: Tuh- I'm the only sane person outta the bats🙄

Bruce: *pats his head* sure buddy.. *goes back nursing Jason's headache and temporary blindness after Duke LITTERALY exploded in light because Jason won in uno*

This is fanon, completely fanon, I don't know shit about Duke Thomas, but I just wanna say I like to headcanon that he is infact the most delusional one and the bats just feed into it.

Duke "I'm the most normal one" Thomas

No he isn't, maybe he's the least chaotic but that mf is still a bat and a vigilante, he's traumatised and he is not normal at all.

He's just delusional, he takes delulu for the solulu really seriously and the batfam just indulges him.

Thank you for listening to my TED talk.

Voting for Duke Thomas as a delusional mf, that is his coping mechanism.

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I feel like duke would get really into sonic games as a kid i dunno

RIP DUKE THOMAS HE WOULD HAVE LOVED SNAPCUBE😭