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SINCE ITS SNOWIN HERE IN TEXASSS

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OMG LIKE WE TALK ABOUT THE WAYNES AND THEIR PEIRCING BLUE EYES AND HIW THEY SHOUKD HAVE CONTACTS

BUT IMAGINE TRYING TO LOOK INTO DUKES EYES AND ITS LIKE LOOKING AT THE SUN

YOU LOOK AT HIS EYES AND ITS LIKE HAVING ASTIGMATISM

Inspired by this post - Jason and Duke having glowy eyes and freaking Bruce out

Bruce: Have kids, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. I thought I was gonna shit my pants.

Dick: But they’re so adorable, aren’t they?

Bruce: Unfortunately yes.

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RUSHED IT BUT HERE YA GOOOO

SOME DEADLIGHT/GHOST LIGHG FOR THE HAND FULL OF PEOPLE WHO EAT IT UP

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I TRIED SOMETHING NEW ONNA WHIM AND IM SO SUPRISED THAT IT CAME OUT THIS GOOD

IM SO HAPOY HOW IT TURNED OUT🤩

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What type of sims gameplay and story lines do the bats do? (What type of simmer stereotype are they)

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YALL THIS SUCKS SO BAD BUT I TRIED FOR OUR MANS DUKE😭 ITS SO BOTCHED AND WEIRDLY EDITED CUZ IDK HOW TO DO THAT STUFF

ALSO THE MF FC WATERMARK COVERD IT BUT DUKE WAKES UP CUZ HE HEARD HIS MOM SAY "Duke, baby? Mommy's home"

ALSO WHY DO PEOPLE PUT THEMESELVES THROUGH THIS TOURTURE TS HAD ME CRASHIN OUT💀

NEWAY ENJOY CUZ NEVER AGAINNNN

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this is my Christmas present to all my lovely followers and mutuals😚

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[Posting the pic by itself]

I HAD A THOUGHG BOUT THIS PIC

IT WAS DEF TAKIN BY DIANA AND THEIR MONTHLY SLEEPOVER WHERE THEY GOSSIP AND DO SKINCARE🏃🏾

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MERRY CHRISTMAS YALL

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BRUCE LOST A DARE AT A GALA AND CLARK TOOK THAG CHANCE IMMEDIATELY 😋

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MY BOY CAME INNNNNNN

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Calling all my divorced parents children🗣

How do we think Damian feels?

Cuz like having separated parents make you feel so many conflicting emotions and u just don't know what to think of your parents the more you grow

He probably misses a relationship he wasn't even there for

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Yall what if when Duke cries it's just a flashbang

Or when he's angry it just gets pitch black

*Bruce and Duke trying to bake a pie (without Alfred supervision) that duke's mom used to make*

Bruce: .. OH SHIT THE PIE

Duke: ...it's burnt..

Bruce:😟

Duke: mamas pie.. *sniffles*

Bruce: du-

*💥BANG💥*

*Duke writing poems at the dinning table with cookies and milk from alfred*

Damian: DRAKE-

Time: AH FUCK- *RUNS PAST AND BUMPS INTO THE TABLE*

Duke: Wtf??- ..

*the paper he was drawing on is drenched in milk*

Tim & damian: 🧍🏻‍♂️🧍🏾‍♂️

Duke: *locks eyes with tim*

Tim: wha- THAT wasn't my fau-

*room goes pitch black and all you hear is a chair break and tim and damians screeching*

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Jason has a gun phone case and occasionally just points it at one of his siblings not saying a word, just stands there pointing menacingly-

This is how he copes when one of the bats piss him off💀

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DUKE ON WASH DAY

Headcanon that he told Bruce about how his mom used to wash his hair so like 2-3 times a month Bruce washes duke's hair in the bathroom sink😋