numberonedukethomasapologist

[numberonedukethomasapologist]

PLEASE IM SO HONORED TO BE TAGGED @malfiora

What i look like-

Vs what i want to look like-

There wasn't any snakebites but TRUSTTTT I want them bad

@emutumbles @duketectivecomics

starting a tag game cause i'm bored and i hate my notifications :D

WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE IRL

WHAT U WANNA LOOK LIKE

picrew: here!

tagging @random-doctor-on-the-internet @cataperat @discoveredreality @ladykiller-yt and @midnights-dragon

[numberonedukethomasapologist]

He probably learned how to switch his accent or tame it-

Now brucie on the other hand?💀

Why doesn't Batman have a Gotham accent?

Ever heard a strong Jersey accent? Be grateful he doesn't have one

[numberonedukethomasapologist]

How the goon looks at batman after he folded them into a wall and caused a collapsed lung then had the audacity to yell "NOW TALK"

[numberonedukethomasapologist]

Duke: if they talk behind yo back, fart😌

Dick: when was the last time you slept?

Cass: *signs something in asl*

Person: what did she say?

Tim: she said you aren't worth the fuck that made you😁

Jason: *coughs up blood*

Steph: me when the huzz💀

Bruce: you pushed Luthor into the fountain-

Duke: were all human?? We make mistakes- I'm literally just a girl😣

Bruce: you are neither of those.

Duke: but i am human-

Bruce: you sure?

Damian: your aorta looks like shit today

Tim: thanks, I try🥰

Damian: you really should have been dropped as a baby- wish you weren't a fast swimmer

Dick: ok, that's enough- Damian stand in the corner

Damian: i hate all of you trashy bald headed stank ass hoes

Duke: CLOCKEDD🗣

[numberonedukethomasapologist]

THIS SO SUCH A COOL CONCEPT IM LITTERALY INLOVE😭

A proposition for spooky Duke.

[numberonedukethomasapologist]

Bruce: Hey kids?

Fam: yeah?!

Bruce: Whats superbat?

*babs and dick immediately hoping in the elevator*

*Jason jumps out the window*

*Cass crawls under the couch*

*steph climbs on tims shoulders and pretends to be a coat hanging on the rack*

*Duke went invisible so quickly nobody is sure if he was there or not*

*Damian walked out the front door and is now rethinking life inside of a tree hole*

Bruce: wha-

Clark: IS IT TIME?!?

Bruce: what??

Clark: oh.. *slowly flies backwards out the window he crashed through*

[numberonedukethomasapologist]

Zero people choosing damian has me ready to square uppp😫

[numberonedukethomasapologist]

wait dude it’s me again (@gothammybeloved) i don’t want to seem like i’m copying you but should i start making batfam twitter posts?? i’ve wanted to for a while and you’ve kinda inspired me >:p

GO FOR ITTTT

MAKE THE FUNNIEST SHIT BABES

IM GIVING YOU MY POWER🫶🏽✨️✨️

[numberonedukethomasapologist]

bit late but my personal favorite batfam agere headcanon is dami, dick, and duke having super specific food preferences based on what they grew up with. this means that every so often someone will have to go to the store just to get a bag of peanuts for dick or a very specific kind of breadstick for duke or a brand of chips for dami or smth

Ouuuu yesss like instead of their eye catching something in the toy isle

They'll see like a old brand of cheddar crackers that they were obsessed with as a kid and would pull out the most impressive puppy eyes to get them🏃🏽‍♂️

[numberonedukethomasapologist]

what do you think Duke would go as for Halloween?

Men in black🙏🏾

[numberonedukethomasapologist]

Duke Thomas but he's literally just a glowing orb of light sometimes

Like instead of turning invisible bro just collapses onto a gold orb

Batmember: i wonder where Duke went?

Suspiciously Duke coded orb: ✨️