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I’m gonna be real with y’all:
Haven’t had a solid shit in close to two weeks, and I’m really starting to miss those.
#so happy to have had top surgery#happy with the way I look even with my necrotic nipple complication#very excited to learn I have pecs!!#but uh yeah#my poor Jewish bubbly guts are not handling the situation well now that they’ve turned back on following the post surgery constipation#I had to buy dude wipes#DUDE WIPES#THE SITUATION WAS SO DIRE I NEEDED NEEDLESSLY GENDERED TOILETRIES JUST BECAUSE I NEEDED THE SIZE
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Pleased to announce Twitter's new sponsor
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(via Freshness and Convenience: A Review of DUDE Flushable Wipes)
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“Isn’t it sad they had to write “dude” on the wipes to get guys to start washing their ass?”
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The Driver Suit Blog-Paint Scheme Grades-April 15, 2023
By David G. Firestone Kevin Harvick #4 Busch Light #Break4Busch Ford Mustang-I like the idea, but this isn’t well done. The dirt looks off, and it’s over designed. It’s not awful, so this gets a C. Ryan Blaney #12 Advance Auto Parts Ford Mustang-Same scheme as last year, same A grade. Ryan Blaney #12 Menards/Maytag Ford Mustang-Same scheme as last year, same A grade. Chase Briscoe #14 Magical…
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#Break4Busch#advance auto parts#aj allmendinger#Anthony Alfredo#Austin Hill#BJ McLeod#Bubba Wallace#busch light#camaro#Camry#Chase Briscoe#chevy#chevy camaro#Club Wyndham#dr. pepper#Dude Wipes#erik jones#ford#ford mustang#Gain#GUNK#Irish Spring Body Wash#JJ Yeley#Justin Haley#kevin harvick#kroger#Magical Vacation Planner#Maytag#McDonald’s#Menards
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edit: btw it is not safe to wear contacts in the shower! the option is included for accuracy, but please consider throwing on an old pair of glasses or just going blind into that wet box instead.
#this is NORMAL BEHAVIOR . its IMPORTANT to SEE in there. what if there are clowns or killers.#to be clear. all my soaps and liquids are very different shapes and identifying them is not a concern. its the terror of the unknown#edit: btw im not trying to convert anyone. but i am gonna shotgun more concerns:#facewashing: you hold the glasses in your hands (the arm between your fingers.) or you set them down for a little bit#the fog: this is a non issue /srs. i rinse them down before i do the rest so they don't fog up#the water: my lenses might be water repellent? idk. the drops that remain are small and unobtrusive#the hard water damage: again this is a non issue. the water where i live is not that hard. id be washing them in the water anyways#drying droplets: i wipe them with a glasses cloth after i get out of the shower#i do not care that you guys dont wear your glasses but i DO think you should google how to clean glasses before#telling everyone very confidently that getting them wet is?? bad for them??? clean your glasses dude
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okay I don't really know how to frame this. but like. funniest way to confirm Dean is Ben's dad is
20 year-old Ben takes a genetics test for fun or whatever, and the results he gets back are just batshit insane. it's like. oh hey. my biological father is a known serial killer who's still on the FBI's most wanted list and has been found or thought dead multiple times. and my uncle. and my grandfather. and my grandmother. and my--
#and then he tracks dean down and he's gay married with like three adopted kids to a dude who went on a serial murdering rampage against#known anti-gay preachers and politicians before disappearing again and oh hey he's also the infamous missing 'jimmy novak'#and there's his missing daughter claire who also has a shit ton of warrants. and some of these people have superpowers.#not to mention what adam adds to the tree.#oh hey my half-uncle's been presumed missing for a long time and so has his mom. so that's great.#anyway. just think ben showing up in the last season would've been a seriously entertaining way to bring him and his mom back. for drama.#(also. if emma was there. oh hey. my half-sister has superpowers. and also probably has warrants. what the fuck).#and why are these people asking about a mind wipe?#just something I think about sometimes.#ben braeden#dean winchester#sam winchester#john winchester#mary winchester#the winchesters#the campbells#samuel campbell#deanna campbell#castiel#emma winchester#claire novak#jack kline#destiel#spn text post#spn#adam milligan#kate milligan#my posts
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with context this page becomes so fucked up on many, many levels
#witch hat atelier#wha#witch hat atelier spoilers#qifrey#olruggio#olrufrey#the fucking horrifying situation that qifrey puts himself and his closest friend through#the irony of olruggio saying its best that secrets shouldn't be pushed after pushing qifrey about his secret#BUT HE DOESN'T REMEMBER ABOUT PUSHING QIFREY ABOUT HIS SECRET#BECAUSE QIFREY FUCKING MINDWIPED HIM ABOUT IT#QIFREY WHAT IF YOU GIVE YOUR BEST FRIEND FUCKING BRAIN DAMAGE I DON'T THINK REPEATEDLY GETTING YOUR MEMORY WIPED IS GOING TO DO GREAT THING#FOR YOUR BEST BUD'S PHYSICAL AND MENTAL HEALTH. DUDE.
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SORRY FOR MASS REBLOGGING UR STUFF GAHAHA ur artstyle is js so yummy and i love it a lot ghbhvguhghgg..
UMMU UMM can u. draw smg34 kissing or somethign .mayb e idont kn
thank you! this is the face i make when you reblog my art
and here's a little treat since you asked so nicely :3
#why do i always draw 3 so angry w 4 lol#wipe that sourpuss off your face dude your boyfriend is giving you affection#ask kebby#kebby draws#smg34
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I need to marinate more thoughts for this but. okay so gravity falls au. partially inspired by this. fiddleford has the memory gun and he's This Close to using it on himself to erase what he saw in the portal. he pauses. he thinks, just because I forget doesn't mean stanford will stop building the portal. he thinks it's all or nothing. he goes to stanford's shack in the woods. he sneaks in through the side door and sees stanford sleeping on the couch. it's dark outside. the lights are out. fiddleford can barely make out the shape of his former-friend's body. fiddleford looks at Stanford one last time. he types into the memory gun, Stanford Pines. he points the gun. half a second before he fires, Stanford stirs, as if sensing the danger he is in. he manages to get out "who-" before fiddleford, panicking, pulls the trigger before he can chicken out completely.
stanley wakes up on a couch he doesn't remember falling asleep in, with a terrified looking man standing over him, holding a glowing gun, and thinks this is one hell of a situation i've gotten myself into
#mads posts#gravity falls#gravity falls au#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford h mcgucket#stanley pines#stan pines#grunkle stan#LISTENNNNNN#THE POSSIBILITIES THAT ARISE FROM EXISTENCE OF THE MEMORY GUN#UNLIMITED#what if ! stan didnt know he had to get ford back#what if fiddleford fucks up soooooo so bad#will he use the gun on himself to wipe his own memory and abandon everything?#will he try to fix what he's done to stanley?#will he try to fix the PORTAL?#who knows? not me. idfk#personally im leaning towards fiddleford FREAKS OUT and just books it#as soon as he realizes that this guy isnt stanford#and then the next day he sees this really confused dude in town and everyone is asking him if he's that scientist in the woods#and stan ofc is like 'the who what in the where? also where am i'#bc through the power of handwaving i am declaring the memory gun erased EVERTYTHING related to stanford#and bc the journey and the town are so closely tied to ford stan forgot everything#eventually someone offers stan the money for a tour and he says yes bc free money#and takes this dude (who tf is stanford)'s identity#clearly this stanford guy is gone and not coming back because there are literally no signs that anyone has been alive in the goddamn house#(this is because ford is bad at taking care of himself and stan has been busy dying of an infected burn)#and fiddleford is like. fuck. i fucked up.#uses the memory gun on himself to forget what he's done#and then bc he doesnt remember what he's done he then uses it on himself to forget the portal
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the way you drew kokichi .. i think im ascending to the heavens .. i see the light .. chest collapsing .. heartbeat flatlining ..
oho, a Kokichi enjoyer!! tysm!! it was my first time drawing him at the time so im glad i didnt fail him. i dont want to fail any of the kyoto group. i love them all!! even w my clear favoritism
he's nice too, a bit more expressive than Noritoshi so i can finally draw something that isnt :| or >:( even if it isnt by much- i like him too
I like how he's both a dick but also kinda sweet. He's a different flavor of tsun... i can use this. my knowledge on him is limited but FROM WHAT I SAW IN THE WIKI OH MY GOD???????? OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! KOKICHI!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#muta kokichi#kokichi muta#mechamaru#kokichi muta x reader#mechamaru x reader#? i guess#double post lets go im tryna be as fast as lightning#woah a non noritoshi post... crazy.......#my hands feel tingly and weird#my blog is so yume centric that my one track mind made you a love interest right off the bat#fuck it. everyone's in love w you unless stated otherwise#congrats. youre a harem leader/protag now except i have a strong bias towards one guy unless asked abt someone else#AND I JUST FOUND OUT MORE ABT KOKICHI???? WHY AM I FUCKING CRYING????? DUDE WHAT THE FUCK#OH NO THIS IS NOT CORRECT.. IS THIS WHAT SHIBUYA ARC IS???? DUDE#IM GONNA RIP OUT MY HAIR. THIS CANNOT BE. I CANT FAWN OVER ANOTHER CHARACTER W SO LITTLE SCREEN TIME AND CONTENT GOD PLEASE#HE GIVES SO MANY VIBES..... LIKE FUCKED UP 'i'll sacrifice the world for you' VIBES AND ITS MAKING MY BRAIN KRCHAKKRCHAKKRCHACK#kokichi muta... another hidden gem.... wipes tear#we'll treat you right kokichi... sobs. there there#null rot#cloaked cult member
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Freshness and Convenience: A Review of DUDE Flushable Wipes
In a world where personal hygiene and convenience go hand in hand, DUDE Flushable Wipes offer a refreshing and practical solution. These flushable wipes have gained popularity for their unique marketing and packaging, but do they live up to the hype? Here’s a review: Packaging and Design (★★★★☆)Flushability (★★★★☆)Scent and Freshness (★★★★☆)Versatility (★★★★☆)Let’s start with the packaging –…
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One of the funniest things about Porter not having a back up plan/be able to improvise is that he didn't even realise the plan had gone to shit. He had to be told Kipperlilly was dead.
And I know, you know, she was under the floorboards but she was the one person in that entire gym other than Porter who a) willingly took the rage star for him and b) could actually do the bit of the plan he needed and he didn't even notice she died.
#I know you're distracted dude but you've got one willing follower and you didn't even notice she died#Porter wouldn't last long as a god#he wouldn't even realise his followers were in danger before they all got wiped out#porter cliffbreaker#dimension 20#fantasy high
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I got to thinking about q!Bad’s memory lapses again and just realized how mixed up this poor guy might be with them post-island reset??
he’s gonna completely forget places and things like he’s done before, but they will Actually Not Be There Now. the feeling something is missing, wiped from the land, which is soon to be filled by new activity. recognition fading in and out as old clashes with new, difficulty to use the surroundings as an anchor bc what used to be familiar isn’t anymore…
#qsmp#qsmp badboyhalo#augh#dude in his memory lapses he still thinks bobby is alive like#if a place like his old house or max’s house gets wiped and he goes there like ‘huh why does this place feel familiar there’s nothing here’#I will actually roll into a ball and cry#I pray max’s house is saved aypierre did add it to the list so
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