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This wounded me but in a good way

James, 16,: Would you still love me if I was a Worm?

Regulus, 15, rolling his eyes: Yes, but I'm not proud of it.

Regulus, 19: Would you still love me if I came out as a man, burn all the pretty dresses you like on me, cut my hair you are obsessed with, change my name and my body?

James, not missing a beat: I would carry you around after your surgery. I would take you shopping and spoil you rotten. I'd take you to a tailor so you can get your clothes exactly how you want them. I'd pay for every surgery, document change, hormones, clothes. I'd throw you a gender reveal party. I'd call you handsome and beautiful through any and every questionable style choice. I'd make you my husband and I'd be very, very proud of that.

James: I'll love you for as long as I live, no matter what you do or who you want to be, my darling. Always and forever.

Regulus, close to tears: k, just checking.

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25 Days of Jegumus - Day 2 - Cookies

☆ @noblehouseofgay ☆

TW:

•Very rushed and kinda short icl

•our bro is a bit nervous to meet the fam

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Regulus stood at the door to James' family home like a statue, clutching onto the only thing keeping him from letting his legs give in and walk away into the snowy weather, a box of cookies he stayed up all night trying to perfect.

He nervously eased his hand up to knock the door when it burst open, and there apeared a fully Christmased up James, wearing reindeer antlers and a light up Christmas jumper. His face lit up almost as bright as the flashing of his jumper.

"Reggie, mi amor!!" He grinned, pulled Regulus into a tight hug that he tried to return without dropping the container.

"Hi Jami-" Before he could get another word out, Euphemia came out of nowhere, "Regulus my dear!! Merry Christmas honey! Goodness get inside its freezing out here!" She hurried the two of them inside, James keeping hold of Regulus' hand as Euphemia closed the door behind her, turning to see what Regulus was holding.

"Oh my lovely you didnt need to bring anything, just you being here makes us happy enough as much as we appreciate it!!" She smiled, Regulus returning it bashfully.

"Well... i thought since it's my first time meeting you id make you a gift... if that's okay of course!" He rushed, not wanting to come off too strong.

"Oh nonsense Reg dear of course its okay!! Ill put those throught he kitchen and you can sit with your brother and James whilst me and Monty finish up making dinner" She smiled caringly.

"Okay, thank you Mrs Potter" Regulus smiled.

"Call me Effie dearie" Euphemia grinned with a wink, making her way with the container to the kitchen.

Regulus could already tell that he was gonna love it here.

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25 Days of Jegumus - Day 1 - Snowflake

☆ @noblehouseofgay ☆

I know in late but I'm trying to get my love for writing back and I thought this could be fun!! I'll try upload Day 2 soon :3 <3

TW:

•Mentions of Walburgas A+ Parenting

•May not make sense as again, this is just me trying to love writing again/get better

•Our favourite homos

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Regulus sat in the astronomy tower, scarf wrapped around his neck and gloves clinging to his hands as he watched the snow fall. Tomorrow would be the day everyone goes home for the Christmas holidays, including him. He'd be back in that same old house, with his same old family, with their same old values.

With their same old abuse.

Whilst other families will be spending Christmas cosied up by the fire, opening presents, and having fun with loved ones, he'd be going about his day like it was any other because how dare the thought of celebrating a filthy muggle holiday even cross his mind. He has and never will be aloud to celebrate Christmas.

Just as Regulus was about to start moping some more about how much he was dreading tomorrow's train ride, the door to the astronomy tower burst open, making Regulus jump and let out a small squeel, and who other than James Fleamont fucking Potter to show up at a time like this huh?

James'face lit up at the sight of him, "Reggie, hi!" he said in that dumb angelic voice of his whilst wearing that stupidly gorgeous smile that he hated.

"What do you want, Potter? im busy!" Regulus said, eyes glaring trying to scare him away.

James looked at him, smile fading into a worried frown. "Is everything okay Reg..? What happened?" James makes his way over to Regulus, his eyebrows creased as he looked down at him, taking Regulus' hands in his. Regulus took a shakey breath.

"O-Of course i am?!" He stuttered, trying to keep up a cold act. "Why would it matter to you Potter, its none of your business!" He spits, again trying to make him go away. He was starting to get emotional now.

"Not when you're so clearly upset! I know you, you're gonna pretend like nothings wrong and try to get me to leave you alone, then you're gonna be up here for the next 4 or so hours upset out of your mind. So tell me Reggie, whats wrong?" James stated, still holding Regulus' hands gently. He began to tear up. How could James know him so well?

"I dont want to go home for Christmas" He lets out in one breath. Eyes tearing up at the thought of spending another Christmas without his brother; cold, sore, and alone.

"I-I hate it there James! If one word comes out of my mouth if ive not been spoken to i get hexed! The abuse was bad when Sirius was there but ever since he left its just gotten worse! Im scared to breath to loud around them James!" He breaks down, tears now spilling out of his eyes from all the built up pain and hurt he hasnt let out for the past 3 years.

James pulled him into his chest and held him closely as Regulus wept, holding on tight. "Shhh its okay..." James comforted.

James pulled away and held Regulus' face in his hands, wipping away the tears as best he can, and James' eyes lit up with an idea.

"Come home with me." He spluttered out, Regulus' gave a shocked expression, not expecting such a proposition.

"B-But- I cant! They'll come after me James! Dont be so nieve! If they find me theyll hurt you!" Regulus panicked, how could James think of such an idea?! it would only make things worse... right?

"Think about it Reg! Christmas with Sirius! And me of course but thats besides the point... and even if they do come looking for you we wont let them take you! Trust me Reggie" James says, looking into his eyes with hope and very poorly hidden excitement. And for somr reason, he does trust him. He sniffs and lets a small smile cross his face.

"I suppose... its not the worst idea your brains came up with..." Regulas says, slightly teasing. James lets out a laugh as a huge grin plants itslef on him. Something small, white and fragile catches james' attention, his eyes slowly following it before it lands on Regulus' red cold nose.

"A snowflake..." James murmured, a look of pure adoration in his eyes looking at the smaller boy who was trying to see the snowflake before it melted.

Regulus let out a small laugh before meeting his gaze. He gave a soft smile in return.

"Thank you James"

"Its my pleasure Reggie"

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CHAPTER 2 IS OUT!!

Chapter two of my Peter Pettigrew one shot book is out!!

Please read it 😭🙏

https://archiveofourown.org/works/54914290/chapters/139763332

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HEADCANON!!!!!

THE GIRL HARRY TALKS TO IN HALF BLOOD PRINCE AT THAT DINNER IN THE LONDON UNDERGROUND WAS MARY'S DAUGHTER

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yall ever just...

look at velma kelly and roxie hart and think...

...literally sirius and james?

just me???????

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NOT MOC GETTING DOUBLE @?

OKAY LETS DO THIS!!

☆ 1: Peter Pettigrew - Harry Potter

☆ 2: Crush - Cherrycrush

☆ 3: Noel - Ride the Cyclone

☆ 4: Kyle - South Park

☆ 5: Lance - Voltron Legendary Defenders

☆ 6: Heather D - Heathers

☆ 7: Tate - AHS

☆ 8: Wheeping Angel - Doctor Who

☆ 9: Foxy - Fnaf

☆ 10: Rosetta - Tinkerbelle

UM I DONT KNOW WHO TO TAG... @enbysiriusblack @my-castles-crumbling @jeguluslover100 @peterpettigrxw @marauders4evr @marlenemckinnonsrealwife IDK ANY OF THESE PEOPLE APART FROM THE FIRST TWO SO UM SORRY FOR THE PING AND IF IT ANNOYED YOU SORRYYYY

10 FANDOMS, 10 CHARACTERS

list ten favorite characters from 10 different fandoms and tag 10 people!

Love Momozono / Cure Peach (Precure)

Danny Fenton (Danny Phantom)

May (Pokemon)

Satsuki Kiryuin (Kill La Kill)

Elodie (OK KO)

Buttercup (The Powerpuff Girls)

Envy Adams (Scott Pilgrim)

Pinkie Pie (MLP)

Claire Francois (I'm in Love with the Villainess / I Favor the Villainess)

Princess Daisy (Super Mario)

Other than Love being number one, this list is not in order

@mockguffin @wallflower-koharu @vaugarde @moonscape @princess--bongwater @zukoromantic @malewifefirestar @minakosroom @route505 @red-rose-corner and anyone else who wants to participate! Those who've been tagged do not need to participate if they don't want to btw.

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Right I now need a Hannibal X jegulus cross over

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How it should've been

a beautiful little family.

He was about to go home, about to return to the place where he had had a family […] The life he had lost had hardly ever seemed so real to him as at this moment, when he knew he was about to see the place where it had been taken from him. (chapter 16, dh)

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Thought I'd share this

~seaks

james' first interaction w orion he almost punches orion in the face sirius' first interaction w fleamont he almost asks if he could suck fleamont's dick okay anyway

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Dear Matauders on Crack Supporters

This is just a quick message to thank all of our 219 followers for supporting us. It has officially been a year since Marauders on Crack was created and ever since then our owners have given our all in trying to bring you the best Marauders Era content we can and we hope we can continue to do so. Again, thank you all for supporting us on our journey and we can't wait to see what the next year holds for MOC!!

-Whiskers, Seaks and Antlers

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Highlight to this from last year (it's 43 years now)

42 years ago today sirius was sat on his own in Azkaban crying and quietly singing happy Birthday to himself knowing he just outlived his best friend

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happy birthday padfoot

Hope you're snogging moony up there

~seaks, whiskers and antlers

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Seaks brain is now broken as Ben Barnes has released a new song

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Antlers sent this to the group chat this morning had to share

-seaks

marauders x beetlejuice theory??

okay guys hear me out

almost everyone in the Black family is named after a star (andromeda, sirius, orion, bellatrix, etc.)

the ghost, beetlejuice, from the franchise of his name, has a name derived from that of the star 'betelgeuse'.

now, not only do i theorise that because of this, there was a high chance beetlejuice was related to the Black family. oh no, that's not where it ends.

beetlejuice has 'been scaring for millenia', so our only assumption could be he would've never known any of the black family from the marauders era.

however, the ideology of blood purity was not new. here is a rough assumption on how i believe beetlejuice's life went:

born with the name 'betelgeuse black', the wizard attended hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry with a friend known as peeves.

he learned the ways of magic, but of course used it mostly for mischeif. he and peeves would brighten the days of their friends while leaving teachers exausted and distraught.

then came along a muggle-born girl, who for some reason betelgeuse and peeves never teased. a girl by the name lydia.

now, young betelgeuse knew that this girl was just that, just a girl. not someone he should even attempt to persue. yet, he felt drawn.

as they grew older and graduated, peeves succumed to an early passing, leaving betelgeuse with no one.

no one except the lydia girl he continued to see everywhere he went.

the two became close and fell in love, but once betelgeuse's father discovered this, he was overcome with anger. he only meant to *scare* the boy, to hurt him a little.

but something seemed to blind him with rage, and the young man was dead.

like his friend, peeves, betelgeuse became a ghost. but he had no desire to return to hogwarts, nor to stay in his house.

he changed the way he spelled his name and dropped his surname completely. becoming beetlejuice the poltergeist, and pledging to 'help' as many people he could.

with a price, of course.

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN GUYS

~sally

(guys it's actually seaks,HAPPY HALLOWEEN)

(The wig is a wreck ik but like it's 6 years old leave it be)