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the plushie i've been trying to make has been through hell already, and it's not even completed. to make him rounded and squishy, i've tried:
gusset (sewing an extra strip between the back and front to make more 3D??),
darts (cutting a line at certain points along the seams and then re-sewing those to, again, achieve more/better three dimensionality),
just simply sewing most of the two sides of fleece together roughly and without those^ extra features and half-stuffing him to see how that'd turn out (this is actually the first method i tried; thinking "oh fleece isn't a stiff fabric, it's stretchy, he'll become the right shape by himself :) WRONG!!)
same fabric each try. i don't quit and start over ever i just keep crying into the same pieces
#I AM NOT A GOOD SEWING CREATURE#learning a lot tho :) having uhh sort of ''fun'' with it inbetween the 'WHYYY' feeling and Rage of not being good first time. suffering! :D#at least i won't be throwing him at the wall when he's completed like that one person's webikinz cat plushie#though that has happened in canon semi-regularly#don't say ''oh poor guy :('' he DOES deserve it <3#not fun with fursuit frick ups this time but related because (mis)adventures in sewing#fun with fursuit frick ups#-adjacent#plankposting
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SCENE 1 :: YOU TORE ME RIGHT APART ↳ you were never not mine — carlos sainz ༉‧₊˚✧
★ : pairing :: carlos sainz x reader ★ : genre :: angst; fluff separated by a hidden emotional turmoil, carlos and y/n navigate the complexities of co-parenting their twins amidst the high-stakes f1 world. amidst paddock visits and personal healing, will they go further apart or find their way back to each other? ★ : a/n :: oh fuck okay here we go! let me know what you guys think so far <3 what are the theories!! ahhhhhh this is more introductory? but lots of drama nevertheless <3 please don't mention the diff twin pics, i'll start crying!
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yn.user boys are here to support their papa!
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carlossainz who said weekends with papa are a bore?
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f1.wags Our sources have spotted Y/N, ex-partner of F1 driver Carlos Sainz, enjoying a cozy dinner with an unidentified man. The two were seen sharing intimate moments, sparking rumors of a new romance. Could this be the start of a new chapter for Y/N? Stay tuned for more updates as we dig deeper into this developing story.
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No Longer Yours
James Potter x Female!Reader
A/N: Hello everyone! Now, I know I took so long to post this part but I wanted to think out everything and understand the direction of where the story is going! Thank you to everyone who was understanding and continued supporting me and this story, thank you so much!
IB: In The Cold November Rain by @sweetsweetjellybean (This is truly amazing guys and what truly inspired this entire series so please check it out!)
Summary: James had disregarded you for multiple years, but when you have an epiphany in your final year, how does it feel to taste his own medicine?
Warning: It may contain swearing, use of weed, and soon-to-be smut.
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4
The fresh sunlight peaked through the curtains in your room right onto your face as you squinted. Nothing like a beam of light hitting your face after three days of avoiding the Potter family.
You hadn't left your room and Dot kept appearing, asking if you needed anything and would give you dinner when it was time. You knew Euphemia was up to this but she wanted to give you your space which you respected.
You loved Euphemia dearly but you didn't know how to face her or what to say about everything. In all honesty, you were a bit embarrassed about the whole thing.
You wanted to go home badly but your Father was still sick and your Mom had to stay with him so it was with the Potters for Christmas which was a tragedy within itself.
You had asked your Mom if you could just go next door and stay there alone but she considered it rude and the Potters would still have to check up on you so it was easier if you stayed with them.
You just couldn't stop thinking about everything which was more painful.
You never felt like you acted obsessive when it came to James but hearing his words in your heard,
"I couldn't get away from you, and the only time I could was when I dated Lily; it was the best months of my life,"
The words echoed in your head during the last three days. You knew you were an amazing friend to James and always thought about his needs and comforted him.
And he had the audacity to say such cruel words when all you had been was kind and caring towards him.
Not only did it anger you but you felt humiliated that you could care for such a hateful and disgusting person.
He hadn't even tried to approach you about the situation, he just continued to live in the same house with you without such of a word.
The only one who did try to talk to you was Sirius and even when you tried to ignore him, he refused it and to admit, he was hard to ignore.
"Oh Y/N!" Sirius sang loudly outside of your door, "I know you can hear me!" You clutched your pillow over your ears to drown him out, "If you don't let me in, I'm gonna tell everyone what I saw you do in the girls bathroom sixth year," He said, urging you to the door as it swung open.
You glared at him while he had a grin on his face as he stepped inside your room, "Wow, Mom really set you up with the perks," He looked around in atonishment.
"What do you want?" You said sincerely.
"How are you?" He nervously asked, scratching the back of his head.
You scoffed, "Peachy,"
His face frowned, "I know you don't want to hear about James-" He started.
You cut him off, "Ding ding! I don't," You replied, laying on your bed as Sirius sighed.
"Prongs is a dickhead," Sirius started, earning a nod from you, "But he's trying to turn the love he has for you into hate," He explained as you looked off to the window, "So that he won't miss you but he does dearly," Sirius pleaded.
"Why can't he be the one to be mature?" You asked lightly, "Why does everyone always have to speak for him and excuse his poor behavior?" You exhaled, crossing your arms over your silk nightgown.
"James will never deserve you," Sirius answered, "But I do think a serious conversation is needed without the dramatics,"
You knew that you agreed that you needed to have a conversation with James to put an end to all the bullshit and to just finally be done but you didn't know what to say or how to start it.
"The only reason he hasn't tried talking to you is because he knows you will see how he truly feels and who you've always known," Sirius spoke, "It's up to you but I know that whatever you decide will be the best option," He gave you a reassuring smile.
You looked at him, smiling back, "When did you become so wise?" You asked.
He shrugged, "I'm afraid I've gotten fed up of James and gotten bored," He snickered as you giggled, "I'll see you," He said, kissing your forehead lightly as you nodded before he exited the room.
James didn't deserve you and he probably never would but you remembered that young boy who had been your friend for all of those years.
You couldn't excuse James's actions but you could find it in your heart to give him the much dreaded conversation that has been waiting to happen.
And despite hating him more than you ever have in your life, you had to find it in you to at least explain your feelings.
A knock on your door interrupted your thoughts, "Sirius?" You asked confused as the door swung open.
You were surprised to see your four best friends at the door, smiling at you.
"Ew why was that your first guess?" Marlene questioned disgusted as your face glowed in excitement, racing over to your four best friends at the door.
You embraced them all in a tight hug as you pulled back, "What are you guys doing here?" You gleamed in excitement.
"Well, we heard about what happened from Sirius and Euphemia suggested that we come," Dorcas answered.
"And well, we couldn't say no," Mary added.
"But what about Christmas with your families?" You asked, frowning at the fact that they won't spend Christmas with their families.
"It's just one Christmas and I'm sure Petunia will have a better Christmas without me," Lily giggled as you gave her a soft smile.
"Well I can't say it's that merry here," You said, sitting on your bed as they all walked in and Dorcas started admiring the bookshelf in the corner.
Lily sat down next to you as Mary and Marlene shared the chair across from you and Lily, "How about we actually have one day to celebrate your birthday instead of focusing on James?" Lily comforted.
"It's never one of those days," You sighed.
"But it can be," Dorcas smirked, holding up candies.
"Candy?" Mary asked with a snort.
Dorcas rolled her eyes, "No you idiot, there's weed inside them," She whispered.
Your mouth agaped, "Where did you even get that?" You asked.
"Remus is one hell of a dealer," Dorcas replied, grinning ear to ear.
"I don't know about that," Lily said, swallowing.
"You did say that you wanted to celebrate Y/N's birthday," Marlene replied with a smart-ass tone.
"That is not what I meant and you know it," Lily argued.
"We don't have to do it Lils," You smiled, kissing her lightly on the cheek.
"Yes my sweet Lily flower," Marlene walked over, pinching Lily's cheek, "Let's not prevent you from blooming," She snickered.
Lily stared daggers into Marlene, "You know what, just to prove you wrong McKinnon," Lily replied, walking over to Dorcas and snatching the bag from her.
"Wait a second!" Dorcas softly shouted before Lily ate two of the candies.
Lily's face contorted into disgust and then a gulp before shaking her head, trying to shake off the flavor.
"Is that safe?" You asked, walking over to Lily and checking her eyes.
"Yeah but it just means she's gonna fucked out of her mind," Mary snorted.
"Lily, you are the one who tells us to never fall for Marlene's tatics yet you do this!" Dorcas said, sitting Lily down.
"I feel fine!" Lily persisted.
"For now," Marlene snickered.
You glared at Marlene as she put her hands defensively, "Well if we wanna follows Lily lead," Mary said, eating two like Lily did.
"Count me in!" Marlene cheered, eating two straight after.
"Should we?" Dorcas asked as you shrugged your shoulders and took two as Dorcas did the same.
You both ate the candies and your face contorted the same Lily's did. It tasted like a bitter, earthy taste as if you were chewing cannabis.
"And now we wait," Marlene said, plopping down.
You yawned as Marlene exasperated, "I don't feel anything!"
"Well duh you idiot, it takes a little bit," Mary chortled, continuing to lay down on the carpet of the living room next to LIly.
"You did insist we move downstairs because you thought the aroma of Y/N's room was ruining it," Dorcas snorted.
Marlene crossed her arms, "It seemed right at the time," She pouted, sitting down in the big armchair.
"Maybe we should've took more," Mary suggested.
And that's when everything took a turn for the worst.
You felt like you couldn't fully think straight and you had this sweet, bitter taste in your mouth. You felt relaxed like a huge weight had been lifted in your shoulders and you could be alone in your own thoughts.
"Took more?" Lily giggled.
"Yeah duh," Mary said, giggling too.
"Duh," Dorcas repeated as you all laughed uncontrollably.
"Stop, I can't breathe," You horrendously laughed, holding your stomach in your hands.
"Guys, I'm gonna pee myself!" Marlene cried out, rocking back and forth laughing in the chair.
"Guys, we are so loud," Lily whispered, shushing all of you while uncontrollably laughing.
You felt like you were gonna explode, "You're right, you're right," You whispered, trying to calm down.
"Okay guys silent game," Dorcas shushed, covering her hand over her mouth.
Suddenly Sirius walked in with a confused grin on his face on why you all were whispering and trying to be silent, "What are you guys bloody doing?" He asked which made you all break.
You all bursted out into outrageous laughs while holding your stomach's, trying not to explode. James walked downstairs with a confused smile on his face as he watched the scene in front of them.
"What's up with them?" James asked, the corner of his mouth upturning.
"No idea," Sirius shrugged, walking into the dining hall as James followed him.
"Girls," Euphemia appeared from the dining hall as you all tried to shush yourselves, "Come into the hall for dinner," She gave a comforting smile.
'Shit.' You mentally thought.
Lily was the first one to rise up, looking at the rest of you with a worried look on her face. You stood up, trying to inhale the next laughing round.
You walked towards the dining hall as you could hear the girls behind you, whispering and saying to "act normal."
You sat down next to James as his face was mentally confused on why you had made that decision in the first place.
You felt like your eyes fluttering close as you laid your head on James's shoulder. You could feel him shift uncomfortably but let it happen without questioning you.
Euphemia saw the state in front of her in utter shock, "Y/N, are you okay dear?" She asked, worried.
You didn't want her to suspect that you had taken anything or were under the influence,
So all you had to do was act normal.
How hard could it be?
You straightened yourself on your chair, taking your head off of James, "I'm fine!" You said, louder than you wanted to, earning a worried look from James, Sirius, Fleamont, and Euphemia, "I just didn't get a lot of sleep last night," You cleared your throat.
"I'm sorry to hear that dear, do you need any potions?" Euphemia asked.
"No, no, that's okay," You smiled as she returned one back but still looked worried.
"James, can you grab me a piece of that chicken and some potatoes?" You asked, looking up at him as his eyes showed visible shock.
He hesitated before grabbing a piece of the chicken using a fork and knife and placing it on your plate and grabbing the spoon to put potatoes on the plate. You muttered a 'thanks' before digging into the chicken and potatoes.
You weren't the only one because the rest of the girls were doing the same. Sirius, Fleamont, Euphemia, and James all had shocked expressions, wondering if you guys were wolves.
Fleamont whispered something to Euphemia as she assured him that you guys were fine even if it didn't look like it.
"Y/N, are you okay?" James whispered into your ear.
You smiled, "I'm fine James, how are you?" You asked before stifling a laugh.
"Are you blazed?" He asked with a scoff.
"Shh," You laughed while shushing, "Don't tell Mom,"
"Bloody hell," James replied, trying not to laugh at the situation, "Okay, try to follow my lead," He whispered before standing, "Mum, Y/N is not feeling well, I'm gonna take her to lay down," He said, helping you stand up by grabbing your waist.
"Do you want me to come with?" Euphemia asked, rising up.
"No, no, it's fine," James stopped her, "She just needs to rest,"
Euphemia nodded, "Okay well, feel better dear," Euphemia smiled as James began walking you and you squeezed Euphemia's shoulder in a 'thank you,'
James whispered a few things that you couldn't make out while taking you up the stairs, helping you on each step. You almost tripped over a step as James grabbed your waist, leading you up the stairs.
You laughed obnoxiously as you went from room to room, trying to get to your own. James could only try not to laugh and be the serious one in the moment.
He was leading you to your room but you placed your hands on the door frame, stopping him, "No, your room," You frowned.
"Y/N, you need to sleep in your bed," James insisted, trying not to laugh.
"Jamesie, pleaseeee," You pleaded as he couldn't force you through the door frame and gave up.
"Okay," James sighed, "Come on," He didn’t want to see the sad look on your face any longer so he had to cave.
You cheered gleefully as James leaded you to his room, carefully helping you step towards his bed before laying you on the bed.
You looked up at him with a smile as he blushed, "I'm gonna go back downstairs and then I'll sleep in your room," He said, moving to leave.
"Wait!" You yelled, raising up, "Lay with me," You looked at him in the eyes as you looked at him back.
His mouth agaped, "Y/N, I don't know if this is a good idea," He replied.
"We aren't doing anything, I just want you to lay with me," You said, pleading with your eyes.
He walked over to the other side of you, laying up on the headboard as you moved your head to his chest, snuggling into him. His heart was beating faster than you ever could have felt it beat.
"Why are you so mean to me?" You asked, frowning into his chest.
He ran his hands through your hair, "Because I don't know what else to do," He whispered, slowing his strokes down, "I really am sorry Y/N, I don't know if you can forgive me,"
"Just talk to me," You said sadly in his chest.
"When you are sober, I will," He chuckled.
"Promise?" You asked.
"Promise," He said as your eyes fluttered close, sleeping into his chest, "I promise Y/N," He whispered, kissing your head before closing his eyes too.
A/N: For one, I am so sorry for how long this chapter has taken. Number two, this was based on my experience of being high so guys, please don't hate and say this isn't the right experience! This chapter was not that long and not very angst filled but I know my plan! Again, if you hated this, I apologize and thank you so much for reading.
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ʚ she's not me ! ɞ
re2!leon kennedy x fem!reader
wc; 1.3k
cw; smut (mdni!), p in v, unprotected, no use of y/n, mentions of cheating, bestie!leon!!!
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the night was all too relaxing. just the typing at your keyboard and sipping at your coffee, while raindrops painted the glass windows. accompanied by that sweet tapping sound, this was the life.
what you weren't expecting was a wild leon knocking at your window, hair all soaked and dark from the rain. "leon, what the fuck?" you ran over to the window and opened it up. he's lucky you live on the first floor of your apartment.
once you're actually close to him is when you realize he's in tears. "she cheated on me!" he exclaimed, followed by a few sad cries.
honestly, you warned him this would happen. everyone did! his ex girlfriend was a whore, to put it nicely. yet you decided to hold back all your i told you so's, and let him in kindly.
so here he was. on your couch, with your towel slung around his shoulders, and even finishing your coffee. unsolicited. seriously, who does that?
but he's your best friend. he's sweetheart, really. you love him... as a friend. so of course you'll console him.
"she didn't deserve you, lee. you're too good for her." in all honesty, you wanted to just say that she's notorious for cheating on all her men, but that's not what he needed to hear right now.
he stopped his crying a while ago, yet you could still hear the strain in his voice. like he was ready to get the waterworks running any second now. "i just don't understand– you say i'm a good guy yet she still cheated. am i not worthy of love or something?"
oh, now you wanted this bitch dead. cheat on leon? that's one thing but he'll get over it. however, she had to ruin his self worth too? now you've got a problem.
you gently placed your hand on top his which was resting on his knee. looking into those sweet blue eyes, as the damp tips of his hair kissed his eyelashes. "you're worthy, leon. i think you're worthy of love."
leon was ashamed to admit it, but your hand on his, paired with your sweet words and probably even sweeter lips? yeah, you had him shivering under his skin. seriously, he just got cheated on not even thirty minutes ago and here he was blushing from his best friend. even worse; his blood ran south.
he gulped in response, that pretty adams apple bobbing in his throat. "uh– if you say so. thanks." your hand lingered for a moment, yet you quickly let go of him and cleared your throat. getting up off the couch. "want more coffee? i'll go make some." you offered. "yeah, sure." what he really wanted now was you.
you returned with the coffees, letting him sip at it for a moment before placing them both down on the coffee table. of course you had to bend over in those little things you called shorts. right in his face. he had to bite back a groan, even shift a bit in his seat pathetically.
poor guy, the smallest things turned him on. "you look pretty today." he complimented, more so thinking with his dick than anything. which earned a small chuckle from you. "oh, really?" you were just wearing whatever shorts and tee you found that day. so what on earth was that about?
you took your seat back down next to him, looking at him for a good awkward thirty seconds before he lunged forwards into a hug. "thank you so much... seriously, i wouldn't know what i'd do without you." he mumbled into your shoulder.
you smiled, wrapping your arms around him and letting your fingers run through the back of his hair in a soothing motion. "it's all good, lee, don't worry about it."
suddenly, you felt it. his erection pressed against you. "um?" and he immediately pulled back a bit panicked. beginning to ramble an apology on. "shit– i'm sorry! i didn't mean to or anything just, fuck, i'm sorry–"
someone had to shut him up! you just did it the more convenient way. lips pressed against his, and it didn't help that they were so soft too. like little pillows. you pulled back, and his jaw was to the floor. "holy shit."
in an instant, he laid his head on your shoulder. face buried into the crook of your neck. "i need this." he whined a little. "i need you." okay, no one warned you this man was so whiny. whiny, and convincing.
and that's how you got here. sitting pretty on his lap, in a full make-out sesh with your best friend. to be fair, best friends kissed all the time.. you think! so yeah, you were wrong before. this was really the life!
your lips moved in sequence, until he pulled back panting for air. "may i?" as he tugged at your t-shirt. "you may." met with the plush of your tits, immediately kneading them in his hands with a soft groan.
after that, the rest of your clothes were quick to go. his too. you pressed your lips to his with a few more quick kisses, taking his length in hand. to say your best friends cock was pretty was an understatement. with a slight curve upward, and a flushed tip, you knew this thing was gonna feel pretty damn good.
"haah–" he immediately gasped as your hand up and down his width. you were nearly in shock to see your friend mindlessly bucking into your hand. holy, he was effortlessly sexy.
to be honest, he could finish like this alone. but where's the fun in that? "i'mma need more, baby, please." and just like that he had you kissing his swollen lips as you aligned your entrance with him.
once you sunk your hips onto him, he immediately took hold of them. being met with your velvety walls all tight around him had put him in a trance. not that he didn't have a similar affect on you. the initial burn and stretch was a lot but after a few small minutes it all subsided for pleasure.
"holy fuck!" leon threw his head back for a split second, before picking it back up to look at you. eyes half-lidded and dewy with pleasure. "you like that, baby?" you had to tease with a smirk. "fuckin' love it."
lewd squelching and skin slapping filled the room. that, paired with you and leon's moans and whimpers in sync was a godsend. he tried to hold himself back, he really did. but not even seconds later he found himself bucking into your cunt, balls deep. his pretty tip kissing your cervix with each hit.
you gasped out as your nails dug into his muscular shoulders. which painted some red scratches along his skin for him to admire later. both of your hips moving in sync. you immediately began to sing out your pleasure, all just for him to hear. "fuck– lee, just like that!"
of course leon took that as his cue to mess with you back. "oh yeah? you like that, baby?" typical. you could tell he was close by the way he began to grit his teeth. luckily for you, the sight alone was enough to cause that knot to form in your stomach.
one of his hands let go of your hip. bringing the rough pad of his thumb down to your puffy clit to rub in a few figure eight's. earner even louder sounds from you. "you gonna cum, hm?" he spoke through grunts, feeling your walls inclose on him. "fuck, cum for me, baby." cause' a true gentleman never finishes first!
your release quickly washed over you after those five magic words, going momentarily dumb on his cock. the second you came, he followed right behind. shutting himself up by pushing his lips onto yours. entangling his tongue with yours as his hot seed began to fill you. all while he just continued to thrust it up into you.
as you both came down from your highs, you slipped off leon. before crashing down to lay against his shoulder as you caught your breath. leon watched his remnants spill out you, biting his bottom lip in a smirk. he had a split reminder of his ex, but not one that did her any justice at all. "should've known she had nothing on you."
#leon kennedy#leon kennedy x reader#leon kennedy x fem reader#leon kennedy smut#first post#ღ angel's writes!
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So, this week's episode...
[spoilers below cut]
I KNEW IT!!! I knew that one of the two episodes left of the year had to be a holiday one aha!! *LE GASP* does that mean the last one will be sonic 3?
*nods* respect 👏
A Christmas special with TARI, oooh! and noticeably a shorter one too, huh. alright, let's-a GOOOOOOOO
(the following is my live reaction:)
aww, look at Tari being adorable (see that's how you get me, have my favorite characters do cute little hops and my life is yours)
bringing back the side characters LET'S GOOOO
CLENCH omg you're back I hope you can stay for the whole episode
ooooh tari's christmas list just dropped. hmmm let's see...
Saiko = KFC Theme Guitar (honestly slay) Mario = Spaghetti Necklace (whether he's going to wear or eat it, he'll enjoy it regardless) Kaizo = Scythe Polish Luigi = Gardening Kit SMG4 = Body Oder Spray (my man can't catch a break, "he stinks" canon) Belle = Nintendo Switch Case SMG3 = Dog Grooming Kit (for Eggdog awwww) Melony = How to draw Manga book (nice callback to "SMG4 and SMG3 Shop For Cursed Items" episode for Christmas shopping) Whimpu = Glasses Repair Kit Boopkins = Body Pillow Cleaning Kit (...) Bob = Karaoke Machine (that's actually sweet considering he is a rapper and the obvious choice would be a gun or smth, tari's a good friend) Rob = Corn Keychain
the cliche superhero transition *wheeze*
can I just say I love the fit Mario has on
1920's spaghetti?
i did not expect to see Sonic 06 (foreshadowing, eh?) and as a sonic fan, i gotta respect the hustle
now, i know it's supposed to be disgusting and you obviously have to put gross things here to convey that but... there's that eye imagery again.... *flashbacks ensue*
oooh Christmas party! I wanna see that!
aww tari did get clench a glove, maybe she didn't want to spoil the surprise too soon
also let's take a moment for that board in the bg:
"Random Text Here Shameless Advertising Happy Birthday smg4!" then something signed by a "Fan"
gotta love the small details
gonna be using this as a reaction pic for now on
Mario, don't you guys have a basement? pretty sure no one will grab the bag in there
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OMG OMG THERE'S NO WAY THIS IS REAL THEY ACTUALLY USED CANTRO'S OUTFIT DESIGN FOR THIS EPISODE THAT'S AWESOME DUDE (am aware that the Team used the model before in a previous ep but it was only shown for a few seconds, this is BIG)
new merch, eh?
...i'll take your entire stock
Oh Tari, it's okay to say no. Four did ask if you had time
beautiful commercial....wha? Bob, da hell are you doing? oh the usual
charity? understandable, have a good day
PFFT HAHAHAHA that grenade bit somehow got me
oh Four somehow teleported outside, chair and all
*wheeze* the way they just latch on the back of the cop car like that
BOOPKINS? ...yeah I should've seen that coming. and he's on a toddler seat too
question for the people: is UNO a board game? if not, then boopkins, you got it wrong buddy
RIGHT NOW?! boopkins she's got her hands full
GEEZ even I'm getting stressed
gonna be real here: it was actually a good choice to have the plot at a faster pace just so we could feel Tari's stress rapidly building up
oh hey Meggy's matching with Mario (love that for the M&M siblings) but Saiko, girl, please get yourself a coat :( you're gonna freeze
OH GOD Tari, i need you to breathe please! all of this is stressing you out, it's okay to say no
...oh no
i can't look dude, i know Tari's technically fulfilling everyone's wishes but this isn't the way to go :(
C'MON TARI, HOPE YOU CAN MAKE IT IN TIME PLEASE
NO NO NO *flips table* oh poor Tari
OH NO CAN I GIVE HER A HUG PLEASE? *shakes my laptop screen* LET ME INNNNNNN
WTF NO SHE DOESN'T DESERVE THIS
TARI DON'T LISTEN TO THOSE VOICES IN YOUR MIND, YOU ARE A GOOD FRIEND
...three? let me turn the brightness up
yeah that's Four's model but for some reason has Three's voice and line.... huh... (I'll come back to this later)
dude, i literally had to pause and leave the room
fuck you got me tearing up. Team, is that what you wanted from me?
no tari, it wasn't your fault :( you didn't ruin anything
YES TELL HER, SAIKO
STAWP I'M THIS 🤏 CLOSE TO FULL-ON SOBBING WTF
FAMILY IS FOUND 👏👏👏
...wha? Three?
wait, this whole episode was you were retelling what happened to Tari, to Eggdog?
...that actually puts things in a whole new context (I'll talk about it later)
*gets hit by the book*
AY Congrats to Mango for your art being featured in the end credits! 🎉 what an awesome Christmas gift from the Team honestly
.・-: ✧ :--: ✧ :-・.
This was a fantastic Christmas special! This really punched me in the gut (but in a good way). Everything, as always, was amazing. Excellent job, Team!!! Too bad Clench couldn't be in the whole episode.
Oh Tari, my girl :( I felt the emotional rollercoaster along with her and I just wanted to give her a giant hug.
Me 🤝 Tari → people pleasers with a dose of abandonment issues
Tari, I've been there and I promise your friends aren't gonna leave you. What you can offer, what you're able to, that is worth something. It doesn't need to be material, just being a part of their lives is enough. No matter how big, because to them, it could mean a lot more than what you think.
It's what I've been struggling too, that the people who have approached me only wanted what I could offer, but not as a person. And it takes time to heal and open up again to people who are worth opening up to, but you'll get there.
So, to remind you (yes, the one behind the screen): you are enough. We are enough. What you do, means a lot more to other people than what you think. You'd be surprised how much a second of your presence means to people, and they value that. It's why it's okay to say no when you aren't able to, they'll understand if they truly do care for you. I promise, time will come around for you to find the good ones.
That's why I love this show. It isn't just a "silly meme show", it's so much more than that. Yes, it does have its funny moments but it can be emotional, dramatic, exciting. And even relatable. That's the point of stories. Like I said countless times before:
Every story, no matter how outlandish it seems, is grounded in reality.
That's why I'm glad this was one of the last episodes of the year, to bring it all back that it's a story that we all can relate to in some way. That we aren't alone. Grab each other by the hand and take one day at a time.
Oh boy, sorry for that emotional stuff. Just wanted to bring some comfort 💙 With that, I'm gonna bring back what was the most interesting of this episode: SMG3
It wasn't until the very end that we realized this whole episode was Three retelling Tari's story not only to Eggdog but also to Terrance.
(If I remember the layout correctly, right in the same nook above the fireplace is where Terrance's photo is placed)
So, yes, he is reading a bedtime story to both of his sons. (just gonna cry in the corner for a second) He's such a dad 🥺
Anyway, i shall put my theorist goggles on:
Back in the part when Tari was too late to buy the Crew presents and the voices in her head were bashing her for failing, we have SMG3 for some reason come in:
To be clear, that's Four's model (notice the lack of chip of the cap) but Three is the one saying: "And I thought I was evil..." Other than being the narrator, Three wasn't in the story, so the question is why?
The obvious would be that the Team simply made a mistake and forgot that they placed this in. Ok, sure, that's if it was on accident. But what if they did it on purpose?
As Three stated in the episode "Trash Friends", he truly believes he's "the worst version of SMG4"
Think about it: the basic roles for them are Four as the hero and Three as a villain.
If Three was ever in an episode all of a sudden is because he is the negative force of the story. Recall back to the episode "Meme Hunters" when Three was forced to be "the conflict" of the episode.
Now, it may seem harmless but to him, he was afraid to be perceived as nothing more than "SMG4's cheap and worst copy"
And also in "You Used to Be Cool", people have noticed when he does lay back a bit from the usual villain/rival role and bash him saying, "This isn't you."
Hero or villain, you're seen differently by everybody
Then there was the whole "moral of the story" part:
Ofc, it's a whole thing that Three refuses time after time that he's not friends with the Crew
Now with the context that we have, we just got a peek into Three's fears/insecurities. Basically: if he opens up and accepts that he has friends, they might try and take advantage of him. So, what should he do? Close himself off, be an asshole, and deny, deny, deny.
Despite risking literally everything, INCLUDING HIS OWN LIFE, for them, he's doing this to protect himself from emotional harm when he's the most vulnerable.
There's indeed a trope that villains, especially redeemed ones, would have a sense of empathy of some kind. They know what's like to hit rock bottom, it's why they can empathize with the people who least deserve it, like Tari. (Even with Four back in IGBP.) So yes, as much as this is a story about Tari, it also relates to Three.
How can you have what you want when you're the one holding yourself back?
Three: "I also need love, understanding, and tenderness." [IGBP movie, Spanish dub] Three: " I just want the USB in that spaghetti in your stomach so I can use it to gain fame and love that SMG4 has too much of, okay?!" Mario: "...Is that it? Silly SMG3, you could of just told Mario instead of suppressing your inner emotions and your fear of being forever forgotten." [Trash Friends]
I mean, look at the last episode, he was so happy to know he got fanart.
The pressure he has, the role he has to play, what he's perceived as. It all affects him. Sure, he doesn't care that he's not perceived as the standard definition of a villain but he is really as human as he can be, with fears and desires.
Another way to see the "failure" part of the episode is that Three could never see Four in a negative light. Sure, Four has made terrible mistakes but past the YouTube Arc, Three has never seen Four as a villain (again, the role of the hero thing). Four is flawed just as he is, but since he's the one telling Tari's story, he replaces Four with himself in the narrative.
It's not confirmed it's because he cares about Four in this instant but it's obvious he has done it on purpose. All because that's the role he plays, one he absolutely fears, "an evil and worst copy of Four".
(For all we know, he might've altered some other things in the story we haven't even known about.)
AND the fact that he's telling it like a bedtime story to his son(s) as a warning, so they don't go through what he went through when he was younger (his whole parenting of reminding them that they're loved and appreciated for even the smallest things)
So, long story short: me 🤝 Tari 🤝 SMG3 → underlining abandonment issues
I've been noticing that a lot of points from past episodes are starting to resurface again (like IGBP) and I do hope we get to bring back what's going on with Three. Then, we might get Three having the same conclusion that Tari went through: as much as he wants to deny it to protect himself, he'll realize that it's okay to be vulnerable and have friends.
And he'd be surprised how much of what he did was valuable to them. That what he seeks is already right in front of him. After all, he's already part of the Crew :)
He would just have to let himself avert his view and see the truth.
#smg4#smg4 christmas special#smg4 spoilers#ink reviews#smg4 tari#smg4 smg3#smg4 mario#smg4 bob#smg4 luigi#smg4 saiko#smg4 boopkins#smg4 theory#puzzlevision 2#a snippet of why Three is one of my faves
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not sure if this was posted before. can we get the classic scenario of some brave (read:unfortunate) soul trying to flirt with the mc and how will the kings (+sitri and belial if it's okay) react to it? thank you :3
Ahh, that's one of my fav kind of headcanons! And! Sitri!!! Belial!!! I love kings, but I'm a noble's girlie~ Let's make them jealous. See them doing their best, it's not enough to be hot to win our hearts... ok maybe it is BUT, it doesn't change anything!
Assume that some cutie like our Dong-gyun is flirting with us. Nobody dangerous or slick. This way they will only be jealous, not mad, and we will see how they want to prove themselves.
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Satan will be ready to fight at first, but when he sees that you are having fun and no one is trying to hurt you, he will let go. Of course, he will be jealous. You are his. He will make sure to remind you, and do everything to impress you and win your attention back. Over time, he will get to know you better and learn what you like best. If his strength turns you on and you want to see him fight for you, he will. If you'd rather see a room strewn with roses when you return to the palace, then be it. If a devil flirts with you too intensely (in his opinion, always), he will come and grab your waist. We know he has guts, and anyone who allows himself too much deserves a kick. Unfortunately, he can't kick them because it's like a reward, and he doesn't want any more devils hanging around you.
Mammon won't care too much if you're flirting with someone. Everything his master does is perfect. If this is your wish, he will choose the best lovers in the country who will fulfill your desires. He will make every dream come true. You own him, not he you, and he waits patiently until one day you want to be his. You are free and can do whatever you want. As long as no one tries to get their hands on you against your will, Mammon is going to watch with amusement those poor attempts. After all, that funny little devil who thinks he has a chance with you is his too.
Beelzebub has a whole story dedicated to the cute guy who flirts with us. On the outside, he looks as chilled as ever, but there's an underlying menace lingering in the air. “Don't cross the line, or you'll be devoured.” You have to have some restraint, if you don't want this poor devil to end badly. Actually, no one knows what Beel is capable of, because the surrounding rumors say that he deprived one devil of the hand he used to hug you, and sewed another's mouth shut for daring to kiss you. But you know how exaggerated the rumors surrounding him are. He himself always behaved impeccably (as much as you say it about him) around you, and the fact that he clearly showed that you belonged to him... it only makes you wet, admit it.
Leviathan, oh well. If anyone *dared* to flirt with you near him, they would not only hang, but fly out the window and land on a wall. The only people he would not hang, because he cannot, are those who are equal in status to him, i.e. other kings. If he saw you flirting with one of them... remember how in ch4 Satan's wrath was so tremendous that it began to choke his subjects? This is exactly what would happen with Levi's jealousy. Except not only the devils who stand close will suffer, but half of Hades. Since he can't hang other kings, he could hang you... but with each king the scenario would be different, so it's hard to say in general. Either way, prepare for chaos.
Belial is very composed. He'll let you do whatever you want, after all, you're not married to him or anything. He just respects you and your freedom. You'd even think he didn't care when Jiyu stepped in. Without Belial's consent, of course. You only managed to hear “Know your place, your fucking maggot-!” before the noble catch him and silence him, blushing furiously. You see how he squeezed poor little thing so much that their eyes popped out of their sockets. You can't help but giggle, because it looks like someone is jealous after all.
Sitri will be both jealous and sarcastic. Very openly. He doesn't even try to hide it, the poor devil will be scolded and sent to help clean up the rubble or in the medical tent. War is neither the place nor the time for flirting! Especially if he's trying to flirt with you. Why did you even want to waste your time on him? You have so many nobles to choose from, aren't they good enough? Isn't he good enough? He needs to try even harder... And his spiral of overthinking continues until you dispel his doubts with a kiss.
#whb#what in hell is bad#whb satan#whb beelzebub#whb leviathan#whb sitri#whb mammon#whb belial#skye's little talk
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Is it possible to do head cannons for digital circus characters with a reader who's too nice for their own good
Like they get in danger when trying to talk to the bad guy npc thinking that they could persuade them to the good side
TADC cast x reader whos too nice!
Anon I'm so so sorry that it took me so long to get to this <\3! I gotta admit I've been in like, a bit of a burn out recently and I'm still recovering from my baking spree last week so I'm WOOOooOoooooO
That said I hope you enjoy!
Written ambiguously, if you want to see this as romantic or platonic, is totally up to you!
CAINE:
Literally puts a pause on the IHA when he sees you being dragged away by the big bad guy, all while still trying to insist that the NPC with no chance to gain sentience can be good.. caine finds it endearing in it's own way, its sweet, you see the best in people... and non-people... but reader, this is exactly how you get hurt..! Keeps a close eye on you during IHA
POMNI:
While I dont think pomni fits the "too nice for her own good" vibe, I feel that shes... what word am i looking for? Submissive? She kind of just goes with what others are doing; asides from her initial freak out we dont see much pushback from her in the pilot, though that could be thanks to shock... perhaps shes still feeling it during IHAs given how random and intense they can be..? Point is I think pomni would give a meek resistance before scurrying off after you, trying to save you from the clutches of the baddie
RAGATHA:
Shes loves you so much, dont get her wrong. She loves that you're so sweet to everyone, even to those who dont deserve it. Actually if anything, Ragatha is also a little too sweet for her own good.. but shes not as trusting and naive as you are. Frantically pulls you away to the side when you try to make your way to the days villain, gently scolding you and asking what you were thinking. She doesnt mean to make you feel bad, but she doesn't want to see you hurt!
JAX:
One of the only two characters that might get a little mean with you. Not like "mean as in berating you for being so naive" more so "I'm upset that you seemingly have no regard for your safety, I care about you and I cant see you continue to throw yourself into danger" way that can come off as mean, since jax isnt really.. the best as saying this softly.. immediately cuts through any "what ifs" you might bring up to him, you're the only person in this circus that he actually enjoys and hes not going to let you get flung around.. can his tone be softer? Sure, but can you blame him if this is a regular occurrence?
KINGER:
This poor man nearly has a heart attack when he sees you about to be absolutely demolished (but not really thanks to the digital world), probably ends in him getting hurt too.. but that would be mean.. but also can you imagine the angst? The guilt? He probably pushes through the pain to get to you and hes just. Feverishly pulling you to him and patting you down to make sure you're okay... he won't tell you to stop being so nice; in fact I dont think the thought crosses his mind ever.. but he does ask to never do that again, the getting into danger thing
ZOOBLE:
The other character that might get a little mean when confronting you about it, but given zoobles general attitude as well as their tone of voice, it seems like they're more angry with you than they actually are. They think you're too nice for your own good, truly. While the others may find it sweet and endearing, they're constantly thinking about how one day you'll be in over your head and wont have a way out. This might actually result in an argument, thanks to zoobles tone and way of going about things.. but you guys eventually communicate and make up, at least I would like to think so
GANGLE:
Very similar to pomni in the regard that she doesnt have the spine (haha) to tell you not to do whatever you're planning on doing. "I don't think... oh.. oh wait, reader-" as she scurries after you so you dont get lost. Gets legitimately sad and beats herself up if you get hurt. Similar to zoobles, you guys are going to need to communicate and work together on this because gangle cannot handle the fact that you're constantly getting hurt thanks to your kindness grating on her mind all day every day
#tadc x reader#the amazing digital circus x reader#digital circus x reader#caine x reader#pomni x reader#ragatha x reader#jax x reader#kinger x reader#zooble x reader#gangle x reader
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hello good afternoon, english is not my first language so sorry for the mistakes😔❤️
I would like to request a hc from the htf guys, How would they react to a very flirtatious reader?
I mean- imagine them bending down to tie their shoelaces and suddenly the reader points at them or tells them that they have a nice butt JUST IMAGINE IT BRO😭
Anon! AND EVERYONE. Please stop apologising for your English. I am a native english speaker, and mine is dogshit. You should also listen to me irl, my vocab is infinitely worse.
HTF Boys responding to "NICE BUTT!"
Taehoon: Oh yeah? Pervert. Why don't you come closer.
This will end in one of three ways
Ignoring you. What? You think you're the first person that has ogled his butt? He knows he has a nice body. Dream on, dipshit.
A harsh kick to the face. Why? Why not. Because you deserve it for being a perv and Taehoon is in one of his moods.
Headlock and a rough kiss, with his hands wandering to pinch your butt.
Wangguk: [blushing]
Not one for being in front of the camera and has a reserved and standoffish nature.
All in all, not used to people simping over him or complimenting him outright.
Doesn't really know what to say, but will take it to heart.
Every time he bends over in front of you (which happens more often that you think for some reason), he will blush and think of your compliment.
It's also sort of hard to miss given that whenever he even thrusts his ass out slightly, you are staring so hard, you're boring holes into it (boring more assholes, if you will).
Munseong: [brain breaks] Th-thanks. I squat 300lbs. I do lower body 3 times a week.
Much like Wangguk, he doesn't really know what to say.
Although he is used to people admiring him from his time in the spotlight with UFC matches.
You telling him he has a nice butt breaks his brain. Breaks it so hard he can't really comprehend what you're saying. He can't even blush.
Defaults to talking about fitness. "Thanks bro, I rep 300lbs. Whats your max?"
Well no, he doesn't call you bro or tell you his max but will ramble a little about his workout routine and then he just...
Trails off and stares at you with soft eyes.
Yeonwoo: *also blushing* thanks Y/N. I squat 350lbs and do hill sprints for fun 🤓
Definitely knows you're flirting with him.
He gets a lot of attention in school and from his old Study channel. Knows the vibe you're putting out.
His first love though is Kyokushin Karate and he WILL use it as an excuse to tell you about his routine.
So passionate about it, eyes sparkling and vibrating with excitement that you can't bring yourself to shut him up.
Better yet. You think he has a nice butt? "Would you like to join me on my hill sprints?"
Hobin: T-thanks! I've been upping my training.
[Internally] SENPAI NOTICED ME!
Jinho: Thank you.
What did you honestly expect from this psychopath?
Gratitude? Blushing? Stammering? Absolutely not. He stays aloof and cool.
You're lucky he didn't just ignore you and remembered his manners.
Seongjun: [does a little booty shake]
Idk man
I'm not even sure he would do that but imagine him with his partner being all goofy.
If you compliment his ass, he would do something silly to make you laugh.
OOC, but isn't the visual too cute to pass up?
Snapper: sorry, you talking to me?
Huh?? Someone is paying Snapper attention? The camera guy?
Freezes when you nod and tell him: "YES. YOU, JIHYEOK. YOU HAVE A NICE BUTT."
Poor guy, so confused. Tilts his head like a lil puppy, unable to understand the words.
(Completely rizzless so no-one has told him that at all.)
Replays it over and over in his head until it hits him that "Oh shit, does Y/N like me?"
Still not sure and thinks it's a mistake until he bends over again and you shout the same thing.
Mangi: Thank you! [blushing furiously] Y-your butt is nice too!🥺
Duh? Of course Mangi has a cute butt. He's adorable and cute all over.
Will return your compliment even if he doesn't think you have a nice butt too because that's just Mangi.
Besides, have you seen Ssireum wrestlers? Built like a TANK. Mangi has got CAKE.
Haesu: ?
"Wake me up when there's food."
[goes back to napping]
#viral hit manhwa#viral hit x reader#viral hit webtoon#viral hit headcanons#how to fight manhwa#how to fight webtoon#how to fight headcanons#seong taehoon x reader#seong taehoon#seong taehun#taehoon x reader#seong taehun x reader#seongjun baek x reader#baek seongjun x reader#baek seongjun#ji yeonwoo x reader#ji yeonwoo#kim munseong x reader#kim munseong#han wangguk#han wangguk x reader#lee jinho#seo haesu#wannaeatramyeon
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Suds!! You are yet again like 90% of my art reblogs. 😭😭😭
Thanku for remembering my arts. 💙
HOW COULD I FORGET WHEN YOURE LITERALLY ONE OF THE BEST OUT THERE???? I'M ALWAYS EATING GOOD WHEN ITS YOU
Actually everyone who sees this post I provide you with a list of good tired art to reblog:
->Pretty boy skateboarder Punz
->Sparkly lovely XD??? Oh my god??
->Drunz is doing a little dance<3
->Being emotional about cFundy, as a treat
->Schlatt being a poor little baa-baa<3333
->Listen Punz deserves to give Dream flowers. shut up I'm normal
->Foosh. The Most Foosh. Look At Him. Give Him Hugs.
->yes I'm grabbing every drunz art. its not my fault its so well done. I have demons okay. theyre hugging.
->Dream getting cuddles from Steve The Polar Bear
->Philza and George bow designs !!!! Jesus christ these are so cool. how do I learn to make weapon designs.
->A Ranboo design that absolutely delights me. Different ties depending on if its Ran or Ender, aaaaaa
->hey guys did you know Punz is one of my favorite characters<-frothing at the mouth
->honestly weapon and armor designs are my weakness
->DRUNZ DRUNZ DRUNZ DRUNZ DRUNZ AAAAAAAAAAAAA
->Dream getting the comfort he deserves
->Punz covered in blood
->Catboy!Punz (no the dopamine hits I get every time I reblog Punz art are normal doctor)
->I am NORMAL about PUNZ shut UP (Valo design)
->Post-Prison Dream trying to cut his hair, HNRRRR-
->FUCK (more Catboy Punz)
->hnnnnnn Mob boss Dream with loyal right hand Punz???? augh
->FEM DREAM EVERYONE ITS A CODE GREEN, STAY CALM WAIT FUCK SHE'S FULLY COLORED IN THIS ONE. STAY FUCKING CALM-
->Drunz chained together. Very normal. I am normal.
->hnnnn why is Dream so pretty in this. I need Punz to kiss him.
->no you dont understand I'm studying how you drew Grians wings to see if I can learn how to draw them that good. christ I want to learn your power.
-> Technoblade comic featuring other people missing him. My heart hurts a lot looking at this.
->Valo Punz (instant dopamine hit)
->Tireds DTIYS Dream that I don't feel I could ever feasibly attempt just because its so fucking godly. But I Will Try Someday Soon. fucking hell.
->WAIT MUMBO WITH LONG HAIR???
->Lynx Punz (instant dopamine hit)
->Holy shit. Grian as a marble statue with wings spread. The level of ability on display here is spectacular????
->drunz are hugging (I am once again frothing at the mouth)
->Hnnnnnn tarot card Dream looking so pretty
->god, this fucks me up so hard. Punz is taking a picture of Dream, in absolute awe, but Punz's comic panel is the one thats shaped like a photo. As if they can capture their reaction but theyll never be able to capture Dream's joy, his beauty and light. (AND THEN YOU COLORED IT)
->Witches Dreamnap. Its so funny to me that Sapnap seems fully into it while Dream is right behind him looking Ready For Mischief
->hnnnnn baby Punzzzzz, BABY PUNZZZZZZZZZ AAAAAAAA (instant dopamine hit)
->literally all of your expression memes??? Dream covered in blood while Purpled is chill about it. Wet Cat Mumbo. The Foosh with hearts in his eyes. Shy pretty boy Dream with braided hair. TANGO. The fuckinnnn Foosh/XD kiss. SNF (my favorite underrated ship) and Grumbo. DREAMNAP YES. Drunz getting to be happy!!!
->Obligatory Etho Chilling In A Tree<33
->A Canary Loves His Coal Mine. FUCK (comic)
->Dreamnap kissing and more FooshXD. <-bites down on my phone, instantly destroying it
->Enderman Dream for cHybrid day<333
->pissboy Purpled<3 (says this with love and giggles)
->smalletho comic. Why does this feel so comfortable and nostalgic.
->the flowers trailing down.... who is this...
->bdubs and Dream, and interaction I've never thought of before but now want to see happen
->Drunz, hgnhhhhh
->Jimmy Solidarity worshipping Scar at the altar.
->I tried really, really hard to scroll past Sam, thinking I could be strong. I have my own demons to face.
->I really love when people do like, Different Eyes For Different Characters Posts. Its delightful
->god fucking damn. stop converting me to Ethoisms
->DREAMNOTNAP THIS IS NOT A DRILL
->Drunz with more Lynx Punz (instant dopamine hit)
->MORE DRUNZ WITH LYNX PUNZ (a second dopamine hit)
->SNAKE DREAM WITH LYNX PUNZ (stop stop I'm already dead)
->fuck. goddamit. Dream is leaning in to bite Punz's wrist. I need to throw myself directly into the lake.
->noooooo Snake Dream wrapping around Punz for warmth. My 37th weakness.
->Punz. (dopamine hit.)
->Drunznap. Objectively beautiful<333
->Valo Dream to go with the Valo Punz, HNNNNN THEY MUST ALWAYS BE TOGETHER
->hey you ever cry while gently caressing a cracking marble statue of your lover? Just normal Dream about Punz things :))))
->Hnnnn Punz expressions. Theyre so fucking !!!!! barkbarkbark
->Drunz DBH au. hahaha I can be normal (you witness me shatter a plate in my hands)
->punz in a dresss hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
->IM FEASTING, DRUNZ KISSING. BRAIN IS LIGHTING UP.
->s2 Dream design !!! He has a cane!!!!! As he should :oDDDD (WAIT THERES A SECOND VERSION)
->inhales. You Can Always Rely On Your Knight, Dream. He loves you so much.
->Punzzz (instant dopamine hit.)
->Dream in Punz's clothes!!!! (smashes my head against a concrete brick)
->Drunz DRUNZ Drunz Drunzzz dRuNz DRUNZZZZ (them<3)
->The Grian/Dream apocalypse, the ship we needed and so desperately deserved. I have been converted.
okay I have to stop. This list is getting too long. I have to be normal. (Foolish Valo Design)
Yes I went through Tired's art tag to grab these. Honestly I went through about 20 pages before I lost steam. And There's Still More. I'd go check out his art for the full list, I barely covered half of it- especially if youre into the Hermitcraft/Life series. Here's the tag, have fun scrolling <3
#suds asks#suds soapbox#art recommendations for People Who Are Definitely Normal#now you all see why I reblog 250 posts a day and then get locked out of tumblr because of the post limit#this started out as me just wanting to grab some highlights and then I got 18 pages in and was like#this is ALL a highlight#its a really big deal to me because I when I think of artists who's skill level I'd really want emulate- Tired is always one of them#And this list ended up being so long because while maybe I should have chosen solely ones that were Long Comics or Obvious#or ones that showed off the Technical Skills that Tired so clearly has#It feels Not Right to not include all the art that was clearly made from a place of love and passion even if it was sketches or smaller??#Like. The love poured into an art piece feels just as important as the detail and effort and skill#How Could You Not Lovel Sketches Of Dream And Punz Being Happy. How Is That Not Worth The Whole World#Its wonderful. Your art is wonderful
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Hudson and Rex S04E11 - Capital Punishment - Part C
I will finish this. One way or another. I promise.
It took this smooth operator five seconds of standing like an idiot to tell Trina that she looks great.
Rex is watching carefully.
He does.
"But I want him with Sarah."
What did she do to that poor bowtie?
"Where would I be hiding weapons, moron?"
Only internally.
The bowtie has magically fixed itself. Not that I'm paying close attention or anything.
I'm sorry but what use are internet cafes in 2022 when most actual cafes have a decent internet connection?
I'm sure everyone opens doors that way. If he wanted to not get fingerprints on it, he could have used his elbow.
"[...] showed Canadians that extremism isn't just something our southern neighbors have to contend with." Yes, only the US has terrorism. What? Even my country has had a quite deadly terrorist organization.
Well, they usually give awards to the least deserving people. We are the exception, of course.
Tell him, Joe!
"If no one's going to do anything about this, I'll do it myself."
Well, there's no plan for "my dog took off with a bomb in his mouth."
Okay, first of all, this is the funniest way to say "I'll blow up Rex". Second, I think we should be more concerned about the fact that Rex might be anywhere, including (as we saw later) running next to dozens of people. Generally, it's not a great situation, even though Rex ultimately did save the day.
Uh-oh, Charlie has an idea.
"Rex does this all the time, how difficult can it be?"
I think I actually made a Geralt joke (from the Witcher, I mean he'd have been killed from that height) somewhere on this blog the first time.
Okay, Hamilton, how much did you guys pay for that slow-mo? This is embarrassing. And Rex looks like he's lost.
Damn, he has a strong head.
Wow, dude hates us.
That's a nice shot. I'm not particularly fond of the slow-mo on Charlie's expression in the next shot because he has to also hold his fist up and it kind looks weird in my opinion but this one's a nice shot.
This. I mean, I did what to see his expression, I just don't find the pose particularly great.
This I love, though. The music stopping, the sound coming like he's underwater, the sound of his breaths... And then as he punches Houle, there's nothing but the sound of his rage and his punches until he hears Rex barking.
For the record, I believe you should be allowed to punch the guy who you think killed your dog, cop or no cop. John Wick that motherfucker.
"Hey, hey, hey, I'm here, man, I'm okay."
He was so worried.
"You did fuck him up a bit, though, right?"
I was very normal about this all the 1564 times I watched it between January 21, 2022 and Mar 23, 2022. The first 1200 times were all on the first week because we were snowed in. I'm not crazy.
"Let me give you a proper lick-up, it lowers the stress level. You silly goose, you really thought I can die?"
Stop it! I'm serious, I don't want to have to open a new post for the remaining 3 minutes!
Jesse: "Charlie is getting an extended vacation?" Sarah: "Jesse, I wouldn't really call it a vacation." Jesse, let the man fuck.
That Iris Cross report must be important. I'm kidding, I know that Jesse is probably trying to find a way to not mention the countless moments of negligence in that report.
Don't read that, there's probably tons of inaccuracies in there.
You can mention the word teamwork a million times, it still seems like nothing.
Yes, yes, we're all Charah shippers. Anyway, I'm into multi-shipping lol. But I mostly wanted to screenshot this to showcase that Rex seems kinda left out, which is not how the moments with Charlie, Sarah and Rex are shot. The latter ones always seem to include Rex, showcasing that they're family. So, yeah, for more reasons than one, I am glad to have this.
Rex: "Oh, fine, I'll allow it. Just because we're leaving tomorrow."
I definitely liked Trina, I'd love for her to come back to the show, obviously not as a romantic interest for Charlie anymore.
I'm a basic bitch, so Charlie became 50% hotter when he punched Houle. I'm unapologetic about it, and I 100% believe that dogs are worth killing for. Also, as an off-duty cop, Charlie did not act as a cop but as a person who loved Rex. If he was on duty, he'd have taken out his gun and shot him, and I would have cheered. Okay, maybe not cheered because there are real consequences from shooting a rat bastard terrorist person but I wouldn't have cared about Houle. This reaction humanizes Charlie, and I'd like for him to lose it a bit every season lol. He doesn't have to beat up people every time, we'll find other outlets.
Furthermore, I think that reaction, should it have ever been reported back to the SJPD, would have carried zero blowback. Subduing a terrorist after his bomb has blown up, and using excessive force off-duty, while saving dozens of lives? They'd have given him another medal. But the most likely scenario is that it would have prompted Joe to keep a closer eye on Charlie, because while warranted, Charlie as a more put-together cop in another time would have tried to restrain himself. My main issue with this is it wouldn't have been reported back to Joe so he wouldn't have had that information, otherwise I'd have liked it to be referenced in the season finale.
Finally, I consider part of S4 as Charlie's slut era, and I think the last time I intimated that, someone blocked me lol. At the time, it might have sounded like I was judging Charlie. But it's not really a bad thing. He's an adult, Trina is an adult, they both know that they'll only have that night and they're okay with it. Sarah is with another guy (I'm assuming they're having sex), was either of them meant to be celibate until they figured their shit out? Plus, I think it re-enforced how much in love with Sarah he was because in the next episode he got back and tried to kiss her.
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Godzilla Minus One thoughts (SPOILERS)
TLDW: Godzilla Minus One is easily one of the all time best films in the franchise so far. While it isn't my personal favorite, it absolutely deserves the praise fans and critics seem to be giving it. Outside from some personal nitpicks, I'd say this entry is worthy of standing shoulder-to-shoulder with the best.
10/10
THOUGHTS AND SPOILERS BELOW THE CUT!!! GO SEE IT!!!!!!
Boy does this movies come in swinging! Koichi setting up the main conflict of feeling like he is a coward (he's not, as the movie goes on to point out) and then the whiplash of GODZILLASAURUS
I know its just an unmutated Godzilla but HOLY FUCK the similarities are there and I love the design.
Personal nitpick #1: was hoping the movies would go more in depth with the origin of its Godzilla but the movies isn't really about what Godzilla is but rather what he does and represents to the story. As a result they don't really say what he is other than he is known to Odo Island's folklore. I like that, it gives him a mysterious vibe.
I gasped because I thought he ate a guy be then he yeeted him
Poor Koichi Can't Catch a Break the Movie
Noriko was great. It's clear she isn't used to being looked after and it shows.
Speaking of which, ALL the characters are wonderful. The Reiwa era looks like it is being defined by stronger human characters and stories and I am all here for that!
I'm actually surprised that the trailers (or at least the 2 I watched) didn't show to much Godzilla action. Or at least the final battle.
Godzilla REALLY has it out for folks in this movie. That lack of a clear origin helps actually. His attacks are sudden and brutal. He is REALLY visibly pissed off too.
SPEAKING OF BRUTAL HOLY FUCK!!! For as much damage Godzilla does to everyone, he gets FUCKED UP! Half his face blasted off! It's cool the see his regeneration ability realized in CG
Personal Nitpick #2: I do wish they had made Godzilla a more obviously tragic character. He is just as much a victim of war as he is a symbol of it. Again though, that isn't what this movie is about, and the ending does at least suggest a sequel isn't completely out of the question, so maybe we can still see why Godzilla decided that All Humans Are Bad.
His atomic breath is wild man. Creating mushroom clouds and massive creators is some nightmare fuel shit.
NORIKO NOOOOOOOOO :(
(dont worry she lives)
The plan to kill Godzilla was interesting. Explosive decompression is not really the first thing I would have thought up for a sea monster that brings up deep sea fish but the speed at which it happens is important.
KOICHI NOOOOOO (its okay he ejected)
Personal Nitpick #3:... I don't really like how they defeated Godzilla. I thought it was overkill. Like, yeah I get that Koichi needs to have is moment and all but blowing his head up I thought was a little much. and then he crumbles away? I guess he was frozen? Cool visual though. I imagine it was hell to convince Toho to have Godzilla die that way.
I heard Yamazaki was a big GMK fan, and the last scene really makes it obvious. I wonder if he isn't available for a sequel, Yamazaki would request Kaneko to direct...
Hey Noriko is alive!!!! Hey what's that on her neck? Why does it look like Godzilla's dorsal plate? Oh God Please Let Koichi Be Happy He Has Been Through Too Much.
The overall message of the movie is so goddamn moving, Live. That isn't a request, that's an order, a demand. Live, you should be happy to be alive. You may not think it, but people love you. People can forgive you. You don't deserve to die. Live and fight for the next generation so they don't make our mistakes. It is tough but you and people around you can make it better. You. Will. Live.
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can i request for submissive headcannons for the males in mlbb? you're probably the first ever smut writter for mlbb characters! so i'm really happy to find your account
"You're a good boy for me, yeah?"
Mobile Legends; Bang Bang
Pairing; Various Males, You.
!! NSFW 18+ !!
Requested? Yes.
Small note for requester; I highly recommend that you listen to something while reading this. Smut playlists to be exact, whatever you want! I just recommend that you read with music because it definitely sets the mood. And yes I'm obsessed with them being so subby. <3
Want to request? Click here.
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Warning(s); A lot of NSFW, Mommy/Daddy kink, Edging, Submissive boys, Binding, Gun Kink, etc..
Word Count; I honestly don't f/cking know, it's so long.
Second Person Perspective.
Pronouns used for reader; 'They', 'Them', etc...
Prompt;
"How does it feel having your boyfriend fall to his knees? Doesn't it feel so.. comforting?"
Aamon -
The first time he lets you dom him, he will literally be fucked dumb because of how many thoughts are running through his mind. You unlocked a kink of his by dominating him.. you can guess what it is.. :)
He will become a pillow prince if you fully take control of him. You're his brain, whatever you say, he does. His feelings are overflowing from the dominating feeling you're giving him.
Please, please let him cum inside you. Even if he isn't the one taking control, please grant that one request for him. He's been good for you, hasn't he? Will you let him cum inside you? Or will you be cruel and not let him get a chance of imagining a future with you? With kids, even if they're not your own?
If you want to look deep into his eyes, you're welcome to do so. Look at how his pupils are dilated when he sees you, it'll roll back every now and then when you do a movement that makes him see stars. So take the chance when you can look at him!
He's like a baby after you finally let his poor, overstimulated cock go. He wants to feel your warmth, don't let go of him when he's in his subspace, okay? Even if both of you are incredibly filthy, it's at the back of his to do list to clean up.
Aldous -
Big guy can't last more than a few minutes when you dom him. He's so used to being in charge and dominating you, that when you take charge instead, his body will literally mold againts you, and he will never let go. You're his soulmate after all.
So, you know how I said he'll mold againts you? I meant that literally. He can't let go of you, even if you ordered him to. He wants your dominant side so badly that he'll even suffocate you, and force you to cockwarm him so you can calm his hormones down.
You better teach him to hold it in, cause he'll cum a lot more quicker when you take charge. But keep in mind, he's trying his best to not cum so prematurely in with you! Don't scold him, okay? He doesn't deserve it when he's trying. :(
He'll never let you take his mask off when you're making him feel so weak. He doesn't want to admit how you're controlling the life out of him, and will purposely hold down his mask when you try to take it off him. Too bad you can't see how pretty he is with his whole face covered in tears of pleasure.
After the whole session is pretty interesting. You won't even notice that he'd pass out until you take off his mask. He literally made you panic, until you notice his chest heaving, and his eyes fluttering every now and then.. remember to call him pretty boy next time~.
Alpha -
Legit was so dumbfounded in your suggestion, your pleasure was his. His AI was meant to serve and follow orders, but oh.. he was so wrong when you showed him the thrill of being dominated. His code literally became a jumble of letters and numbers when you force him to sit still!
Despite his code going haywire, the smirk on his face will never leave. Unless you kiss the metal part of his forehead. At that point, he will pout and try to lean up to make you properly kiss him. Silly you, you didn't mean to tease him, right?
He'll eventually cave in when you tug on his hair. Trust me, you will never forget the moan that'll leave his lips when you do that. He just sounds so submissive and hearing his voice high-pitched for the first time? Butterflies will live in your tummy until the session stops.
He secretly loves it when you let him hold your hips. Don't worry about him taking control and dominating you though, he'll never disobey you and make you ride him in the pace he likes. He's satisfied with the way you dominate him anyways~.
After the entire thing, he'll sit you down and take the role of dom once more. Don't worry, if you dominating him becomes a permanent thing, he'll let you take care of him instead! Even if he isn't the slightest bit of tired, his code will need a bit of renovation and fixing..
Alucard -
He's a sub at heart, he just refuses to let you dom him, until you force him to. You basically fight with him a lot about it, but when you show him how dominant you can be.. The moment you notice his shaky body, you know you have him under your control. Push him down and take what's yours~.
He will not stop whining your name when you keep taking his orgasm away from him. He'll literally start crying and beg for you. He's bratty, but very cooperative in a way if you pick your cards right. If you have no idea what cards to choose from, keep drawing until you hit a weak point.
He's absolutely restless when you refuse to bide by his bratty attitude. He'll keep moving, and rutting up againts you until you bind him with ropes. Yes, you'll make him figure out how much he loves being bound in place.
Despite him complaining about everything you're doing to him being kinky, you know that deep inside, he can't wait to be deeper in your control. Deeper into the depths of his own kinky side instead of yours, because you're too oblivious to notice it. At least, he thinks that way.
After everything you've done to fix his bratty behavior, he can't help but hug you tightly. You were cruel to him, but that was because of his attitude. He knows that, and he's a very apologetic puppy until you tell him it's okay.
Argus -
He was completely againts the idea of being a sub until you convince him otherwise. Ever since you.. basically forced him to sub, he's always beggin for you to be the one on top. You always wanted it, right? You'd be cruel to not give it to him when you so badly wanted it in the first place. :(
His whole body trembles whenever you do something he likes. Which is basically everything, so you better be grateful that he loves you too much to blame you for the countless orgasm you keep making him have. He's not very confrontational since then, though.
He genuinely tries to be the one in charge sometimes, he tries desperately to insult you, or do anything to make him feel powerful. Not until you put him in his place and make him apologize for that 'simple mistake', and holy shit. Does he harden up from just that.
The way he uses his hand to cover up the fact that he's literally burning, and giving off a red hue behind his helmet shows a lot as to how powerful you become when you get him down on his knees. And it's pretty damn amazing to feel that way. Isn't it?
Just saying, if he suddenly activates his power that consumes every damage he's getting and turns it into his own, you're gonna be putty in his hands. He'll pump up into you without remorse because you've edged him enough.. Never edge him if you want to be in contol.
Aulus -
You'd be wrong if you think he wasn't on board when you first asked him to. He was definitely eager with the idea, probably even more eager than you. And he'll ask details about it, until you finally show it to him, please his curiosity, and prove to him that reality is much more better than fantasies.
He has a lot of pent up frustration, so you better expect him to be.. loud. Really loud, but the type of loud that sounds pleasing to hear though! He loves how you let him cry out freely and never stops to think if you're okay with him being loud or not.. often times. You really don't mind.
When I tell you he literally leans againts you to get headpats, despite the literal sexual action both of you're doing, he does, you're more than willing to give it to him! Bonus points if you know his favorite spot, 'cause he gets loud when you gently scratch that.
Despite the orange aura his skin and hair gives out, every time he goes out or gets hit by the light. You somehow always manage to make him turn red, even in bed! His whole body is literally red from everything you do to him, and it's insanely adorable.. you have to keep it to yourself though.
He has a lot of stamina, surprisingly, so both of you would compete to see who makes the best aftercare for each other! Every time you do it too! It's really cute to see him warm up a bath for you while you already have his favorite food made in the counter.
Badang -
I'd like to start this off by saying.. you're not getting an opportunity to be on top of him. He'll always be the one on top of you, but you're in control of what he does. Whatever you say, he does, even if that means you'll force him edge himself..
The reason as to why you're not allowed on top? He doesn't feel that you're safe, and feels that you're too exposed to the cold air when you two make love. He's very overprotective, even if he's fucked dumb, so don't be mad.. okay? He doesn't mean any harm when he feels that you're in danger..
You can make him do anything you want, make him go faster, slower, or kiss you while doing so. The only thing is.. you have no control over how he keeps you warm under him. Seriously! He'll have his arms around you, or plain out hug your body while pounding into you mercilessly in the pace you like..
Let him leave marks on you. He's the possesive type of sub who wants to mark his lover so you can show it off.. more specifically, show him off for being your best boy. He's your best boy after all... He is, right? You are gonna tell him that he's your best boy, or else I'm throwing hands!
Aftercare with him literally consists of hours and hours of cuddles.. no. You're not the one being cuddled, you're the one cuddling him. For some reason, he managed to get you into a position where you're braiding your fingers through his hair while he listens to your pulse..
Bane -
Tough guy literally becomes like a himbo when he's with you. He would stop at nothing to get the slightest bit of stimulation, and only from you too! He'd refuse to touch himself under the tough skin he shows and melts when you finally do touch him.
He doesn't degrade you, noooo, no, no. You degrade him, and make him sob from the cruel words you're telling him. It's not really a cruel thing, he's done that for countless of people. It's understandable you do it to him as well. He needs to be able to understand how his words.. hurt.
To top off how you can degrade him, he's a masochist at most. Not just a sadist. So, go ahead and have your fun in taking your anger out on him. He'll happily mumble, and mewl out 'thank you's' for stimulating his poor, masochistic, and fucked up side. The words you use could depend, though..
He absolutely loves it when you stroke his head as a way of saying sorry after he uses his safeword. It's like he never even used the safeword in the first place, because he feels like you're that one friend who truly listens to him and love him for who he was. A sick bastard.
Aftercare is literally drowning yourselves in saltwater. Even if you're not comfortable with that, he would still convince you to join him, so he could massage your sore body parts with his tentacles. It's surprisingly not as disgusting as you'd imagine. Honest!
Balmond -
I'm sincerely sorry if you find this weird, but he loves you, and sees you like a loving, and caring parental figure in his life. He wouldn't dare to refuse your offer to dom him, and he'd be the most obedient sub ever! Just let him call you his pet names, don't let him feel hurt. Okay?
Take a mental note if you want to hide the countless marks he'll leave on your body, 'cause he gets very thrashy and possesive when you're the one treating him like he's in heaven. He'll mark you up, but never try to take control of the session. He'll just lay there obediently as you do whatever you want to him.
When I tell you he cums easily and a lot, I mean it. Your abdomen would have a bump on it, and it contained all of his cum to possibly breed you, if it were possible. Orcs do cum a lot so they could successfully reproduce..
Despite the countless times he'd drop L-bombs on you, on some occasions. He wouldn't, and would constantly hold you close as you ride him. It's just another way of saying I love you. Do you love him back?
No aftercare, just quiet mumbles of how much you love each other as you rest your weight on top of his. That might seem bland, but can you really blame him? He doesn't have the time to be taken care of, nor can he think of a way he can take care of you..
Baxia -
He's very disobedient as a submissive. He's a bit 'Old-School' and believes men should be in charge. Though, that mindset quickly changed because of you. The moment you try and take control, both of you fought for the dominant role during that session. You know who the winner is, and the winner found out that the latter has a bit of a.. degrading kink.
His disobedience always causes foreplay to become longer than the spar Zilong and Ling always ends up in during training. Hell, you suggest a quickie and he'll end up tiring both you and him 'till morning or night. That was until the magical solution was seen; Degrading.
You found out about his kink by accident— You were just furious of him for brushing off the sweets you made specifically for him and him only. Insults were thrown, and the moment you brought up how much of a bitch he always is in the bedroom, he found himself growing hard from that.
As soon as he establishes that he's comfortable in your degrading, you took advantage of that. In private or public. In some spars with him, you'd inch close to his ear during hand-to-hand combat and whisper how excited you'll be to overstimulate him later that night. You won that spar fair and square. In the eyes of the others, at least.
Like the word you describe him as a sub, he's disobedient in your attempts at trying to give him aftercare. He's always salty at the end of every session and will act like a stubborn teddy bear until you actually decide to just leave him alone— Don't do that! He's just petty from the lack of control.
Brody -
He has 0 experience, no intimacy whatsoever when he first met you. That means; You'll be the one taking over the bedroom, the very moment you guys become intimate. The dynamic you have is; A very inexperienced sub, and a very horny dom. You can't refuse this dynamic, you clicked on this prompt.
Think of his sub as a.. very loyal puppy. His love and loyalty for you is literally unscalable that you can't bring yourself to use harsh words on him during sex. Partly because of said loyalty, and partly because of his past.
He's the possessive kind of sub, protective, and is a bit overdramatic when he accidentally goes a bit too hard than what you granted permission for him to do. Sure, it was an accident, but given his current state of mind.. Yeah. A bit overdramatic.
I'd like to think of him as the type to babble when he's losing his mind inside you. So loving, and very much deserving of praise. Sure, sometimes he'll agree to be the bottom, but it almost always results in him comparing the first pain to the pain in his arm right after.
Speaking of the 'after' part, he's insanely insisting on being the one to take care of you. But you'll always be the one to keep him bedridden, the reason? He can't argue back when his arm is making him shrivel up in pain. Take care of him well, he needs it.
Bruno -
Biggest tease-y ass sub in existence. Not the bratty tease though, he's very obedient and would never think to disobey you. He'd only tease you, just enough to push your buttons. But not enough to tug on your nerves. All I'm saying, you can never see him being punished by you. Only being degraded because of his cunning ways.
He's very disobedient when you neglect him from something in a few days. Yes, you are in charge, yes, you can easily make him obey. But his behavior is hell when he's in a mood from your neglect, so you really shouldn't test his patience as a sub.
He goes into subspace a lot, don't get him wrong. He's in absolute heaven when you dom him, but sometimes, he just thinks too much to realize that you're calling out for him to calm down. More often than not, either you or him get carried away, and overstimulate the other.
Give his mechanical legs some love and praise. Even if it wasn't obvious, he's always thinking about the growing pros and cons of his mechanical legs every moment he's spent with you. He'll literally forget about the fact that he's set up a plan to piss you off during sex, and lose his mind over your love and stimulation. <3
You remember how much of a tease he is, right? Then expect your water bottles going missing and gulped down by him infront of you. Don't worry though, he replaces your water bottle with your favorite snack! Cuddling on the couch or bed right after!!
Cecillion -
Oh sweet, sweet Cecil, you'd love him as a sub! Is he the most loving sub to ever exist for centuries? Yes! Is he the most obedient person to his lover? ..That's debatable. But still, Cecil is an absolute gentleman when it comes to you and your intimate sessions. Sure there is the usual disobedience and refusal to follow your instructions, but he'll always return to his role in your dynamic.
No inside coffin sex, on top maybe, but inside? No. There's not much space inside the stupid thing for both of you to do your favorite positions, and even if you did manage to squeeze yourselves inside. It's uncomfortable. Which leads us to his favorite position with you; Sofa Brace. It's his favorite position due to the fact that he can easily change positions whenever you desire touch you whenever you order him to, and it gives him a gorgeous view of your back and ass.
If you thought he'd have a thing for marks or biting. You'd be very correct. He'd beg for you to give him permission to mark you. He gets off on the fact that his scent could be smelled by him even when he's miles away, and he also gets off when you try to mark him. Sometimes he'll go overboard, and definitely do too much to the point where you have to punish him.
It's rare for him to explicitly show his subby side, but there is always one solution if you desire to see him fall to his knees infront of you— That is; to be a mean dom. I know it sounds ridiculous considering his loving self, but Cecil is absolutely crazy for your rude, and somewhat annoying side because the stark contrast of his personality and yours turns him on a ton. After all.. Opposites attract, right?
Aftercare with him is generally the norm, but on days where you've been a mean dom, and he's had his brains fucked out— You'd need more blood than normal to quench his desire and thirst for, well, blood. You didn't forget he's a vampire, did you?
Chou -
He's a determined, service sub who'll take you up on anything you want! He may seem like the one to be competitive with you as a sub, but nope! He's as sweet and passionate as one could be. He was brought up to be caring for everyone after all. You're no different, except; It's topped up a notch..
He likes it if you tug on his hair during a tense and heavy day for the both of you. The pain brings him pleasure, meaning he's a masochist. But only for you. Funny thing is though, he complained when you first did that. Anyone else who pulls his hair will get a hard kick in the face!
Hear me out.. one of his favorite positions is reverse cowgirl. Not only will he be able to get deeper inside of you, he likes seeing you arch your back and get lost in the pleasure of riding his cock. Plus, he can easily reach up and pull you down if you ask him to take over since your thighs are getting tired of holding yourself up.
You know how he says everybody has to start somewhere? Well, the first time you two tried bondage. He ended up tied up for hours since the knot became too tight and you stupidly used a thick plastic rope. Wait, I think I forgot to mention you guys are into bondage.. ehh you already read it.. He's a kinky boy and likes to be tied up.
Aftercare is quite cuddly and comforting. His energy will be high, even if you've been fucking him for hours. So while you're tired and waiting for him to join you in bed, he'll be cleaning you up and being the good service sub that he is!
Claude -
Like Bruno, he's a very tease-y sub. The only difference is that, he's bratty. Very bratty.. but that's one of the reasons why him being a sub is great! He constantly makes snarky comments, and the whines that he makes mid sentence makes him sound deliciously hot.
He is restless when you're the one on top, sure he gets the most view out of your body, but come on! He wants to tease you, of course he does. So every once in a while, even when you instruct him to not touch you, he'll be tempted and will quickly reach down to touch your intimate parts.
Despite looking like he cannot go on for more than a few seconds, you'd be surprised at how long he can last! Overstimulating fans, you're in for a treat with him! He can stay awake and give you the hottest show for hours before one of you gives in. Or if Dexter bangs on the door wanting food.
I have to put more here or else the claude lovers will murder me. Put him in front of a mirror if you run out of things to reward him with! He loves seeing your body bounce on top of him— Hell he might even prefer watching him fuck you in the mirror if your moans weren't so tempting!
Aftercare will be lazy lounging in each other's arms. Well, if Dexter isn't complaining loudly outside your room that would happen. Otherwise, you'll have to leave to take care of Dexter while Claude dozes off from the amount of orgasms you two had.
Clint -
Sub Clint? You'll be in for a ride on his shot gun, literally and figuratively. Despite him being the sub, he'll convince you with his tempting whimpers to fellate one of his countless guns.. preferably his favorite weapon.! Yes, even if he is a Sub, Clint has a kink for guns.
He has a thing for seeing you grind on his thigh. Something about it turns him on a lot, and it often makes him want to act like a dom rather than your shared agreement of you domming and him subbing! Don't worry, he won't compete with you. He might just cum prematurely when you get to it though..
Dyrroth -
Oh you will never get him to admit that he's a Sub. Always complaining and groaning about how he deserves to be the one bringing you to your knees under him. Honestly other demons are killed most of the time because they mock the prince for being a Sub. But you'll put him in his place after he finishes his tantrum, will you?
Estes -
Biggest gentle Sub right here! Estes is one to never mess with your nerves and will take any punishment or reward you give him! He's probably the most obedient out of anyone else in this list to be honest and I will not take back my word.
Franco -
How do I say this. Franco is the biggest smallest man to ever have a daddy kink. Usually he'll be all "arrogant dad" with you outside the bedroom. But the moment you bring him into the bed? Oh ho ho! Fucking him will be satisfying.
Gord -
Gatotkaca -
Martis' rival himself being a sub?!! Sign me up! The man would be so embarrassed to agree to your suggestion. But after having your hips and ass absolutely destroyed by him everytime you two did the hoo-ha, it's only fair. Right? So, reluctant agreement
Haha, this hoe as a sub? He'll go back to being arrogant and absolutely test your patience when you dom him. No, seriously! His strict attitude may mask his true personality, but when you catch him off guard, his real attitude will shine through, and he'll push your patience to the edge!
Granger -
Granger has one of the most breathy whimpers of all time and you cannot change my mind! Wait, I haven't talked about what kind of sub he is-.. my bad. He is a loud sub, and is very obedient in any other day. But if he's had a bad day, he'll beg you and try to convince you to let him use his hands on you.. you decide if you want him to or not.
Gusion -
Like you should know who by now, or don't since you skipped all the way to Gusion. He's a bratty sub! I thought it was obvious by his old voice lines, but we can't recover them.. Anyway! Unlike Bruno and Claude, Gusion is bratty in a way that he actually doesn't follow your orders! Complaining more than the other two combined, and having your blood boil!
You have more excuses to punish him now, at least.
Hayabusa -
The man would secretly love it deep down honestly. Being dominant over you for quite a while, he had always fantasized how it'd be if you took the reins. Would you ride him until he physically can't take it anymore? Would you kiss his scars and muscles when he follows your orders of pumping into you? Were the questions he always thought of.
Hanzo -
It'll take some persuading, but you'll soon find out that Hanzo is a bratty sub. But not because it's his natural personality, no. It's because of the Hanekage mocking the poor ninja. He gets flustered from the side comments and falls under your spell. Sure, he could easily take control, but he'd much rather listen to you dom him instead of hearing the whispering of Hanekage in his ear.
Khaleed -
Johnson -
The big guy needs someone to control his gear shift for a change. Well- actually. Your dynamic already is like that. Except he tells you what to do like a damn google map on your phone. So the only noticable change is that you tell him what to do this time!
He's quite an intense sub to be honest. Not in the intense way where he hurts you purposely, no. He's intense in a way that he seems like a virgin everytime you two go at it! He's shy, and would cum too early if you let him get lost in his subspace.
Oh wait, I didn't tell you that he goes to subspace. Oh well.
Khufra -
The petty bitch will never admit the fact that he is a Sub under your control. So you're gonna have fun punishing him and putting him in his place! Promise! Do keep in mind that overstimulating him as punishment will be more of a reward for him rather than.. you know. Punishment. That's not something you'd want if he was being a bitch, right?
Lancelot -
He bucks his hips to earn your attention. And he wants your attention a lot during sex! He's an attention whore, and a shameless sub! Not like he changed from the usual but.. well. It's easier to fantasize about domming the ever living shit out of the prince if I said it.
Lapu-Lapu -
He's a possessive sub, no doubt. Like Yi-Sun-Shin (Spoilers), Lapu fucks you for more emotional reasons. Sure he may seem like a tough leader on the outside, but his image cracks as soon as you get under his skin. Or under his clothes. Not like he wears a shirt but, uh.. Wow that sounded offensive.
Lapu prides himself on the tattoos of his tribe, so it's an instant turn on for him when you cherish the art of his tribe on his torso. Like, one touch or comment and he'll be on his knees. Begging you to go somewhere private so you can sort out his.. problem.
Leomord -
You have no idea how submissive he really is under his very soul. The poor guy has been yearning for someone to take care of him, because he's been protecting Necrokeep for so long. Even when you haven't become intimate with each other yet, his submissiveness is pretty obvious with how he acts around you.
Martis -
His submissiveness is well known around his enemies. They often joke around on how you're the only foe needed to defeat the undefeatable. They'll get killed later on, but after taking his anger out on them for teasing him— You'll be next to him to prove them right once more!
Minsitthar -
The king, your highness himself subbing?! It's not unheard of, but with Minsitthar's.. history with ruling. Newcomers from other kingdoms will be surprised to hear that Minsitthar is rumored to be submissive in the bedroom.
Moscov -
Well, he was already a sub to begin with if I'm being honest. He may be filled with hatred and vengeance, but his demeanor is thin and easily breakable. So you'll have no problem convincing him to be one! Except when he's in one of his moods, goodluck dealing with that. He's quite a baby when it happens.
Natan -
This time travelling fuck needs a slower pace. And you can give him that! By letting himself go, you can do whatever the fuck you want to do with him in a certain period of time for, get this, free! So sign up now and get your time travelling dick! Or hole!
Roger -
Paquito -
He would argue with you when you first suggested it. But when you deprave him of the very thing he had control over, he would eventually submit and agree to subbing one time. But that one time will turn to two, then three, then four.. Okay fine he likes subbing!
Phoveous -
He would love it if you take away Astaros away so he could be at your mercy. He's powerful, but without his vision, his blindness is full, and so is his libido. Astaros would watch though ngl.
Having an agreement of him being a sub is tricky. Mostly due to the fact that his werewolf side is aching to dom you each near full moon, but once you show his werewolf instincts and prove a point. You're in for a ride!! On his knot if you caught him in a bad time, that is..
Saber -
Like Alpha, this man was flabbergasted when you suggested him subbing for you. He's already lost all his memories and you bringing up intimacy? Instant short-circuit in his body. Speaking of lost memories, his gut feeling is arguing over the fact that he'll have to be submissive! He doesn't want that! But, well, you can convince him otherwise. Right?
Thamuz -
Okay look, the King of Fire demons is a tricky one to make subby. What I said is insanely and grammatically incorrect but you know what I mean. It'll take you a while and a lot of struggling during sex to make him agree. Just as long as you show him how dominant you can be sooner, you'll have his permission to dom him in the bag!
Terizla -
Oh you'll be in for a treat with Sub Terizla. He enjoys giving and receiving praise after all!! Intimacy is important to him, so there'll barely be any arguments between you two about your times in the.. bedroom. Or his workshop if you're a kinky bunch.
This boy is strong! So if you want him to manhandle you, he'll have no problem lifting you up and using you like his fleshlight! With your permission first, though.. he might be a tease and will disobey you. Just because you turned him on so much! Well, you turn him on to the point of insanity everyday, but that depends on his self control.
Tigreal -
You know the type that looks like they could manhandle you but in reality you make them do it? Well, Tigreal is the one for that characteristic! This big boy is obedient even if he's afraid of hurting you! Sure you may need to persuade him the first few times, but as soon as you prove to him that you can take him, you have him under your finger. Pants to be exact.
Vale -
His powers urge him to dislike any restrictions of any kind! So, if you want him to sub, you'll have to hold back your.. bondage kink to continuously dom him! Sure, he may whine that he wants to restrict your movements, but if you ask him about bondage, instant no no! Sorry, again.
Valir -
He's a careful sub to summarize it all. He doesn't want to get carried away and accidentally burn you! Well, unless you have a thing for it.. he'll let his powers loose just to bring you pleasure. That's what he wants, for you to feel good after all. Even though he can't admit that he wants to use his powers on you..
Hot bath (tub?) sex will be common for the both of you! Partly because it provides comfort and relaxes your muscles so you can move more flexibly, and partly because that's the closest thing of burning to you that Valir can do. You'll find out about his kink eventually, but you have to be patient.
He may or may not have a temperature kink depending on whether or not you like it. He leans more into the colder side because it makes him feel powerless. Make sure to keep that in mind in the near future ;).
Xavier -
Boy oh boy. Sub Xavier? You could only imagine what would be if he were truly with you in real life!! Xavier is one of the most praise needy sub you'll probably meet. Like, one praise will be enough to get him hard and leaking. His backstory is the one to blame! Not him!
I can't stress enough how much he desires praise from you. He'll follow your orders perfectly to the atom of how he moves! Sure, he might be overstimulated, sure he may be too drunk on sex. But praise is enough fuel for him to go on a bit longer, just for you.
His huge praise kink aside, let him use his hands on you. I promise you it's be worth it. Aside from using his hands to cast spells, he could pleasure you in ways that you didn't know you could do! And that's only mentioning about five techniques he does when he gets his hands on you.
Oh boy! If you use a deep word to praise him, I'll promise you that this man will go feral and possibly lose his mind if you allow him to go crazy. He'll start pleasuring you to the point where you'll start to sob! You can't blame him though, hearing you sound smart turns him on.
Aftercare..? Haha you'll be in heaven! One spell and both you and the room will be clean! So more time to savor each other and just.. relax. Until the 'children' bug you that is.. There'll be aftercare or no aftercare depending on how the teens are starving for the both of your attentions.
X.borg -
Crazy fire subby boy go brrrr. Literally. This guy is the most uncooperative sub to have ever come to be. No doubt, he'll have you punishing him almost every night. Maybe even the day, but no one wants to hear him screaming, well, maybe if you're that kind of sadist but you get the idea.
One word to describe his sub is shameless. He'll be the type to spout nonsense as you fuck in or him senseless. Begging you to go harder? Check. Spitting on you to be a little bitch? Check macaroni, whatever shameless things subs do, he does it.
Let me explain a bit more. He's shameless, yes, but he puts all his trust in you without a second thought. He's passionate about accomplishing his goals, and one of those goals is having you satisfied. Sexually or not. Your patience is something he adores.
You'd be surprised at how much he loves it when you worship the mechanical parts of his body. He hates it himself, so knowing you love every part of him makes him feel like himself again. Before the accident. He'd backhand you with a comment, sure, but deep down. He appreciates you taking care of a mess of a sub like him.
Aftercare mostly consists of both of you taking advantage of his self heating body and cuddling. Soft words are shared here and there, but otherwise. Aftercare is a win-win for the both of you. A peaceful, and memorable event each time.
Yi Sun-Shin -
He's a very babble-some sub, always talking when he's getting lost in the pleasure with you. He can't help it! Not when you're jacking him off faster than he could even process! Most of his babbles are mindless thank you's and moans because he's being overloaded with pleasure. Again, he can't help it.
Because you made him lose his mind from pleasure, you're now obligated to jack him off whenever he feels lost and troubled. No questions, just reassurance you're still there with him every step of the way. Even if you're overseas with him, he'll drag you to a slightly secluded area and beg you to have sex. Hell, he'll be satisfied if he just pleasured you instead!
To be honest, he doesn't do it for pleasure. He does it for emotional reasons instead. He's attached to you, and is deeply in love with every atom in your body. Even one kiss would make him pass out from how much you mean to him!
Affectionate sex is one of his favorites. When you kiss him while he's on top, chances are you'll be too distracted from his passionate affection that you'll forget you were planning to have sex with him! Scratch that, after the countless kisses and littering marks; you'll make love.
Aftercare is quite surprising, most of the time he's the one taking care of you instead of the other way around. It's like he wasn't even fucked out of his mind a few minutes earlier! But hey, as long as you're there. He'll gladly ignore his needs to love you.
Yu Zhong -
Him as a sub is like taking care of a neglected puppy. He'll constantly beg for you to give him affection. It's like he never wants you to lose focus on him and often kisses you so you could pay attention to him, but it's not his fault, okay? He's been so good to you as a dom, so why shouldn't you do it to him as well?
In all seriousness, he's really needy when you take in the role of being dom. If you look away from him or blink for more than a few seconds, he'd become sad and lean up to kiss you if you're on top. He'll lean down if you're still on the bottom though. Kisses all the way when he wants attention.
He's not often loud, but in certain situations. Where you're literally the biggest turn on for him at the moment, he's loud. Like.. really loud. It's not the loud that gives off sub vibes either, it's like the manly moans and whimpers that sounds hot..
He goes crazy when you call yourself his master. Crazy inlove, to be exact. He literally has a legend to revive, yet the way you make him fall into your palm makes him seem like.. yet another normal and needy man. Who's been touch starved and a virgin until he met his future lover.
Aftercare would be.. bizzare at most. It depends on how giving you were. So, if you were very giving, he'd take over everything, and cook you dragon stew.. Yeah.. But if you weren't as giving, he'd be a huge burden and make you get frustrated so you'll know not to be mean next time.
Zilong -
He doesn't hesitate to agree when you ask him to be a sub. You already own his heart the moment you loved him back. So it's safe to say, he's a service switch. But this time, he's a service bottom. Always eager to please you and do whatever you want him to do.
It really depends on how you want him to be, really. Want to overstimulate him? He'll gladly hold back his orgasm and only cum when you instruct him to let go. Want him to do all the work and make him pump into you in whatever position you like? He can go on for hours if you let him be.
If you leave him in charge, but still tell him to be a sub though? You'd be in a ride of a lifetime. Literally. Sub Zilong absolutely loves watching you ride him, and arch your back when the curve of his cock hits just right in your hole. He whines, gasps, and moans out. Just for you to hear, you only.
His brain is literally filled with thoughts on seeing your belly bulge from him. So, if you feel his cock poke through your tummy and you're facing away from him, move his hand to your stomach and watch him melt, and pound into you harder than ever. Whispering thank you's like it's his mantra.
You're in the best of hands when you want to be taken care of. He'll literally do everything in the aftercare list to you before letting you go to bed. The other way around though? He's dead set on cuddling with you, and will refuse other aftercare methods because he just wants to hold you for comfort.
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lame portal-ified disney song by me
*to the tune of "Belle" from Beauty and the Beast*
"Miss Caroline!"
CAROLINE
Scientists' town, Artificial village Ev'ry day New explosions there Underground Full of crazy people Waking up to say:
SCIENTISTS
Oh god! Oh no! Emergency! Hold on!
CAROLINE
Here's Mr. Wheatley with reports, like always I guess, some test-subjects just died Making science, bending time Since the day we dug that mine In the state of Michigan
WHEATLEY
Good Morning, Miss Caroline!
CAROLINE
Good morning, Wheatley.
WHEATLEY
Where are you off to?
CAROLINE
The turret production-line. Mr. Johnson wanted me to count How many bullets per bullet it takes to…
WHEATLEY
Y-Yeah, that's great. Jerry! Down the lift shaft! Hurry up, mate!
MALE SCIENTISTS
Look there she goes Miss Caroline, she's gorgeous Smart and collected, can't you tell?
LADY SCIENTISTS
But she's just some poor assistant!
RICK/ADVENTURE CORE
But her body's like a pistol
SCIENTISTS
She's a heart and soul of Aperture for sure!
MALE SCIENTIST 1
Hello!
LADY SCIENTIST 1
Good day!
MALE SCIENTIST 1
How's hard-light bridges?
LADY SCIENTIST 2
Hello!
MALE SCIENTIST 2
Good day!
LADY SCIENTIST 2
Where's Mantis Men?
MALE SCIENTIST 3
We need more cubes!
LADY SCIENTIST 3
They're in the storage
CAROLINE
We're forwarding the cause of science with our lives!
CAVE JOHNSON
Ah, Caroline!
CAROLINE
Good morning, Mr. Johnson, sir! I was just about to go the bullet expertise…
CAVE JOHNSON
Good, and what's about compensation vouchers? Are they ready?
CAROLINE
Yes, they're on your desk!
CAVE JOHNSON
Give them to the reception.
CAROLINE
Right! Of course!
CAVE JOHNSON
And tell the lab boys we need gel pipes In spheres from 12 to 20 up and running by Tuesday
CAROLINE
Will be done, sir! Is there something else I can do for you?
CAVE JOHNSON
Keep doing what you're doing. Oh, and remind the repair wing guy that we still have that leak in the west hall.
CAROLINE
Yes, sir.
CAVE JOHNSON
Thank you, Caroline. You're a gem.
CAROLINE
Oh, Mr. Johnson.
SCIENTISTS
Look there she goes, the essence of our science! (So close to Mr. Johnson, too) With her long thick brown hair And red scarf around her neck What a puzzle this Miss Caroline must be!
CAROLINE
Oh, isn't this a triumph? All the points of data ready to compute Here's in Aperture Science We can laugh at physics and just hope We won't get sued!
VIRGIL/MAINTENANCE CORE
Now it's no wonder that we kicked Black Mesa Our methods got no parallel
CRAIG/FACT CORE
But we signed their trading pact Borealis is a fact!
KEVIN/SPACE CORE
And my daddy gotta take it into space!
SCIENTISTS
We are the best researching team! We're making portals and we'll win this race!
GREG
Wow! It seems your pep talk got them all inspired, Mr. Johnson! You're the greatest boss in the whole world!
CAVE JOHNSON
I know.
GREG
But there are still some problems with the GLaDOS project. We don't have a required intellect substance.
CAVE JOHNSON
It's true, Greg. But I've got my sights set on one particular assistant.
GREG
You mean Miss Caroline?!
CAVE JOHNSON
She's the one. The only woman whom I can trust to run the facility the way I used to.
GREG
But she's -
CAVE JOHNSON
The most loyal assistant I had.
GREG
I know, but -
CAVE JOHNSON
That makes her the best. And don't Aperture Science deserve the best?
GREG
Of course it does!
CAVE JOHNSON
Right from the moment when I met her, saw her I said she is the one we need! She's the energy, no resting And has passion for the testing So I'm making plans to put her in the charge!
LADY SCIENTISTS
Look there He goes Isn't he handsome? Oh, Mister Johnson He's the best! My circuits blow I'm hardly breathing He's such a tall, clever and charming man!
[some banter that I cut out, because i had no inspo]
CAROLINE
We're forwarding the cause of science with our souls!
CAVE JOHNSON
Just watch, She's going to outlive you all!
SCIENTISTS
He chose Miss Caroline to be his heir It's such an honor, to be fair!
LADY SCIENTISTS
But what if she doesn't want it?
MALE SCIENTISTS
Then we make her, like he ordered!
SCIENTISTS
'Cause she really is our only hope She'll live forever like a God She'll rule facility for long Miss Caroline!
#portal#portal 2#portal stories: mel#portal caroline#portal glados#portal cave johnson#portal wheatley#portal virgil#portal rick#portal space core#portal fact core#portal greg#google who greg is if you don't know lol#i am cringe but i am free
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The Untamed review: episode two!!
Yes, Wei Wuxian, Little Apple IS a picky eater, because he deserves only the best and KNOWS IT
Bro's complaining about a donkey to a donkey, what a guy
"You're like MY master"
"Yo, there's a well!" Wei Wuxian immediately moves out of the way, what a gentleman
HE'S JUST TALKING TO THEM, WOAHHHH
Wei Wuxian helplessly listening to them argue over his inventions is so funny to me
"IS WEI YOUR DAD?!??" "HE'S MY IDOL!!"
The way that Wei Wuxian just gives up and peaces out
Fighting with a donkey now
Take the fucking apple, you dumbass
How old is this woman? She looks about twenty five
IT'S JUST LIKE IN MINECRAFT
Push her off, it'd be so funny and no one would know
Yo, what is Yan doing?? She's busting some moves
Does he just flick any random person?
Ohhhh, I see
Got killed by the mist, that's an embarrassing way to go
Bro is dead, goddamn. Poor lass has no soul
This woman has been through so much, she doesn't deserve it
Someone's catching humans, cannibals in every universe
JIN LING!!! <3
Laughing at the richness of people
"Naur, stay up there. See you later xoxo"
How is this woman here????
LITTLE APPLE BEHAVE YOURSELF
It's fine, he's wearing a mask that covers his eyes
"It's you?" Aw shit, the guy who was a baby when you were around is onto you
Joking, he knows Mo Xuanyu
Mock him and see how it ends up
BRO JUST INSULTED HIM BECAUSE HE'S MOTHERLESS
Stop trying to get up, jesusss
Nice throw
He looks so done with people's shit
STOP FUCKING MOCKING HIM, WEI WUXIAN
Oh, hey Jiang Cheng, you're baby girling quite hard today
No need to crush it
"break his legs? No, feed him to your dog, kiddo"
His boyfriend has come to rescue him
"I'm so unlucky today", on the contrary, I think you're very lucky, these characters are key to the plot and you didn't even have to go looking for them!!
I like the music that plays when the Lan Clan is around
Lan Jingyi stepping up for his father- teacher
Lan Sizhui, how do you know so much
HE CAST THE SILENCE SPELL, I LOVE HIM
He says it like a slur hahahaha
Lan Wangji is too busy mewing, don't break his streak!!
"If you don't get that spirit, don't come back to me!!" Jin Ling was never seen again 😔
He's like a grumpy toddler, I love him so
"Don't worry, we'll pay for the nets we broke!" "Nuh uh!!" Lan Sizhui, you're an angel, don't listen to him
HIS MEWING STREAK NOOOOO
Nice voice though
"I thought I saw my boyfriend 😔"
There are spirits in the lake, I wouldn't suggest drinking from it
Jiang Yanli 😭😭😭
Stop smiling, you're hallucinating
Slander my boy and sees what happens
Slap yourself, go on, like the books
Don't put the blame all on him!!!
Nice, like the books
Feel the shame
That cannot be comfortable, those are literal rocks
LITTLE APPLE!!
He's like they're little leader
That's a fast old man
Lan Jingyi's first instinct is to point a sword at an old man, lmaaoooo
"anything strange here?" "Duh"
Leaving him alone while he's trying to give important plot information, rude
Glowing grass, what the fuck
I think you should eat some
He just wants to clean, leave him alone
WEN QING!!!!!!
Flashbacks lmao
Where'd the old man go
Dirty
No way is that naturally formed
Lan Jingyi, you're surprisingly knowledgeable..I didn't know you could read
Jin Ling and his group of people
AAAAAHH WHAT THE FUCK
"what's up baby girls"
Ugh, it's been moving for a while now
Maybe you should, I don't know, LISTEN TO THE GUY WHO KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING??
Also, y'all ditched him, minus points
"We're out" "fuck, y'all are gonna soooo be punished"
The look he gave, as if this isn't like, a sixteen seventeen year old. No, wait, he's probably eighteen...how old was he before Wei Wuxian's death? ANYWAY
Criticising the Lan education system while you're at it
"wait, you can't be crazy, because that makes sense!!" Lan Jingyi my beloved
Shit, my cover as a crazy person has been blown
Are they having a mewing contest or what?
Well done, Lan Jingyi
WHERE'S MY NEPHEW
I swear it wasn't that big before
Y'all are doing a shit job at running from something this slow
Nice attack, it's still stone though
Dude, listen to Lan Sizhui
"Hey, my sword 🥺😔"
Considering this flute playing is supposed to be shit, it's not too bad
"ugh, you're playing the flute this bad? You must be crazy" Lan Jingyi, make up your mind
STOOOOOP JIN LING
Nice kick, it's still stone though
WEN NING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE'S HERE TO KICK SOME ASS FOR YOU!!!!
They both look mildly terrified
Dude killed it so easy, well done. Naur, it's just an illusion.
"y'all, no need to be scared, the Yiling Patriarch ain't here" he's standing over there, wearing a mask
I THOUGHT THE LANS WERE BETTER THAN THIS
Luring him over with shitty flute playing
LET GO OF THE COMEDIC RELIEF
His robes are even blowing, just for you
Me leading my next snack away from the bag
Walk faster, goddamn
"hey bbg, it's been a while"
Listen guys, I know you're in love but there's a corpse there
He flew away, like Jesus
So...how is everyone surprised when they do turn out to be gay???
DON'T PIN THE BLAME ON HIM. MY MAN'S IS GUILTY BUT PRETTY
Uhh uh oh. Mom and dad are fighting again
Lan Wangji already looks so bored
The fucking GLARE I CAN'T
"Take off the mask!!!" "Nuh uh, I'm too handsome"
Lan Jingyi needs to stop being smart, it's scaring me
Stoooop, he didn't kill his brother
Okay, so he did, but he didn't want to!!!
He passed out, okay man
Answer the stupid call
FAMILY!!!!!!!
They're so happy 😔
Give him what he wants, it's SYMBOLISM
Lecturing him better than Lan Qiren
You lost him already, not very good at this, ey?
Alcoholic
Of course he will, it's Wei Wuxian
They're so happy :(
#four being a dumbass#Four's live review#mo dao zu shi#cql#the untamed#the untamed spoilers#wei wuxian#lan jingyi#lan sizhui#lan wangji#jin ling#jiang cheng#jiang yanli#little apple#wen qing mentioned!!
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I'm reading summaries and transcripts, and once in a while forcing myself to watch episodes of anything after season 3 of Smallville (solely so that I can rewrite them in a way that's much more coherent (and CLexy, but that goes w/o saying))... and my GOD, they are so dumb sometimes. Poor Michael. having to convincingly say shit like "your girlfriend was possessed by the ghost of a witch" with a straight face! (Side note what the actual fuck is the plot in this season? Season 4 is insane and I don't even want to talk about it.) Yes the show has always been a little goofy and has some storylines that are questionable... but they are really pushing it now.
Also one of the main strengths of the show is the chemistry between Michael and Tom, and yet they have full episodes where they don't even interact, and it's just like, *what* are you doing?! And then to top it off, each summary just gets more and more ridiculous and complicated as the seasons goes on, and I'm just like oh thank god I have simplified it in fanfiction! They are no damn witches (because let me not even get started on how witches are portrayed in most TV shows!), there are no spirits floating around trying to possess people (just because you have Kryptonite around does not mean you get to hand-wave literally anything at all. Why in the hell would a Kryptonite nodule or some dust cause ghosts to exist? It affects *living cells* with *radiation*. I don't even understand why they would make a decision like that. They really must have been desperate for stories already, and we're not even halfway through the show yet).
I'm not going to even get started on my main gripes with the show that have existed from the beginning, like turning Superman into a self-serving, abusive, selfish liar who lies, or the fact that their main "villain" was created out of victim-blaming and abuse and then everybody's just gleefully happy for Lex be treated like shit for no fucking reason whatsoever, while his Literally Evil father is turned into some kind of pseudo "good" guy. Cuz yeah, abusers should be redeemable. but their victims should end up alone and tortured and treated like shit by everybody around them. That totally makes sense. I won't get started, I really won't, because I will be here all day. Or the fact that nobody seems to have figured out that Clark is a meta at the very least, when he does all kinds of weird shit all the time. These people are smart. Chloe and Lex especially are not fucking stupid by any stretch. It just simply would not have taken them four or more years to realize that he could easily one of the mutants in town. Nobody would be shocked in the slightest; but they play it like they're just too stupid to figure it out, and it's terrible because Clark is the worst liar in the universe.
Also, somebody who's not yet Superman is not going to be fighting beings like Doomsday when they're still like 20. It's just not going to happen. I'm not even getting started on creepy stuff like how they're totally sexualizing someone who's playing a minor because she is their eye candy on the show. Lana and Kristin deserved better! The female lead who basically existed to further the two guys' storylines for like three seasons finally gets her own story... but it's about being possessed by an ancient witch or some shit? They are actually sexualizing her near death experience, like some kind of creepy PG snuff film (who actually made the decision of trying to make Lana being slowly suffocated a weird sexy vibe?! So fucking problematic I don't even know where to start). And then the male lead's other love interest is summarily killed by their cardboard cutout villain of the week with his lack of character development, simply so that she can't get in the way of Supes' future storyline, because she was literally created only to be a roadblock to his future goals, masquerading as something to keep him from actually being lonely to death. All she did wrong was to wish she could free of stigma about Mental Health... then shortly afterward, when she was essentially killed about it, he turns around and is fine again because he gets a football scholarship. What the fuck?! (Yes, I'm looking at you, Pariah).
I can't even with this show sometimes. I'm so glad I quit when I did. I tend to forget how insane and Incredibly questionable a lot of it is until I have to watch something of it in order to rewrite it. But I guess that's why there's fanfic in the first place!
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alive lilith au thoughts. whatever. im stupid
that feeling when your disobedience towards your father + your love for someone you were never supposed to meet, let alone fall in love with and now will never see again literally costed you everything but your family stood with you even though they shouldn't have and now you're all stuck in a land that's the opposite of everything you've ever known with piles and piles of guilt weighing you down instead of white wings and a halo. ahaha. NOT TO MENTION!!!!!! you've been assigned as the avatar of wrath so you can feel your temper getting worse every second so you lock yourself away from the family you don't deserve when all you want to do is apologize to them buuuuut you can't <3 lmao.
maybe try never loving anyone ever again before your impulsive nature takes over and you end up doing something you regret? can't be worse than this but worth a shot!
oh. oH. OH. OHHHHHHHHHH HEYYYYYYYY it's that feeling you haven't felt since being with him. you'll handle this well, won't you? this definitely won't lead to a lot of self-destruction and the anger that you hate so much coming at you full force until you break down...
and now couple gazillion years have passed and hey you can talk to your family now yipeeeee but there's still a ton of issues like how you kinda just hate humans and their world and your father and your everlasting never ever ever leaving GUILT but hey that doesn't matter rn because your eldest brother's boybestfriend just announced an... exchange program? with the celestial realm?? and the human world??? is he insane???? what do you mean the human will be living at the house of lamentation. does the guy hate you. well, it's not like you can oppose him. you hope the poor thing dies survives in hell, powerless as they may be- what do you mean the human has power. they have pacts with some of your brothers?? how?? they've been here for two seconds. well now you gotta meet them-
...but then the human is there. the human you swore you hated because they're a human and he was a human and he was kind and they're even kinder and-
your family is there. the family you could never even just say you hate, even if your sin consumes you whole. and your family lets you talk. they let you cry. they don't judge you. they don't hate you. they love you.
and you love them.
there's a sigil on the human's skin.
he kissed you there, long ago.
#ok. dies#how long was i writing this#ugh. goddamn#from me#rambles#obey me#8#lilith obey me#obey me lilith
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