#don’t worry i’m a professional

[mo-mode]

As a screenwriter, I can think of literally so many ways they could have padded this episode to make it more gripping and satisfying for the audience. Like, there’s a lot of things I would like to expand on, but specifically who agreed to make the fight scene so short?? Give us Percy swinging desperately until he can’t even hold up his sword. Give us the chimera playing with him like a cat plays with a mouse. Give us Annabeth and Grover screaming and banging on the door until Grover, their protector, has to be the logical one and drag Annabeth back to the pod, not because he’s abandoning Percy but because Annabeth is also his to protect, and for once, she isn’t in her right mind, and he can’t lose them both.

Anyway, Rick, if you need another writer on your team—

[rad-batson]

Hey! Update for y’all :) so since this was written on Final Draft, I can’t just copy and paste my script to AO3 without manually rewriting the whole thing into a HTML format I am unfamiliar with, so I honestly have no idea how long that could take and I’m still on the fence about it. (And for people saying I should somehow get this in the hands of DC, I was never really going to do that anyway. With all the strikes rn, I can’t. But I can use it as like a spec script so rest easy 👍🏻) BUT I’ve decided the easiest way to share it is by posting each page as a photo on here (for now) Which means I need to work ten pages at a time. So once I’m done proofreading the first ten, I’ll post it here. If you don’t want to miss it, you can follow me or turn on notifs for this post maybe? Idk maybe I’ll make a hashtag but that’s all I got so far. LOVE YA

Okay I honestly can’t even explain how this happened but I think I wrote a 50-page-long pilot for a Keeping Up With The Kardashians parody called The Waynes with an Arrested Development kinda feel (based on some tumblr post, everyone’s seen it before) and now I have no idea what to do with it cuz I poured my heart and soul into this comedy shit show (affectionate) like Do I post it here? Do I call up DC and dangle it in front of their faces? Do y’all want snip-its? Do I submit it to a poetry slam? I’m broke af but I need someone else to see it, okay? I worked really hard on it and it deserves an audience >:(

[marbleboa]

Out of all the possible options for Sakurai post-Claw I am always absolutely delighted by the comedy in the Smilemart decision. Just like. Imagine you are the manager at this convenience store. Many of your previous hires are older teens or college students just looking to make some money part time. The most severe looking man in a suit walks in for an interview like he took a wrong turn on the way to the corporate office.

He opens his very official looking briefcase retrieve his resume, upon catching a glimpse of the inside you see that was the only thing in there. The resume in question is well laid out design-wise but after a moment you realize there is just a single job listed. When asked he provides a well-spoken response on his focused work ethic and experience in a position of management—however, it’s so vague you still can’t quite figure out what exactly this job was. He apparently never finished middle school. Strange as the whole situation seems to be you give him a shot and even while he never loses that odd intensity of his he quickly ends up being the most hard working employee you’ve ever had.

[whumpy-wyrms]

GUYS i have to give a six minute demonstration speech for my oral/interpersonal communications class later AND. AND like two weeks ago when we were planning it i didn’t know what to do it on so my teacher said something art related since she knows i like to draw. so i chose to. to give a speech in front of like 20 other people in my grade on HOW TO DRAW ANTONNNNN AND I’M FREAKING OUT BECAUSE THAT SPEECH LS TOFDAY AND I HAVENT PRACTICED IT AT ALLLLLL LMAO IM SO FUCKED

[thealogie]

Welcome to the doctor who fandom, there is no exit, it always pulls you back in one way or another.

I’m actually normal about doctor who but I also deeply understand being unwell over stuff and the doctor who fandom is by far the Most I’ve ever encountered. I love posting about it and getting ten different opinions in my ask that are all reasonable but all wildly contradict each other.

[starteas]

I don’t really like sharing my opinions online now that I have a bigger audience (even now I tend to just delete most of my posts and keep it to reblogging/posting art) but sometimes I wish I could dip into talking about random stuff again without feeling like people’s scathing eyes will always be on me.

[strawbubbysugar]

I saw you mention in an ask that you work as a concept artist. First of all that's insanely cool??? Secondly could I ask how you got to work in that field? And in what industry did you find a job? You don't have to answer if it's too personal, I just REALLY wanna work in that field too and I have had no luck so far

I’m super lucky to have gotten my job, the industry is REALLY tough!! I went to school for both 3D animation & graphic design, and the company I was hired at had just opened a new department so I was able to work to build that division of the company! :)

[cockandolls]

I should make a photo set so I stop taking doll photos in front of my like… pills and drinks and stuff. But I got a sweet little slumber party blind box and pulled a Taro Doll.

I am becoming obsessed with these adorable little babs. I think I might have to get into the 1:12 BJD scene. These are just too freaking cute. And all the best props and dollhouse accessories are 1:12 scale too…

[floral-hex]

fuck, I hate telehealth, but ya know, I think I’d actually like it if it was in minecraft instead of a video call. Let’s do therapy in roblox or something.

[jelliebeanbitch]

I CAN DO THIS!!!! I CAN LEARN TO BE A THEATER DESIGNER!!!! YES I AM JUST STARTING OUT AND DOING THIS FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!! THATS CUZ IT IS A TRADE AND YOU LEARN A TRADE BY PRACTICING!!!!! SO I AM GOING TO PRACTICE DAMMIT!!!!

[mo-mode]

do you think the peach scene (cmbyn) or the bathtub scene (saltburn) is worse? on a personal level ofc

I think worse can mean a lot of things, but if you mean worse as in like how gross the scene was then 100% the bathtub scene.

Because that’s what it was supposed to be. The bathtub scene was supposed to be disgusting and make you feel grossed out. Oliver was violating Felix’s boundaries and trust, which is what grossed me out the most, but the physical act is what a lot more people hated, and that’s probably why the writers included it. It crossed a line no normal run-of-the-mill person would cross.

The peach scene wasn’t supposed to gross people out as much. That’s why the lighting was all soft and gentle when he did it. In my opinion, it was supposed to showcase how weird coming of age is sometimes and what discovering yourself actually looks like: it’s weird, and no one wants to admit it. But when Oliver finds Elio out, instead of calling him weird and being grossed out, Oliver makes a joke of it, and when Elio starts crying, he consoles him.

If you mean worse as in like evoking the intended reaction, they were both perfect scenes for me because they did exactly what they were supposed to do for me, but I think the peach scene was a bit less successful to a general audience.

The bathtub scene evoked the feeling of gross obsession. It made me believe that Oliver was so infatuated with Felix and that he was willing to do things that are considered reprehensible and disgusting to get closer to him. He was blinded by that obsession, and he had no moral inhibitions to stop himself from doing these things despite knowing they were wrong. That’s why he waited until Felix left the room. The general audience agrees with this.

Meanwhile, the peach scene showed me Elio’s curiosity and desire to explore himself, and I think that’s exactly what they intended. However, a lot of people don’t want to admit the weird things they’ve done out of curiosity and a desire to explore themselves (whether they’re admitting it to themself or to others or both) so most people’s reactions to the scene are “ewww gross” when I’m sure a majority of people can remember a time when they either did something similar or came quite close to it. I can’t prove that, but I think it contributes to the overall reaction. Either way, I think the peach scene was less successful in translating that message because most people talk about its weirdness like an outsider rather than someone who can relate.

So in conclusion: the bathtub scene was the grosser kind of “worse” which is exactly what it wanted to be so props to that, and the peach scene was the storytelling kind of “worse” because a lot of people couldn’t quite get past the weirdness enough to consider the intended meaning of it. But they were both amazing. I only prefer the peach scene because ✨ pretty colors ✨ and I’ve decided that CMBYN is absolutely my favorite movie of all time now.

So yeah! Thanks for asking :)

[pumpkinsouppe]

It’s getting a little embarrassing that I’ve gone to this er so many times the staff remembers me LOLOL

[autism-disco]

i could be a film composer,,,

[herawell]

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[chaosnojutsu]

one of my students had a full blown meltdown in class today because another boy is “bullying” them for being into minors. i repeat, an eleven year old is being “bullied” for expressing romantic interest in people their own age by another eleven year old. what do i even do with this

[smylenol]

The other night.. I left roses and an 8 of diamonds outside a cozy opera house.

I returned to ‘the scene of the crime’ two times after doing so. One return trip last night, and one again this morning. This morning, the card and one rose were gone.

Who could’ve taken it? A drunk? A playful, controlling man? A young lady who likes the colour green? A young man whose thoughts soar like robin feathers? A police officer on their down time? A jealous racist? A Pulitzer Prize-winning storyteller? An extremely brilliant canine? (Maybe tomorrow~)

Hahaha. Fufufu. Kekeke. Ooh-hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo

There was a story once about The Joker tracking down a blog writer named Steve, and murdering him. Can’t remember the title series, if it was Bee & Arh or if it was Detective Comics or pfah !

..what if they made a deal with some dark magic to possess them, instead? Now, Jack Napier is.. supposed to be evil, isn’t he? I can’t help it, darlings. I just.. even despite the baldness and guilt, I just.. feel like the world’s most diva cosplayer with a them there swingin’ a’ swangin’ (heee-he-he-he~)

I just feel so boss on these streets, like Basil of Baker Street is QWERTY-coding a would-be detective clownboy. 🔎🎭🃏🦇

Duh-nuh-nah-NAH-NUH

Oh, right. Sin? Virtue? I’ll keep contemplating, I promise. That’s a fact. And these choices are to be strenuously considered in a gentlemanly plus wise fashion.

Speaking of fashion, I bought a new coat, and.. I’m almost fully complete. I went fully crazy last.. Tuesday. The purple man. And someone on the inside. One of the senators has a bomb! Is a bomb? Keep your stick on the ice! Oh yah, oh yah, oh yah..

Oh by the by…! The inside of my coat has.. some Montreal Canadiens colours. What little red hasn’t been toxified out of my heart is as red as my beloved country’s leaf. :}

((We all know these streets should be safe for parents and their kids at any time of the day or the night. If you’re a ne’er do well, feel fortunate I abstain from armament.))

Upcoming Alberta Jack Napier fit!