ezra | he/him | picture by awesome tumblr mutual tea-n-stuff | the coolest and tiredest guy around, renowned for being normal about music and enjoying music normally and music music music you get the idea
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nice shirt but at what cost (cold)
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[before showering] i must go to bed posthaste. nary a minute to waste! sleep awaits!
[after shower] i need to stroll through the entire museum of natural history on google streetview. this is of vital importance at 11:38pm on a worknight
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have you ever shipped something so hard that you become irrationally happy and make a sound akin to steam escaping from a kettle everytime they so much as stand next to eachother
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virgin historical accuracy freak vs. the chad artistic anachronism enjoyer
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u take off the outer layer of an onion and the next layer is kinda thin and papery. so u take that layer off too, and well, the next one is also unusable. you keep peeling until youre left with a tiny little thimble of a clove of onion. from deep within you understand this is todd howards fault
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fandom discords
day 1: this discord server looks fun *clicks join*
day 500: so here's what happened during my pelvic exam today,
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you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works
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on other names of my animals in stardew valley, meet Old Man Yaoi
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As someone who's aroace the hear me out trend is really amusing to me because there's like a scale that goes from most conventionally attractive person you've ever seen to how would you even fuck that
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Me: It’s 2017, no one wants to hear Gravity Falls meta
Also me: Stan never believed Gideon was an actual psychic—even though he knew supernatural things were possible, and even though everyone in Gravity Falls was against him, Stan always insisted he absolutely knew Gideon was a fraud. Why was he so certain?
Gideon always called him “Stanford.”
Anyone with real mind-reading powers would’ve known that was actually his brother’s name, and he was living under a false identity
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