#do they walk around the town

[panaceatthedisco]

It's been over a month and I'm still wondering where the boys go/what they do at night

[ryan-sometimes]

Recently I’ve been getting anons and comments doubting the validity of some of the stories I tell on here. There’s nothing I can do to convince you that the stories I tell on here are completely genuine. All I can say is that they really are. I only post the wackiest, most interesting or funny stories of my life on here. You don’t get much of the boring day to day stuff.

Truth is, I come from a very long line of crazy people. When my dad was in med school he and some friends planted a small homemade bomb in an abandoned bathroom at their university. His roommate stole a pancreas from the corpse lab and put it in a girl’s backpack. The entire med school was suspended because no one owned up to it. My uncle would sneak out at night with my grandma’s car and she’d find out because she’d check the mileage and see it’d gone up, so my uncle started driving her car backwards since that didn’t increase the mileage. He got arrested driving her car backwards on the highway to another town. My uncle would steal my grandpa’s shotgun, tell his friends to jump in the pool, and start firing it randomly at the backyard. My cousin genuinely had two weed smoking girlfriends who were also girlfriends with each other. My great uncle had an affair exposed by having his intimate photos and videos with his mistress sent to the family groupchat by people who stole his phone, all because they were salty that my aunt told them to go fuck themselves when they messaged her asking for money. My aunt took out all her life savings and moved to another state to build a bunker because she believes the apocalypse is coming, and she didn’t even take any of her children. I don’t know how to tell you this, but life is just stranger than fiction sometimes. The sample size of life stories you get on my blog are just the instances in which that’s true.

[letswonderspirit]

Doodles

[yellowistheraddest]

fyi my favourite genre of games is 'guy that can walk around town/big environment'

[brother-genitivi]

restarting my shitty job tomorrow

[hella1975]

so there's a reason my new job got back to me so quickly about my application and that's bc it's an absolute fucking shambles like actually perfect timing for me to decide to rewatch the bear bc i have never more felt like ive been thrown into a broke on-its-knees establishment trying to crawl its way up the ladder where i am somehow a godsend to them. my old job was crazy and shambolic in the sense that the industry is just Like That but this one?????? insanity. every 5 mins i am questioning what im doing with my life. ive already had a walk-in fridge moment

[ghostlynimbus]

I want Steve to get a job as a dog sitter/ dog walker

[skys-archive]

Sometimes exercising just means dancing a little to some music in your bedroom, and that's okay!

(this is specifically relating to physical disability but this is true for literally anyone and I don't mind if you talk about in other ways- it won't be derailing this is important for everyone)

[arendaes]

Mission accomplished, grass touched ✅

The last picture was as we were leaving and I realized that since I was in the mountains I probably should've gotten a picture of, you know, the mountains 😅

[eldritchborn]

I want an au where illithids are just like any other race- where with all the other races walking around you also have the squids. They have jobs they are good at, there is no plans of domination or if there is its small extreme sects.

I imagine they deal with issues cause of diet and reproductive cycle, but im thinking it's taken care of by just having the main form of execution being just giving criminals to illithids.

Basically I want ome to be able to walk around freely.

[soulmvtes]

HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE TO LOVE YOU BABY

[genekies]

tag vent

[shiny-miltank]

man what a weekend. I went into lunch with my pizza launchable and came out twenty minutes later with things once again on fire political wise lmao.

and my lads, if you go into a cat rescue listing off extreme specifics, practically shopping for a kitten with certain color aesthetics, and not even taking the time being borderline hostile for me to politely explain the odds and ends of what a shelter is trying to do while showing you very friendly and cute other cats, and maybe a kitten isnt a good fit for your older, modest cat --

then please step on a sharp corner lego piece on the way out.

[kirby-the-gorb]

[shiqingxuanz]

colored in a meimeng sketch today

[beeduoo]

would u try