#divorced but never married

[tierrlist]

hear me out

[einpressens]

Love these two

[fieryqueenofallsharpobjects]

He even has to literally share custody of a kid

I refuse to elaborate

[bruciemilf]

We all know how flustered Battinson would be as a first time dad, but can you imagine him when half the rogue roster AND JL members come to them after Jason gets adopted?

Naturally, they assume he’s Bruce’s biological kid. And chaoes quickly comes knocking.

Harvey is VERY ready to be a dad. Too ready. “Don’t even worry about it, even if we’ve had our problem, OBVIOUSLY I’m the father, and I’ll be there every step of the way.”

“What.”

“There’s no need to hide the truth, Bruce, I’m not mad. I’ll be the best dad I can be. I won’t even let Two Face show him how to shoot a gun.”

“I already know how to do that :D”

“WHAT?”

“What did I tell ya?” The seamless switch is blink-and you miss it, but not for Bruce’s sharp eyes. TF just grins, switchblade sharp, ruffling at Jason’s hair, “That IS my boy.”

Clark sheepishly approaching Bruce one day, sitting down at the JL cafeteria table. His handsome face fashioned a bare earnestness which only confuses Bruce MORE.

“Hey. So, we should probably talk about Jason, right?”

“What.”

“I’m really sorry if I did something that made you feel like you couldn’t tell me. But I’m ready to step up. So when should I move in?”

“We haven’t slept together, Clark.”

“Bruce, I think I’d know my kid when I saw him.”

Hal can’t take this anymore. “HE’S A MAN?” He pauses, “Also, why am I not questioned? I could be the baby daddy! I could SO be the baby daddy!”

“Go away, Hal.”

“Yeah ok.”

[atlaskatyellow]

[kevindavidday]

love how the twinyards locked in when fifth year of university started lmao aaron proposed to katelyn and andrew permanently shifted neil up into his bed. commitment brothers, never to be outdone. absolutely pathetic losers stupidly in love with their s/o

[qquokkari]

can’t decide if i actually think this is funny or not. well anyway

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[cod-dump]

Price: We're the only two people on this planet that doesn't think we're married

Nik: We don't think we're not? We both KNOW we're not

Price: I'm beginning to have my doubts...

Nik: Don’t tell me I have to convince you too...

Price: The only difference between us and other married people is that we can't even get a divorce

Nik: We get married now and I can start the divorce proceedings in the morning!

Price: Why Nikolai this is so sudden...

Nik:

[superbat-lmao]

Jason and Roy get married in all 50 states.

It takes them about 15 years, what will all the marriage and divorce paperwork that has to be filed, but they do it.

The first few marriages and divorces are a Vegas wedding, a New Jersey divorce, and Californian wedding, a Californian divorce, and a New Jersey wedding. Everything after that has been an ongoing bit the two of them can’t stop doing, much to the consternation of their families.

Bruce and Oliver always seem to be discussing upcoming wedding details and if any of the JL ask it’s always the same kids.

JL Member: I thought they were already married?

Other JL Member: I thought they were already divorced??

[yuunos]

Assorted Darkstorm doodles from twit

[slitherred]

Weddings are soooo last decade. It's all about Divorces now.

[dreamyzworldlove]

my toxic trait is that i think chiron and mr. d have explored each others bodies atleast once and that affects how i read their interactions

[alverelover]

[aleksanderscult]

That Darklina moment when Alina created their children with merzost then used them to kill him and brought a building on his face only for Aleksander to ask her to become his Queen the next time they meet will never NOT be ICONIC 🛐

[weareallgonnaliveforawhile]

Crossguild HC

When Shanks finds out about Crossguild, he's actually convinced that his Exes got with Crocodile in a poly relationship and is devastated.

The entirety of Crossguild is doing their absolute best to make it clear that the day they fuck any of the other members is the day they lose every ounce of their meager self-respect, but Shanks keeps walking in on them in 'odd' scenarios and any progress they had with convincing him is ruined instantly.

At one point he walks in when Buggy has lost his temper and is yelling at Crocodile a bit, his limbs floating. Shanks is instantly brought to tears and is like 'Oh my god, you're yelling at him while shaking your disembodied limbs angrily...you used to do that to me when we were together, I guess you've really moved on...' Crocodile and Buggy both just...stop and share a look of mutual look of 'What the fuck is he going on about?' before being disgusted that they had the same thought, which only proves to further cement them as a couple in Shanks mind.

I need to make it as clear as possible that for Crossguild, the thought of dating each other hadn't even crossed their minds. They'd honestly be fine with faking it to fuck with Shanks if they weren't so uniquely horrified at the idea of dating each other. This can end in a slow burn where they actually do end up getting together or them just getting slightly less homicidal (and gaining some grudging respect) to each other cause

'You know clown? If I had to grow up with that red motherfucker like you did, I'd kill everyone on that ship. Respect to you for not doing that.' '

...thanks? I guess Crocy. And you know, Mihawk? If I was married to that bastard, I would've actually killed myself so honestly respect for not doing a murder-suicide.'

'Thank you, believe me, it crossed my mind.'

[euphoriaface]

divorce finalized with dan now ash is my new comrade in science