#divorced but never married

[velichorus-k]

Ships two people but not in a romantic way. Ships two people in a ‘they’re obsessed with each other way’. Not qp btw they're just weird about each other

[einpressens]

Love these two

[fieryqueenofallsharpobjects]

He even has to literally share custody of a kid

I refuse to elaborate

[bruciemilf]

We all know how flustered Battinson would be as a first time dad, but can you imagine him when half the rogue roster AND JL members come to them after Jason gets adopted?

Naturally, they assume he’s Bruce’s biological kid. And chaoes quickly comes knocking.

Harvey is VERY ready to be a dad. Too ready. “Don’t even worry about it, even if we’ve had our problem, OBVIOUSLY I’m the father, and I’ll be there every step of the way.”

“What.”

“There’s no need to hide the truth, Bruce, I’m not mad. I’ll be the best dad I can be. I won’t even let Two Face show him how to shoot a gun.”

“I already know how to do that :D”

“WHAT?”

“What did I tell ya?” The seamless switch is blink-and you miss it, but not for Bruce’s sharp eyes. TF just grins, switchblade sharp, ruffling at Jason’s hair, “That IS my boy.”

Clark sheepishly approaching Bruce one day, sitting down at the JL cafeteria table. His handsome face fashioned a bare earnestness which only confuses Bruce MORE.

“Hey. So, we should probably talk about Jason, right?”

“What.”

“I’m really sorry if I did something that made you feel like you couldn’t tell me. But I’m ready to step up. So when should I move in?”

“We haven’t slept together, Clark.”

“Bruce, I think I’d know my kid when I saw him.”

Hal can’t take this anymore. “HE’S A MAN?” He pauses, “Also, why am I not questioned? I could be the baby daddy! I could SO be the baby daddy!”

“Go away, Hal.”

“Yeah ok.”

[atlaskatyellow]

[qquokkari]

can’t decide if i actually think this is funny or not. well anyway

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[portalmonsterrr]

Modern AU where Alhaitham and Kaveh adopt baby Nahida  to save their failing marriage and somehow it works

[cod-dump]

Price: We're the only two people on this planet that doesn't think we're married

Nik: We don't think we're not? We both KNOW we're not

Price: I'm beginning to have my doubts...

Nik: Don’t tell me I have to convince you too...

Price: The only difference between us and other married people is that we can't even get a divorce

Nik: We get married now and I can start the divorce proceedings in the morning!

Price: Why Nikolai this is so sudden...

Nik:

[yuunos]

Assorted Darkstorm doodles from twit

[dreamyzworldlove]

my toxic trait is that i think chiron and mr. d have explored each others bodies atleast once and that affects how i read their interactions

[alverelover]

[slitherred]

Weddings are soooo last decade. It's all about Divorces now.

[whichcouldmeanothing]

BILL: So, Danny here mentioned you, uh, had a chat yesterday, and he got straight on the phone to figure out the next best step for someone as loyal as you. ERIC: You both know what CRMS is. It's a retirement home. BILL: More time for your family. You deserve this.

INDUSTRY 3x07 "Useful Idiot"

[diazheartsbuckley]

Love that scene where Eddie is like “Chris is hanging out with his Buck today”

HIS BUCK???

HIS??? BUCK???

Not uncle, not just Buck, but his Buck

What even is that definition??

I’m so fucking obsessed with it

We don’t need any other explanation for it

Buck is Christopher’s Buck

And Buck is Eddie’s Buck

It’s literally just his name but he’s their Buck

This has been a rant, thank yewww

[veri-berri]

Sorina, Dolores, Igraine, my beloveds. Evil, evil, evil beloveds.

Sorina belongs to @chaora

Igraine belongs to @uniquevocashark

If you like toxic lesbians, you need to read the fic. Go follow @uniquevocashark and

READ 👏 THE 👏 FIC 👏

[skeletoninthemelonland]

Heya starbs I was wondering something, if springtrap was insulting ballora what would be the insults?