#Kaveh

[samanthaaether]

Hermana de alhaitham

Hi how are you, can you make a alhaitham ×sister child female reader.?

Yes I can!!

I kinda went overboard with this one but it’s so cute 🥹

Alhaitham definitely helps reader study

I’d imagine him with a reckless younger sis

And here’s some extra sht

The others also babysit her but cyno and kaveh are very reluctant to hand her back

[leisomnium]

some more idol au fem haikaveh doodles bc ive been thinking about them today

[asterielle-png]

Kaveh strawpage drawing :3

[sunvosu]

🤗

[mikidates]

Kaveh sketch

[insadmnia]

This is available as a shirt on my Etsy now!

Very self indulgent Kaveh-

heavily inspired by suugrstudio’s shirt designs

[nonbinarylocalcryptid]

Haikaveh incorrect quotes 'cause I'm back on my bs

Alhaitham: This is Kaveh, not my assistant. He's a... Some other word.

Kaveh: I'm his carer.

Alhaitham: Yeah, my carer. He cares so I don't have to.

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Kaveh, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often?

Alhaitham , confused: I mean, this is my house, so yeah.

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Kaveh: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.

Alhaitham, without looking up from his book: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.

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Kaveh: Are you ready to commit?

Alhaitham : Like, a crime or a relationship?

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Alhaitham: Cause your pretty and your smart, and your ignoring me so your obviously my type.

Kaveh, who was distracted: I'm sorry- what were you saying?

Alhaitham: Perfect.

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Alhaitham : I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Kaveh: Wow. They sound stupid.

Alhaitham : But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Kaveh: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Alhaitham : I guess you’re right. Hey Kaveh, I love you.

Kaveh: See! Just say that!

Alhaitham : Holy fucking shit.

Kaveh: If that flies over their head then, sorry Alhaitham , but they're too dumb for you.

Alhaitham : Kaveh.

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Alhaitham : Did it hurt when you fell-

Kaveh: From Celestia? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-

Alhaitham : No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.

Kaveh: ...

Alhaitham : You just laid there for 15 minutes.

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Kaveh: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!

Alhaitham : In a dating type of way, or an assassination type of way?

Kaveh: I don't know, surprise me!

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Alhaitham : We should be partners.

Kaveh: You mean like, partners in crime?

Alhaitham : Yeah... that’s precisely what I meant, because I have another revolution in mind.

Kaveh: I'm in.

Alhaitham: ...

Alhaitham: Kaveh, no.

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Kaveh: This date is boring!

Alhaitham : This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

Kaveh: Then why did you invite me?

Alhaitham : I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Alhaitham I'll do whatever I want!

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Alhaitham : My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Kaveh: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Alhaitham : That one. I want that one.

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Kaveh: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

Alhaitham : I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

Kaveh: I said within reason, Alhaitham . How about I murder that guy?

Alhaitham : So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?

Kaveh: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

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Kaveh: Alhaitham , you love me, right?

Alhaitham : Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

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Kaveh: We’re getting married, bitches!

Alhaitham: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

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Alhaitham, talking to Cyno about Kaveh: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH HIM AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? HE DID. HE KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.

Cyno: First, it's 3am, fuck you.

Cyno: And second, you could have waited another month.

Alhaitham: What, why for?

Cyno: Because now I owe Tighnari money

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Alhaitham : Kaveh and I are no longer friends.

Kaveh: ALHAITHAM THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!

Tighnari: Cyno owes me so much money...

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Alhaitham : I love you.

Kaveh, not paying attention: What was that?

Alhaitham : I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

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Alhaitham : I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.

Kaveh: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to work on my commissions.

Alhaitham : I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

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Kaveh: *Laughs* Babe, you had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing—

Alhaitham : We’re married.

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Kaveh: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!

Alhaitham : The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.

Kaveh: Stop.

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Alhaitham : If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.

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Alhaitham : Are we fighting or flirting?

Kaveh: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-

Alhaitham : Your point?

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Kaveh: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid.

Alhaitham : You always act stupid.

Alhaitham :

Alhaitham : Wait...

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Kaveh: Alhaitham and I are no longer dating.

Alhaitham : Kaveh, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.

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Alhaitham : Are you trying to seduce me?

Kaveh: Why, are you seducible?

Cynari bonus

Tighnari: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

Cyno: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

Tighnari : ...

Tighnari: You mean ring bearER, right?

Cyno: ...

Tighnari : Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

[winter-choco]

[chocolatedonut8585]

lil sketch of Kaveh!

[teirlys]

just an animation about the acquaintance of young Kavethams

(I forgot about a social network like tamblr, so I didn't post anything)

[hjbiscus]

god i love kaveh

[microwavedpuppet]

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♀️✨(idol au ish haikaveh?)

[also-abysswenn]

whatever. pony kavetham.

[driftinghorse]

can we please read the genshin impact essay🥺

the people have asked, and i shall answer

i cant believe i had to lore drop like the entire game just to get to the end of alhaithams story quest because im PRETTY sure my prof doesnt play genshin (at least.... i hope he doesnt AJDJSK)

but yeah heres the essay for your perusal :D

[lunazepotato]

Getting beaten up by college assignments and also cramming for my first ever convention in my area. So imma put this soon to be photocard of kaveh here.