One time I knew a couple who were getting divorced but neither of them wanted to move out of the house they shared so they did really petty things to try and force each other out. The wife had the walls painted red (A color that the husband hated) and the husband wrote a poem about how she broke his heart and had it framed and hung up outside the bedroom they used to share, along with his wedding ring. And like, if that isn’t grade-A levels of petty I don’t know what is
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This has probably been done but I couldn't find one
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this came to me in a dream
TFA Soundwave is a baby and thus can't have a divorce....... yet
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i love how charles and erik’s relationship trope is strangers to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers
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Bill: (trying to get Ford to take him back)
(Name): (picks Ford up like a sack of potatoes) Oops, got your man! Shoulda treated him right, now he with a real (redacted), he loves it over here!
Ford: Yeah, I love it over here!
(Name): You want him back? Too damn bad!
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