#disabled humour

[mxmorbidmidnight]

Summers coming, you know what that means

𝓟𝓞𝓣𝓢

[noagskryf]

Apparently, the words "i'm gonna do some baking" are worse than any horror movie if they come from your brain damaged child who has no sense of time, space, common sense, or any knowledge to do with baking

[noagskryf]

The only time my body should be trigger warning'ed is before i comb my hair in the morning because it has a mind of its own. My weird gait and speech impediment have NOTHING on my gravity defying hair

when people add “#tw: medical” or “tw: disability” on my personal posts I want them to get sucked into a tornado

[valtsv]

not my usual kind of posting but i genuinely hate how unpleasant having chronic gastrointestinal issues makes your life. even if it was more socially acceptable i would still be in excruciating pain every single day of my life just for doing something that's necessary to live. the fact that it also makes other people think you're disgusting and embarrassing just compounds the misery.

[69constellationsinatrenchcoat]

DID/OSDD is just the duplication glitch with personalities

[jarjarblinks]

guys should i go to med school? because based on my health care team, all you have to do is gaslight patients, tell AFABs they have hysteria and Black people that they can’t feel pain. is that— should I go for it I guess? /sarcasm

[whitewolfstracks]

Walking around town today with a wooden cane left after my grandfather, because I don't want to risk another flare-up: call it Remus Lupin core

[realasslesbian]

Personal but: tomorrow I gotta call my neurologist's office and ask them to transfer my medical record to my doctor, so that he can sign off on my disability pension, and I can't wait to hear what excuse I'm going to get for why they cannot perform this basic fucking task. It's gonna be like "actually because we write our medical records on circle-shaped paper we're unable to scan it into normal square-shaped paper format, so that's why we can't transfer your medical record, guess you'll just have to choose between death by seizure or death by starvation uwu". And I know anyone reading this will be thinking I'm just being silly and dramatic and to that I say: tune in tomorrow and find out lmao

[mxmorbidmidnight]

Yipee!! Yayy!!!Now I can get bullied for my tics and my cane!!! Yayyy!!!! (Sarcasm)

[noagskryf]

I'm usually very defensive and guarded in medical spaces because a lot of doctors that I've met are incredibly incompetent, but the moment i see my absolute bestie Chris the phlebotomist, all guards are down and we're chatting away. Absolute legend she is. She's the only reason i haven't given up on the medical system.

[a-queer-mess]

it's that time of the month (the few days I'm unmedicated because I forgot to order my prescription)

[yardsards]

on one hand it's probably for the best that there were no jokes about rainer's disability but on the other hand, rainer absolutely strikes me as a fellow member of the "uses our visible disability for lame puns and prop comedy" gang

[mobbothetrue]

houghrgrhrgghrgh the agonies <- wants to make money

[jarjarblinks]

little shop of horrors, you mean, my body?

[pynapplepyro]

I'm disabled because God saw my petty ass and was like 'Gotta nerf her'

[misforgotten2]

One year out of 15,000,000,000? That must have made a person feel special.

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