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mxmorbidmidnight · 29 days ago
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Summers coming, you know what that means
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noagskryf · 25 days ago
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Apparently, the words "i'm gonna do some baking" are worse than any horror movie if they come from your brain damaged child who has no sense of time, space, common sense, or any knowledge to do with baking
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noagskryf · 3 months ago
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The only time my body should be trigger warning'ed is before i comb my hair in the morning because it has a mind of its own. My weird gait and speech impediment have NOTHING on my gravity defying hair
when people add “#tw: medical” or “tw: disability” on my personal posts I want them to get sucked into a tornado
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valtsv · 8 months ago
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not my usual kind of posting but i genuinely hate how unpleasant having chronic gastrointestinal issues makes your life. even if it was more socially acceptable i would still be in excruciating pain every single day of my life just for doing something that's necessary to live. the fact that it also makes other people think you're disgusting and embarrassing just compounds the misery.
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DID/OSDD is just the duplication glitch with personalities
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softbutchthatlovesyou · 7 days ago
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I know it's just so haha funny to joke complain that people stand on the airpprt moving belts but can you guys actually be tired of joking about disabled peoples accessibility tools not working in your favor? I'm standing still because I'm in fucking pain and still need to reach the other end of the airport. That's for me and other disabled people to get around easier with heavy luggage. Not because you feel the need to larp sonic as a grown adult.
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jarjarblinks · 3 months ago
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guys should i go to med school? because based on my health care team, all you have to do is gaslight patients, tell AFABs they have hysteria and Black people that they can’t feel pain. is that— should I go for it I guess? /sarcasm
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whitewolfstracks · 2 months ago
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Walking around town today with a wooden cane left after my grandfather, because I don't want to risk another flare-up: call it Remus Lupin core
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mxmorbidmidnight · 4 months ago
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Yipee!! Yayy!!!Now I can get bullied for my tics and my cane!!! Yayyy!!!! (Sarcasm)
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noagskryf · 4 months ago
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I'm usually very defensive and guarded in medical spaces because a lot of doctors that I've met are incredibly incompetent, but the moment i see my absolute bestie Chris the phlebotomist, all guards are down and we're chatting away. Absolute legend she is. She's the only reason i haven't given up on the medical system.
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realasslesbian · 1 year ago
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Personal but: tomorrow I gotta call my neurologist's office and ask them to transfer my medical record to my doctor, so that he can sign off on my disability pension, and I can't wait to hear what excuse I'm going to get for why they cannot perform this basic fucking task. It's gonna be like "actually because we write our medical records on circle-shaped paper we're unable to scan it into normal square-shaped paper format, so that's why we can't transfer your medical record, guess you'll just have to choose between death by seizure or death by starvation uwu". And I know anyone reading this will be thinking I'm just being silly and dramatic and to that I say: tune in tomorrow and find out lmao
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petit-sapin · 8 days ago
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Everyone in my household has some sort of stomach issues. My partner has an IBD, I have severe IBS and our roommate is on medication that consistently messes with her stomach (alongside probably having IBS too).
We all drank iced coffee today at about the same time.
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rachymarie · 12 days ago
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High-masking mfers could practically beg the healthcare department for help for months with tears in our eyes* and they will still say "soz but you're not suicidal so you don't need help but here's a weekly educational group for an illness you don't even have and u are not allowed to talk about anything but the specified illnesses which you don't experience making you feel more alienated and isolated than ever lolz"
#*loljk flat affect/emotional blunting#tw suicide mention#it's like nothing but suicide violence self harm etc (if even those) ever gets appropriate support#I'm just being honest#havin a mighty rough morning for the first time in ages#undiagnosed autism things#schizospec#schizospec problems#high-masking#high-masking autism#high-masking schizospec#somedays I haven't the foggiest how i am fooling anybody into thinking i am anything other than completely insane#late-diagnosed autistic#still waiting on my official diagnosis too#it must have been months now that I've been waiting since the possibility of a funded assessment was raised#and suddenly I feel like I am.. running out of time?#it's kinda torturous ngl and even knowing that even once DX is secured there is NO support for adults other than online communities#(which means more rambling and embarrassing myself)#hidden disability#invisible disability#actually autistic#autism in women#late diagnosed autistic women#high-masking problems#obv suicide is very serious but i have been doing everything in my power to not go down that road#and it's like they are beckoning me towards somethong more serious just to get any mental health support system back up#like “you are not severe enough 4 therapy” me: “oh that a challenge?” *drops my 7-year remission in favour of psychosis + hospitalization*🙄#tumblr staff like “🙄 oh not this bitch again”.. hey at least i still have my (bad) humour#why is it that the people struggling the most to function in this neurotypical world are the ones w the least financial means for therapy#make it make sense
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jarjarblinks · 8 months ago
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little shop of horrors, you mean, my body?
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a-queer-mess · 1 year ago
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it's that time of the month (the few days I'm unmedicated because I forgot to order my prescription)
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yardsards · 1 year ago
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on one hand it's probably for the best that there were no jokes about rainer's disability but on the other hand, rainer absolutely strikes me as a fellow member of the "uses our visible disability for lame puns and prop comedy" gang
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