#disabled humour

[mxmorbidmidnight]

Summers coming, you know what that means

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[valtsv]

not my usual kind of posting but i genuinely hate how unpleasant having chronic gastrointestinal issues makes your life. even if it was more socially acceptable i would still be in excruciating pain every single day of my life just for doing something that's necessary to live. the fact that it also makes other people think you're disgusting and embarrassing just compounds the misery.

[the-angry-acrobat]

[chronicillnesshumor]

[softbutchthatlovesyou]

I know it's just so haha funny to joke complain that people stand on the airpprt moving belts but can you guys actually be tired of joking about disabled peoples accessibility tools not working in your favor? I'm standing still because I'm in fucking pain and still need to reach the other end of the airport. That's for me and other disabled people to get around easier with heavy luggage. Not because you feel the need to larp sonic as a grown adult.

[jarjarblinks]

guys should i go to med school? because based on my health care team, all you have to do is gaslight patients, tell AFABs they have hysteria and Black people that they can’t feel pain. is that— should I go for it I guess? /sarcasm

[whitewolfstracks]

Walking around town today with a wooden cane left after my grandfather, because I don't want to risk another flare-up: call it Remus Lupin core

[petit-sapin]

Everyone in my household has some sort of stomach issues. My partner has an IBD, I have severe IBS and our roommate is on medication that consistently messes with her stomach (alongside probably having IBS too).

We all drank iced coffee today at about the same time.

[mxmorbidmidnight]

Why do PE teachers have it out for disabled kids? Did god himself descend to earth to tell these middle aged men to force disabled children to play dodgeball?!!? Sure I’ll run the fucking beep test but only if you’re willing to dig my grave and bring cucumber sandwiches to my funeral.

[meangan-thee-lesbian]

Personal but: tomorrow I gotta call my neurologist's office and ask them to transfer my medical record to my doctor, so that he can sign off on my disability pension, and I can't wait to hear what excuse I'm going to get for why they cannot perform this basic fucking task. It's gonna be like "actually because we write our medical records on circle-shaped paper we're unable to scan it into normal square-shaped paper format, so that's why we can't transfer your medical record, guess you'll just have to choose between death by seizure or death by starvation uwu". And I know anyone reading this will be thinking I'm just being silly and dramatic and to that I say: tune in tomorrow and find out lmao

[rachymarie]

High-masking mfers could practically beg the healthcare department for help for months with tears in our eyes* and they will still say "soz but you're not suicidal so you don't need help but here's a weekly educational group for an illness you don't even have and u are not allowed to talk about anything but the specified illnesses which you don't experience making you feel more alienated and isolated than ever lolz"

[a-queer-mess]

it's that time of the month (the few days I'm unmedicated because I forgot to order my prescription)

[yardsards]

on one hand it's probably for the best that there were no jokes about rainer's disability but on the other hand, rainer absolutely strikes me as a fellow member of the "uses our visible disability for lame puns and prop comedy" gang

[jarjarblinks]

little shop of horrors, you mean, my body?

[mobbothetrue]

houghrgrhrgghrgh the agonies <- wants to make money

[pynapplepyro]

I'm disabled because God saw my petty ass and was like 'Gotta nerf her'