mxmorbidmidnight

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Does anyone have any avengers self insert fic recs except with no romantic relationships? Mwah mwah thanketh thee in advance.

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I love soup. Don’t love my neurological disability that much though.

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Helpsr im melted ng

Goth after exposure to the Australian heat (dire situation).

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Honk tuah.

@specss00

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i love how goose you are. you’re just so goose. honk honk/pos

I art in love with this ask. HONK HONK🔥🔥🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🗣️

IM JuuuSt an ORDINARY GOOSE DOMETIMES I GET LAZY I GET BORED I GET SCARED I FEEL IGNORED I GET HAPPY I GRT SILLY I choKE ON MY OWN WORDS

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Goth after exposure to the Australian heat (dire situation).

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Only if you post it first

Some things need to stay in the drafts

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Update my parents did not enjoy ceechynaa. Almost as much as they don’t enjoy my existence.

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A day in the life of a useless Australian goose.

Wake up meet the ex wife Sharon‼️🔥‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥❌❌❌🫵🫵🫵 Then we have our daily divorce💪💪💪💪💪

Look here it’s specckenyzie my little princess.

Time to fuck off and take shazza to cricket practice.

In the arvo we fuck on down to the pub in our thongs and budgie smugglers for some right old day drinking.

Aussie classic meal right mate, irresponsible alcohol consumption and this shit.

Yeahhhh mate throw on the fursuit and go chase the cockies off my fucking lawn. That’ll TEACH THOSE CUN—‼️‼️‼️‼️❌❌❌🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Broke: tell my parents I’m a medieval goose shapeshifter eternally bound to tormenting the English monarchy

Woke: talk about geese and medieval Europe 24/7, send cryptic messages in Shakespearean into the family group chat and replace common words such as hello with honk so that family members now communicate with me through goose sounds as a “joke” without realising I have tricked them into supporting my identity. Honk honk you hath been fooled

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POV captain clockwork shoes you their latest trinket finds

This is a cosplay of @capn-atlas oc.

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have you heard of untitled goose game before

They made a game about my divorce with carol!!! I took up embezzlement and smoking after the twentieth divorce (this was before the unionising of all my exes back in 1893 mind you).

(Sorry late reply tumblr hid the ask from me).

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Dearest Shapeshifter, I appreciate your spam, fair goose. Hullabaloo

HOOOBKKK!!! SORRY TH REPLY IS SO LAT. I art having techniCal difficulties. back in my day we didn’t have none of this technology. We sent messages by engraving code onto a cherry seed then spitting it at our neighbours

@stansavvy tag because its been a while. HONK HONK

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Hey. I'm apart of cripplepunk too but I'm on the shier side of stating my conditions. I was also diagnosed with fnd. I wanted to know if I could talk to you privately about it. I haven't seen anyone on tumblr with it.

Aaah!!! Sorry this ask got lost in my inbox!! I would love to converse with thee! I hath been looking for another with FND to converse with!!

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Some things need to stay in the drafts

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I love thy art style

WAAA heyhey you got a persona or a oc or uh little creature that represents you? and if so can can i possibly draw them,, with me or smtbjng :3 im not good at writing i wanna draw me with a few of my moots for me giving my thanks of everyone being here c:

omg I'm honored uhhhh I don't have anything very current but I have this old crappy digital drawing of me I did a few months ago and that'd be okay I think

tysmmm!!! Im once again honoured to be ur moot