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get to know me uncomfortably well 1, 20, 22, 67 (:

/lh

1. What is your middle name?

As to what it is I shalt not say (a shapeshifter never tells) but I will say it’s a Korean name (my halmeoni and halabeoji chose it).

20. Are you religious?

I practice witchcraft, and while witchcraft in itself is a craft the way in which I use it and my allighnment to its practices I believe makes “witch” the best description of my religion. I am also a pagan (Celtic, Norse), much of my practice is shapeshifting based (I elective my own kind of shapeshifter magic invented by myself). That and much nature based spirituality.

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?

The mighty goose is the law. HOOONKKKKKk❌🫵🫵🫵🗣️🗣️❌❌❌‼️‼️❌ (goose is on the run pls send money for my car knee surgery I am stuck in the Brit land again)

67. Can you name all the states of America?

Let us have a crack at it.

Idaho

California

Michigan

Detroit

New York

Ohio

Tennessee

Texas

Washington

Nevada

Wisconsin

Alaska

Hawaii

Los Angeles

New Orleans

New Hampshire

Brooklyn

Massachusetts

Malibu (I learnt that from tv haur haur)

Arkansas

Mississippi

Alabama

Atlanta

San Francisco

Pete

Michigan

Detroit

I art realising I only know the ones that have memes or regular appearance in the strange Disney tv shows I watched as a child. In my defence I can name the Australian states. NSW, victoria, western Australia, Tasmania, Australian Capital Territory, Northern Territory, Queensland

Oh wait never mind had to google the last one, forgot about South Australia my b.

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*places pirate on our shelves of stolen faces* a tribute for the shapeshifter? How lovely.

@mxmorbidmidnight IT WONT LET ME OUT OF YOUR BLOG THERES NO BACK BUTTON HELP IM TRAPPED I HAD TO RELOAD THE PAGE I THINK A PART OF ME IS STILL TRAPPED

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you know what I need? a tag for when the goose is harassing me/lh

maybe "#help me it's the goose" or "#the goose is scaring me" or smth

got any suggestions, goose man?(/genderneu)

I usually put when I the good and mighty goose is out on ththe town frightening the neighbour children under the tag #morbid lore.

However something along the lines of this

Bewareth boy (gender neutral) I art coming for thee and I art honking. *temu ad plays on loop*

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Looking over my camera roll to see if there are any old makeup photos I haven’t posted yet and 90% of them I forgot to pose and just set up my camera boomer style and the other half my thumb is partially over the camera. So enjoy.

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Me when I’m a noodle.

Oh no it seems I am a noodle

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What you see if you would just subscribe to goose premium like a good boy. But no you had to call customer service

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While this may look like wholesome bonding I ensure you this is in fact an evil gathering of evil with an evil goose spreading evil gay goose propaganda to the moderately evil small gooses.

Observe: the elder goose is telling the young geeses about the gender hat man.

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How tf did I end up here.

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How to tell the difference between a duck a goose and a swan.

There are differences I tell thee sillytonian creatures! A goose is not a duck for a goose is indeed a goose! I, thy local unfriendly goose shalt clear it up for thee.

This is a duck

• It has a bill that is quite wide and flat, overall it had a small and compact body then a goose or swan.

• ducks tend to be more colourful than geese as well. Geese are often gray, white and brown but ducks can have shades of green and more vibrant colours (does not always apply but if it is colourful chances are it is not a goose)

This is a goose

•Geese have a longer lifespan. Ducks remain monogamous to their mate for a season and do not typically mate for life, geese often mate for life or for long spans of time. Both live with either with a mate or in a flock.

• geese typically have longer necks, longer legs, larger bodies and larger wingspans than a duck. See:

• If you look at the beak of a duck and a goose you can see that a goose often has a knob on the top of its beak or at the very least more dimension compared to the flatness of a duck bill.

• Scientifically ducks and geese are classified by the number of bones in their neck. Ducks have sixteen or fewer neck bones while swans and geese have between 17 and 24.

• (There are exceptions to all these rules however these things mostly apply)

• Swan are the largest of the three in all ways with a much longer neck, wing span and heavier body.

And now the final test. Identify the duck the swan and the geese in this image

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Whenever I speak to an AFAB person there’s almost an 100% guarantee they have some kind of health issue that they should be seeing a doctor about, but don’t because “I’m just being dramatic”. I know people who have had relentless chronic pain to the point they are unable to move an entire limb, people who had asthma for years and never saw a doctor about it, girls I’ve grown up with who will be gone for a considerable amount of time and when they come back say “oh you know just period cramps”. I’ve experienced this myself, subconsciously dismissing my own pain due to the amount of times I’ve walked into a doctors office or spoken to an adult I trusted and been told “it’s good for you to struggle a bit” “it’s not that bad”, “stop trying to get attention”.

A medical issue that is debilitating or uncomfortable in your life is something to see a doctor about. You’re not dramatic for not wanting to be in pain all the time, for not wanting to feel terrible and tired and sick. Being in pain all the time is not just something that you’re supposed to live with.

Dismissing people for their pain is yet another thing that makes health care inaccessible.

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When I have one foot paralysed or am having a bad mobility day my walking looks like the Jack sparrow run. Do with that what you will.

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Conservatives, yes you are right o be afraid of pride month What is pride month backwards? Goose On the eve of the solstice of the dawn of tbof homo gay month, I morbid M Mkdnight, gestaltwandler, Versipellis, shapeshifter plague upon John of England, goose of the highlands, slayer of turkeys the very manly and masculine shalt rise beyomd this mortal flesh and claim thy world as my own. Goose is watching.

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New aesthetic: Goth after a day in the Australian sun. Tis not spooktacular…Tis sweaty….

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captain jack sparrow is genderfluid captain jack sparrow is genderfluid jack sparrow is genderfluid jack sparro—

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“Tourette’s acceptance” when the tics….make me tic….and they see it happen and then they call me annoying and rude

“tourette’s acceptance” mfs when tics aren’t convenient little uwu kitten sneezes and are actually things like yelling, cursing, and hitting:

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Shakespeare quotes art my personal favourites. Tis nothing like a DO YOU BITE THY THUMB AT ME SIR to handle any incidents of such kinds.

Funniest possible responses to being barked at in public for gearing:

"Hell yeah brother!" *bark back*

"NO. BAD DOG. We do NOT bark indoors."

"ONE OF US. ONE OF US." (works best as a group)

"I can tell you where I bought the [tail] if you're interested."

"Aww, does Puppy want attention?"

" 2/10. You need to work on your accent."

"Can I pet your dog?"

"Thanks! You're pretty cool too!"

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It does astound me that some think an ai can out write me. This is generations of queer trauma dear wench. Tis no being of man’s sculpting, no machine or artificial intelligence that can combat or even stand in the silent gallows of my melodrama.

Can ai live in this state of suspension and fluidity of gender and identity, marred by the constant pin prick bursts born from the reactions that come when the skin of an artist touches that of this world? Does ai have gay divorces so catastrophically shit fuck piss that they shatter realities? Hark I say! By my faith. Nay! Prithee drop such sillytonian ideas, return to gruelling in thy inglenook if thou will.

I was made to create, scream, bite and disturb. Ai was made to satiate. That in itself is not “writing” I say. Tis an insult to I who carries this pledge of poetry, a dedication to parrying by the substance of the world in order to pass my songs on so tenderly.

Whether you like my writing or not, whether it is good or bad, ai can never hope to replace it.