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#damian is crying#dick is disappointed#jason is not surprised#and tim#well tim is asleep#so what he doesn’t know won’t hurt him#batman#bruce wayne#robin#gotham#batman and robin#damian wayne al ghul#jason todd#nightwing#red hood#red robin#jarro the boy wonder#jarro the starro#jarro#robin jarro#jarro the robin#dick grayson wayne#dick grayson#tim drake wayne#tim drake#batfamily#batfam#dc#dc comics#detective comics comics
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Dick who climbed on anything as a child. Even in public, especially in public. The moment Bruce looks away, he is climbing something to get as high as possible. The first times, it gave Bruce an heart attack. Now, it's just a headache.
People pass by and ask if they should call the firefighters, and Bruce tiredly tell them "He is fine, he can get down on his own.", like people with cats.
Imagine, you're walking out of some building, only to see a 10 years old standing on top of a lamppost, having a discussion with his dad guardian at the bottom.
"Dick, get down."
"Make me."
"Get down or you're grounded."
#bruce wayne#dick grayson#batman#robin#dc comics#my ramblings#sometimes Bruce doesn't even know how Dick got where he is#he looked away for a second and now Dick is in the ceiling#of course Dick doesn’t get down because he knows the threat is empty Bruce is using his “tired dad” voice not his “disappointed dad” voice#really different for a Batkid you can still get away with a lot with the “tired dad”
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I'm golden-child!Jason and not-even-a-silver-egg!Dick truther for life, and that's so funny.
Bruce is used to the chaos he calls his son, so when Jason actually behave, Bruce is soooo confused.
Like, what do you mean Bruce can tell him to not do something and Jason will??? Obey??? The order??? Dick would never.
Bruce, fully prepared for scandal: You are not allowed to jump from one wardrobe to another, it's dangerous for you.
Little Jason, who has no idea why he should: Ok? I wasn't planning to anyway.
Confused Bruce: You wasn't?
Little Jason who are scared to touch anything here, because it probably costs more than his life: I don't want to ruin the mansion...
More Confused Bruce: You don't?!
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Bruce: so, you are saying that if I tell you to sit in your room and read books, you will really sit in your room and read books?
Little Jason, who has no idea why he shouldn't: Yeah?
Bruce, whispering to Alfred: I didn't know they could do that.
#Dick on the background is heavily disappointed#he wanted a cool little brother not this nerdy one#he wants to make a refund#batman#batfam#batdad#batfamily#dick grayson#bruce wayne#jason todd
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There comes a time in every Robins life where they realize that crying will actually get them out of this.
#you get captured by some henchmen and start bawling about how you’re disappointing Batman#they will let you go with some parting words of encouragement#goon 1: don’t be so hard on yourself buddy. you’re doing great#goon 2: that roundhouse kid of yours? great! you knocked at Johnny’s tooth#good 3: thure did kid#Robin#dick Grayson#Jason Todd#Tim drake#damian wayne#stephanie brown#batfam
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Bruce is the type of person who crosses his arms, shakes his head in disappointment and goes: “In my TWENTY FIVE YEARS OF VIGILANTISM I have NEVER seen such astoundingly horrible behaviour” and then go on a two hour lecture
#of course both his kids and the JL gets those lectures#although if dick is present they have a slightly less intimidating effect#because he WILL mouth the entire speech behind Bruce cause of how many times he’s had to sit through it#everyone is feeling the Disappointed Dad Effecf#dc comics#batman#batfam#dcu#batfamily#bruce wayne#dc robin#dick grayson#nightwing#justice league#incorrect dc quotes
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Dick strongly dislikes the texture of cake and Tim hates cheesecake. The problem is that they both said they liked it when they were young (lied) so they have to pull potentially disastrous maneuvers to switch their dessert plates and eat it as fast as possible.
Alfred knows. He just likes watching them struggle.
#sore rambles#dick and tim not wanting to disappoint their grandfather pov#same my man#batfam#dc#dick grayson#tim drake#batfam headcanons#batkids#batkids headcanon#grandfather alfred 💯#alfred pennyworth
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Gee, thanks DC! You Just Turned Bruce Into An Irredeemable Ass.
So, at the end of Gotham War Bruce has officially lost everything. Alfred is still dead, Selina is "presumed dead" and Bruce is both financially and morally broke. Why, you may ask, is Bruce so much worse off this time? Let me count the ways.
He preformed a psychic lobotomy on Jason
The "it's for your own good" excuse only makes the mental rape undertaken by Jason's own father that much more heinous.
Just when you think Bruce can't sink any lower he does. When Dick recognizes that Bruce has lost it, he attempts to use a failsafe disconnect that Bruce himself built into the system. How does Nightwing get thanked for that? Well that brings us to number two on the list.
Batman attacks up his eldest son for doing what he's supposed to do when Batman has gone rouge.
Bruce beats him up because nothing proves you are in control of your sanity like hitting your children. While Dick is holding back, Bruce does no such thing. He hits Nightwing hard enough to send him flying. It could have gotten even worse if Tim hadn't shown up.
Tim arrives and attempts to talk some sense into Batman.
Tim tries to talk Bruce down. It doesn't go well. When Robin is trying to help, as he always does, Batman uses the attempt to reason with him to put the smack down on his son. Bruce could have killed Tim but apparently feels no remorse or guilt.
If there was any teeny tiny little doubt that Bruce will not win the Father of The Year award in 2023 it died a horrible screaming death when Batman abandons his children to potential arrest. Yes, he left a batarang for Dick and Tim but any glimer of possible hope associated with that action was instantly extinguished by Damian's reaction to Batman's callous betrayal.
Bruce abandons Damian.
Look at Dami; he's devastated. Since he came into Bruce's life, Damian has struggled with feelings that he can never earn his father's love and respect. Well, that negative self-image was reinforced in way that may never be repairable. Bruce just utterly destroyed a 13 year old child because of his inability to feel any kind of empathy.
And how does this all end? The best part is that Bruce takes all of his parental responsibilities and dumps them onto Dick.
Thank you Chip Zdarsky and Trini Howard. You've taken Batman from being an edgy anti-hero and made him into a callous monster. Part of me hopes that Bruce never comes back because he doesn't deserve his family.
The only positive aspect in this convoluted mess is that Damian and Tim will be far better off with Dick than with Bruce. Yes, Tim is mostly independent but he still needs guidance (particularly since Tim's first instinct is to try and save Bruce). Damian is essentially Dick's son emotionally anyway so this might help to sustain the positive character growth we've seen in him as of late.
The point of this rant is to wonder what on earth DC thinks they're doing. This story arc has been pure character destruction as far as Bruce is concerned. It's bad storytelling too; rushed, frenetic and massively disappointing.
Hasn't the popularity of Good Dad Bruce in Wayne Family Adventures proved that fans are tired of Bruce being a dark depressed and brooding edge lord? We all accept that Batman is a character with deeeeep issues who is in desperate need of therapy. I, however, draw the line at Bruce being an abusive a**hole.
In years to come when fans wonder when Batman jumped the shark, this is the plot line they'll point to.
#bruce wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#batman#nightwing#tim drake robin#damian wayne robin#batfam#dc stands for disappoints continually
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Just once I would like a Peter stuck in Gotham story where Tony gets dragged along with him for the ride.
Like they drop down and Tony is like
“Not an ideal situation, good news is we’re not dead. Bad news that looked like a one way trip for us. We’ll cross that bridge when we get to it. Now we should focus on short turn goals: food, water and a place to stay, everything else can wait.”
I want Tony to be out there working his ass off from helping people with broken items then getting a job at wayne enterprises and starting a technology revolution in this dimension because he just can’t stand how out of date everything is and then running to pick up Peter from the rich kid school and the two of them trying to do reconnaissance and failing miserably.
Peter for his part is having a great time with school and his new vigilante gig.
Peter’s vigilante friends in school are worried about how bruised Peter looks sometimes and think that Tony is abusive before breaking in and just hearing Tony being a mother hen.
Then one breakout things are not looking too good and Spider-man just says
“Karen, activate Papa Protocol.”
And then like ten minutes later in comes Ironman with a bone to pick with the rouges.
Bruce doesn’t know if he loves Tony or hates him but his kids find him hilarious.
#writing prompt#marvel x dc#peter parker#tony stark#bruce wayne#just let peter have some support#tony doesn’t go out in the ironman suit a lot bc it’s was damaged on the way here and very flashy#tony after running home due to a code Papa: you know I’m a little disappointed no one invited me#Bruce watching tony be a suave and charismatic man in front of reporters to give him an exit#knowing full well this is the same man who wear stained t-shirts in the lab while headbanging to ACDC and drinking old coffee#Brue: hm.#Dick: i mean he’s not the worst you’ve ever gone for#Tim: either you marry him or i beg to become peter’s brother#Bruce: he’s annoying I want to kiss him#bruce wayne x tony stark#i guess?
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Baby Switcharoo
Here's another short dpxdc prompt
"Daddy!" Dick instictively caught the kid before she kissed the floor despite knowing she can fly and-- wait a damned minute. That is not Mar'i.
Meanwhile...
"Papa!" Danny smiled as he braced himself for the flying missile of a child that raced to him. He swirled them around when he caught her making her giggle as her legs swing. Hold the fuck up-- This is not Ellie.
#danny and dick go on the cross-dimensional adventure to return this child before the kid finds out they're NOT dad#OR before their wives find out they lost their daughter#mar'i is EXCITED to know her papa can fly with her now which is so COOL#ellie is a bit disappointed to know that her dad is adopted by a billionnaire here#OH! Ellie will help you out of that situation dad! *cue bullying Bruce Wayne in and out of costume*#would be fun to have this as danny/blackfire#and have both dickory and blackfire/danny meet and be all like that one spiderman meme#danny would be so chill to have an ex-villain wife#and kori would have a slight crisis to the image of an alternate of her husband being married to her sister who had tormented her yrs ago#dpxdc#dcxdp#dp x dc#dc x dp#dp x dc prompt#Baby Switcharoo AU
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No thoughts head empty just HE RAN 😩😡
#best line delivery in that whole live action istg#just hE RaAn#like zuko seemed so disappointed that the avatar ran away instead of honoring him with a fight lmfzo#like what do you MEAN the avatar ran away instead of fighting me and beating my ass what a dick????#avatar the last airbender#atla#avatar#natla#dallas liu#netflix atla#la atla#atla netflix#zuko
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With the rise in panels of Tim going all unhinged 'I could kill someone' here's this
#comics#dc comics#robin#tim drake#batman#bruce wayne#red robin#dick grayson#jason todd#nightwing#red hood#incorect batfam#batfam#like that boy is only healed back by `batman would be disappointed` and `wait i dont want to be like by evil future version`#how can you say tim is boring or bland hes such a little hypocrite (affectionately) like hes yelling at damian about killing people then#the next hes going off to kill people. like robin doesn't kill he says as he wanted to/just about killed so many people as Robin#what a little freak#meme
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"I thought he was cute! That bitch! I'm gonna kill him!" "You didn't see the storm coming? Must not be a very good Oracle."
fhjy ep 6 vs fhjy ep 17 aka Brennan took a very cute scene and decided to break my heart with it eleven weeks later
#fantasy high#fhjy#d20#fhjy spoilers#d20 spoilers#adaine abernant#adaine o'shaughnessey#oisin hakinvar#oisaine#inkblade#how we doin oisaine/inkblade fam#enemies to lovers potential after she thoroughly kicks his ass#i just needed to contrast drunk happy silly adaine vs disappointed adaine#pov your first crush is a rage affected dick and you can fix him by punching him with the spell that killed your dad#mine: photosets#mine: edits#not really an edit but idk what other tag to use#christina.txt
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*Live Dick Reaction*
I LOBE YOU KORY OMFG, DICKS ACTUALLY ME.
Fan art for @garpen ‘s Batfam Twitter AU ^^
#koriand'r#starfire#kori anders#dick grayson#nightwing#dc#dcu#dc comics#dickory#dickori#dickkory#dc disappoints me#DC BRING THEM BACK#kory u will always be a bad bitch#dick fumbled hard#also I realized saying live dick reaction probs doesn’t sound to good…
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"Damian can get away with everything he says because he's the youngest" "Damian can weaponize his youngest power to get what he wants and say what he wants" Buddy that's Duke.
Duke have said some shit to this family that if any other person said they would end up with a broken nose.
Even when he does get beat up, it's really fucking clear they're all going easy on him.
Now Damian????
If Damian said or pulled half of the shit Thomas does he would get sucked punch.
#or the 'Dick-Batman 'I'm not mad just disappointed' talk'#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#damian al ghul#duke thomas#robin#Duke Thomas has all of youngest child privileges y'all are just blind
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Ayup Tumblr,
I have escaped from the middle of fuck ass nowhere, has anyone done this one yet?
#it was actually wades dick he was sucking which is the real reason why Logan's looking disappointed at Wades stupidity#that last tag is a joke unless you are my intended audience#wolverpool#old man yaoi#wade wilson x logan howlett#deadpool x wolverine#since im out of the middle of fuck ass no where and my legs and knees are really fucking sore from walking 42km#more art to come soon#im not hyperfixated#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#deadpool#wade#wade wilson#logan#logan howlett#wolverine#deadclaws#poolverine#gays#autism#if you're reading the bottom of tags pls send drawing reqs and next fanart might be of a special lil doggo
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#our favourite drama king#bruce call your son#and alfred? im not mad just disappointed#batman#bruce wayne#gotham#robin#batman and robin#richard grayson#dick grayson#dc nightwing#nightwing#kori and dick#dick and kori#kori anders#koriand'r#starfire#alfred pennyworth#dc titans#teen titans#titans#dick grayson wayne#dick wayne#1st robin#robin!dick#richard grayson wayne#dc batfam#batfamily#batfam#batdad and batsons
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