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maybe-an-aspd-angel · 3 months ago

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“What am I?

“Well today, I’m just a ᶜʳᵉᵉᵖ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳ.”

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arrestedexgirlfriendafterhigh · 4 months ago

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If you ever think Im chill remember that Madeleine Hatter has always been at the top of my kin list :3

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nenoname · 1 day ago

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stan spending their childhood trying to make ford's polydactyly something positive in ford's life and genuinely believing its super cool....

#(that stan quote being from the extra dvd commentary)#but also stan loving comics and being like 'yeah ford's character is a superhero!' and then basically making himself charlie brown #stan's abaconings story basically being him blaming ford's smarts as the reason why they became estranged...#the contrast of bill telling ford 'nah it's your brains that makes you special and your hands makes you a freak!!!'#gravity falls #ford pines #stanford pines #stan pines #stanley pines #but also mabel causing high fives to be invented earlier #cos irl it was invented in 70s apparently #always uwu at paradoxes bringing this family together+closer #it's basically an intrinsic part of them!!!#oddities brought together by contradictions!!!#soos being brought to stan by the kids but the kids only doing so cos soos is part of their family!!!#(part of why same coin is so fun to me is cos it adds another layer of paradox to them)#but stan being insecure about his hands being smaller was not something i was expecting in 2024 #(i thought he'd be more jealous that ford seems to have more dexterity especially considering stan's the one who pickpockets lol)#stan being defined by his love for his family arghhhhhhhhh

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rebelcharmings · 1 year ago

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raven’s road to getting tailor quick (taylor swift) EveRAfterS (eras) tour tickets: a mini twitter series

thankfully apple managed to ask tailor quick for one more ticket so now she, raven And dexter are going☺️and so apple is forced to thirdwheel for 3 hours. she managed to have fun tho even without darling!🥰

inspired by my post here and some of my own thoughts as a fellow swiftie who didn’t get tickets at first but now i do!!!

and here is part 1 of my fake tweets au !!

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twisters-incorrect-quotes · 2 months ago

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Kate and Tyler: *staring into each other's eyes* Javi: *opens a beer bottle* Tyler: We're having a moment. Javi: And I'm having a beer.

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deadpearls · 11 months ago

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eah as tweets/tumblr posts part 2/???

#ever after high #eah #raven queen #maddie hatter #dexter charming #faybelle thorn #ca cupid #cedar wood #tweets #incorrect ever after high #incorrect quotes #daring charming #duchess swan

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kang-yina · 5 months ago

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Ever after high textposts but im the worst editor of the fandom pt.3

#apple white #darling charming #eah #ever after high #ever after high incorrect quotes #eah incorrect quotes #courtly jester #dexter charming #lizzie hearts #cerise hood #ramona badwolf #faybelle thorn

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scottishaccentsareawesome · 3 months ago

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(the crew is staying at Cathy's house, and Cathy's asked for some help fixing the washing machine) Tyler: Dexter, how's it lookin'? Dexter(with a sigh):Well...how badly do you wanna marry this woman's daughter? Tyler:.......I'm buying a new washing machine, aren't I? Dexter: It WOULD be a nicer gift for your future mother-in-law than a t-shirt with your face on it...

#incorrect quotes #twisters #twisters movie #kate x tyler #cathy carter #dexter twisters #tyler owens #kate carter

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eahsayswhat · 5 months ago

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I love how authoritative Apple looks moments before her brain catches up with her mouth. Cue the flustered mess in 3...2...1...

Happy Pride, everybody!

#source: unknown #creator: yours truly #images from: youtube printscreen #ever after high #incorrect quotes #darling charming #dexter charming #raven queen #apple white #pride 2024 #lesbian #apple white is a useless lesbian #darling charming is an insecure bisexual #dexter and raven are tired of them dancing around their feelings and just want them to confess already #(ironic given their canon dynamic)

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stevenrogered · 9 months ago

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Ambika Mod and Leo Woodall as Emma Morley and Dexter Mayhew ONE DAY (2024)

#one day #one day netflix #onedayedit #emma morley #dexter mayhew #leo woodall #ambika mod #bts one day #one day spoilers #tvedit #netflixedit #netflix #mystuff #one day tv #i loved this addition #this was in the book but the quote to open the chapter #after emma you know #to have her reading it to dexter #no emma i dont love that thanks lol

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the-moon-whisperer · 7 months ago

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#depressing quotes #world of melancholy #dexter #loner life #introvert

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agentcaboose · 4 months ago

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so I just finished my rewatch of rvb

#i miss them so much #red vs blue #rvb #caboose #michael j caboose #tucker #lavernius tucker #simmons #dick simmons #grif #dexter grif #leonard church #rvb epsilon #rvb memes #incorrect quotes #incorrect red vs blue #incorrect rvb

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arrestedexgirlfriendafterhigh · 3 months ago

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Ik Dexter doesn’t even talk abt his Dad in the cartoon but scrumpy middle child who thinks they’re not good enough is BOUND to hate his father (dont ask how I know)

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rebelcharmings · 1 year ago

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happy pride month☺️☺️☺️🏳️‍🌈have some eah fake tweets

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twisters-incorrect-quotes · 2 months ago

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Dani: Good morning. Lily: Good morning. Javi: Good morning. Kate: Good morning. Dexter: Good morning. Tyler: You all sound like robots. "Good morning. Good morning." Spice it up a bit! Boone, opening the door so hard it slams into the wall: Howdy, fuckers!

#kate carter #tyler owens #javi riveva #dani twisters #boone twisters #lily twisters #dexter twisters #scott twisters #incorrect quotes #twisters #twisters 2024 #twisters movie #ben twisters #addy twisters #jeb twisters #praveen twisters #javi rivera #cathy carter

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deadpearls · 11 months ago

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eah as tweets 1/???

inspired by rebelcharmings :)

#ever after high #eah #raven queen #dexter charming #memes #tweets #mattel #ashlynn ella #fairytales #maddie hatter #faybelle thorn #hunter huntsman #incorrect ever after high #incorrect quotes

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