#Dexter quotes

[maybe-an-aspd-angel]

“What am I?

“Well today, I’m just a ᶜʳᵉᵉᵖ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳ.”

[magicalquote]

Dexter Morgan: Grief is like an ocean. Sometimes it's calm. Other times the waves can overwhelm you.

[teenwolf-incorrectquotes]

[inside the burnt, shattered, destroyed remains of the Hale house] Stiles: God. What happened here, Derek? Derek, deadpan: I couldn't find the remote.

[nenoname]

stan spending their childhood trying to make ford's polydactyly something positive in ford's life and genuinely believing its super cool....

[arrestedexgirlfriendafterhigh]

If you ever think Im chill remember that Madeleine Hatter has always been at the top of my kin list :3

[rebelcharmings]

raven’s road to getting tailor quick (taylor swift) EveRAfterS (eras) tour tickets: a mini twitter series

thankfully apple managed to ask tailor quick for one more ticket so now she, raven And dexter are going☺️and so apple is forced to thirdwheel for 3 hours. she managed to have fun tho even without darling!🥰

inspired by my post here and some of my own thoughts as a fellow swiftie who didn’t get tickets at first but now i do!!!

and here is part 1 of my fake tweets au !!

[twisters-incorrect-quotes]

Kate and Tyler: *staring into each other's eyes* Javi: *opens a beer bottle* Tyler: We're having a moment. Javi: And I'm having a beer.

[deadpearls]

eah as tweets/tumblr posts part 2/???

[kang-yina]

Ever after high textposts but im the worst editor of the fandom pt.3

[spahhzy]

Whiteknight kid: Mom! can you please tell my sister to stop pummeling me with snowballs!

Weiss: ...did you say snowballs?

The child gulped at their mom, who had a threatening aura surround her.

Whiteknight kid: ...uh yeah?

Weiss: They called me 'Empress' back when I had... the gift.

Weiss: I was a natural from day one!

Weiss: As I grew...so too did my skills.

The kid just raised an eyebrow at their mom, who just looked out the window of their home, recalling her snowball wars.

Weiss: In prep-school, i was untouchable!

Weiss turned back to her child, her blue eyes clouded with nostalgia and glory of past battles.

Weiss: They were just jealous! Jealous of my powers!

Weiss: For I was the 'Empress!' A force of nature!

Weiss: I was the ultimate snowball warrior!

Weiss: and then...I went to Beacon Academy...I was never the same again!

Weiss dramatically feel over as if hit by some force.

Weiss: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Weiss fell to her knees in defeat as her child just looked at their mom, wondering what the hell was going on.

Weiss: That...was the coldest winter ever.

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

(the crew is staying at Cathy's house, and Cathy's asked for some help fixing the washing machine) Tyler: Dexter, how's it lookin'? Dexter(with a sigh):Well...how badly do you wanna marry this woman's daughter? Tyler:.......I'm buying a new washing machine, aren't I? Dexter: It WOULD be a nicer gift for your future mother-in-law than a t-shirt with your face on it...

[eahsayswhat]

I love how authoritative Apple looks moments before her brain catches up with her mouth. Cue the flustered mess in 3...2...1...

Happy Pride, everybody!

[agentcaboose]

so I just finished my rewatch of rvb

[getting-spooky-on-a-friday-night]

[mori-ohs]

[arrestedexgirlfriendafterhigh]

Ik Dexter doesn’t even talk abt his Dad in the cartoon but scrumpy middle child who thinks they’re not good enough is BOUND to hate his father (dont ask how I know)