#dexter headcanons

[justanescapism]

Hi! May I request dexter domestic hcs? + him having a partner who is a cat person? Thank you in advance!

Domestic life with Dexter would include...

a/n: I'm also going to do Dexter with a partner whose a cat person straight after this, because I love it!

Dexter needs a domestic life as a cover up. The first and most important of rule of Harry's code is to not get caught. No better way to do that than to establish a life, making you seem caring and kind.

But he also needs you, for you. He needs a rock in his life, to focus himself when his dark passenger wants to take over. Coming home after a crap day, and seeing you in the kitchen, cooking some steaks, makes him feel like it was all worth it.

Not that there isn't tension, you aren't aware of his double life. The late nights, absent days, the obsessing over something you aren't aware of.

Then you'd come home from your job or errands, and see he's made you dinner, with flowers and everything. He'd apologise for not been there. Wrap his around you, and kisses you, sweetly.

General domestic tasks are pretty easy between the two of you. He's very clean - almost to a fault. So, he's not very hard to get along with.

Mornings - You'll wake up with his arm around you, most people let go of their partners once they fall asleep, but not Dexter, he holds on - it's sometimes a little annoying given the heat in Miami. When he'd wake up, you'd turn over and look at him, waiting for him to say something. But he'd just look at you, gently stroking your cheek. Neither of you would want to leave but as always work gets in the way.

Evenings - On a typical night, you'd have beers, pizza or steak, and watch a movie, cuddled up on the couch. Dexter would let you pick it, and always make fun of your choices, they're either too sappy or pointless. Seeing you get annoyed, trying to defend it, he'd love it - the way your eyebrows tense or the way you wildly gesture to make a point.

Nighttime - In bed, you'd start by laying on his chest, his arms draped lazily around you. Periodically, he would kiss you on the forehead. His heartbeat lulls you to sleep and the day starts all over again.

[iteratorsex]

kind of just a silly little comic between suns and spearm

[champion-of-love]

eah texting hcs

the charming siblings have a groupchat ofc and dexter is the admin

their gc photo is a blurry picture of their dad midsneeze and they got it from a stock photo website. their dad has tried to sue the photographer's company but lost the suit and it's the trios' favorite photo.

the gc is mostly them sending memes to each other, accusing each other of taking their stuff, or passing messages from their parents to the intended sibling (the charming castle being so massive and all)

their gc names were just their names at first til one day dex got so pissed at daring that he changes his brother's nickname to 'demanding' charming

darling laughed so hard she saw stars and made her twin promise to never change it back

darling's nickname is 'dueling' charming

dexter's nickname is 'dismaying' charming

(he picked it out himself, and daring and darling shared a concerned looked at the other when he did.)

the wonderlandians also have a groupchat. lizzie, maddie and kitty and eventually alistair and bunny

to match all their names, alistair happily changed his nickname to 'allie' and lizzie gave the loudest snort at it

their entire chat is in riddlish and other wonderlandian dialects and theyre happy they get to practice their native tongues even if they're away from home

maddie's messages are sometimes so nonsensical (so wonderlandian) that the kookiness can sometimes short out their mirrorphones

cue to kitty dropping by lizzie and bunny's rooms warning them to not open the groupchat for a while so they don't short out their phones

kitty never warns alistair though, because she thinks it's funny.

alistair just opens that chat with no suspicion and gets flash-banged by maddie's texts and has to spend the rest of the day with no phone, a little hearing loss and dark spots in his vision.

the pink squad also have a groupchat. cupid, briar and hopper, my beloveds.

briar is the admin and the groupchat moves at the speed of light

cupid and briar text rapidfire and send gossip, memes, selfies, screenshots and etc and react as fast to each others' messages as well

hopper wakes up to a massive backread that he has to spend half an hour in the morning catching up or he won't understand what they'll be talking about in lunch

they use that chat to plan events they want to go to and to send photos that they took during the event itself

their gc pic is a group photo of all of them posing pretty cool in front of a mirror during true hearts day (their first party)

they manage to get humphrey to encode some special features into their chat so that:

(a) briar's phone can send a message if she falls asleep alone somewhere to broadcast her location so any one of them can go to her

(b) hopper's phone can also send his location if he becomes a frog and there's no one to turn him back

(c) cupid's phone also sends her location. not because she physically needs help, but because she gets lonely (being further away from home than all of them).

briar and hopper always take this seriously and arrive with hot chocolate, cupcakes and hugs.

anyways this series has been dead for years now but thinking about these kids always gives me the feels and i had to talk about them

[arrestedexgirlfriendafterhigh]

If you ever think Im chill remember that Madeleine Hatter has always been at the top of my kin list :3

[glenscowboyhat]

thinkin about how great the wranglers crew would be as aunties and uncles to y/n and tyler’s baby

boone especially like that is HIS favorite little person and he’d always be getting the two of them into trouble. tyler walks into his kitchen one day and there they are, sitting in the kitchen floor eating y/n’s cookies that no one else is supposed to eat. i feel like he’d just walk away and be like “boone you are so screwed when y/n gets home”

i think aunt dani and uncle dexter probably went out/went online the second they find out y/n was pregnant and bought baby a tiny little cowboy/cowgirl hat

and kate definitely buys baby LOADS of clothes. the minute she finds out tyler and y/n are expecting, her cart is full and her credit card info is being put in. y/n’s favorite thing kate got them is a little onesie that says “tiny tornado” on it

as soon as the kid is old enough, lilly definitely teaches them how to fly a drone. she starts with small, cheap ones of course. can’t have the wranglers’ other baby getting damaged. i can picture tyler getting knocked in the head with a toy drone more than once for sure

y/n is sitting in a lawn chair one evening as she and tyler had decided to host dinner for the crew, and lilly is showing baby all the cool parts of the drone and such. lilly asks if they want to fly it and of course they say YES because, duh it’s cool

y/n then passes tyler coming out of the house as she’s going in to grab a drink, and suddenly there’s a smack and a loud groan from tyler. y/n starts to walk outside, confused, just as she hears “lilly!!” “sorry!” and sees tyler holding his temple

yeah, the wranglers would make great aunts and uncles. babysitters, though? that one’s questionable

[sadly-never-after]

I remember how during True Hearts Day there was this joke about princes falling for Apple but not a single one being interested in Duchess (little goat dude I’m rooting for you) and I get it that was made only to have Duchess being the butt of the joke, but it also lead me to some thoughts.

Seeing as most of the non-protagonist princess and princesses don’t know their destiny till they sign the book, I can imagine that getting assigned the role of Prince Siegfried would be seen as an embarrassment.

Of course no one wants to date Duchess! No one wants to be the prince who is known for failing the task and not being able to save the princess! Becoming Duchess Prince is a symbol of inadequacy. It is something others use to make fun of you. There’s infamy in that role.

Dexter probably felt selfish and guilty about it but he would have felt so embarrassed if the Book had shown him that destiny. It would have amplified all his insecurities about being a disappointment to the Charming family. The prince who failed. The prince who did not save anyone. The prince who allowed the evil sorcerer to win. The prince who doomed his princess.

[2-dsimp]

Yandere Bros Collab judas with a Y/n who accepts his feelings and denies Dexter?

Cw: Suggestive themes

POV: you accepted Judas’s confession over Dexter!

[hanaezicha]

caught in 4K

they share one braincell

[vivi-designs]

RAVEN AND DEXTER

With lyrics by Conan grey from his new song Alley rose. It’s so Raven and dexter core idc.

ITS LITERALLY THEM. love y’all send me some songs and characters

[lucydoodlessometimes]

hello friends. ever after high charming sibs for you. plus headcanons because i am a magnanimous ruler. subject to change in future

[child-of-of-the-sunshine]

Okay random Headcannon for twisters

After Kate gets back from New York and they get the grant, there’s now joke weather Tyler’s truck will hold or not, it annoys the fuck out of Tyler

Kate is not allowed to drive the truck that often because well you know

Javi also remembers after the tornado he left Scott in the middle of the road Scott was fine though he found ditch

Javi doesn’t like being shown on camera sometimes so Boone will ask him if it’s a camera day

They all agreed that if Kate and Javi don’t like the look of a storm they all turn back no if ands or buts

It Javi some time getting used to the fact that Tyler will just drive into a damn tornado

They also all went his parents house and there’s a load of photos from Tyler’s rodeo days, his buckles are also on display at his parents house

His parents are very proud of there son for making a difference

Tyler’s dad also used to Bull Ride until his parents found out his mom was pregnant with him

Tyler is an only child

Tyler and Boone grew up together

[ur-fav-is-autistic]

Dexter Erotoph from Spooky Month

Dexter Erotoph from Spooky Month is Autistic!

[champion-of-love]

spellify wrapped 2024 in ever after high headcanons

apple having an identity crisis because chappell throne dethroned one reflection from her number one spot and she usually puts her wrapped on her story and she's panicking because what if her followers thinks something different about her and *cue gay panic*. darling also has chappell as her top artist but she just posts it without caring what others think and apple stares for hours at darling's story.

raven isn't surprised her top artist is tailor quick and posts about it and goes about her day. dexter sees her story and also posts that his top artist is also tailor. he tries to bring this up when he sees her that day and tries to mention that he has some extra eras tour tickets and if she would like to come. unfortunately raven had plans that day but maddie overhears their conversation and volunteers to with dexter. dexter ends up going with maddie and while he wanted to go with raven, he still had a fun time.

hopper posts that his top artist is *NCHANT and cupid and briar roast him alive. he spends an hour fighting for his life defending his wrapped in their groupchat and it ends with him agreeing to listen to the playlists they send him. briar sends lady yaga mixes while cupid sends sabrina charming mixes. cupid and briar wonder how hopper got such bad taste in music when they don't hear nchant at any of the clubs they go to. hopper bites his tongue and doesn't mention that they sing and dance to nchant at bookball practice instead of practicing

[arrestedexgirlfriendafterhigh]

The gods ofc being fairytale magic.

ALSO

Read the second EAH book recently, Cerise couldve been touched on so much more in the show😭

I liked learning about the characters relationships from their parents and I liked having plots not entirely focused on raven and apple’s feuding or flirting whatever you want to call it.

And I would’ve loved to see that played out in the animation.

[thebekashow]

the wonders...

people now call him a boy.. maybe the doll form isn't so bad

[sadly-never-after]

Please tell me at least someone here can see my vision. I’ve been killing myself cropping this.

(Also feel free to ask me about my vision as well)