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I suspect not only his penis gets stuck, temothy also have his horns stuck in smaller doors a lot...

My man probably gets stuck in the dryer too

Temothy does but half of the time it’s on purpose, I mean he’s got such a caring boss. So it wouldn’t hurt to have a valid excuse to attract your attention. And what’s a better way to get that by using his clumsiness to his advantage? The bull would oftentimes make it a habit to get his horns stuck when you’re on break or about to clock out/in. just to see how cute his boss is up close when they fret over him.

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A drink with a god

Cw dubious consent, noncon (reader is drunk), no gender mentioned

༺𓆩❦𓆪༻ ༺𓆩❦𓆪༻ ༺𓆩❦𓆪༻ ༺𓆩❦𓆪༻ ༺𓆩❦𓆪༻

The night was peaceful as always, Dio took in a deep breath. He typically traveled at night when visiting the mortal world less busy then. Easier to travel around too since no one would notice him. Walking into a local bar he sat in the corner by himself to drink in peace.

The CandleBoat was a very small bar that Dio often went to. He enjoyed it a lot it was rustic and charming run by an older man and his family. Unlike other bars he’s visited throughout his life the family who ran this one never bothered him. Most other folks would tried to smooze up to the god thinking he was a rich patron that they could get more money from. It annoyed him he comes to bars to be alone to drink not to be hassled by more people. So the CandleBoat was a diamond in the rough since they just let him be.

“A nice break from the little idiots. Good old beer my friend how I missed you.”

Ten drinks in and Dio was still very much sober and very aware of you walking in fast hurrying away from a man following you. Dio wasn’t one to get involved in mortal’s lives, but he’d make an acceptance tonight. Walking over he stood by your side staring down at the man. It was obvious you didn’t know who the creep was following you.

“Sweetheart you kept me waiting. I was worried about you I was just about to go looking for you.”

He noticed how nervous and overwhelmed you looked, and a hint of relief in yours eyes that he was helping you out. Dio gently wrapped his arm around you pulling you close. Looking at the creep following you it was obvious he wasn’t sure what to do now that Dio came over.

“Let’s go sit down, okay?”

Leading you to his booth he had you sit on the inside and he sat down on the outside on guard. He lowers his voice talking just loud enough for only you to hear him.

“You okay?”

“I guess…just scared.”

“Of course. You can stay as long as you need by my side. Rest assured that man won’t bother you anymore.”

The god gave you a gentle smile subtly waving his hand in the direction of the creep casting a curse on the man. Oblivi would have fun with punishing his soul soon. His yellow and pink eyes look deep into yours, he had to admit you were a gorgeous mortal inside and out. He could feel his heart racing from being nearby you how odd, this was definitely new for him. The god thought to himself.

“I don’t think I’ve ever seen a mortal that’s peaked my interest like this one before.”

Dio turned away from you to watch as the creep left the bar, he started counting in his head. After 45 seconds he could hear the thud of the man’s body falling to the ground dead in the alleyway. With another subtle wave of his hand Dio made the body rot so fast it was like it was never there, all while he was still in his seat. No mortal would have any clue what happened which was for the best.

“He’s gone, you’re safe now. Here you can have a sip of my beer if you want, you look like you need something to take the edge off. Warning you it’s strong and hits fast since this one is brewed with giants in mind.”

His hand gently pushed the cup to you there was only a quarter left, before looking away to raise his right hand to order a water for you. He kept his left arm around you even though the man was gone Dio didn’t want to let go. Looking back Dio was a bit taken aback to see you had almost finished the beer that he had left.

“Haha looks like I was right about you needing it. Never seen someone chug a beer that fast before.”

He smiles at you gently, before noticing how red your face was getting. You were swaying a bit your eyes drooping. He sighs shaking his head and gets up gently taking your hand and leads you out of the booth. Paying his bill he takes you out the bar and walks you home. He kept his arm around you to support you. Dio was glad he could just know where you live with his abilities since he wasn’t sure how well you would talk in your state.

Once he got to your apartment he opened it up and laid you down on your bed. Before he could pull away you grabbed onto his arm.

“Please stay..”

“You’re drunk, you don’t want me too.”

“I do, I really do. I neeed you please.”

Hearing your needy voice made the man want to fold right there. He never heard someone ask for him so intimately, so tempting it was. His heart ached. Dio goes to take your hand off of his arm when you sat up and kiss him. The god froze he wasn’t use to this, but he doesn’t pull away.

“I can’t, they’re a mortal. But this feels so right. Is this what Obelix always drones on about..love? If it is then what’s the harm in indulging I can just fix anything need be.”

He kissed you back joining you onto the bed quick to undress himself. Your hands messily take off your own clothes leaving yourself nude to him. Dio let his second pair of arms appear grabbing at your hips rubbing them. As his first pair holds your cheeks as you two made out. He groans through the kiss feeling your hands touch his cock it harden under your touch. You could feel it was rather thick and had pronounced veins. Pulling away he leaves kisses from your lips down to your neck before biting into your flesh leaving a mark. Once he knew it wouldn’t fade any time soon he pulled away Dio and licked the area.

“So delicious, spread your legs now.”

Once your legs were spread Dio grabs your thighs and pulls them up and over his shoulders. Your back was on the bed one pair of hands on your hips the others your thighs. His long thick tongue teased at your sensitive hole before forcing his way in. The man took his time to eat you out making sure to get you nice and prepared. Your moans echoed through your bedroom and only grew louder when his tongue hits that special spot. He chuckles the vibrations made you squeal. Using his tongue he curls it up in you to make your toes curl.

Pulling away for just a moment he spat at your hole to make sure it was wet before going back for seconds. Dio had never tasted something as divine as you before. He could feel your legs quivering as you got closer to your release. And just before you do he pulls out his tongue from you licking his lips.

“No, not yet baby. You’re going to cum when I tell you to. So be good and hold it for daddy.”

Pulling your legs off of him and setting them down, he grabs onto shoulders and hips flipping you onto your belly. He forced you onto your knees positioning himself behind you. Dio felt a shiver of pleasure run down his spine seeing you like this for him. His cock twitches and aches from excitement. Slowly he entered inside of you doing shallow thrust. His hand finds its way to the middle of your back putting enough force on you to keep you down.

His thrust get faster the sounds of wet slaps and yours moan turned the god on more. He could feel your body cling onto his cock with each hard thrust. With the speed he was going at it made you feel like your insides were being rearranged. Dio could get use to this having you by his side constantly.

“Good baby, good baby. Fuck I’m never letting you go. You’re mine now. Forever.”

The god’s chest lays against your back his hand reaches under you touching your chest. Lost in the pleasure, possessiveness clouded Dio’s mind. He didn’t want to stop, didn’t want to lose such a prefect person, he just wanted to have you forever. Casting a spell he linked your soul to his as soulmates. Pulling up from your back Dio presses your chest against the wall to help get leverage to let him hey deeper in you.

“I can feel your body quivering, you’re going to cum baby? Well then cum. Cum while daddy fucks his cum deep into your slutty body.”

Pleasure took over your body as you climax hard your body shaking and tried. Dio growls as he cums in you, he wraps his arms around you lying down while keeping his cock inside.

“Look at you, good job. You did so good taking all of me. I never felt like this before. Damn I didn’t ever realize how pent up I was till now.”

You could feel his cock twitching as it continues pumping you full of his cum even after a couple of minutes have passed. He kisses your lips lovingly watching you as you drift off to sleep.

“Goodnight…my love. I’ll be here once you wake forever.”

༺𓆩❦𓆪༻ ༺𓆩❦𓆪༻ ༺𓆩❦𓆪༻ ༺𓆩❦𓆪༻ ༺𓆩❦𓆪༻

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Tbh Nokka strikes me as the type of guy who just doesn't care enough about anything to be a bigot.

Not an ally either, just pure neutrality cus what does he want?

His wife and children.

Bro just wants a nuclear family basically: a queer child doesn't really change anything about this.

(just assumptions tho! I'm going purely on vibes honestly, he obviously has a VERY old fashioned of how a relationship between a man and a woman should work, but his objective isn't to change society or anything like this, bro just wants his relationship a certain way and that's it)

(sorry for the very confusing wall of text,,, kind of sleep deprived plus english ain't my first language)

-WS anon

Both of you are correct!

All in all as long as he got his wife and kids. He doesn’t care what they got going on the side. (Though he’d be nodding his head in approval if they were wearing the pants in the relationship. He ain’t raised no bottoms lol no offense) .

Don’t expect him to beat around the bush when asking questions. Nokka could give a shit where he’s at with his loudmouth, since he can fight.

Hell, Your husband could be shopping in the store with his gay son and lesbian daughter. And be saying this out of the blue.

“Aye it’s pride month or somethin for you two right? Tell me who’s the top and who’s the bottom, n hurry it up! Fore these pride shirts run out and I get chewed out by yer mama for not being “supportive” enough.”

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CHARACTER ASK GAME!!! 💫

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5. What's the first song that comes to mind when you think about them?

6. What's something you have in common with this character?

7. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you like?

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9. Could you be roommates with this character?

10. Could you be best friends with this character?

11. Would you date this character?

12. What's a headcanon you have for this character?

13. What's an emoji, an emoticon and/or any symbol that reminds you of this character or you think the character would use a lot?

14. Assign a fashion aesthetic to this character.

15. What's your favorite ship for this character? (Doesn't matter if it's canon or not.)

16. What's your least favorite ship for this character?

17. What's a ship for this character you don't hate but it's not your favorite that you're fine with?

18. How about a relationship they have in canon with another character that you admire?

19. How about a relationship they have in canon that you don't like?

20. Which other character is the ideal best friend for this character, the amount of screentime they share doesn't matter?

21. If you're a fic writer and have written for this character, what's your favorite thing to do when you're writing for this character? What's something you don't like?

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23. Favorite picture of this character?

24. What other character from another fandom of yours that reminds you of them?

25. What was your first impression of this character? How about now?

26. What's something the character has done you can't get over? Be it something funny, bad, good, serious, whatever?

27. FREEBIE QUESTION!!

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OKAY SO RESPONDING TO THE QUESTION WHEN IT WAS ANSWERED THAT URIEL CAN FEED OF M/C'S DREAMS WHAT IF THEY WE'RE DREAMING OF HIM OR HAD A WET DREAM OF HIM NOW IMA GO Before THR Shame KICKS IN🏃‍♀️

Cw: MDNI Very suggestive!

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But uh, what if nokkas child is gay/lesbian?

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Answer here

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🫙: man for ur dilf hcs i need to ask... how would danny , ossian , and lynx react if their kid started to show yandere tendencies..... do they dreamily go on abt what they did to get their darling with them shrines and stalking included or...

A/n: As stated before in my rules you cannot mix and match groups, nor is Danny request-able since he’s apart of the upcoming game projects I’ve got going on. So I’ll just do Ossian.

Ossian as a father is like having an observant hawk, he’d always be on the watch for any type of threats that are to befall his family. Sometimes your kids will laugh and point up at a nearby tree. Wondering why daddy is asleep on the tree branch with binoculars dangling from his neck. When they were out having recess with the class.

Of course the sniper notices the deviant behavior y’all’s child displays but thinks nothing wrong of it. After all he was never reprimanded for his fixation on you. Not that he made it too obvious with how aloof he was. So he’d be thinking that it was just a normal phase growing up. And would support your child in their pursuit of love and happiness. Teaching them tips and tricks about spying from high vantage angles. About what gear is best for optical stakeouts when stalking their crush. He’d even lend him one of his precious sniper rifles in case they want to do some target practice (elimination of rivals)

Overall a supportive murder daddy who 100% supports the crimes their kids may make in the name of securing their crush. Just like how he did, if they succeed he’d be so proud. And blissfully sleep with a content smile on his face cuddled against you in the martial bed. While you’d be completely oblivious to what crude lessons your baby daddy was teaching y’all’s offspring.

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Gonna get that Nokka tramp stamp so he don't have to leave hickeys every 2 weeks to mark us

does he

does he like nip piercings yes or no

listen

shiny jewellery is feminine enough, righttttt?

Big tiddy husband (I don't care if he no like the name tiddy, those are tiddies, SIR.)

No Nokka doesn’t like them, it’ll just serve as a reminder about how someone touched his wife’s nipples, which are his nipples by default. And he don’t like that shit at all.

Wifey: “Hey handsome you like em? I just had it done today—“

Nokka: “Who do I need to force feed the curb to?”

Wifey: “W-what? What the hell are you on about—?!”

Nokka: “Damnit woman I said WHICH BASTARD IS BITING THE CURB TODAY? WHO TOUCHED MY NIPPLES?”

Wifey: “Nokka, honey, relax I just found that place today. You’ve got me blacklisted on almost all the other parlors. GET YOUR BIG ASS BACK IN THE HOUSE! PLEASE I’M BEGGING YOU”

Later that day, the Daily news anchor described a comical scene of someone’s crazy husband. Driving a car through the tattoo/piercing parlor yelling“Who touched his nipples” authorities informed us that he wasn’t exactly referring to himself. Which caused all the more confusion concerning the case.

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OMG YAY ITS ME (@mercuryfeverdream) CERTIFIED TEMOTHY LOVER!!!! I'VE NENVER BEEN SO GODDAMN HAPPY YOU'RE NOT IN AEST BUT ARE AWAKE AT THE SAME TIME AS ME!!!!!!!!

I CHOOSE LETTER P, W AND S FOR TEMOTHY

EVERYTHING SEX BASICALLY (its not like the rest are all about sex too lolololol)

MDNI NSFW ALPHABET!

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P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

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Ooh okay so for the NSFW alphabet

Spin offs: Icha the boy ever :D

Letters: C, J and T

Thank you ^^ I really like how unique each of your ocs are, they're all so cool :D

MDNI NSFW ALPHABET/ a/n: Daw thank you kindly!

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C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

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I just had an idea after watching Zombie Land saga again lol. What if Soma's darling died before the outbreak even happened but ended up coming back when it happened and she can't remember much but can DEFINITELY remember the fact they're dating so she just sticks by him all the time.

Cw: fem reader! Pre-zombie soma

The moment he heard of the zombie outbreak, Soma rushed outside his apartment straight towards the gravesite only 5 minutes away where your body laid. He could hope that you’d be affected by the virus, that maybe he’d get to see your beautiful corpse get reanimated once more.

“Holy fudge, haha! I’m not going crazier than I already am right?.”

Soma grinned in pure disbelief, like a mad scientist who brought a dead body back to life. There you were dawned in a elegant dress, still looking as gorgeous as you had been alive (in his eyes) apart from some minor rotting and a horrible lingering stench of death.

You were aimlessly stumbling around, until you heard your boyfriend’s voice. Inside your head was empty save for the fact that you knew this man. And that the man was yours, you didn’t want brains you had only wanted his heart. In true romantic fashion.

“Oh My babe… my precious baby is right in front of my eyes! My beautiful corpse bride, come to Daddy girlie!~”

Your gamer boyfriend threw his self preservation to the wind engulfing your corpse in a big bear hug. He didn’t care for the smell of death upon you and just inhaled that shit like it was sugar, spice, and everything nice to ever grace his nostrils.

“Ggrrrrrr akkk?”

“Ggrrrrr akkk! Is right you’re coming home with me babycakes! Cmon let’s go! I’ve actually been meaning to dig you up but those damn grave watchers multiplied in numbers”

The gamer laughed like a damned lunatic not caring it the world crashed and burned all around as long as he had his player two revived. It’ll be just you and him and this time he’d make sure it stays that way.

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I don't know why, but I feel like Jericho could be a gaslight yandere. He pretends to be dumb, so dreamie/darling pays attention and coddles him. Something bad happens?

" Oh, don't worry about it... B-But I have to let you know how rude (tenant name) was t-to me...! "

Anything to garner pity from dreamie, have her eyes on HIM and nobody ELSE. And he strikes me as an opportunist, so if anything happens to dreamie and Uriel— he'll swoop in to take dreamie away, manipulate her into thinking that maybe... just maybe Uriel isn't the one for her.

" He hurt you... did he not? How can you let somebody like him still be a part of your life? "

Jericho is an opportunist but he’s too much of a loser to purposely gaslight you though he might do it unintentionally. He got imposter syndrome full heartedly believes that he’s nothing but trash. Sure you’d hear him degrade himself but he’s not doing it to make you feel as if you owe him anything. He does it purely out of habit, but if it does work in his favor he’s not one to look a gift horse in the mouth. After all he’s useless without you, in his mind. You’re the only thing keeping him from eternal slumber.

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This just came to me... Imagine if y/n was in a past relationship that was both physically and mentally abusive and they had visible scars from said experience. Who would most likely just torture their ex to death or are they all likely to do something on the lines of that?

Yes and no, honestly depend on the suitor

Type A passive) The A’s are not privy to getting their hands dirty. Would make your ex’s social life irredeemable via (blackmail/public humiliation/ cruel and unusual punishments/ect) wouldn’t bother to kill them would rather drive your ex to do so themselves.

Type B passive aggressive) the B’s Thrive off of instilling fear in their victims and breaking them down mentally and physically. They get up close and personal creating near death encounters. Accidental push into oncoming road traffic oops, breaking an obvious home and entering, leaving death threats, mugging them, ect.

Type C aggressive) The C’s would go find and eliminate your ex the moment they find out about them, you wouldn’t see them come back home till late at night. Carrying a black garbage bag or having unusual stains upon their clothes. Some would take their time with torture, others would rush doing a botched job. All in all your ex is nowhere to be found.

Type D ???) The D’s won’t do anything unless provoked by your ex. Otherwise they’d lie in wait watching in case they overstep the boundary line.

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:( My hopes and dreams..

Anyway, are any of your OCs interested in a house husband? I desperately need a home to take care of and a husband to please. (In many different ways ;) )

- Seraphi anon

Yes there are some interested in having a house husband you can find a selection right here!

Off the top of my head Harumu would love to have a househusband since he’s one who’d demand to be pampered and adored. Of course he’ll give back twice as much as he receives to the one who cherishes him. The shapeshifter is a very generous lover indeed.

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morr Judas content please

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-> [Insert the type of content you’d like to see]

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Do nokka let's you volunteer like for charity

Because if not, I'll become a nokka hater *blink slowly with my loooooong fake eyelashes*

No he won’t let you volunteer for shiet. The fuck he look like letting his wife volunteer and possibly letting you get ogled at and touched (even if it’s just a friendly handshake or hug of gratitude) by other men elderly, young, or not.

You can start hating now 😩

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NOKKA IS A DRAGON?? NO WAYYYY, IS THAT WHY HE'S SO TERRITORIAL AND ALMOST COMICALLY STEREOTYPICAL... cause like, in fairytales, you know, knight save princess by slaying dragon oooo... but like... Will he call me a princess? Or treasure, cuz yknow... hoarding. NO WAY, BABY DRAGONS WHAAAAAA NVM I DON'T WANNA SPITE HIM AS MUCH CMERE BABY BOY, I MEAN, MY VERY MANLY NOT TWINK-LIKE SKRUNKLE WHO I LOVE VERY MUCH INDEED

-andwy tiddy h4tr

No he’d still call you his wife, that is your number one title to your draconic husband lmao.