#dehydration is bad guys!
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I feel like I must show everyone this masterpiece I made last night
Thank
#hylics#korn#windows movie maker#weird al yankovic#guys tag yourself#im sorry#everyone on tumblr should see this honestly#my best work yet#song is make me bad by korn btw#vinesauce#caddicarus#dead meat#vargskelethor#jack black#mario#chris pratt#jerma#matpat#moist critikal#USE THE DEHYDRATION GUN#like and subscribe#pls#silly
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People keep on wanting to see Sanji and Crocodile fight in a Cross Guild match up, and I want to argue a more interesting match up
Crocodile vs Robin
Robin just uses Gigante Fleur to grow a giant version of herself, spits onto Crocodile to moisturize him and then squashes him like a bug
#Moon posting#OP Meta#I am still very ''Strawhats vs Cross Guild would be boring I don't need that man''#Honestly Sanji v Croc seems to come from people either thinking Sanji wouldn't be able to fight Croc if he's aCtUaLlY A wOmByN#And because the big three need to fight each other and Buggy's. Somehow a Worthy Opponent for Luffy.#Like bruh#But also literally any Strawhat vs Crocodile would be more interesting than Sanji#Like could Nami one-shot Croc with her electric attacks because thunder can turn sand into glass#How would Usopp overcome Croc's dehydration abilities. Would Croc feel bad for Chopper because Chopper is just A Cute Lil Guy#Would Franky and/or Brook be immune to Crocodile's dehydration abilities because they have limited flesh/low moisture to begin with?#How would Croc vs Jinbei go after the things they went through together at Summit War? How would they feel about each other#Fuck even a Luffy Rematch could be made interesting even when we KNOW he'd lose#I'm just saying the Sanji match up is boring#But also again I don't need these groups to fight. I don't. There's more interesting things that could happen in the plot
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Day ninety-five | id in alt
Long time no Nanami💥
#dailykugisaki#jjk#kugisaki nobara#nanami kento#i hate his fuckass tie but like anything for the cool man who cares bad#she likes the fit nanami has but she glares at the tie he has sometimes but it eventually grows onto her like a fucking parasite#also idk how yall sukuna likers do it idk how yall like this man because its so hard for me not to roll my eyes at anything he does#trust me im not biased i roll my eyes at Gojo and co too#i just idk. i feel like ive gone through somebody with a personality like sukunas before and i just want to push him into a black hole#buckets aggression is showing#anyway back to Kugisaki!#she exaggerates the image of nanami a lot but i feel like she'd respect the guy y'know#thats a whole apt teacher dawg#also Nobaras drink...she does like popular shit but i feel like her actual tastes lay with more like refreshing stuff if that makes sense#maybe it could be a little sour#idk she doesn't seem like the weirdo that drinks horrible sweet shit but she would put like an energy drink in that shit#she woll die before she's dehydrated and from experience#sweets dehydrate a bitch#hitting nanami with the melanin beam#i fucking giggled while writing the image description im fucking done for‼️#Kugisaki would fucking preen at praise from nanami because in her head nanami is probably a massive hardass#yes i like drawing hands
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terry is so fucking hot in the new trailer what the fuck. what the fuck. he could fuck me raw and nasty and i would thank him. what a daddy
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It is a damn shame that Tig is such a nice goofy guy when he looks so hot being nasty as fuck.
That bitch. That level of cunt servitude.
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I've never seen such inherent daddy energy tbh. Like. A proper daddy. Wrinkles and all.
*biting him biting him biting him*
Gif by @rosie-tyler from here
#a nonny mouse#why. why is that old man still so fit. ughhhhh#like. im not usually into muscley guys because i feel like it's for show rather than for go#and I feel bad wondering if theyre dehydrated#but this man has just legitimately been Like This for decades. because hes a nerd.#i am once again thinking about how like a lot of the bl “daddies” will be 30#(a fact i have slowly come to peace with. everything is subjective etc)#and how the people calling those smooth 30 year old men daddy would pass out at the sight of tig#either out of disgust or because something inside of them has been Awoken and they see the light.#I don't remember what his smash or pass rate was on the old man fucking blog
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1/11/2025
It’s the last week of my inpatient block and I have a lot to do on my day off so here’s a little list to keep me going-
Morning
Shower
Café (latte + egg & cheese sandwich will heal me)
Prep for quality improvement project presentation next week
Read prep materials for lit review meeting
Afternoon
Lunch
Meeting about QI project
Gym? Or jog? Or both?
Everything shower
Cook dinner
Evening
Laundry x3
Prep sign outs/handoffs for incoming resident team starting next block
Bedtime by 8-9pm
#emgoesmed#studyblr#studyspo#med student#med school#med studyblr#pgy1#productivity#coffee#days of productivity#weekend#my day off is going to be so tiring#I am already so tired#the eye bags are so bad rn you guys#I’ve had a low grade headache for weeks#sleep deprivation and dehydration are an unholy combo#very excited to be on elective next week
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watching people be 'team black' or 'team green' is so incredibly annoying like this show is literally not about anything. what is this show about? 'teams'??????? guys im team 'hire a new writers room' this shit sucks
#mio.txt#hotd#like the pacing is so seriously bad#the characters are all underwritten to shit#viserys is the only compelling character bc he had the pressure of dying and now he's gone#none of these people have to be likeable but you do have to make us care about them#i care about. none of them#and like. got still finds a way to be sexually weird#like love and light to aemmond's actor doing his best#but idk it's clear how much all of these like Super Muscular Guys are straight up days-worth dehydrated#and asking him to do a full frontal scene on a show that isnt even good#the answer to 'got was sexually weird about women' is not 'make another show sexually weird about men now'#and aemmond's arc makes no sense either im sick of this mommy issues shit w the brothel#and his relationship with aegon changes every other scene#and we're supposed to be like keeping our eye on him but what even for? narrative wont say#idk man. the worst show that for some reason i do lazily stream
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happy pride i finshed p1 sebec roue with hidehiko <- covered in blood
#kommento#// <- clearly dehydrated guys im such a bad gamer#// i shouid play without the music restoration crack so i can lsten to yumi IM SORRY GIRL.!#// i knew i couldnt get into smt's gamplay i was just watchign my brother play nocturne at the time and i would say good luck everytime
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sigh. that was not a thirst post. that was a "holy crap look at how much and yet how little has changed" post. that was a "isn't growing up strange" post. that was a "look how far we've come" post. not a thirst post.
#the only ''thirst'' you will see here is when I get dehydrated and grouchy#(and the occasional ''I need a hug from these guys so bad'' sentiment but like. I'm a token aroace around here. you get what I mean)#she speaks!#this is about the van days (?) patrick + mania era patrick post. respectfully why are people objectifying him in my tags
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Every time someone tells me I’m a good writer my imposter syndrome goes haywire and I wonder if I’m actually good at anything
#and then I remember that’s just my mom telling me my music teacher is payed to tell me I’m good at something#like okay my writing is#writing#it’s not bad#there’s room for improvement#but a lot of that is just#a moral issue#which is just very personal to me#because I’m always like#well yeah Other People Can#but the second I do something I’m Awful And Evil#I have severe mommy issues basically#because my mom assumes the worst in people#but the second I do thst#I’m The Bad Guy#but I also just#tend to assume the best in people#like my autism prevents me from immediately seeing the harm in something most would consider suspicious#idk it’s 1 am and I’m too tired and probably dehydrated and my mom makes me so uncomfortable I procrastinate eating food on the daily#i have crippling depression#neon vented#y’all would you actually fucking do if you were just playing among us#and saw me#fucking neon danger#lime green in a flamingo hat#running around doing tasks#that’d be like if I was playing among us#and I saw that one really popular Instagram Jack stannie#wait is she more popular on Twitter now#idk I don’t keep up with social media like I used to because I discovered grass
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Guy who's been lost in the woods for weeks and is now having a Tumblr themed hallucination from dehydration dashboard simulator:

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If you squint really hard at my bark it kinda looks like Yaoi. See?

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Check out how loud I can be AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA
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🐭Stupid fucking rat who ate all my food Follow
Man I am just stuffed. Can't believe some chump just left a pile of berries lying around. I'm gonna eat his fingers when he sleeps.
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🌊That saltwater not to far Follow
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👩I don't know this person Follow
Are you ok? Hey. Can you hear me?
Guys call an ambulance I found a guy! He looks pretty bad.
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crawling feels so undignified but dehydration sucks so sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do i guess
#once again i’m staying at my parents house for the weekend#which isn’t accessible at all#which is actually hilarious because they invite me only to leave me on my own and not bring their phones with them#like i’m not fucking there. just in some dark room dehydrated and miserable#lmao#i’m not even gonna bitch about it i’m tired and they always manage to make me the bad guy
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long ass messy explaining of today:
well he hit/choked my mom for just trying get our stuff to leave like he had a tantrum we do for leaving a light in our room on at night w us in it and didn’t like taht she barked AT HIS SCREAMING then because he got arrested when he came back (me and dog locked out could remove our stuff had to wait until officers came to like help/oversee) he screamed get out off property then started throwing rocks and bricks at me and nova , keep in mind busy city suburb she has no collar or leash atm (inside and also all of our stuff) so the only safe place is in gate until we can all leave together(either to take her seprate but safe which is why from 9/10am-2pm i was trying to find smth) if she was out that gate she’d be gone. his sister JUST lost a dog in a car accident at same time as he was trying to force open gate while i begged not to shes get out and officers and my mom onw that second to get our stuff and remove us someone else walking by had a dog get out of their leash and he was trying help them “cause i just lost a dog this way” EXACT SAME SECOND
then he like ran off, at the throwing bricks point called 911 (cause i was supposed to anyway so we could remove stuff ) when i was on phone i gave wrong street twice in the panic so it took forever at this point i’m at 2% then officers come plus my mom with water (have had none except the two i asked some guys behind their gate for eternally grateful) and guy has disappeared (hiding out friends place hoping we just leave (everything we own?)) my mom calls him and officers talk to him he says half hour doesn’t get there for a full one and while waiting trying to figure out what to do for nova that’s best for her and maybe we could see again, they decide we could put her in a car and take to station with us u til we could get a shelter, then he shows up and chucks like only a couple things out and when officers walk through HE JUST LIES saying all of ours is his. upwards of thousand dollar worth of food maybe more considering spices (he had border nothing except what we’d given before we even went just cause he had nothing) my toiletries?? a tub of irreplaceable items , photos of my papa who died, birthday card, pictures sent to me, art and drawings given to me/done in treatment, my mom’s computer, a water bottle, a sport bag with my stuffie in it, and some of my clothes and some other things cooking supplies, my dogs food what? for his cat? (he doesn’t deserve that cat, absolutely love not fault on)
and he can do that, they knew he was lying but it’s his residence and it’s like there isn’t anything to do besides sue, i wanted my things back. had to have officer go back for a back pack cause it had my wallet and a cash app card w my name and my mothers meds so i mean he gave that over eventually , and then with like a bunch of stuff just thrown in his back yard we needed to like figure out what had what’s gone and what throw away cause can’t bring that much, and as going throw officers are like we don’t want to stand rushing over you while you go through causing forgetting things, so just call 911 when your done and we’ll come escort you and dog then, they leave, maybe 5 or 6:30, phone is dead now, got rid kf two thirds then he did come out while sorting for his garbage , like yeah we’re in way but it’s almost 8 we were calling that second and finishing up, he’s screaming off property and shit talking again, we were where we were supposed to be i said i’d just deal with his trash if it was so heinous n he didn’t want us touching. he wasn’t supposed tp b there til we had left . so we wait for officers it gets dark and cold and drizzly 5hrs go by nothing i’m just watching creepyass bugs on pavement after i magiver a leashe waist harness thing for her anyway something happend and all cars were redirected no one came until 2/3 am and they were SHITTY mostly mom talked to upfront , nova had been laying falling aslee but she did bark at them cause ya know middle of night she has no food no sleep watched some shit w all of us taday, and they’re like no. and can’t at night anyway no resources too late. so now we’re back in old apt w border nothing comparitive go 24hrs ago just until morning and it’s 4am and i STILL HAVENT SLEPT
#all my food all my family’s food our bowls#i didnt detail ev everything#one thing while me and nova were essentially stuff back yard a woman walked by and liked nova even we little testy and onw back just had#bought her a bag of treats just liek here i like dogs cute one#i hope she’s doing well and the guys that gave us two bottles of water we almost dehydrated/ over heated straight up#i feel bad think we woke neighbors in moving boxes back#also the last shitty shitty rude just sat in car and watched us moving everything on foot ‘we don’t know if ur commiting crime’ IF J WAS ID#GO IN N GET MG STUFF#vent#also second time#some guys HWO SAW HIM THRWO ROCKS yelled going mgh that black man did nothing#also video evidence of it as long that camer works and he also said on video to my mom he was gonna hit her again or he would
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the dehydration crew!!! 💦💧
okay guys I FINALLY made the little dehydration series. poor little critters. they look like dehydrated jellybeans. i just wanna flick em across my room and into a cup of water...
also, i always laugh when i include lunara in these companion posts cuz she's just my oc DSFIUHFDSI [insert "she thinks she's part of the team 😂😂😂" meme here] but too bad. shes my little blorbo. my pookie. and she IS a part of the canon crew in MY HEART!!!
(also also, remember to hydrate!! lest you end up like these little dried up critters)
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#shadowheart#bg3 shadowheart#lae'zel#bg3 lae'zel#karlach#bg3 karlach#karlach cliffgate#wyll#bg3 wyll#wyll ravengard#gale#bg3 gale#gale dekarios#astarion#bg3 astarion#astarion ancunin#lunara posting#bob the artist
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Everytime I see thirst posts about Logan's abs, I'm like I DON'T CAREEEEE! Poor guy's dehydrated and probably feels like shit
Screw him being ripped, I want him to move in with Wade and get a bit of chub on his stomach, that man needs some healthy weight gain and he needs it bad
#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#worst wolverine#wade wilson#deadpool#deadpool x wolverine#poolverine#deadclaws
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Hi lovely I’m not sure if you are taking requests right now but if you are can I request EMT!Marauders with a reader who has POTS (basically they’re always dehydrated, low blood pressure, and can faint if they don’t drink lots of water and electrolytes) and is lazy about drinking so much liquids everyday until she’s dizzy with a bad headache and the boys have to constantly ask her has she drank her Gatorade and water. Hope that makes sense😅 Totally understand if you don’t write it. Love your work! <3
Thank you for requesting lovely!
cw: reader has POTS, dehydration, the pressures of capitalism
emt!marauders x fem!reader ♡ 382 words
When your phone rings, it takes a couple of tries to get your shaky fingers to accept the call.
“Hello?”
“Hi, dovey.” Remus sounds tired. This strikes you as appropriate, ten hours into a twelve-hour shift.
Sympathy bends your voice. “Hi, honey. How’s it going?”
“Not terribly. Long day, though.”
You can hear someone jostling their way closer to the phone, and then Sirius shouts, “It is terrible! We miss you!”
You smile, cupping the phone close to your face when a woman sitting near you glances over.
“Yes, that too, of course,” Remus says. “Anyway, we just called to ask how you are.”
“How I am?”
“Mhm. James had a feeling” —in the background, you can hear James insist, “My sixth sense is never wrong, Rem”— “and we wanted to check in on you. Where are you right now?”
You keep your voice cautiously low. “I’m at a coffee shop. Just getting some things done.”
“And how much water have you had?”
You sigh. You want to be indignant about this, but you’re suddenly aware of a dull ache at your temples. “I’ve been drinking water,” you hedge.
Your boyfriend hums skeptically. “How much, dove?”
“Rem, I’m at a coffee shop.” You cast a furtive glance at the baristas. “I don’t want to whip out my own water bottle when I’ve already finished the drink I paid for.”
“Fainting is going to draw a lot more attention than drinking your own water,” he points out. When you hesitate, his tone gentles. “You could always order a water from the counter if that makes you feel better. You just need to drink more, sweetheart. You’re already feeling a bit dizzy, yeah?”
You catch yourself pouting even though none of your boys are there to see. “A little.”
“I can hear it in your voice,” he says. A new sound starts up in the background of the call, loud and wailing, but Remus’ voice doesn’t change. “Drink something, now. Two bottles at least.”
“Okay,” you relent. “Wait, is that the siren? Are you guys on a call?”
Sirius steals the phone again. “If you don’t start downing some fluids, this siren is coming for you. Got that?”
You roll your eyes so hard it’s a wonder they don’t hear it. “Yeah. Got it.”
#emt!marauders#emt!marauders x reader#marauders au#poly!marauders#poly!marauders x reader#poly!marauders x fem!reader#poly!marauders x y/n#poly!marauders x you#poly!marauders x self insert#poly!marauders fanfiction#poly!marauders fanfic#poly!marauders fic#poly!marauders fluff#poly!marauders imagine#poly!marauders scenario#poly!marauders drabble#poly!marauders blurb#poly!marauders one shot#poly!marauders oneshot#james potter#james potter x reader#sirius black#sirius black x reader#remus lupin#remus lupin x reader#marauders#marauders fanfiction#marauders fandom#the marauders#hp marauders
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Shit guys, why did nobody tell me we finally started using the space lazer? It's really rude for me to have to find out this way
In all seriousness though, there are so so so many bad things Israel has actually done, making up new things is just pointless.
Evaporation is when water gets heated so much, it turns into gas aka steam. This dude, who is a journalist, is claiming that not only is there a weapon which turns people into liquid, it also then turns that liquid into steam. Because without that liquidfying step, the weapon would just be dehydrating people and steaming them alive by turning the water content in their body into steam.
Both of those are not at all realistic. Israel isn't some MCU villian.
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