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Richie and eddie at the movies

movie guy: sorry, i can’t let you in! your too young for this movie, and you only have one ticket.

Richie and eddie: *looking at lone Trenchcoat hanging on the coatrack*

Eddie: are you thinking what i’m thinking?

Richie: yea...

Richie: *throws trenchcoat on the ticket guy, grabs eddies and and runs* RUN

Eddie: this is definitely not what i was thinking

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Richie: all odd numbers have a ‘E’

in them

Eddie: richie, it’s three am

Richie: t-h-r-E-E

Eddie: go back to sleep

(credit to @cream-cheese-and-bagels)

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Richie: *does something stupid*

Eddie: ugh why do i like you again?

Richie: ahahahaha you said you like me! eddie likesss meeeeee

Eddie: .....

Eddie: were married

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prompt: both work at the coffee shop and talk sometimes but that’s enough to make each of them fall for each other. one day business is slow so richie and eddie get some coffee and have a mini date in their own job!! boom then they’re rlly in love and they all live happily ever after - for anonymous

written by: Alexis | @quixoticquest

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“I’m sorry ma’am, the peppermint bark latte is a seasonal drink. We don’t serve it until December.”

“What? Are you kidding me?” The woman across the counter levelled an incredulous glare at Eddie, as if he had spit in her face instead of reporting something he thought to be very reasonable. “I drove all the way here and you don’t have it?”

“We don’t. It’s a holiday drink,” Eddie answered, clinging to the scripted explanations that usually worked on perfectly rational customers. Who the fuck wanted a hot mint chocolate coffee in the summer anyway?

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THIS. IS. THE. CUTEST. SHIT. EVER.

Please tell us the story of how you guys met!

Gather round children while I tell you the beginning of our epic love story.

-Richie

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Eddie: hey, I love you

Richie: dude, no way! that’s awesome sauce

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do you ever think that people started shipping stenbrough a lot because they shipped jyatt but didn’t want to ship actors?

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IT AND ANDI MACK!? YES PLEASE MY TWO FAVS

Scared gay bean comes out to other gay bean 🏳️‍🌈

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i couldn’t help myself kasdhglkas [x]

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bill can like beverly or what ever, but there is no way in hell that stan isn’t crushing on him big time

you can’t change my mind