#deadpool apparently

[never-ending-fanfic]

Things my Star Wars Clueless Bestie™ said about Star Wars:

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"I just randomly remembered that jedi steal children, and I am very confused because I thought they were the good guys"

"If Anakin is Luke's father and also the evil black dude then how many years do pass between those damn movies?!" (huehuehue)

"dark wader??" (sure)

"and his ship is like orb of death? Or was it star? Star of death? Dark star? Am I even close by this point?" (adorable is what she is)

"hello there. Obiwan kenobi" *shu shu playing with 4 swords*

(about Maul) the red horny evil dude, that is, I repeat, definitely not hot, can strangle pepole with force and that is fucked up, like he can look at anybody and just be like "that's enough air for you", horrific

Upon me explaining to her that all Force users can potentially do that, she replied with "Oh so he just a bitch like that, I see" (I can't wait for her to properly meet Anakin)

I told her that in Star Wars Rebels they kept describing Thrawn as "the one with red eyes" and hardly ever mention his blue skin, so she keeps on refering to him as "the one with red eyes and no other interesting features"

she appreciates Kallus' Zero Hour hair noodle and says he has great brow game

wonders where did Thrawn's eyebrows go

(about Pryce, buckle up) haircut using a bowl, vile eye color, maybe a lesbian, nevertheless "needs to be fucked now", great brow game cause she apparently shares a cosmetologist with Kallus, would be a math teacher in another life, bra size 75 B (just... okay...)

she asked if Pryce really needs 2 pens, upon learning that Thrawn carries around 4 of them she snorted and upon learning they weren't pens she seemed to have an existential crisis

Pryce=not a prize xoxo

compared Hondo's hat (from Star Wars Rebels) to Hootie from The Owl House

(about the Grand Inquisitor) "such big forehead, such little brain"

Lightning Sword™

called Zeb a frog once

shocked that Jedi are an order and cannot officially have significant others (I seriously thought she knew at least that)

"I keep seeing a trailer of some new Star Wars show with this dude in a helmet and with Baby Yoda and I just can't help but think about Deadpool, for the singular reason that they are both wearing a full coverage suit, I mean I think it's the only similarity cause there is not way this star wars guy is a cool as Ryan Reynolds" (everything in this sentence is so random...)

[kendyroy]

I love how Worst Wolverine becomes insanely attached to Wade almost immediately.

Worstie meets this guy at a bar and his first instinct is to poke him on the head and chug till he passes out, which ultimately leads to him getting kidnapped.

Worstie then never leaves this guy’s side despite repeatedly calling the guy annoying and a liar. Like he really had every opportunity to just abandon him, but didn’t.

Worstie realizes that this guy is literally all he has and that it would actually hurt if anything happened to him.

This guy is the only person who has given a crap about Worstie in probably several years, and the thought of losing him makes Worstie “break down a big heavy door and scream his name” levels of angry.

Worstie’s so insanely attached that, in a Madonna-induced emotional flashback, Worstie’s memories seem to only go as far back as he’s known this dude. This guy really gave Worstie his first sense of purpose in the longest time, and he’s literally all that matters to him. This dude has become Worstie’s entire universe.

[tma-themed-brain]

"Old man yaoi"

[retrobr]

Deadpool and Wolverine: the car scene.

Night at the Museum: the car scene, but family friendly.

[katerinaaqu]

Epic the Musical:

Athena: Please dad help Odysseus! I realized he is my good friend and needs help!

Zeus: Who? That shameful man I made him choose to kill himself or his men? Why would I do that? It was so fun!You just seek attention! I'll tell you what though; if you convince others then I shall release him! Let's play

Athena: *does that*

Zeus: How DARE you!

Zeus: *strikes her*

The Odyssey:

Athena: Please father how could you forget on Odysseus who was always pious to the gods?

Zeus: Me? Forget about him? How can I? He is like one of the best when it comes to sacrifices and respecting the gods.

Athena: Then why won't you help him?

Zeus: I have nothing against the man. But my hands are tied! He committed hubris and nemesis had to find him and my brother is pissed off at him. I can't do much.

Athena: I cannot face him but now he is away please help Odysseus at least escape Ogygia! Send Hermes to bring the message and I shall go to help his son! The prophecy needs to be fulfilled!

Zeus: you speak the truth. Let us try.

[wolverines-actual-boyfriend]

I think Kurt should have been in Deadpool and Wolverine because he is wolverines og bff and boyfriend. And also one of the best and most iconic X-men. But we all know he wasn’t in the movie because his sheer cuntiness would take away from Deadpool’s quips and dp and wolvies dynamic🤷

[strandedtoodeep]

alternative explanation to why Wade want to sacrifice himself in the Time Ripper scene:

Wade: That’s why it’s gotta be me. Logan: What, no- Wade: Yes. Yes it is. I need to do this by myself. Logan: Why? Wade: Because if i die now... i'll not have to watch them die later. Because in the end, i'll outlive them. All of them, Logan.

[shy-canadian-snowflake]

We could have had Wade be carried bridal style??? Devastated.

[mintaikk]

LMAO HE'S ON DEADPOOL'S FREE PASS LIST

[froggieeez]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUGH JACKMAN OAJAJAJEKDJ AHHHHHH IM LITERALLY IN LOVE AND IN A VERY HEALTHY WAY!!!!!!! I HOPE YOU ENOOY YOUR BIRTHDAY YOU MAGNIFICENT MAN, EVEN IF YOU WONT SEE IT JAKSJXJDKDDKDJD

Guys it’s not even funny, I wanna touch and steal his hair. IT LOOKS SO SOFT GIVE ME YOUR ROUTINE MR JACKMAN

THANK YOU FOR WHAT YOU DO MR JACKMAN, YOU MAKE ME SMILE AND HYPERFIXATE ON YOUR CHARACTERS FROM MOVIES YOU PLAY AS!

[gods-perfect-idiots]

I've been trying my best to do @poolverine-week but haven't made anything I'm really happy with yet so here's day 6 (sharing clothes prompt... kinda?).

anyway had fun getting in some details here (note the silly bracelets they made for each other... and no, Wade did not tell the truth about what Logan's means lol)

[crispyliza]

oh shit I forgot to check the news *opens tumblr trending page*

[icarusredwings]

Thinking about that just how powerful charles is and just how fucked it would be if other Charles' could telepath his other universe' kids?

Logan's just sitting at the counter in wades apartment and is about to start smoking again but then gets thrown into some phycodelic trance. From the outside, he's just sitting there staring off into space, probably drooling, but in here, he gets thrown into a desk, and he instantly gets up like "Awww shit- No-"

And there he is, standing at that stupid chalkboard, and he tsks at him while leaning back on a desk. "Ooh, my dear boy. Class is now in session."

"Oh god-"

"Sit."

Logans like hesitant and Charles just gives him this LOOK and he sits like the good puppy he is.

"What did I do now? Don't tell me you're giving me detention beyond the dead."

Xavier just smirks and is like "You're far too clever to believe that do you?"

Messes with him really bad.

"So. Why do you think you're here today?"

"Because I accidently did cocaine and now im tripping balls."

"Demerits. You always did struggle with appropriate language, didn't you, Logan?"

"Alright this is really freaking me out."

"What is a mind that is not willing to explore the uncomfortable?"

"What does that even mean!?"

"How is one supposed to overcome their own struggles if they can not come to understanding of their own being?"

"Okay now I know you're chuck because he never made sense either."

All while Wade is like "Peanut? Woohooo? Wolvie? Well shit ill have what hes having. Puppy power! Go!" And picks up puppins to make her try to lick him back into consciousness all while mentally hes being lectured on how he came so far and did so well to better himself, so why become a worse role model now for those around him?

It ends with Logan having a breakdown and venting to charles, and things change again to be in his office and him, laying his head in his wheel chair, petting his head, consoling him.

"Oh my child.. you always were so troubled. So baffled in your own person."

Logan looks up to him with teary eyes and a look that just shows the little boy in him and hes like "..I still dont know what you're talking about.." while shaking his head softly.

He just smiles at him and says, "You will. You always do. You just take longer than the others, but you'll get it. You were and always will be one of my best pupils, Logan. The student became the teacher. But now the teacher must learn a few more lessons before facing peace."

Then suddenly when he comes too, hes sobbing and his face is soaked with both tears and puppy spit, he has goosebumps and hes panting with such wide, scared eyes.

"Holy shit- what just happened?" And before he can even awnser Wade he throws the cigar at the wall and sobs with his hands gripping his hair, heaving.

"I just got mind fucked by a dead old man!"

"Aww not fair :( I wanna be mind fucked by an old man"

"Trust me. You dont. You really REALLY dont."

[venominomenon]

Peter: Actually, I'm bisexual.

Wade: I appreciate that.

*they shake their hands*

Ellie: *whispers* what does it mean?

Wade: It means that he's amphibian.

[quinnlyyy]

is the x-men just a bunch of whores bc istg i've seen every single x-men shipped with every other x-men

[worstloki]

A reminder that Disney/Marvel ARE on the BDS National Committee boycott list, and have been reproached by several other organisations, including Palestinian Campaign for the Academic and Cultural Boycott of Israel (PACBI), calling for a boycott. (Source)

Posted by the BDSnationalcommittee on instagram here. Images copied from twitter repost.