#deadpool apparently

[never-ending-fanfic]

Things my Star Wars Clueless Bestie™ said about Star Wars:

Part 1-Part 2-------------------------------------

"I just randomly remembered that jedi steal children, and I am very confused because I thought they were the good guys"

"If Anakin is Luke's father and also the evil black dude then how many years do pass between those damn movies?!" (huehuehue)

"dark wader??" (sure)

"and his ship is like orb of death? Or was it star? Star of death? Dark star? Am I even close by this point?" (adorable is what she is)

"hello there. Obiwan kenobi" *shu shu playing with 4 swords*

(about Maul) the red horny evil dude, that is, I repeat, definitely not hot, can strangle pepole with force and that is fucked up, like he can look at anybody and just be like "that's enough air for you", horrific

Upon me explaining to her that all Force users can potentially do that, she replied with "Oh so he just a bitch like that, I see" (I can't wait for her to properly meet Anakin)

I told her that in Star Wars Rebels they kept describing Thrawn as "the one with red eyes" and hardly ever mention his blue skin, so she keeps on refering to him as "the one with red eyes and no other interesting features"

she appreciates Kallus' Zero Hour hair noodle and says he has great brow game

wonders where did Thrawn's eyebrows go

(about Pryce, buckle up) haircut using a bowl, vile eye color, maybe a lesbian, nevertheless "needs to be fucked now", great brow game cause she apparently shares a cosmetologist with Kallus, would be a math teacher in another life, bra size 75 B (just... okay...)

she asked if Pryce really needs 2 pens, upon learning that Thrawn carries around 4 of them she snorted and upon learning they weren't pens she seemed to have an existential crisis

Pryce=not a prize xoxo

compared Hondo's hat (from Star Wars Rebels) to Hootie from The Owl House

(about the Grand Inquisitor) "such big forehead, such little brain"

Lightning Sword™

called Zeb a frog once

shocked that Jedi are an order and cannot officially have significant others (I seriously thought she knew at least that)

"I keep seeing a trailer of some new Star Wars show with this dude in a helmet and with Baby Yoda and I just can't help but think about Deadpool, for the singular reason that they are both wearing a full coverage suit, I mean I think it's the only similarity cause there is not way this star wars guy is a cool as Ryan Reynolds" (everything in this sentence is so random...)

[w1zard0foz]

i never thought that i would be reviving my x-men phase in the year 2024 but oh my god it’s the only thing i have been able to think about for the past week and a half

[tma-thoughts]

"Old man yaoi"

[wolverines-actual-boyfriend]

I think Kurt should have been in Deadpool and Wolverine because he is wolverines og bff and boyfriend. And also one of the best and most iconic X-men. But we all know he wasn’t in the movie because his sheer cuntiness would take away from Deadpool’s quips and dp and wolvies dynamic🤷

[katerinaaqu]

Epic the Musical:

Athena: Please dad help Odysseus! I realized he is my good friend and needs help!

Zeus: Who? That shameful man I made him choose to kill himself or his men? Why would I do that? It was so fun!You just seek attention! I'll tell you what though; if you convince others then I shall release him! Let's play

Athena: *does that*

Zeus: How DARE you!

Zeus: *strikes her*

The Odyssey:

Athena: Please father how could you forget on Odysseus who was always pious to the gods?

Zeus: Me? Forget about him? How can I? He is like one of the best when it comes to sacrifices and respecting the gods.

Athena: Then why won't you help him?

Zeus: I have nothing against the man. But my hands are tied! He committed hubris and nemesis had to find him and my brother is pissed off at him. I can't do much.

Athena: I cannot face him but now he is away please help Odysseus at least escape Ogygia! Send Hermes to bring the message and I shall go to help his son! The prophecy needs to be fulfilled!

Zeus: you speak the truth. Let us try.

[mintaikk]

LMAO HE'S ON DEADPOOL'S FREE PASS LIST

[retrobr]

Deadpool and Wolverine: the car scene.

Night at the Museum: the car scene, but family friendly.

[crispyliza]

oh shit I forgot to check the news *opens tumblr trending page*

[icarusredwings]

Thinking about that just how powerful charles is and just how fucked it would be if other Charles' could telepath his other universe' kids?

Logan's just sitting at the counter in wades apartment and is about to start smoking again but then gets thrown into some phycodelic trance. From the outside, he's just sitting there staring off into space, probably drooling, but in here, he gets thrown into a desk, and he instantly gets up like "Awww shit- No-"

And there he is, standing at that stupid chalkboard, and he tsks at him while leaning back on a desk. "Ooh, my dear boy. Class is now in session."

"Oh god-"

"Sit."

Logans like hesitant and Charles just gives him this LOOK and he sits like the good puppy he is.

"What did I do now? Don't tell me you're giving me detention beyond the dead."

Xavier just smirks and is like "You're far too clever to believe that do you?"

Messes with him really bad.

"So. Why do you think you're here today?"

"Because I accidently did cocaine and now im tripping balls."

"Demerits. You always did struggle with appropriate language, didn't you, Logan?"

"Alright this is really freaking me out."

"What is a mind that is not willing to explore the uncomfortable?"

"What does that even mean!?"

"How is one supposed to overcome their own struggles if they can not come to understanding of their own being?"

"Okay now I know you're chuck because he never made sense either."

All while Wade is like "Peanut? Woohooo? Wolvie? Well shit ill have what hes having. Puppy power! Go!" And picks up puppins to make her try to lick him back into consciousness all while mentally hes being lectured on how he came so far and did so well to better himself, so why become a worse role model now for those around him?

It ends with Logan having a breakdown and venting to charles, and things change again to be in his office and him, laying his head in his wheel chair, petting his head, consoling him.

"Oh my child.. you always were so troubled. So baffled in your own person."

Logan looks up to him with teary eyes and a look that just shows the little boy in him and hes like "..I still dont know what you're talking about.." while shaking his head softly.

He just smiles at him and says, "You will. You always do. You just take longer than the others, but you'll get it. You were and always will be one of my best pupils, Logan. The student became the teacher. But now the teacher must learn a few more lessons before facing peace."

Then suddenly when he comes too, hes sobbing and his face is soaked with both tears and puppy spit, he has goosebumps and hes panting with such wide, scared eyes.

"Holy shit- what just happened?" And before he can even awnser Wade he throws the cigar at the wall and sobs with his hands gripping his hair, heaving.

"I just got mind fucked by a dead old man!"

"Aww not fair :( I wanna be mind fucked by an old man"

"Trust me. You dont. You really REALLY dont."

[quinnlyyy]

is the x-men just a bunch of whores bc istg i've seen every single x-men shipped with every other x-men

[worstloki]

A reminder that Disney/Marvel ARE on the BDS National Committee boycott list, and have been reproached by several other organisations, including Palestinian Campaign for the Academic and Cultural Boycott of Israel (PACBI), calling for a boycott. (Source)

Posted by the BDSnationalcommittee on instagram here. Images copied from twitter repost.

[xxskyethetiredemoxx]

OK, when I went with my friend to go see Deadpool and Wolverine at the beginning of the month, after the movie ended, these two guys started shouting at each other about one of them being too loud, and they started physically fighting at the exit. Like one grabbed the other's throat and pinned him against the wall and was shouting at him. And my friend and I were almost completely unbothered, and just started joking about how we didn't wanna see the a scene from the movie irl.

[stickymeltedheart]

im not really into deadpool and wolverine ship, but is it called deadwolve? because if it is i'm in

[degenerating-regenerate]

Rating: M

Words: 7,878, chapter 1/1

Archive Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violence (canon-typical)

Relationship: Wade Wilson (Deadpool)/Logan (Wolverine) M/M

Tags: Getting Together, Grumpy Logan, violence as romance, pranking as romance, Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Humor, some angst but no plot, No Spoilers for Movie Deadpool 3: Deadpool & Wolverine (2024), movie stuff is mentioned if you squint but not in a spoilery way at all, Idiots in Love, First Kiss, Deadpool Thought Boxes, POV Wade Wilson, Protective Logan, Deadpool Being Deadpool, Dialogue Heavy

Summary:

When it came to getting someone's attention, Wade was an expert. He was loud, in basically every way, and the word 'subtle' wasn't in his vocabulary. Logan's attention was particularly easy to get, but a real pain in the ass to keep. or, Wade realizes that making Logan angry is guaranteed to get him noticed - the problem is that he wants more than that.

[apicelladonna]

(Ferte in noctem animam meam) Grindeldore one shot, post HBP.

Dumbledore’s steps were slow, each one a battle against the searing pain that coursed through his withered body. The blackened, necrotic flesh of his right hand, throbbed like Greek fire kissed it. He felt the corruption spreading further now, creeping up his his upper torso and nearing the place where he thought his heart would be.

The gates of Nurmengard loomed before him, a once-proud fortress now decayed in the shadow of its former master. He stepped through it, the scent of rot heavy in the air. Dead Aurors and house-elves littered the courtyard, victims of the final assault of the dark lord's quest for answers.

The war had turned, its tides sweeping away what little hope had once flickered. Now, that hope rested on the shoulders of the young. All of them carrying the burden of a world too heavy for a hopeful future.

Each step up the spiral staircase was torture. His breath rattled in his chest, and his vision blurred with pain. But still, he climbed. He knew what awaited him at the top. He knew why he had come.

The door to the tower was ajar. Tom had been here.

He paused for a moment, his weary mind spinning through the possibilities. Tom Riddle had sought out the only other dark wizard who had once held the Elder Wand.

Gellert.

He had come for answers, but he would have found none. Albus knew this because he knew Gellert Grindelwald better than anyone alive.

In his arrogance, his pride, his twisted sense of loyalty, Gellert would never have divulged the truth. Not to Tom. Not to anyone.

And now Albus no longer held the wand. Its allegiance had shifted—first to Draco Malfoy, and who knows where after. Perhaps Voldemort had realized this. Perhaps that was why he had left Gellert like this.

Dumbledore stepped through the doorway into the tower room.

Gellert lay crumpled on the cold stone floor, his thin prison robes hanging limply over his wasted frame. His once-vibrant eyes, those piercing mismatched eyes Albus had known so well, were vacant now, staring at nothing.

He was a hollow shell, a body left to rot where it had fallen. Tom Riddle had not even afforded him the dignity of a final word, a final glance.

Albus took a shaking breath, his heart breaking in a way it hadn't in decades. Gellert. The boy he had loved. The man who had turned into his greatest enemy. And now this—just another casualty of a war that had stretched over lifetimes.

With every ounce of strength he had left, Dumbledore knelt beside him. Pain shot through his body, but he ignored it, his focus solely on Gellert. Gently, he took the rigid, lifeless body in his arms, lifting him so that Gellert could sit upright against the stone wall. The old wizard’s hands shook as he closed Gellert’s eyes, those once-bright eyes that had seen so much of the world’s wonder and darkness alike.

There were no words. What could he say? No eulogy would ever be enough for the complicated, tragic life of Gellert Grindelwald. He had been a visionary and a tyrant, a lover and a monster. And now, he was gone.

No one would come to mourn him. No one would check on the man who had once threatened the very fabric of the magical world. In the midst of another wizarding war, with Voldemort's shadow creeping ever closer, Gellert Grindelwald was just another body, forgotten in the chaos.

And Albus—Albus would soon be another as well.

He leaned back against the cold stone wall, his cursed hand resting limply in his lap. The pain was unbearable now, the curse nearly overtaking his entire body.

But for this moment, there was peace. There, in the silence of the highest tower, with the dead all around, he could rest.

Beside the man he had once loved. Beside his heart.

Beside Gellert.

The world could wait a little longer as Albus closed his eyes, resting on the other wizard's shoulder.

[shinyshayminflower]

So as I have mentioned before I made myself and Logan (wolverine) on tomodachi life because I lack the pc power to make them on sims (not to mention tomodachi life is funnier) here are some of the recent pictures of our wedding in game :

And as an update, here is what my in game self told me today :

I know no one gives a shit but if they do end up having a baby I will let yall know. President of delulu island signing off 💖