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I love how Worst Wolverine becomes insanely attached to Wade almost immediately.
Worstie meets this guy at a bar and his first instinct is to poke him on the head and chug till he passes out, which ultimately leads to him getting kidnapped.
Worstie then never leaves this guy’s side despite repeatedly calling the guy annoying and a liar. Like he really had every opportunity to just abandon him, but didn’t.
Worstie realizes that this guy is literally all he has and that it would actually hurt if anything happened to him.
This guy is the only person who has given a crap about Worstie in probably several years, and the thought of losing him makes Worstie “break down a big heavy door and scream his name” levels of angry.
Worstie’s so insanely attached that, in a Madonna-induced emotional flashback, Worstie’s memories seem to only go as far back as he’s known this dude. This guy really gave Worstie his first sense of purpose in the longest time, and he’s literally all that matters to him. This dude has become Worstie’s entire universe.
#i think im just describing the movie but whatever#love how this means that the plot is logan being so wadebrained#dudes obsessed with wade despite saying hes not#i mean bro if u dont like this guy so much just leave#but noooooo#mr ‘im gonna stick with him till the end despite saying hes annoying every 3 secs’ howlett#logan always losing the idgaf war cuz apparently he gives too much of af#poolverine#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool & wolverine#deadpool x wolverine#logan howlett#wade wilson#deadpool 3#wolverine#deadpool#worst wolverine
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Six Hundred Strike was really something huh
#epic the musical#epic the vengeance saga#epic spoilers#epic the musical spoilers#epic#I was shook to my very core#but he deserved every bit of that and MORE#IT DIDNT EVEN HAVE TO COME TO THAT#HE TRIED TALKING TO YOU POSEIDON#BUT NOOOOOO#NOW LOOK AT YOU#crumbs babbles
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Hello Tumblr,
I'm back and still in the middle of fuck ass nowhere, so you know what that means, more phone drawings of my favourite old men yaoi
#this took like three hours and i almost ran out of charge in the kiddle of no where for it#i have a few more ideas and ima start taking art requests for these guys blink blink#turnsnout i like the little tippy tappy of my fellow poolverine shippers on my post#Deadpool#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#deadpool 3#logan howlett#logan#wade#wade wilson#poolverine#deadclaws#art#digital art#gays#autism#i got fucking possed to draw this#it wasn't even set out to draw#i was going to leave it to tomorrow#but noooooo#well its done#and now my lock screen :D#hope you guys enjoy#pansexual#murderous intent#now to watch Deadpool 2 at midnight that i downloaded on my phone#deadpool x wolverine#wolverine x deadpool
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Just finished Dawntrail and I will say: Super annoyed that they did the trope where character has kid without mentioning other parent and how. Aka WHO IS GULOOL JA'S MOTHER AND OW THE FUCK DID ZORAAL JA GET LAID
#for a second i thought maybe hes a clone#thatd be a cool plot point#but noooooo#y talks#ff#ffxiv#zoraal ja#gulool ja#dawntrail#dawntrail spoilers
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every once in a while I'll remember that Hotrod isn't popular in the mainstream and get sad... :(
#hes literally such a good character#and the fucking successor to OPTIMUS GODDAMN PRIME#but nOoOoOo#80s kids had to blame him for killing Optimus#WHICH HE DIDNT#and now he's doomed to never be with the likes of#optimus prime#bumblebee#and#megatron#and only appreciated by the fandom#ugh#maccadam#transformers#hot rod#hotrod#rodimus#rodimus prime
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Not now, dracula
#dracula daily#I love this series so much even though I fell behind with it#thought it’s be symbolic with disposing of a tyrant on the same day#but noooooo#the devil laughs#2024#us elections
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Something that I find so fascinating is vander and Silco and how they react to this cycle that they’ve found themselves in, of violence and pain.
Vander responds to seeing the consequences of his actions with a complete shutdown. “Those girls on that bridge are alone now, and I can’t fix it, but I can make it so that no one else has to feel it again”, even if he ignores the fact that they’re trapped down there, and it will kill them.
Silco on the other hand, reacts with the opposite extreme. He sees those kids fighting, dying, and he says what’s one more for the cause? They’d have died anyway, why not die serving zaun?
Vander reacts to the cycle of violence by trying to shut it out, even when the cycle keeps going whether he likes it or not. Silco reacts to the cycle of violence by adding more violence to it because if he can just push hard enough, if he just keeps going, then he’ll have finally made it.
Not trying to take a side here, I just think it’s interesting.
#arcane#silco#vander#vander arcane#arcane silco#arcane analysis#I think they’re also kind of silly#in the sense of like#you could just TALK#but noooooo#you had to go and have TRAUMA about it#my posts
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odysseus really said "i can kill a baby but I draw the line at cheating on my wife"
#epic the musical#epic: the musical#epic: the circe saga#fr though he DID have a son with circe and leaving it out is a coward move#jk i get it narratively but damn#imagine this depiction of odysseus having too grapple with the fact the he's leaving one son without a father to return to the other#who also grew up without a father#i know odysseus didnt know about he and circe's son for awhile but LISTEN#if we're going to changw things around#i just feel that it's SO narratively delicious to have him turn his back on his principles in the name of embracing them not once but TWICE#circe is supposed to be a brief respite where we grapple with the idea that we may never see home again after all#its the belly of the whale#but noooooo#mythological adaptation agony
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LILLIAAAAAAAA!!!!
I love her so much, too bad you can't marry her....
#harvest moon more friends of mineral town#harvest moon#bokumono#bokujou monogatari#bokumono fanart#kotton draws#One of the few npcs I wish were marriageable#but noooooo#godammit#always wanted her since i was little
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Can you imagine how many more fun interactions and snippets we could be getting about Dragon Age: The Veilguard if EA would just sign the damn contract with SAG-AFTRA?
#we could be blorbo posting with Erica Ishii and Matt Mercer right now#but noooooo#dragon age the veilguard#i hope someone at EA reads this post and thinks for one second about what this is doing to their release numbers#because clearly they're not motivated by fair practices towards their voice and mo-cap actors#datv#dragon age#ea games#electronic arts productions
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It’s like 2 in the morning but here we go! This is probably one of the most anti posts I’ll ever make, I’m generally not the type to post about things I dislike, but this has been on my nerves for a while. Alastor is annoying and the fandom makes it worse.
Like he had the potential to be such a cool character but he kind of comes off as just like, trying too hard to be creepy. Like a middle schooler wanting to be weird and scary and edgy. It’s so obvious to me that all he’s doing is posturing because either he’s that overconfident or he knows he’s outclassed by a lot of people.
The fandom didn’t help with my view of him either. When I was first introduced to Hazbin the people who did so painted a neat picture. I love manipulator characters, watching them pull the strings to make everything fall into place according to their whims is entertaining, so I started out really interested in his character.
Then I started poking around the fandom and found… a bunch of people who fell for his mediocre, middle schooler esc manipulation. (I try not to judge simps since I’m aro and don’t experience those emotions, but some of ya’ll…)
The only time I genuinely enjoyed seeing him on screen was when Adam was beating his ass. Every other time he was just annoying.
Like Adam for example is a horrible person but he’s not annoying, he’s entertaining. Alastor could have been a horrible man but incredibly entertaining, but he’s not.
(Related note, I’ve worked with kids and watching Alastor and Vox fight kind of reminds me of that… Alastor and Lucifer too.)
Okay I’m going to sleep now
#hazbin hotel critical#anti alastor#So much wasted potential#He could have been so cool#Controlling everything from the shadows while simultaneously putting up the mask of someone genuinely interested in the hotel#But noooooo#Instead we get Edgy Red Middle Schooler#I have so many examples of character tropes done right so I know the show can do it#Charlie is a bit of a head in the clouds dreamer who is learning to keep her feet a bit more firmly on the ground#Vaggie has a traumatizing past that paints her every decision and makes her feel worthless#Adam is a textbook golden child never punished for anything and allowed to get away with everything#Sera is deeply flawed and did the wrong things for what she believed to be the right reasons#So many good characters who are entertaining to watch!#And then you have… Alastor.
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What does a fella do when you wanna talk with your moots, but you don't know HOW or WHAT to say? I wanna SOCIALIZE I wanna MAKE FRIENDS, but I also have a really big issue with not knowin what to say, so I accidentally leave people on read, and then I feel guilty. I swear I'm cool and fun to be around!! I just need to talk more
#dusty yaps#siggghh#i wish i was taught how to socialize when i was younger#then this wouldn't be a PROBLEM#but NOoOOOO#ma and da had to be like#“focus on school first. you shouldnt waste time on other people when you have so much to do.”#and then they wonder why i have no friends#and now theyre like “you need to get out of the house more! go make friends!”#I LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF BUMFUCK NOWHERE PENNSYLVANIA#theres nowhere to go and nobody to talk to!#guh i just realized im ventin i need to stop#ANYWAYYYY#i would like..friends. socialization#please
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Is it just me or does Ianthe feel like such a filler villain?
Like she exists just to cause issues and that's all to her character. We know she is hungry for power, but why? She is already an incredibly high-ranking person of power in the Spring Court as a High Priestess. She has the capabilities of influencing and even downright controlling the High lord through manipulation. She had access to the Night Court, so her influence very clearly stems far beyond the SC.
She is a religious icon, so does what does her worship look like? What does her day look like with the Priestesses? Magic clearly influences their religion. Do they have ceremonies dedicated to the fertility magic? What's the story.
Why is she so evil? Does she want to take over the Court itself? Did she want access to the Cauldron, a powerful tool for a High Priestess to have in hand, and that's why she pushed to suck up to Hybern.
Does she have any hobbies? Interests? What was her relationship with Tamlin as a child? When and where did they meet? How close were they?
She is such an important character that drives the plot of the series, yet we know nothing about her. She is written off as a rapist and given no complexity.
She only exists to further villainise Tamlin and it shows.
#we could have had so much with ianthe#a badass female villain with pure intent but evil ways of going about it#or someone who wanted to unify prythian using the power she had#or a woman who wanted to liberate women from oppression#but noooooo#we get a character who we barely know anything about#ianthe#someone rewrite ianthe for me#anti acomaf#anti acowar#tamlin#pro tamlin#pro spring court#acotar#acotar headcanons#acotar au
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darry and paul having their falling out/breakup after the curtis parents die and paul ofc not understanding why he would choose his friends over himself, paul just not understanding that kind of love/loyalty. bev entering at the peak of their fight and asking what’s goin on and she’s confused why he would want to go back to being a greaser. darry says something like “being a greaser isn’t a physical thing; it’s who i am. i would think you of all people would understand” and that’s when bev becomes the bev we meet in the show. that’s when bev comes across as this cruel and evil person because she’s just lost the only confidant she’s ever had and she’s scared paul might start to question what darry meant by that so she’s lashing out at any greaser bc obviously if she’s not scared to hurt them than she can’t be close to them or was ever one of them right ?
#i have so many thoughts about them#i wanted to have fluffy thoughts happy thoughts#but noooooo#my brain can only think of angst#the outsiders#outsiders musical#darry curtis#paul holden#beverly jitney bush#anna!bev#specifically ofc#orange beverly if you will
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Just saying🤷♀️
@cattivedonne with her amazing art and amazing works🫶🏼
#4kota#and I stand by this#no one likes her#and yeah another ruined character by Nakaba#she had potential#and yet the age gap👏#or they could’ve had a cute sibling relationship#but noooooo#I’ll forever be mad at this#I can’t wait until they never see each other again#mokushiroku no yonkishi#tristan liones#Guinevere hate club#four knights of the apocalypse#anime and manga#Lancelot 4koa#Gwain 4koa#Percival 4koa#so sorry
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Naruto au where a woman giving birth to a dead man’s child is considered bad luck so the child is killed upon birth.
So when the newly widowed fem!Naru is confronted with the traditions of the Uchiha clan what is she to do except flee for the sake of her child?
When she finally gets out of fire she can’t help but collapse at the base of a tree to rest in the forest. What she doesn’t expect is to wake up to a circle of dogs and white haired kids staring at her with wide eyes.
#naruto has an arranged marriage with sasuke#they became great friends and tried to wiggle out of the have kids part of the contract#but noooooo#so they finally gave in and did it#one month later the war starts up again#six months later sasuke die sin battle#itachi helps smuggle her out because he refuses to see his baby brothers widow and his nephew get killed#while the widows aren’t killed by tradition too#Naruto has asserted her opinion enough that he knows she’d go out fighting for that baby if she had to #so he gets her out and she runs allllllll the way to lighting where she sleeps under a nice comfy trees#and wakes up to a bunch of Hatake pups staring at her#her new found maternal instincts scream#and somehow ends up guiding some lost Hatake kids back home since they were playing a hunting game and went too far#she of course meets kakashi and immediately captures the attention of allllll of the Hatake#kakashi especially#kakanaru#uzumaki naruto#naruto#kakashi Hatake
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