#but noooooo

[kendyroy]

I love how Worst Wolverine becomes insanely attached to Wade almost immediately.

Worstie meets this guy at a bar and his first instinct is to poke him on the head and chug till he passes out, which ultimately leads to him getting kidnapped.

Worstie then never leaves this guy’s side despite repeatedly calling the guy annoying and a liar. Like he really had every opportunity to just abandon him, but didn’t.

Worstie realizes that this guy is literally all he has and that it would actually hurt if anything happened to him.

This guy is the only person who has given a crap about Worstie in probably several years, and the thought of losing him makes Worstie “break down a big heavy door and scream his name” levels of angry.

Worstie’s so insanely attached that, in a Madonna-induced emotional flashback, Worstie’s memories seem to only go as far back as he’s known this dude. This guy really gave Worstie his first sense of purpose in the longest time, and he’s literally all that matters to him. This dude has become Worstie’s entire universe.

[onomonopetabread]

Six Hundred Strike was really something huh

[drac0line1nn1t]

Hello Tumblr,

I'm back and still in the middle of fuck ass nowhere, so you know what that means, more phone drawings of my favourite old men yaoi

[spliceyblues]

He is going on my burn book for sure.

This fugly greedy little corporate rat be stealing wallets from twst players. DO NOT TRUST THIS RODENT‼️‼️‼️

[kiloude-city]

Just finished Dawntrail and I will say: Super annoyed that they did the trope where character has kid without mentioning other parent and how. Aka WHO IS GULOOL JA'S MOTHER AND OW THE FUCK DID ZORAAL JA GET LAID

[transformersbrainrot]

every once in a while I'll remember that Hotrod isn't popular in the mainstream and get sad... :(

[purple-petrichor]

Not now, dracula

[peachsukii]

Someone save me from this damn headache. 😭

[bentnotbroken1fanfiction]

Y'all, this top Style fic is getting out of hand lol Style started all earnest and now Fadel is domming the fuck out of him and he's just a pile of goo following directions as he fucks his boyfriend just how he's being commanded to.

You were supposed to take him apart and make him cry, Style. Not nearly go into sub drop.

[narutothoughts]

Naruto au where a woman giving birth to a dead man’s child is considered bad luck so the child is killed upon birth.

So when the newly widowed fem!Naru is confronted with the traditions of the Uchiha clan what is she to do except flee for the sake of her child?

When she finally gets out of fire she can’t help but collapse at the base of a tree to rest in the forest. What she doesn’t expect is to wake up to a circle of dogs and white haired kids staring at her with wide eyes.

[iminmywritersdungeon]

Something that I find so fascinating is vander and Silco and how they react to this cycle that they’ve found themselves in, of violence and pain.

Vander responds to seeing the consequences of his actions with a complete shutdown. “Those girls on that bridge are alone now, and I can’t fix it, but I can make it so that no one else has to feel it again”, even if he ignores the fact that they’re trapped down there, and it will kill them.

Silco on the other hand, reacts with the opposite extreme. He sees those kids fighting, dying, and he says what’s one more for the cause? They’d have died anyway, why not die serving zaun?

Vander reacts to the cycle of violence by trying to shut it out, even when the cycle keeps going whether he likes it or not. Silco reacts to the cycle of violence by adding more violence to it because if he can just push hard enough, if he just keeps going, then he’ll have finally made it.

Not trying to take a side here, I just think it’s interesting.

[tooturtly]

Tin foil hat moment but I think that one of the reasons the writers dropped/pulled back on the Zaun/Piltover plot line was because it functions as a pretty overt parallel to Palestine/Israel.

Like, a privileged colonial power who’s overlooking the humanity of their neighbors and overtly viewing them as subhuman? The villainization of retaliatory violence on the part of the oppressed? The occupier benefiting from the resources and labor (Viktor) of the oppressed yet still treating them as less than? The increased weaponization of hex tech to respond to one individuals actions? THE FUCKING CHECKPOINT SCENE IN SEASON 2!

[selahsworld]

odysseus really said "i can kill a baby but I draw the line at cheating on my wife"

[thisisapersonintheinternet]

LILLIAAAAAAAA!!!!

I love her so much, too bad you can't marry her....

[seeker-of-wonder]

Can you imagine how many more fun interactions and snippets we could be getting about Dragon Age: The Veilguard if EA would just sign the damn contract with SAG-AFTRA?

[sunsetcougar]

It’s like 2 in the morning but here we go! This is probably one of the most anti posts I’ll ever make, I’m generally not the type to post about things I dislike, but this has been on my nerves for a while. Alastor is annoying and the fandom makes it worse.

Like he had the potential to be such a cool character but he kind of comes off as just like, trying too hard to be creepy. Like a middle schooler wanting to be weird and scary and edgy. It’s so obvious to me that all he’s doing is posturing because either he’s that overconfident or he knows he’s outclassed by a lot of people.

The fandom didn’t help with my view of him either. When I was first introduced to Hazbin the people who did so painted a neat picture. I love manipulator characters, watching them pull the strings to make everything fall into place according to their whims is entertaining, so I started out really interested in his character.

Then I started poking around the fandom and found… a bunch of people who fell for his mediocre, middle schooler esc manipulation. (I try not to judge simps since I’m aro and don’t experience those emotions, but some of ya’ll…)

The only time I genuinely enjoyed seeing him on screen was when Adam was beating his ass. Every other time he was just annoying.

Like Adam for example is a horrible person but he’s not annoying, he’s entertaining. Alastor could have been a horrible man but incredibly entertaining, but he’s not.

(Related note, I’ve worked with kids and watching Alastor and Vox fight kind of reminds me of that… Alastor and Lucifer too.)

Okay I’m going to sleep now