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I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

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You fucking wish the author was dead. The author is on twitter

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I block people for being gullible. Some might call this "mean". However, having been regularly exposed to dangerous levels of gullibility offline for many years, I have developed a violent allergy to it. There is a limit to what antihistamines can do for me.

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Anyway dni if you still support Cain, he hit his brother over the head with a fucking rock and it killed him instantly (source). I truly do not know how he still has fans. It astounds me how people can call themselves good people and still be completely fine platforming blatantly Abelist assholes like him. Smh

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"hurts because i need to move more" and "hurts because i need to not move it at all" should really be different sensations. i should be able to troubleshoot my own body without just picking one and seeing if that makes it worse.

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According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.

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Wearing a shirt that says “i heart when media is good but contains flaws so that i can exercise my creative ability to understand what i dislike about something i like”

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I make one of those domino memes but it’s Ouran High School Host Club to the Saja Boys

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"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will

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that's bog

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Text taken from this post by @idontmindifuforgetme :)

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i'm working full time at the blorbo factory. i have to make all of these songs fit my blorbo and draw my blorbo and think about my blorbo. yeah it's a full time job. sorry i can't come to your function im working

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reblog to bite your mutuals

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