#dcu textposts

[its-your-mind]

DCU as textposts 2/???

[violent138]

Jason: "You go to therapy?"

Dick, frowning: "Hello Jason, how was your day?"

Jason: "Deflection something they're teaching you?"

Dick, groaning: "Yes, fine I go to therapy, you could try it."

Jason: "Who the fuck changes therapists every two weeks?"

Dick, rolling his eyes: "Well gee, someone with a lot of problems and a lot of secrets. Will that be all today officer, or should I get a lawyer? Jay?" *room is empty, window open* "Good talk."

Later that evening...

Dick, breaking into a corrupt, psychotic therapist's office and gathering evidence, dumping his own aliases notes, and records.

*light creak and shuffling*

Dick, already standing up with a weapon in hand: "Jesus fucking Christ Jason!"

Jason: "I knew the therapy thing was bullshit."

[allthegothihopgirls]

[galaxymagitech]

Just had a plot idea that I’ll probably never write because the themes are likely a bit too dark for me:

AU where Bludhaven never explodes and One Year Later isn’t a thing. Dick ends up returning to his position in the Bludhaven Police Department. And then, he’s handed a case where he has a definite conflict of interest that he absolutely cannot explain.

See, Catalina Flores was found gruesomely murdered. No leads, except the fact that whoever killed her wanted it to hurt.

Dick thinks he can handle this case. There are a lot of people who could want a former gang leader dead, and he just has to find out which one did it. Whoever killed her broke the law, so it’s only right that they end up behind bars…even if Dick knows he belongs there too. (Even if part of Dick is glad she’s gone.) But all of the suspects are turning out to be innocent, and Dick is completely at a loss. Meanwhile, another Nightwing has shown up in Bludhaven, killing in Dick’s name. A Nightwing who knows far too much about Blockbuster’s murder.

Or, in other words, Jason did some digging, disposed of a spider, and is now attempting his canonical poorly-thought-out brotherly bonding.

(Of course, Dick figures it out eventually. But he can’t confront Jason about killing Catalina Flores, because then he’d have to acknowledge why Jason killed Catalina Flores.)

[happygirl2oo2]

[daemonmage]

Bruce has a scar on his left eyebrow from when he was just starting out as batman and a Baterang ricocheted into his face.

[xghostfaceboyx]

Inspired by a post I saw on Pinterest and a PandaRedd video, I give you Jason and Damien being themselves

[itsmoonchik]

i miss him (a character that has been on screen for 5 minutes and then disappeared without a trace)

[nyerusnova]

Okay like we're all wishing Timmy a happy 17th bday for the umpteenth time, but DID they let poor Tim turn 17 (again), even?! Or is he still stuck as 16 still (again)????? 😭

[gotham-exclusive]

Damian: I was a sweet kid

Dick: Dami, you’re still a child

Damian: I used to carry the beetles that got into my room outside to help them fly away

Tim: Ok but you also used to kill people

Damian: And?

[arguablysomaya]

Steph:

Heya, B,

$chool i$ great. I'm making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying hard. I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o ju$t $end Tim up with a card, love to hear from the fam.

XOXO,

Go$$ip Girl

Bruce:

Hello, Stephanie.

I kNOw astroNomy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNough to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwlege is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

AckNOwlegements,

Bruce

[its-your-mind]

DCU as textposts - 1/???

[aehr-canter]

The Batfam only having one braincell called Babs

[geeseeeg]

randomly, one day, alfred hears a chorus of "no, firelord ozai, you're not wearing pants!" with at least twelve different voices, all yelling it as loudly as possible, from the deepest recesses of the manor. he doesn't know what to make of it

[bat-familia]

Jason Todd incorrect quotes (ft. Damian)

[happygirl2oo2]