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[lost-in-men-of-letters-bunker]

[lo-andbehold]

A callout post (it’s me I’m calling myself out)

[spicy-apple-pie]

Orphaned Podcast Part 3 bc why not

Dick: Well, here's the thing, I had no idea who Bruce Wayne was before I got adopted by him.

Jason: Really?

Dick: Yeah, because I wasn't from Gotham and was like, eight. So when I was in the juvenile detention center, everyone started freaking out about how Bruce Wayne was there and flipping his shit.

Jason: And you just thought...

Dick: I just thought that he was a random guy that was going to kill someone.

Jason: *laughs*

Dick: I have never seen Bruce that mad again. I don't know if it was just my little kid brain exaggerating everything, or he was just genuinely the most pissed off he's ever been.

Dick: And then he demands to take ME home.

Jason: Holy shit. You were probably shitting yourself.

Dick: I was way past shitting myself. I was like... shitting other people's pants.

Jason: *laughs harder*

Dick: I fully thought I was going to die.

Jason: *still laughing* I'm so sorry, that's horrible.

(for the record, Bruce was freaking out because they put a grieving kid in juvenile detention centre because the orphanages were full, but they didn't even try to contact foster homes.)

[frootertooter]

Random assortment of Rogues! The Podcast doodles

how the hell do u draw Ed

[too0bsessedformyowngood]

I know that we think the Wayne would be recognizable/well known by the general public because they’re rich and the work that they do (like Wayne Industries etc), but I think that the way most people would know them is by the shit post of a family they portray themselves to be.

Like growing up Dick 100% had a Vine that heavily included the Titans, sometimes Jason, and on rare occasions Bruce and Alfred. There is an infamous vine of Jason recording from the ground floor, camera pointed toward Dick before he yells “Do it for the Vine!!!” as Dick takes a running dive to the chandelier as you hear Bruce yell, “RICHARD NO” as he releases what is happening.

Tim has an instagram that is just photos he has taken of the family where they a) didn’t see him take the photo, or even know he was in the general vicinity and b) catching them in an embarrassing moment. There are photos like Bruce on a corner holding an umbrella and a wave of water crashing into him caused by a car that had just driven past, or another photo of Damian in the park feeding the birds and you can see that he has accumulated an army of pigeons around him.

Steph has a tiktok and will drag each member of the family to do dances with her. Duke, Dick, and Cass always look excited to join in, Tim looks awkward doing most of the dance but tries, Damian with just stand there glaring at the camera, and on occasion Steph is even able to drag Bruce in to join. Before Jason is revealed to be alive to the public there is just sometime glimpses of him in the back of the videos. There are often comments like “GIRL WHO IS THAT” or “am I going crazy or is there someone in the background”. There is a whole tiktok niche that is just people theorizing on what is happening in the background of the videos. There was also a trend of when the Nepo baby song came out of their friends making edits of them to it, the first one was done by Bernard and the comment was just “love you babe <3”.

I just think it is immensely funnier if people are able to recognize the Wayne because of the memes that come from their social media

[pastxl-ghxst]

Do you think he at least tried to heal his inner child first or do you think he just went straight to gassing people with fear toxin?

[finzphoenix]

A drawing of CV!Edward with the request to have him casually lean against the front of his trusty Buick, commissioned by none other than the insanely skilled @voiceboss!

To say I'm honored would be the understatement of the century, of course. I was beaming with excitement throughout the whole process and frankly, I still am! ;///;🖤🤍

Riddler © DC comics

CV!Riddler © Codot

Art © FinzPhoenix

[ahfrickenfrick]

roy: if you were to put together a draft of people you wanna go out with, would i at least be on it?

jason: yeah- how many- how many slots?

roy: …

roy: one

jason: no

roy: …

roy: two

jason: *fucking loosing it*

roy: …am i top three?

[arctorres]

saw people drawing their riddler and i felt left out

pls ignore the other side of the mask i got confused and decided it wasn’t important

[robot-carl]

You can’t stop me from drawing riddler in dimly lit rooms and smoking. It’s how he thinks up new riddles. (Again I refuse to draw a real background).

[redgana]

We’re back in Halloween season, and I’m back in my rogues faze

Without text below:

[nespolkei]

guess what podcast i'm relistening to

[shyjusticewarrior]

Tim, to Damian: You carry yourself with the confidence of a much taller man.

[spicy-apple-pie]

More of that Orphaned podcast au lol

Dick: *after playfully bickering with Bruce and Jason about how he was adopted after Jay* Not to get too deep, but when did you consider me as a son? 

Bruce: Well… it certainly wasn’t as fast as Jason, but that’s only because I more open to being a father- or having a kid, more so. Because, when I took you in *referring to Dick* I was only aware of the conventional sense of a father-son relationship. As in, you considered me a father and I consider you a son, and in doing so I would replace your biological father. That’s obviously not the case, but that was my understanding.

But I think it was… maybe a month or so you’ve been in the manor. You were having these awful nightmares, you weren’t sleeping at all. But one night you wake me up and you’re in tears. And I had no idea what to do. But you just looked so small and scared, so I just picked you up and hugged you.

And you just broke down more. I thought I messed up, but you were holding onto me like a lifeline. And then, whether I accepted it then or not, that’s the moment that I considered you my son. And I would do anything to protect you going forward.

Jason: For those who are just listening, Dick is fighting back tears right now.

Dick, his voice wet: It’s a fucking emotional story, okay? I see you eye’s welling up too!

Jason: BULLSHIT THESE ARE MY ALLERGIES ASSNIP!

Should I do more of these?

[frootertooter]

What I saw in my head during this scene (timestamp 9:10)

[bruciemilf]

I saw this post about Damian becoming a prosecutor and Harvey is so proud of him for it.

Thoughts?

DUUUDE I love that a lot, but also:

Damian becoming Gotham’s Steve Irwin. That boy would OBSESS.

Catch his mute footsteps slithering along the mansion’s hissing floorboards, with his mother’s infamous agility, sneaking into the cinema to watch documentaries at 6 AM.

Two-Face having multiple heart attacks when he catches their tiny demon glued to the TV.

“Why aren’t you in bed right now?”

“ Why can’t you talk to aligators?”

Bruce knows Damian does this, but he’d absolutely gaslight Harvey into thinking their little terror sleeps all night. He’s not at all going into the sewage system to leave treats for the critters.

Also; Harvey as the father whom VEHEMENTLY forbids Damian from bringing wild animals into their home. A dog? Fine. A cow? Better than a spider. A goddam dragon? Sure, why not.

“You get that damn rat OUT of my house RIGHT now, kid!”

“This is my BABA’S HOUSE, you vile, fatulous, sanctimonious scumbag!”

He gets his youngest sibling rights revoked. They’re given to Jason for a whole week. It’s simultaneously hilarious and terrible and it’s Harvey’s revenge against Bruce for sure.