#dazzling talks

[dazzlingqwq]

2HEN I CATCH YOU.

[thejudeduarte]

Daily reminder that Kaz is actually just a teenage boy playing at being this really edgy gang leader when in reality he has the humour of a 13 year old

[katiekatdragon27]

Hey. Hey, guys. You'll never guess what I've been drawing.

Glisten: ...??

Glisten and his lame ass boyfriends!!!!!! Cheers to art dumps <3

[CW: SUGGESTIVE JOKE] More doodles below cut:

So! I know most of you come for the shinyshrimp stuff (WHICH WE WILL GET TO) but let me yap about Glisten and Razzle for a bit.

I LOVE YOU GLITTERMASK THEY COULD NEVER MAKE ME HATE YOU GLITTERMASK-

Glisten and Razzle got together like 3 months after Glisten and Boxten broke up. Razzle never really looked to Glisten that much outside of acquaintances (cuz he was kinda sorta lowkey jealous of Glisten's charisma and stage-presence). In fact, they were much more focused on Vee and maybe possibly had a crush on her, which is really funny in hindsight with Dazzle lol. However, after learning that Vee was a lesbian/being very rudely rejected by her, Razzle found comfort in Glisten and fell head-over-heels almost immediately.

The only problem is, Razzle has -10000 aura. His ass cannot be flirty or cool-charismatic at all.

Glisten: What do you do when you aren't distracting? Razzle: (Glisten likes mysterious people) I sell drugs!! Glisten: ... Excuse me? Razzle: (But Glisten also likes kind people) But ONLY to kids in need! Dazzle: (STOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOP-) *defeated whimper*

Razzle thinks he's that guy (they're not, they're pathetic honestly lol)

Also like, Razzle is suuuper dense when it comes to everyone except Dazzle. They struggle with self-reflection and other-people reflection, so he is completely convinced he is doing all the right things, when in actuality, they are very very very cringe.

Razzle: No see Dazzie, this is why they call me Rizzle. Dazzle: (No one has EVER called you that.)

Denseness is one hell of a drug, aye, fellas?

Dazzle is being pulled through the wringer trying to preserve whatever was left of her (and Razzle's) pride. It's not working. Girl is fighting for their life every time she is dragged over by Razzle in order to say a horrible pick-up line to Glisten.

(This is all pre-relationship btw. After they get together it becomes an inside joke and Glisten retorts with his own awful (although not nearly as bad) pick-up lines)

Now the moment you've been waiting forrrr 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

✨ Shinyshrimp ✨

I love them chat, I love them sm. They have so much drama and love and interesting things going on, they're so cool and fun n stuff and AUGHHHHH💥💥💥

Shrimpo being that one guy who craves affection but would literally bite anyone who gives it to him is so real to me. Homie wants a hug but ends up suplexing whoever hugged him outta reflex. Glisten, on the other hand, is one of the most affectionate people ever. He's not affectionate to everyone, but when you catch his interest (both platonic and romantic), he is very verbally and physically affectionate. He'll buy you things, he'll give you hugs, he'll let you invade his personal space, all stuff he would never let normies do.

Shrimpo loves this, however, homie has no idea how to deal with any kind of affection in a positive way. Cat-coded ahh guy. Glisten does find this amusing tho, so he's more inclined to be affectionate with Shrimpo to help him "get over it" in a way.

This is just for shits and giggles. I feel like everyone should draw this meme with their ships. It's a canon event at this point.

What can I say? He was hungry.

Can't forget my fankids. I love my fankids. I miss my fankids. I need to draw my fankids more istg I need to revamp their ask blog soon (especially with some new editions coming soon).

Also Hamlet looks smaller because most of his internal structure is made of ribbon and stuffing, so he shrinks into a ball when happy. He also loafs like a cat, what a guy.

Also also also what the skibidi sigma happened to my prep-jock ship?? Why is it backwards???

I drew these because I had a vision of the little doodle below and only thought it would work if they were swaped... sooooo... here we are.

Scapmi is a preppy goth-ish shrimp with an eye for fashion and artistry. With a smart mouth and a massive ego, he often comes off as an annoyance to others. He loves to be front and center in everything but often has to fight with his internalized idea that everything is a competition that he needs to win no matter what. It causes him a lot of stress and self-doubt, but he'd never let anyone see his weaknesses.

Gash is a shrap-toned violent mirror who speaks more with his fists than his voice. He hates everything that is not himself (and sweets) and makes sure people know that. He used to be a perfectionist, but after an accident permanently cracked his face, he dropped his "perfect" persona in favor of a messy, more hateful one. He wants connection but doesn't know how to express his needs in an understandable way, and that frustrates him immensely.

As you can see, match made in heaven.

Gash: DUDE, WHAT THE F*CK!? Scampi: There's a smudge on you- Gash: I DON'T CARE! LET GO!! Scampi: Not 'til I'm done. (Your natural blush is gorgeous; shame it's on you tho)

So yeah, swap shinyshrimp lore drop yippee.

Have a good one chat, til I reappear again✌️✌️

[jkriordanverse]

bitches be going "he's so babygirl" and it's either this shy/anxious/foxy (queer[optional]) twink or this feral/morally gray/dark dude with an ungodly amount of abs and may or may not have commit several war crimes with a bow photoshopped onto his head

and its quite funny

[mirikiro-san]

Hello people of Tumblr, me and a friend had thought it would be fun to make ship names for many Dandy’s World combinations and I am here to share what we have so far! It’s veryyyyyy long, so it shall be under the line, thank you :>

There is NO Toodles or Pebble ships, because what the fuck. We plan to get everyone (that is plausible and not disgusting), and make silly poly ships as well. If you have any requests for poly ships, we’ll happily take them :D! Please feel free to use the ship names, we would be very happy to see them used, even!

(Because it’ll be easiest, this post will get updated with the other ships once they’re all made, so look out for that!)

Poppy: Ocean dancing (Boxten and Finn) Lava lamp (Brightney) Pop music (Boxten) Free Hugs (Boxten and Goob) Yarn Ball (Scraps) Bubble Tea/Ramune (Teagan) Thermal Vents (Finn) Soda and Mentos (Shrimp

Boxten: Ocean dancing (Poppy and Finn) Lullaby (Astro) Free Hugs (Poppy and Goob) Regal ball (Teagan) Heavy metal (Shrimpo) Treasure Chest (Gigi)

Finn: Ocean dancing (Boxten and Poppy) Angler fish (Brightney) Mariana Trench (Shrimpo) Midnight fishing/Midnight zone (Astro) Thermal Vents (Poppy) Flying fish (Flutter)

Shrimpo: Strangulation (Goob) Narcissist (Glisten) Cat fight (Scraps) Cyberbully (Vee) Burglary (Dandy) Trickster Mythos (RnD) Nightmares (Astro) Heavy metal (Boxten) Rage room (Tisha) Throwing tomatoes (Sprout) Cavities (Cosmo) Bug bites (Flutter) Caveman (Shelly) Soda and Mentos (Poppy) Weed killer (Dandy)

Tisha: Flight attendant (Flutter) Crime scene clean up (Rodger) Rage room (Shrimpo) Night shift (Astro)

Brightney: Lava lamp (Poppy) Angler fish (Finn) String lights (Scraps) Nightshade/Nightlight (Astro) Hologram (Vee) Firefly (Flutter)

Cosmo: Cosmic brownies (Astro) Tea cakes (Teagan) Ashure (Shelly) Fruit cake (Sprout) Cavitives (Shrimpo)

Flutter: Flight attendant (Tisha) Energetic/Melancholy mime (Rnd) Luna moth (Astro) Paper airplane (Scraps) Flying fish (Finn) Bug bites (Shrimpo) Firefly (Brightney) Fruit flies (Sprout)

Glisten: Amethyst geode (Gigi) Self love (Goob) Narcissist (Shrimpo) Theater (RnD) Melatonin (Astro)

Teagan: Tea cakes (Cosmo) Posh fossil (Shelly) Regal ball (Boxten) Bubble Tea/Ramune (Poppy) Chamomile/lavender tea (Astro)

Rodger: Crime scene clean up (Tisha) Masked detective (RnD) Night Watch (Astro) Clingy mysteries (Goob)

RnD: Energetic/melancholy mime (Flutter) Masked detective (Rodger) Theater (Glisten) Remembered history (Shelly) Trickster Mythos (Shrimpo)

Goob: Self love (Glisten) Strangulation (Shrimpo) Free Hugs (Poppy and Boxten) Clingy mysteries (Rodger) Pickpocketing (Gigi)

Scraps: String lights (Brightney) Cat fight (Shrimpo) Yarn Ball (Poppy) Paper airplanes (Flutter) Sabertooth tiger (Shelly)

Gigi: Kleptomania (Dandy) Amethyst Geode (Glisten) Pickpocketing (Goob) Treasure Chest (Boxten)

Sprout: Tea leaves (Teagan) Greenhouse/Cooking show (Vee) Fruit cake (Cosmo) Throwing tomatoes (Shrimpo) Fruit flies (Flutter)

Shelly: Posh Fossil (Teagan) Remembered history (RnD) Ashure (Cosmo) Florissantia (Dandy) Sabertooth tiger (Scraps) Caveman (Shrimpo)

Vee: Greenhouse/Cooking show (Sprout) Cyberbully (Shrimpo) Movie night (Astro) Hologram (Brightney)

Astro: Lullaby (Boxten) Cosmic brownies (Cosmo) Midnight fishing/Midnight zone (Finn) Night shade/Nightlight (Brightney) Luna moth (Flutter) Movie night (Vee) Night Watch (Rodger) Nightmares (Shrimpo) Melatonin (Glisten) Night shift (Tisha) Chamomile/lavender tea (Teagan)

Dandy: Kleptomania (Gigi) Burglary (Shrimpo) Florissantia (Shelly) Weed killer (Shrimpo)

For context on Shelly x Cosmo, that’s the name of the oldest recorded dessert! And for Dandy x Shelly, it’s the name of a flower fossil!

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

imagining Charlie having an Oh moment when she finds Vaggie napping in a chair one day, early on, with Razzle and Dazzle sprawled out over Vaggie like they're trying to cover as much of her small body as they can with their own even smaller ones-

Charlie pulls out her phone and stealthily inches closer for a picture (she's doesn't' wanna wake them she swears) (she's just never seen something so cuuuuute-)

but a floor board squeaks and Razzle cracks an eye open to glower while Dazzle shushes her

and Charlie stops

There's another Oh... moment, because they've never shushed her before. They were brought to life to keep her safe and they've always only cared about that one thing- it took months for them to stop following Vaggie around the house suspiciously, like they always did with anyone Charlie tried having a relationship with, like a pair of silent, plush guard dogs-

(glaring at Vaggie from shadows, from across the table at breakfast and dinner, from the pillows directly over her head when Charlie finally convinced her maybe sharing a bed would help with the night terrors)

-but that'd all changed, at some point. Only, Charlie hadn't noticed until now

now she does. Now suddenly, she wonders

Charlie creeping over on silent, careful hooves, to gently stroke between the tiny wings of her childhood friends, looking from them to Vaggie's relaxed and sleeping face (getting a little lost watching her, for moment) (reaching out to tuck back a strand of the hair Vaggie is growing out long, accidently stroking Vaggie's cheek, forgetting to take her hand away afterwards) (the longer hair is hard not to play with, she excuses)

Charlie leaning in and asking Razzle and Dazzle, in the softest whisper-

"....are you keeping her safe for me?"

a pair of soft little churrs rising up in answer. Two little plush demons, snuggling closer to Vaggie as Vaggie frowns in her sleep, shifting restlessly, stirring-

Charlie freezing bc she has NO idea what to say if Vaggie wakes up and finds her- well. looming kinda?? while Vaggie SLEEPS???

it feels different than just already being there when Vaggie wakes up in the night, different in how waking up like that was normal when they'd gone to bed together, but crouching down to STARE at someone like this, with your hand still on her cheek, scared to move it in case that REALLY wakes her up when she DIDN'T get much sleep last night and DIDN'T wake you up that time for some reason so you couldn't snuggle her or make her feel better and now you might startle her instead or make her feel awkward which you hate- you don't want her to ever feel awkward around you-

it doesn't matter though

because Vaggie settles down again, as Dazzle croons quietly and Razzle reaches out a little paw to gently press her arm

she used to jump and flinch a little every time she saw them

when did that change?

these days she flicks little snacks at them from off her plate, no matter how many times Charlie reminds her they have their OWN plates and their OWN donuts and are just begging to get ATTENTION, the little show-stealers-

(not like Charlie's doing that too by complaining) (noooooo) (not like she grins like an idiot when Vaggie smiles and says cute things deserve a little extra attention, while looking over at Charlie instead)

these days any annoying demon who comes looking to curry favor with Lucifer (or trying pulling one over Morningstar's "naïve" daughter) gets pinned by THREE dangerous glares while waiting at the door for Charlie to hurry downstairs and meet them

(or rather shoo them away before they say something too not nice and Vaggie grabs her spear while Razzle and Dazzle get within ankle biting range)

when she thinks about it, things have been different for a while now

better. They've been better, and Charlie still doesn't know when or how it happened, and maybe that part doesn't matter so much anyway

in the present, Charlie takes the chance to retrieve her hand (reluctantly..) so she can slip off her jacket and tuck it around the three of them- Razzle, Dazzle. Vaggie- her two old friends and one new but very important one-

important enough to be considered part of her, by them as were created to protect her

and that's a new idea too. but she likes it a lot, she thinks

she likes being part of a family again

-

Vaggie wakes up a good solid two hours of nap time later with Razzle and Dazzle draped over her like furry boas and Charlie's head in her lap, a former Exorcist absolutely COVERED in cuddly demons-

she stays completely still for another hour more afterwards, stiff neck be damned, watching the three of them sleep. Smiling.

.... (it's only the three of them, later)

(when vaggie flutters up and finds razzle curled up on dazzle's memorial, the night after the battle. when she tucks him into her shoulder and heads back to her and charlie's rebuilt room. as a relieved and teary eyed charlie scoops him up and the three up them huddle together under vaggie's reformed wings)

(it's only three of them... but part of why charlie cries that night is knowing dazzle did his job- vaggie is still here)

(dazzle did his best. and for everything charlie lost, the old hotel, too many of the cannibals who followed her, almost all the egg bois, sir pentious, dazzle himself, the faith that she could solve all this without anyone getting hurt...)

(she didn't lose the part of herself that'd held her together the night before the battle, held so many other times, through family calls and failed meetings with heaven) (she didn't lose vaggie-)

(and some of charlie's tears that night, for dazzle, are grateful)

(he died trying to keep charlie safe. and he did. he did)

[sabrondabrainrot]

LAES is BACK

YIPPIE

It's back! Youtube re-instated the channel! I've been catching up. Here's some celebratory art!

Why didn't I draw moon? More at 8...

[clarissaweasley-10]

Kaz and Inej: We are having a baby.. Wylan: awwww that' soo cute.. I am happy for you guys Kaz: *slams down adoption papers, it's you, sign here please.

[aliengh0st]

Beyond obsessed with my Dazzling Bookish Shop editions of the Locked Tomb books! 😍💀❤️ Now I just need Alecto to come out so I can get all of my various collections completed 😬

[rye-enjoying-things]

Help with stage fright

Razzle and Dazzle try to help Astro out with his stage fright with no one else around, he still seems frightened though

I hope I got good poses for them lol

I'm not good at drawing weapons, even if they're just wooden props, so there's that

Guess this also shows off a height difference between them, too!

[dazzlingqwq]

someone let black hole say the f word

[happyk44]

I want Jason to be such a skilled liar when the situation calls for it but being so bad at it otherwise because 90% of the time he does not see the point in lying.

[imjustavenuxwithaboomerang]

i showed my sister the equestria girls movies last week because i needed a win and these were her thoughts:

equestria girls:

"sunset, you've gotta wait till your goons are gone before code-switching"

"sunset knows she's a horse so being with flash is kinda weird"

"don't like snips and snails"

"pan rainbow dash?" (i asked if she had any thoughts on their human designs and that was it, idk what to tell ya)

"why are the people colored in this reality?"

"why is rarity british?" (overall thought about the whole franchise)

"when did we fucking ask him? nobody asked him to join" (about flash playing guitar during the cafeteria song)

^but yeah she didn't really vibe with flash but she found the "one no would've been fine" line funny

"laughter" "no, it's insanity"

"i didn't know there was another way" "i don't give a fuck"

rainbow rocks:

"why is the moon, cheese?"

"i like the names. in case you weren't sure this was about music" (said during the opening credits when it showed the dazzlings)

"to be fair, you did ruin everything" (towards sunset)

"somebody needs to slap rainbow"

she really wanted to protect fluttershy, i could tell

she also wasn't necessarily loving flash x twilight during the first movie but definitely wasn't after he made twilight cry so-

friendship games:

"great, a murder board"

"why are you keeping tabs [on chs]? maybe you should focus on your other students" (towards cinch)

"what do you think i should do?" "you should keel over and die"

"sugarcoat, just stab me in the heart, why don't you"

"she looks like she belongs in spongebob, derogatory" (about cinch)

"twilight is doing disney knees"

"cinch is a bitch, cinch is a bitch. cinch is a winch, cinch is a winch" (said in a sing-songy way)

"why's this bitch singin'?" (again about cinch)

"we want what we deserve" "who said you deserve it, you fucking bitch?"

can you tell she hates cinch??

also made a couple jokes about how cadence and luna seemed like girlfriends in all of their scenes together (which was actually really valid)

legend of everfree:

"what do y'all do?" (towards celestial and luna)

"[the opening credits sequence] is gonna be at the bottom because it's giving me home by phillip phillips"

"and this is my brother, timber spruce" "TERRY?" (as in terry from tdp, which is where i got the cargo shorts thing from, so let's all thank my sister)

seemed to not be the biggest fan of sci-twi x timber ("just timber!")

"do we have watches!? cause they've mentioned time twice" "the sun dial" "but it's gonna be dark, she said it doesn't work at night!" (funny conversation that doesn't work in hindsight because they apparently had their phones with them the whole time)

"i don't know why but i'm getting trans from rainbow, cause everyone else is drawn with boobs and she's not. in that shot at least"

"if i see a man coming out of the woods, i think he's just buried a body"

"that's a disgusting design i'm sorry" (about gloriosa's villain look)

"sorry i thought he was going to kill his sister, he saw the ax and i thought he was just gonna- this is a children's movie. just for a split second"

part 2 magical movie night thoughts

[agent-tempest]

I love the grishaverse fandom so much. Six of crows and Shadow and bone are trending for no reason really (I'm not complaining) and here I thought something was being announced. Let's keep going guys. Because that's what we do we will never stop fighting for our beloved characters and show

[starleska]

giggling like an idiot over here. i love characters who can twirl their cane like a baton!!! 🥰💜✨

[polycrowtruther]

"When he turned his gaze was level with Kaz’s, his silver-gold eyes twinkling with something Kaz couldn’t name. That’s right. From what he remembered Nina had grown up a soldier, and if David grew up with her that meant he must have been trained as a soldier too. He was afraid, but he was also deadly. Clear and unbreakable, like tempered glass. Kaz wondered how many people had thought they could run straight through this man in front of him now, only to smash face-first into their own reflections. David didn't seem one to attack without reason. He merely reflected what was around him and responded accordingly. He never wasted his words or his actions, and it was up to the rest of the world to understand what that clarity meant to them.

It was a shame he admitted he was already dead. Kaz would have liked a chance to see him in action up close."

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