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Agatha: Being gay isn’t a choice.

Agatha: [grabs Rio’s hand like a trophy] It’s a game and I’m winning.

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Pandora: If you got sibling problems

Evan: I feel bad for you, son

Pandora: I got 99 problems

Both: But my sibling aint one

Regulus:

Sirius:

Lily:

Narccissa:

Andromeda:

Bellatrix:

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vengeance is waiting

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𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐲 𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐅𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫, 𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐒𝐨𝐧

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SUMMARY: As Y/N cares for their sick son, Tom finds himself unexpectedly jealous, her gentle teasing exposing a vulnerability he never thought he’d feel—especially within his own family.

AUTHORS NOTE: came up with this just now while procastinating getting ready for work lol...

The rain tapped softly against the window as Y/N cradled Mattheo, her son, against her chest. He’d been feverish all day, clinging to her with a heavy, drowsy warmth. She’d tried to convince him to rest in his own bed, but every time she pulled away, he’d mumble sleepily and reach for her, his hand wrapping around hers, keeping her close. It was both endearing and exhausting, but she cherished every second of it, stroking his dark curls until his breathing evened out at last.

When she was sure Mattheo was asleep, Y/N carefully laid him down in his bed and crept out of his room, closing the door with a gentle click. She found Tom waiting in the hallway, his arms crossed, an amused but slightly exasperated look in his eyes.

“Your son is too clingy,” he murmured, watching her with that sharp but strangely soft gaze.

She chuckled, a smirk playing on her lips. “Our son,” she corrected with a glint of amusement.

But Tom only shook his head stubbornly, “No, your son.”

She tilted her head, studying him for a moment before her smile turned sly. “Are you jealous, my love?” Her voice was light, teasing, but she knew exactly what those words did to him.

For a second, Tom froze, his face slipping from amused to something else, something softer. It always caught him off guard when she used that endearment, that word that made him feel vulnerable in a way only she could manage. But he quickly masked it, lifting his chin with practiced indifference. “Nonsense,” he said curtly, though his eyes betrayed him.

With a soft laugh, Y/N slipped her arms around his waist, pressing her cheek to his back. “Who knew the Dark Lord could get jealous of his own son?” she murmured, holding him close as his stiff posture began to relax in her arms.

He released a reluctant sigh, his shoulders easing under her touch. She could feel him conceding, little by little, until finally, he let out a low chuckle. “The very son,” she added slyly, “who looks exactly like his father. The same dark curls, the same stubbornness... hence, him getting sick because he was out in the cold and refusing to come back inside.”

Tom’s mouth curved into a faint smirk, but he stayed silent.

“And did I mention,” she went on, “that I caught him trying to smoke the other day? I wonder who he got that from…”

Tom tensed, going rigid in her arms. “Oh, for Merlin’s sake—”

“Mm-hmm,” she interrupted, leaning into him with a satisfied grin. “I wonder where he got that particular habit from?”

“Fine, you win,” he muttered, exasperated but amused as he turned to face her. She beamed, triumphant, and he rolled his eyes, though he couldn’t suppress the small smile that tugged at the corners of his mouth. He leaned down and pecked her forehead, the gentleness of it almost shy.

Just as he did, a soft groan sounded from down the hall, and they both turned to see Mattheo shuffling toward them, his face flushed and a tissue clutched in his small hand. His voice was weak and croaky as he called out, “Mum… I need you.”

Tom sighed deeply, his shoulders slumping, and mouthed over Y/N’s shoulder, “Clingy.”

Y/N shot him a knowing look and mouthed back, “Jealous, love.” She reached over and gave him a light smack on the arm, her eyes twink

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Divorced mother leaving her kid with the other parent for the weekend:

The state he returns in on Monday after two days with his other parent:

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i have not been able to comprehend that this bitch got the personification of DEATH to MELT into her like this ???

she CARESSES the personification of DEATH like what ???????

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obsessed with the way my robotics team lead talks

she’s reinventing hieroglyphics

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chaos protection divination life&death reality spirit healing

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I like how AAA essentially establishes that the way witches learn magic is basically by word of mouth. Rumours. Passed down traditions. If you're a new witch, you're reliant on piecing shit together from your elders, piecing shit together by scouting written down information (that isn't guaranteed to be reliable), and piecing shit together by trial and error.

And it's really fun how that being shown scattered throughout the show basically builds up to the main Twist, which is basically one deadly rumour no witch could verify. The way they learned their craft used against them.

It's really fun.

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The coven of chaos is literally a pride flag

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Shocking that when you focus on quality and give the story to actual writers they can successfully cement a character, give you her entire backstory, make you fall in love with her and make you cry when they kill her off, all in a span of 30mins.

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That wasn't supposed to happen.

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objectively hilarious that they chose the dynamic of agatha and rio to have agatha holding the power AND wanting rio to leave her the fuck alone because it couldve so easily been a "i am killing all these people to forcefully get the attention of the cold distant force of death that i am in love with" but it is instead "killing is my most favorite hobby ever, only downside is that it constantly reveals my location to my bitch ex wife who keeps begging me to get back together"

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objectively hilarious that they chose the dynamic of agatha and rio to have agatha holding the power AND wanting rio to leave her the fuck alone because it couldve so easily been a "i am killing all these people to forcefully get the attention of the cold distant force of death that i am in love with" but it is instead "killing is my most favorite hobby ever, only downside is that it constantly reveals my location to my bitch ex wife who keeps begging me to get back together"

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I was rereading poa and got carried away

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nicky loves putting flowers in his mama's hair, naturally whenever rio is around she makes sure to grow the prettiest ones for them