#dating hell

[the-most-humble-blog]

Can I Get Cancelled Because You Didn’t Get Off?

🚨 Welcome to The Age of Professional Annihilation

In today’s world, you don’t need to actually do anything wrong to be cancelled. Your biggest crime? Breathing while male and fucking someone who later decided they regret it.

So let’s get real about how easy it is to get cancelled for someone else’s fragile ego, self-inflicted delusions, or an orgasm that never happened.

Step 1: The Flimsy Road to Cancellation

Not all cancellations are made equal, but here are some of the most absurd, yet completely irrefutable ways a man can have his entire existence obliterated:

💔 You Raw Dogged Her, Then Handed Her Uber Money – She was fine with it until she remembered she had standards two weeks later. Now you’re a soulless, misogynistic villain because she didn’t get breakfast in bed and a heartfelt "good morning" text.

🎭 You Slept with Her, She Didn’t Get the Promotion, Role, or Career Opportunity She Hoped For – Congratulations! Your dick has now been reclassified as a contract she didn’t read carefully enough. And now? You “pressured” her into it.

🕵️ She Was Embarrassed Someone Found Out & Needed an Excuse – What’s the best way to not look like an attention-starved opportunist? Call it "non-consensual." Now it’s a feminist victory.

😡 She’s Pissed That All Men Want Is Sex – Turns out, you just wanted to fuck instead of writing poetry about the universe inside her eyes. Misogyny confirmed. Time for her to go nuclear and start the mass un-aliving of your career.

🚨 A Friend Told Her She Should Feel Violated – SHE wasn’t uncomfortable, but her best friend with a minor in feminist theory convinced her that she should be. Your sex life has now been posthumously reclassified as predatory.

Step 2: Assess Your Cancellation Risk Level

Are you breathing? Do you have a penis? Then you’re already fucked. But let’s be specific:Risk LevelWhat You Did WrongLow RiskYou’re a virgin. No one cares.Moderate RiskYou had consensual sex, but the orgasm disparity was too great.High RiskYou didn’t pretend to love her after.Immediate CancellationYou exist, and someone needs a cause today.

Step 3: Preemptive Damage Control

If you think you might be on the chopping block, here’s what you should do immediately:

✅ Only sleep with notarized consent forms. (Bonus points if it’s live-streamed.) ✅ Never leave an unsatisfied woman alive. Ghosting isn’t safe anymore. ✅ Stay celibate, join a monastery, let the species die out. ✅ If she says “I’m fine” in a weird tone, IMMEDIATELY FLEE THE COUNTRY. ✅ Save money for a defamation lawsuit. You’re gonna need it.

Step 4: How To Fight Back When The Cancellation Hits

Let’s say you’re already the main character of a Twitter mob’s wet dream. Here’s your damage control strategy:

💀 Own It. – Be unbothered, double down. Nothing infuriates these people more than a man who refuses to grovel.

📢 Sue for Defamation. – Women are getting sued left and right for false accusations. Time to let the courts do the canceling.

🤡 Make a Bigger Scandal. – If you’re gonna go down, take the whole fucking building with you.

📜 Call Out The Bullshit. – Be the guy who tells it like it is—they’ll hate you more, but you’ll expose the entire grift.

Final Thoughts: The Only Way To Win? Stop Giving a Fuck.

Look, you can’t stop someone from rewriting history to fit their new victim narrative. The best thing you can do is laugh, keep living your life, and never give these people the satisfaction of watching you beg.

Because at the end of the day? They were fine with it until they weren’t.

🚀 Stay unbothered. Stay unapologetic. And never, EVER let them think you owe them shit.

🚨REBLOG if You Agree and Want More!

⚖️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER: This post is written for the purpose of artistic expression, cultural commentary, and psychological exploration of social and gender dynamics. It does not condone or encourage violence, harassment, or discrimination of any kind. Any references to power, strength, restraint, or critique are metaphorical, symbolic, and rooted in historical and cultural analysis. This is not a call to action — it’s a cultural mirror. If you feel offended, ask yourself if it’s from actual harm — or from seeing something you hoped no one would say out loud.

✨ TL;DR: If you're mad, it’s probably not because it’s wrong — it’s because you know it’s true.

[lesbianinthesea]

Why does every girl I match with never want to give what they want to take?

I want Romance are you willing to be romantic?

I want to be adored are you willing to adore?

I want to be spoiled are you willing to spoil someone else?

I want to give, but I’ve learned my lesson about giving too much of myself to people who won’t return the sentiment 

[wut-a-duckie]

i made a cheese pun while chatting with a guy on hinge and he immediately unmatched me. i am offended

[piece-of-mined]

Well would you look at that, it’s literally me.

[deadbutterflycollective]

I won't promise comics every week but I have some frustrations to get out.

[computer-boy]

the ordeal of being known is in fact mortifying

[the-cactusclique]

I was never big on dating and now that I've been single like 4 (?) years people keep suggesting I "get back out there" and I am trying but gods would I rather not.

Yesterday I blocked a guy being into race play and today someone is angry about how corporate acknowledges Christian holidays instead of Jewish ones (I was saying I wish I had this week off, and also I'm an atheist so I don't actually care why I'm off tbh)

Personally my aspiration is to fuck musicians because they're cool. Not even famous ones.

[andylynpyaneblogs1]

My c0ck really trying to get out and jizz all over you🔥🥵

Telegram: andylynnpyane

All this sexy just waiting on YOU🥵

[zephyrchama]

A thin line of table salt adorned the floor in front of your bedroom. You stood behind it and stared at the demons outside of your doorway. They were staring at the salt.

Leviathan laughed. It reminded him of a low-level defense from a tower defense game. "Is that supposed to keep us out? lol."

"Yeah. I think it's working," you said.

Satan put a hand on his hip. As far as he could tell, it was plain old table salt. No magical properties whatsoever. "How so?"

"Well, none of you are crossing it. Clearly, it's having some kind of effect."

Mammon balked. "Obviously, it's because we're respectin' your privacy!" He stood closest to the line, wanting to cross it most of all.

"You're respecting my privacy by... standing right outside my door?"

Mammon opened his mouth to counter, only to come up with nothing. He stood there with his fists clenched. The feather on his belt swayed as he tapped a foot impatiently, causing the nearest salt to shift a little.

The noise annoyed Asmodeus. "Mammon, go walk through the salt."

"Why me!?"

"This is ridiculous." Lucifer crossed his arms. "Clean this up. I don't even want to know how this will damage the floors if you leave it."

"It's not even doing anything," Satan pointed out.

"If it's not doing anything, then one of you should cross it," you suggested.

"Why don't you come out to us?" Belphegor proposed. "There's only one of you, seems more fair."

"Yeah!" Asmodeus took a step away from the salt, careful not to get any on his shoes, and raised his hands. "You can run into my arms if you'd like. I'll be sure to catch you."

Their stubbornness astounded you. "Or... You guys can just admit you don't want to cross this salt."

"It's regular salt." Beelzebub knew exactly what the substance was as soon as he laid eyes on it. Plus, the smell was unmistakable. His claim was irrefutable.

"Yes, exactly. Thank you, Beel. I've seen you eat it many times." You had even taken the bag from the shared kitchen.

"Did you try walking over it?" Leviathan asked. "How are we supposed to cross it if you won't?"

"I don't need to. I'm in my room."

"You should come to our room," Belphegor offered. He was getting tired of standing around.

"Come out this instant," Lucifer ordered.

You thought about it for a whopping two seconds. "I think I'm good. I'll be in my room. If any of you need me, feel free to come in."

You retreated back inside with the rest of the half-empty salt bag. The brothers stared at you with a mix of impatience and disbelief until the wall blocked you from view.

[sexypennymaykitten]

Can I top or bottom? Or both👉👈

Reblog trans lover🥰❤️

[lesbianinthesea]

Tired of intentionally dating I’ve been met with ghosts, people with bad intentions and no intentions. Doesn’t mean there won’t be that longing but I’m far too tired to be pressed about other people time to focus on me.

[engelakiko]

[xxplastic-cubexx]

[right to left]

finally finished This Wip from Ever ago and so now i ask you ever look into another dudes eyes and suddenly want to do whatever he wants

[deadbutterflycollective]

I haven't been having a good time dating lately...

[technically-human]

Valentine's Day!!

The boys finally get a happy moment after going through the canon events

This was a commission for @i-am-as-normal-as-you-are so thank them for the cuteness!

The bonus is completely my fault though:

[slavicbabydoll7]