Charlie: Okay, Goodness Lesson #1: you see someone drop their wallet. (whipsers to Angel Dust) Angel, drop the wallet. (Angel drops his wallet) Now, what would you do?
Sir Pentious: Excuse me, sir, but I do believe you dropped your wallet.
Angel Dust: Doesn't look familiar to me.
Sir Pentious: What? I just saw you drop it. Here.
Angel: Nope; it's not mine.
Sir Pentious: It is yours. I am trying to be a good person and return it to you.
Angel: Return what to who?
Sir Pentious: *facepalms* Aren't you Anthony Giovanni?
Angel: Yep.
Sir Pentious: And this is your ID.
Angel: Yep.
Sir Pentious: I found this ID in this wallet, and if that's the case, this must be your wallet.
Angel: That makes sense to me.
Sir Pentious: Then take it.
Angel: It's not my wallet.
Sir Pentious: *screams* YOU DIPSHIT! TAKE YOUR FUCKING WALLET OR I'LL RIP YOUR ARMS OFF!
*tickle belt activated*
Charlie: Wrong! (Sir Pentious falls to the floor laughing) Good people don't rip other people's arms off!
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10 Minutes Daily Routine#shorts #ytshorts #fitnessroutine #fitnessmantram
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daily gojoken until one of them dies: day 57
THAT'S ALL, FOLKS!
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Discussed the "would you rather a run into a bear or a man when alone in the woods" question with my friend who is a black bear technician, and I have a lot of experience working in remote areas with a high black bear population myself. She and I both were instantly in agreement that: 1. If I'm in the woods deep in bear country, the bear is simply much more expected and less startling to run into than the man. It would be something we are prepared for and fully unsurprised by. 2. Bear safety is pretty straightforward, we know and have training in their behaviour, how to avoid conflict, what a black bear that is trying to hunt you looks like, and how to maximize your chances of getting out of the situation safely in the incredibly rare case of an attack. There's no equivalent handy step by step guide to respond to a dude attack.
Most people approach the question as a feminist one, thinking more about risk of violence from a man, but neither of us really even expressed much concern about the dude beyond knowing from experience that it is startling and unsettling to run into someone when in a remote wooded area far from any trails or residences. As two animal autistics that studied wildlife management in college and have spent a lot of time in the woods of northern Ontario, we both missed the intended point of the debate, instead coming to a stance solidly rooted in "why would be I be upset to see a bear when I'm knowingly in the bear's home?"
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jonathan test (click for better quality)
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just clocked in sir! what do you need me to cover today?
YOU’RE LATE!! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GET ME THAT INTERVIEW WITH THE HULK LAST WEEK! HE DOESN’T STAY BIG AND GREEN FOREVER YOU KNOW!!
NOW GET OUT THERE BEFORE *I* START GETTING ANGRY. AND TRUST ME, HEH, YOU WOULDN’T LIKE ME WHEN I’M ANGRY!
I GET ALL RED AND BLOATED. NOT A PRETTY SIGHT.
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Poor Jonathan probably is all scruffy now without shaving
I bet Dracula compliments him on his 'choice' to go unshaven. It suits him and, more importantly, suits the place! He is right to embrace the custom here, as Dracula himself shall embrace London. Is this not so?
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riz gukgak is SO distressing to have as a favourite character I can never funckign rest out here
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1 Timothy 4:8
For while bodily training is of some value, godliness is of value in every way, as it holds promise for the present life and also for the life to come.
Today, people are focused on keeping their body healthy by eating the right kind of food and exercising regularly. That's a good thing. We have to take care of our bodies, which is the temple of the Holy Spirit. But do we give equal importance to our spiritual well-being? The Bible says, “Do not be wise in your own eyes; fear the Lord and shun evil. This will bring health to your body and nourishment to your bones” (Proverbs 3:7-8). And again, Proverbs 4:20-22 describes the life that comes through studying and living by God’s Word:
“My son, pay attention to what I say; turn your ear to my words. Do not let them out of your sight, keep them within your heart; for they are life to those who find them and health to one’s whole body.”
Let's learn to strike a balance between taking care of our physical bodies and nurturing our spiritual well-being.
Would we feed on the word of God and spend time with the Lord Jesus every day?
Pray: Dear Lord, Teach me to take care of my body as well as my soul, so that I could be a useful vessel in Your hand. In Jesus' name, Amen.
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I had a good training session! 🍃
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Hey there dude, just hoping everything is alright over there, since it's been a while ever since we last talked. Wish you the best!
Hello Nyx,
Thank you very much for your message!
New Year’s been off with a rough start but seems like I have most(?) things under control. Hope you have been doing well too ol’ pal!
(Please accept a sleepy fat bean (feels like forever since I drew them).)
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