#cursed party

[demonologue]

I'm really not sure why the RNG decided that Astarion and Gale were fighting Ketheric alone last night in this cutscene, but I'm kind of into it.

Literally the whole party was there, right behind them, but the camera just said. Nope. Bloodweave.

Also, looking at it up close, Gale's arms folded posture is so much more of a self-comfort chronic pain gesture than a "dad disapproves" gesture. Poor thing.

[my-forgotten-notepad]

The party could be called The Misfortunates!

It's a group of individuals who are all cursed who are travelling as a group to develop the influence, resources, and strength needed in order to break their curses.

The leader could be an Ancient Elven King who had been cursed by an Arch-Fey into being a donkey-faced man; who needs to acquire several pieces of art that the Arch-Fey has never seen before.

The Red Dragon turned Human Sorcerer dealing with the internalised terror of human fragility and the vile hubris of dragons and giants forcing their will upon smaller weaker folks. Seeking the mastery of magic to return to her true draconian form.

A Dwarven Blacksmith cursed with hunger pains and removal of his sense of smell and taste after infuriating an arch-mage with his lack of etiquette and disregard for the rules of Hospitality. To free himself from his chronic pain and hunger is to charitably serve and offer of himself without seeking payment or thanks a hundred times.

Finally, a Wizard poisoned with arcane parasites by a rival and needs others to help him create material to slow the parasites down; so he can garber enough knowledge and power to excise the nightmarish creatures from his body

D&D character idea: A red dragon who got defeated by a rival and then transformed via a curse into a weak squishy little ape-thing to rub salt in the wound. She is now forced to travel around with a pack of other weak squishy little ape-things for protection while she slowly regains her power. Statted out as a Draconic Bloodline Sorcerer, with the kicker being when you hit 17th level and can take True Polymorph so she can turn back into a proper red dragon.

Bonus points if she's still dyed-in-the-wool Chaotic Evil (at least at first), but sidesteps most of the plot-derailing, burn-the-town-down issues associated with roleplaying the alignment because being knocked down several dozen rungs on the food chain has turned her into a total coward who is afraid to actively tick off anything that could threaten her. She's also fully willing to go along with any rules imposed by the party because they're genuinely the best shot she has at ever getting her dragon mojo back.

[the-silver-peahen-residence]

||The cursed treasure hunt||

reserved au rp with @demon-blood-youths

"Anything yet?" Megumi blinks to hear this but he looks from his cell phone. He didn't know what was going on, giving the thought that something might have happened. Gojo was told Kisho still was on his on going mission to find the cursed items that came from that party. However, it leaves another wondering what was going on. He did have some help along the way so it was something.

Right now, Megumi was told by Gojo to check on him but he was not answering the text messages he sent a while ago. "I don't think so. I can try to call him and see if he can answer the phone instead. Or maybe something is effecting the signal."

"I guess that's possible but give it a shot." Yuji said. Megumi nods and goes to do that, seeing Kisho's number and hits speed dial and waits for him to find something.

"I'm sure they are fine you two..just call them and we will see their fine." Nobara said. Miko agrees hoping they were alright. She wanted to go with them but she was still on stand by to recover.

"S..same here..." she mutters seeing Megumi still waiting for Kisho to pick up.

[demonictacobeard]

Adam, coming out of his room for the first time:……Alright what the fuck do you guys even do here? Therapy, or some shit

Lucifer who had been waiting for him by the door: Charlie has activities usually, and is more then willing to talk to residents about their feelings and how they ended up in hell so that’s like therapy. I’m surprised you know about that, has heaven finally implemented it?

Adam, grumbling: No Heaven doesn’t fucking have therapy, but for the last ten years the newer winners have been asking why and the older angels had to find out what the fuck it is

Lucifer, humming: I do have to wonder how all the therapists up there don’t fall from utter frustration

Charlie, watching them come down the stairs excitedly: Hi Dad! Hi Adam! I’m so excited you came down. How are you feeling today, do you think you might be up for an activity? Or ooh, I never got to show you around the whole hotel just to your room. Whatever you feel like! Adam, stepping back: I knew she was excited during the meeting but Is she always this fucking cheery? It’s like Emily has a long lost twin from Hell

Angel Dust, from the bar: It’s the new resident joy, you’ll get used to it lambchop!

Husk, snorting: You act like you don’t adore that girl

Angel, pointing at him with three pointer fingers: You, shut up

Lucifer, beaming with pride: She’s very passionate about her work, always has been

Adam, groaning as Charlie looks at him with glimmering eyes: Dear fucking god, shit alright, fine I’ll take the tour

Vaggie, walking up to them with her spear: Good, because todays activity is Alastor’s idea and I don’t trust him not to ‘accidentally’ scar you emotionally instead

Charlie, gasping: Vaggie! Come on, Alastor wouldn’t do that

Lucifer and Vaggie, deadpan: Yes he would

Adam, crossing his arms: I don’t know the fucker, I just beat his ass, but yes the shit he would. Do you see that smile he has going on all the time? I haven’t seen one so fake since Michael’s

Lucifer, gaging: Hech Mike

Adam, nodding: Fucking Mike

Vaggie, vaguely remembering the angel: Do you mean….the Mike who was your bosses boss, the one who came around and inspected the exterminator’s once every ten years. That Mike?

Adam: That’s the bitch, Vag

Vaggie, her cheek twitching in anger: The ARCHANGEL MICHAEL?

Adam: Adding his title doesn’t unmake him a bitch

Lucifer, laughing: Nothing can

Charlie, smacking her head: Awful uncle Mike! Dad told me about him, don’t worry Adam Alastor is nothing like him. The smile is just….a tool for him? It’s harmless

Adam, rolling his eyes: The bartender just looked at you like you lied to gods face and then fucking spat on it, but whatever. I’ll do the activities and shit, later, but only ones you’re in charge of- why does your face look like that?

Charlie singing to Vaggie, after grabbing a confused Adam’s elbow and happily dragging him on the tour: He trusts meeeee!

Adam, flushing: ONLY MORE THEN THAT FUCKING DEER!

Lucifer, following them: Thats still a little, you know

Angel, laughing at Alastor when he walked in ten minutes later: Hey Alastor, guess what sheep boy trusts the devil and the devil’s daughter more then you. How’s that make you feel?

Alastor, his smile becoming more genuine: Positively ‘devastated’

[ryukolighter]

Titan's curse was legit SO FUN and like... Their quest group isn't talked about enough??? It was so cool and fun 😭

[pigeon-princess]

It was such a treat to draw @luckyblackcatxiii 's delightful gentleman, Saverio Marchisetti as a surprise for a little gift exchange! I adore him dearly and have you ever seen an outfit so charming that you just needed to draw it immediately?!🦚💕

I'm so lucky to have made such a wonderful friend through art and sharing stories about our characters!

[haaam-guuuurl]

If I had a nickel for every time the idea of shooting out one giant sperm has been proposed on a Dropout show this year, I would have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's REALLY FUCKING WEIRD that it's happened twice.

[nuclearbleu]

A lonely rider stalks the hills of Barovia

Do not confront him, he is far past Redemption

[luckyblackcatxiii]

It's been MONTHS since I figured out Strahd's outdoor wear, and I've finally figured out Rahadin's as well! The creeps can now be nice and warm when traveling the horrific countryside~

I actually started this back when I finished Strahd's look, but I think I bit off more than I could chew by trying to figure out both Rahadin's face and his clothing that I got overwhelmed and ran away from finishing the concept. I've really been into drawing CoS NPCs lately (which means hopefully I'll have more of those to show you guys) which brought me back to finally finishing this. Phew!

And to think: eventually I'll have to figure out and draw his and Strahd's canon fit eventually too! Sigh, it never stops... (but I love doing it <3)

(ALSO I STUPIDLY POSTED THIS WITHOUT THE IMAGES OOPS

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Wei Wuxian 🤝 Maleficent: Not being invited to a child's birthday party but showing up anyways (to make things worse).

(for @youremysunshine8)

[heybiji]

How's Dande's arm doing?

the curse is gone and he is as good as new! (well, not totally new, his burn scarring is still there)

[demonologue]

The Village People?

And some bonus Bloodweave:

Astarion watching Gale when no one's looking.

Don't mind my Tav, he spent some time with Sorn and now the game only shows his under-armor clothes. So I thought I'd have some fun with it.

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

I was wondering, does Fiddleford still have a wife in your Halloween au? And if yes, does she know about him being a vampire?

I've been sitting on this ask for a bit, but I think I should finally answer.

In my AU, Fidds is actually pretty old-- not like ancient or anything, but surely a few centuries?

Anyway, so way back, when he was human, he did have a wife and a kid!! But when he got bit and became a vampire, he actually outlived them :(

He tries to think about them often, but it's definitely one of the things he chooses to erase when he creates the memory gun

[cool-frog-hours]

This bad boy is doing numbers on tik tok, so I figured I’d post him here too

Audio: [“Welcome…babies…to The Fruity Pebbles Castle of Torment, a scary castle with one hundred rats.” *laugher*]

[its-stimsca]

can you maybe do an overstimulation board? :>

This is absolutely top ten requests I’ve gotten really enjoyed making this LMAO /gen

💥 😭 💥 / 😭 💥 😭 / 💥 😭 💥

[crows-of-buckets]

Au where Carver, instead of fleeing Ostagar, ends up with the hero of Fereldan, and follows them around to help stop the blight. He eventually ends up at Amaranthine, and becomes a full warden alongside all the others. He becomes kinda friends with Anders (I think he would be a bit less of an ass to pre justice anders) and somehow the two end up leaving for Kirkwall together.

Hawke walks into the clinic looking for grey warden maps and runs into their baby brother they thought was dead. He's just chilling in the sewer clinic like it's a normal thing to be doing.