#but you absolutely cannot make the relationship between these guys normal

[theflyingsealion]

I think one of the most vital parts of any curse of Strahd campaign is that when you're establishing the dynamic between your Strahd and Rahadin they both have to be at least a little weird about it

[babey-fruit-bat]

Mar Rosso - Red Sea

Emperor Geta and Emperor Caracalla discovered the curse of Terra Mater

🍇🏺🩸🍇🏺🩸🍇🏺🩸🍇🏺🩸🍇🏺🩸🍇🏺

Author note: There is no way in hell anyone explained the menses to these guys- (who would?) they find out the hard way

Set before plot of the movie- author finally saw it- author does NOT wanna talk about it :( Not my blorbos !! (They were terrible people)

Not a poly relationship - No Y/N used - reader is F and has a period but has no description

Geta 👑🏛️🍇

You arose with a stretch next to your husband, today was the first day of the spring gladiator tournaments. You rolled over into Geta’s arms waking him from sleep “Good morning, Dulcissima“ he says, pressing a soft kiss to your lips

As you leave the bed and the sunlight enters the room you hear a yelp leave Geta “My love! You’re bleeding?”

You turned looking down to see a small pool of blood on the bed that had leaked through your shift. You groaned turning away to sit back on the bed, face in your hands. You’d only been married a few months and so far had managed to keep your season undetectable

“Are.. are you-you’re not hurt? What’s happened to you?” He pleads you to look at him with worry. You lift your head with tears in your eyes “I’m sorry, I- this.. this is normal- it’s supposed to happen,”

He looks in bewilderment, like you have a second head- “This ailment? Is normal..?”

“Yes..? It is a step in bringing forth a child, no child.. well- this” you gesture to the bed and between your legs

“Wait.. the blood is coming from?” His gaze drifts down to your shift. Your eyes meet and you nod, both holding your breath

“Oh… OH- oh Gods!” His eyes widened piecing the puzzle together “You must rest! Sit!” He rose from the bed donning his red and gold robe and summoned the servants to draw a hot bath for you- he stopped one of the ladies before they finished and mentioned your incident this morning. He was assured your clothing, and sheets were no worry and he ensured every medicinal herb available was added to ease your bleeding

He stood proudly before you feeling accomplished of the care he could give you, though he noticed you still wincing

“What is it now? Is this not helping stop the bleeding?”

“Stop the bleeding? Haha, my love it doesn’t work this way, it will stop on its own!” You laughed softly at his confusion

“About how long will that be? Surely not forever..” he shuddered thinking about if he had to endure that curse, how could he function? Run an empire? Bleeding? He’d sooner kill over and hand the nation to his brother

“Uhh? About a week-“ “WEEK?” He screeched

“Surely you aren’t serious!?” You nodded, no lie in your eyes

“You absolutely cannot go out today- you must stay here, rest, recover- I could never ask you to go out in this condition? Around all those people? That must be exhausting..” he trailed off eyes lowering to the floor

“Why not? All women do this, go out, continue living”

“All of them?” “Every one” you said and lifted yourself from the bath. You dried off and threw on a slip garment and sat by your vanity as the servants began to fix your hair

Geta appeared behind you, hair a mess, and a doting look in his eye- “You are stronger than you appear, Carissma”

You turned rising to cup his face in your hands

“Don’t you forget it” you whispered pulling him in with a longing kiss

It wasn’t long before you were dressed in your most comfortable stola, Geta chose a darker shade to avoid any noticeable bleeding or accidents and he held your hand guiding you carefully to your seats to watch the games, making sure you sat and the fluffiest cushion in the palace.

Though choosing a simpler style you still felt divine, still adorned in gold pieces and fine silks gifted to you by Geta, each chosen by him for your taste.

He truly cared for you and watched over you in all ways- respecting you now more now than ever. His empress, his wife, his love

Caracalla 🐒✨🏺

Opening your eyes the soft moonlight strewn about the room and you paused hearing two pairs of footsteps patter into the room. You retired to bed early from the banquet tonight, a celebration of Rome’s latest conquest and victory.

The pain in your abdomen had started in the morning and had gotten worse as the day continued. You hadn’t brought attention to it, not wanting to disturb Caracalla’s peace. He loved the games almost as much as you, and you felt well enough to press on, but by the end of the night the pain was nearly unbearable

“Shhh Dondas!! No!” He whisper yelled watching him leap onto the bed, right onto your sore abdomen

“Urgh..” you groaned as Dondas moved off you as quickly as he lept on- startled by your noise of pain

“Sorry Carissma, I thought you were asleep- but now that I’ve found you, come join the party! You’ll miss all the entertainment-we’ve got singers, musicians, and the fights! We have real fights, we’ll have swords too!” He said gleefully, like a child on Saturnalia

“I’m not sure Calla, I haven’t felt well all day-“

“Not well? What do you mean? Should I call a healer?”

“No! Well.. maybe? I don’t know..”

“Well, decide quickly and let’s go! I’ll get whatever you need don’t worry, Carissma!”

He was too loud to speak over sometimes, his enthusiasm overtaking his reason. You rose from bed stretching and rising before Carracalla cried out

“Guards! Servants! Anyone! The empress is BLEE-“ you ran wide-eyed and threw your hand around his mouth “CALLA! Not so loud!”

You shushed him and he furrowed his brows “Certainly not! You’re bleeding what if something’s happened what if I loose you!?”

You laughed softly “You’re not loosing me I promise, I’m okay- just.. hurting”

“Well I can see that, clearly! But how? How do I fix it? Fix you?”

“You don’t need to fix me Calla, this is normal, a part of life”

“What.. what do you mean?”

What DID he mean?

“Calla, this.. this must happen, it’s a natural bleeding, needed to produce an heir one day?”

He looked at you with confusion “So the bleeding is not from a wound? So where is it coming fro-..?” He trailled off gazing down to your legs

“Ooooohhh.. OH MY GODS? From..? There? You’re.. you can’t be..?”

Dondas curled into your lap softly pulling at your clothes to get closer to you, Caracalla sat beside you pulling you both on his lap

“Calla, the blood-“ “I don’t care about the blood, my poor poor empress”

He held you calling for servants to clear the bloodied cloth and start a hot bath, you told the servants which herbs to add and Caracalla listened silently for next time, something he also discovered- to his absolute horror- was this wasn’t a one time event

You left the baths and entered your room to find every candy, pastry, cheese, fruit, meat, and wine scattered around the room as if the banquet had moved upstairs

“Take what you like Dulcissima, Dondas and I will share the rest!” He said with a mouth full of food. You rest beside him on the bed and he popped grapes into your and Dondas’ mouths, each of you taking a side by your beloved emperor

“Aren’t you worried you’ll miss the party?”

“No, I could have another tomorrow if I wanted, I’d rather be here with you even if we just do nothing” he said gazing down to your eyes and kissing your forehead

Author note: One thing I’ll stand on is they were both idiots, and eat the rich (I’d want their heads on a platter if I was a peasant in yee old Rome)

Somehow CARACALLA made white boy of the month™️ ?? Beating GENERAL MARCUS, LUCIUS, AND GETA ?? Caracalla gang rise !!

Author question: LMAO Can someone break that down psychologically in the comments for me? Is it because I’m the oldest daughter and my maternal instincts revved their disgusting engine to save yet another pitiful man with wet puppy eyes? Probably. Someone tell me I need answers !!

[maxlarens]

(idk how concepts work) would love your thoughts on Oscar trying to flirt especially when Logan/Lando/Alex/George are around

under the cut because i went ON and ON

aaooh so first of all i think oscar is a terrible flirter. or at least the typical idea of flirting. he cannot say a pick up line with any level of seriousness. he blushes too much. just can’t do the suave smooth thing at all on purpose.

i think his idea of flirting is sarcastic jokes, teasing sorry so like exactly how he talks to lando and being near you— like sitting so your arms are touching, or randomly playing with strands of ur hair, that kind of thing! and occasionally pulling out a veering-on-suggestive comment or complimenting you, but that would come after being friends i think.

anyway. i think the pressure of other people would make it soo much worse for him. he can flirt with u enough when it’s just the two of you, push boundaries and get closer and all that stuff. but when his friends are around ohmygod it would be bad.

lando and logan would be THE WORST culprits. i can see oscar trying something that just doesn’t land super well and logan snorts into his drink or lando starts giggling😭 i think they’d be paying attention to you two Always, trying to manufacture situations where oscar can shoot his shot or just keeping an eye on how it’s going. and they’re soo well meaning about it because they want oscar to be happy but it doesn’t really help because oscar is SUCHH a slow burn kinda guy. idk i just see it taking a while, lots of subtle things building up into something u eventually can’t ignore. i think he’s very happy to meet the relationship where it’s at.

lando would absolutely try to push oscars buttons by making flirty comments at u and when oscar is like BRO? lando just tells him to make a move if it bothers him so much. logan would not do that but he’d be very content to take the absolute piss out of you and oscar. publicly and privately. and he would not stifle his instinct to laugh at you two whatsoever. you spend the whole time thinking that logan’s got something wrong with him😭

and okay on george and alex. i think they’d be less ~in tune~ with the whole thing because lando and logan probably know oscar better. but im torn between whether i think george or alex would catch on immediately. mm yeah actually i think george might clock it right away— like take one look at the two of you and go oh okay they’ve got mega crushes on each other and neither of them quite know it. BUTTT i think alex would be the only one brave enough to say something to your faces. you’d be having dinner or lunch or something with them all and you and oscar would be sitting next to each other giggling, playing ur usual game of chicken 😭 and alex just point blank goes: “so are you guys dating yet or what”

and you would both go TOTALLY red and lando and logan would spend the rest of the meal laughing their heads off. and i think after that you’d have to finally acknowledge it lol.

but anyway, i kinda didn’t get into this, but i think oscar would just be a stuttering mess while trying to flirt with u when others are around. stumbling over his words, making awkward jokes that reveal a little too much, staring at u too long, weird lingering touches, LAUGHING TOO LOUD. he’d be fine if the conversation were about something entirely normal, but if it starts veering into anything about relationships in general/you/dating/etc… mm yeah poor boy would not survive.

[meowsforyujin]

Tradition’s/weekly activities with bf!skz

Warnings: slightly suggestive

Chan- taking you out to dinner

Oh you best believe Chan is taking you out on Friday nights, whether it's a fancy restaurant or fast food, he’s taking you out. You protested a lot early on in the relationship, that taking you out to dinner this often wasn’t necessary but after a while you gave up. Chan loves it when you get dressed up for him. Don’t get him wrong, he doesn’t think you need to dress up for him, but he can’t help but smile when he sees you in a nice dress with fancy makeup. It makes him feel special, knowing he’s the only man you’d do this for. And don’t worry, he spoils you all the time with new dresses that you wear to your dinner dates too. But of course he always tells you that you don’t have to dress up. You’re fully aware that he wouldn’t be upset or love you any less if you dressed normally, but you also know how much he loves it when you dress up.

Game night- Lee Know

You and Minho are both competitive, and that’s what drew you two together in the first place. So obviously it makes sense that every Friday you play games against each other. Sometimes you two make it interesting though, whether it’s loser has to chicken dance in front of their boss, or loser gets on their knees. ( Although you both equally enjoy the second punishment ) And you can’t help it because oh Minho is so hot when he’s competitive.

Bike riding- Changbin

You cannot be bothered to work out, even if your boyfriend is addicted to the gym. There is one thing however, that you’ll agree to. You like bike rides a lot, and Changbin always wants to work on his thigh muscles, so it works out. You two don’t typically talk much, just laugh and giggle, enjoying the wind and each other's company. Eventually you get tired and Changbin loves to pretend he’s your personal trainer. He likes to yell positive encouragement at you, and you love to groan and roll your eyes. It works. It may not seem like much but you beg to differ, it’s your favorite part of the week. Partially because of the bike ride, partially because he treats you like a baby when you two get home. He feeds you while praising you, “You did so well today baby”, and you pretend to be annoyed but he knows you love it.

Take out- Hyunjin

Every Friday you and Hyunjin order take out and eat in while sitting on the counter and gossip. This may be the most stupid specific thing, but it’s not to you. Hyunjin wasn’t ever one who liked school, but he loves to learn about you. You’re his favorite subject. He loves hearing your hot takes, even if it’s been said before by someone else. Why did it end up that you both always sit on the counter in your apartment? You don’t know, but that’s how it is. You two also like to order from a new place every time, and talk about it as if you were both food critics. Hyunjin loves analyzing you so much, the way your brain works interests him. You usually don’t realize until much later that you’re talking so much, and worry that Hyunjin’s annoyed. But in reality he’s just watching you lovingly, not annoyed at all.

Movie night- Han

Out of all the members, Han is the most movie night type of guy no doubt. Every Friday you and Han decide on a movie and watch it together. You two always huddle up with an astounding amount of snacks that neither of you ever finish. As much as you love it at home, Han loves the movie theater. He’s like a kid every time he goes, always in absolute awe. Which is the sole reason why whenever he offers to go to the theater, you never decline. How could you? He’s so adorable, eyes big and glowing from the reflection of the screen. Although you don’t see a lot of difference between seeing the movie at home vs the theater, Han has a whole list of why the movie theater experience is so much better. One of the things on his list he won’t tell you however, but Han likes to show you off. You’re not one for PDA, but movie nights always include make out sessions, you don’t make the rules. Han likes knowing that other guys who did anything so much perceived you could know that it’s him that takes you home every night, and even get a little glimpse of what it’s like.

Late night strolls- Felix

Felix is most definitely one to walk and talk. Every Friday you two go on a walk to watch the sunset and recap your week. Felix feels that as your boyfriend, he should have the right and privilege to know everything that has happened to you in the past week that he didn’t know. Mostly because he just loves hearing you talk, but also because he really likes to be involved with your life (as if he isn’t already). Then when you get home you both take a bath together, and do each other's nightly routine, because Felix is a sucker for cheesy couple activities (you are too but won’t admit it).

Coffee-Seungmin

Okay we all saw this coming, obviously Seungmin takes you for coffee every Saturday morning. And you swear your heart flutters every time he orders for you, you can’t help but feel special that the rarely affectionate Kim Seungmin remembers your complicated ass order. You tease him every time saying “you remembered” and he just scowls “duh don’t get too flattered, we come every weekend. I’d be stupid if I didn’t remember.” Sometimes but not every time, you go to the bookstore across the street from the coffee shop. It’s nice but you don’t typically care for books. What you do care for however, is when you and Seungmin curl up together by the window while he reads to you. You’re never paying attention though of course, and he nags at you for it. But how could you? He’s just too handsome not to look at. And you have to savor every sweet moment with him when he’s not nagging you or making fun of you.

Ice Cream- Jeongin

Jeongin never really cared for ice cream until he met you. In fact, your first date was at an ice cream shop. He’ll lie and say that he takes you for ice cream every Friday because he loves ice cream, but it’s really because he loves how cute you look when you eat it. You always get chocolate, and it always manages to get all over you. You used to get embarrassed when Jeongin would laugh and take your chin in his hands while tentatively wiping your face, but now you just let him without being embarrassed.

[voltronisanobsession]

miguel finding his kid again

I wanted this to be short but I couldn’t help writing so much :/ I just ended it quickly LMAO💀💀

SPIDERVERSE CONCEPT CUZ IVE BEEN OBSESSED

OK SO!! I’ve seen a LOT of headcanons and concepts about Miguel finding his kid in a different universe and just being super protective of them, whether they’re a spider or a normal civilian. But I have a different take on it.

Imagine Miguel and his crew of spider people hunting down this new anomaly that’s been jumping between different universes, always managing to narrowly escape them. Miguel is super frustrated because not one of them is able to capture this villain? Person? Ugh he doesn’t have enough time to care with all the mayhem they’re causing.

This new anomaly, aka Reader, happened to gain these freak new abilities after the events in ITSV that allows them to tear a hole in any universe and travel through it. Of course they have no idea which universe their new powers will take them to so it’s always a 50/50 chance with it.

But the real problem that makes reader a ‘threat’ to the spider society is when they stay too long in a universe, things start slowly glitching out and causing destruction to the world. They’re just too strong that it breaks the balance of any universe they stay in. Kind of like tipping the scale sort of deal!

Which is why homeboy Miguel wants Reader detained asap before they cause a whole universe to collapse on itself. But like! It’s not the readers fault really!! They just don’t know how to control their powers and having a bunch of adults viciously chase them around really does something to a kid (looking at you Miles💀)

But constantly running away from superheroes while wearing a mask does begin painting them in a villain light💔

So imagine Reader gets cornered at last by Miguel, Jess, and some other spiders.

“Guys, I promise it’s not what it looks like. I’m just a normal person, I’m practically harmless!” They say as they bump against the building behind them, watching in horror as it begins to glitch at the contact they made.

Despite the teens voice sounding familiar, Miguel brushes it off and scoffs.

“Ha, harmless. Don’t make this any more difficult than it has to be.”

Reader has no idea what the spider society is gonna do to them so they can only glitch a hole in the building behind them and run away in fear. Miguel is absolutely fed up with them and just dashes after Reader, chasing them up buildings as they glitch around. He knows he’s running out of time since this usually only happens when they’re getting ready to open a portal.

He would manage to get a hold of their hoodies sleeve before they go tumbling down to the ground, mask yanked off to properly breath in some air. Reader opens a portal, trying to stand up and stumbling a bit, looking back to Miguel.

Just as he’s about to run towards them and tackle them to the ground, his breath gets caught in his throat, heart suddenly beating erratically.

He recognizes their hair, the shape of their face, sees the fear in their eyes. He literally cannot move. Miguel is frozen at his spot, body trembling at the sight of you. His child. His dead child.

“y/n?” His voice would almost be a whisper, but reader hears. They can only stare in shock at the sound of their name, slowly backing up.

“How do you know my name?”

This dude would get some major flash backs, from his old life, to when he caused a universe’s destruction. Everything he swore to protect, to love, he failed. He failed reader twice, so it’s understandable that Miguel might be a little afraid of you.

He would not move an inch even after readers gone, Jess having to snap him back to reality. Miguel was not ready to get a smack to the face with seeing Reader again after all this time and pain.

This is what I wanted to talk about originally. After seeing his kid again, instead of growing desperate to create a new relationship with them, he’s just afraid. He’s scared of a repeat after what happened before. Miguel wouldn’t be able to stand the sight of reader, they remind him too much of what he’s lost.

I think he would step down in being about of the chase for Reader, he can’t go after them after finding out their his child. Well, in a different universe, their his child. He’s too afraid to face them again. Too afraid of the memories they bring.

It’s only when they accidentally glitch into his office that he’s forced to come face with them again. And when he does, he tries his best to get away from them💀💀💀 like bro is webbing away, powering up his platform and getting lifted up into the air away from them.

Which would totally be fine with Reader hadn’t they been chased down by this man for a couple of weeks. Why isn’t he trying to attack them? What’s the sudden mood change? Is he afraid of what they could do?

They can only clumsily climb their way up to him while asking him questions.

“Um, I know we got off the wrong foot but- urgh! Almost slipped haha! Anyways like I was saying! What’s your name? Oh and why are you trying to get away from me?”

They would be right in front of Miguel, a few feet away from where they’re hanging and he would just turn around, back facing them while they grunt in annoyance.

“You stopped going with your little gang. I know I’ve been zapping all over the place but was it something I did? Hey are you ok??”

Miguel’s body would move as he tries to stifle his quiet sobs at the sound of your voice. Oh god did he miss you. But he can’t get close to reader again. Not after what happened last time.

“I think I have tissue somewhere in my poCKEETTT-!” Miguel’s immediately webbing reader towards him as they slip off the pipe they were standing on, making a free fall

He lets out a shaky breath at the sight of you alright in his arms again. He can’t control his urges as he hugs reader tightly, letting soft apologies fall from his lips.

All this is happening and reader is just so dumbfounded. They could only awkwardly pat his arm and accept his apologies. You didn’t know he was THAT sorry for chasing you around universes.

“I missed you so much. I never wanted that to happen to you, mi corazon. I’m so sorry. I’m so, so sorry.”

“I have no idea what you’re talking about man but thanks I guess?”

He’s sniffling as he releases you, eyebrows furrowed as he holds you by the shoulders. It’s only when he realizes reader has no idea who he is that his heart sinks.

“My dad died when I was young. Like toddler young. I never got to know him.”

You don’t know how to feel when Miguel reveals that he was your father, not the same dad from your universe, but a different variant.

This begins the weird growing relationship between the two of them. Miguel tries his best to put distance between them while Reader is just super eager to know more about him! His favorite foods, how he created this spider society, what happened to the different variant of you that clearly has him shaken up!

It would take a bit of time before Miguel slowly lets down his guard again. Allowing reader into his heart again for the third time.

[miyukisu]

1 | Tougen Anki Boyfriend Headcanons .ᐟ

❤︎ | What are the TouAnki men like in a relationship? (oni agency ver.) ╰ feat. mudano naito, masumi yodogawa, kyouya oiranzaka, kaoru namikado, hagure nekosaki, yu innami, hyakki taiga, shion kuchimori

tags - gn reader, no y/n, sfw & n/sfw headcanons, not beta read, tw: exhibitionism, edging, punishment, dacryphilia, marking/biting, BDSM (nothing extreme, just mentioned)

see also -> kikoku unit ver. | momo ver | more soon...

MEGA MASTERLIST

minors do not interact

— Mudano Naito

As one would expect, he's incredibly private about his relationships, especially yours. It's not because he's ashamed of it, but rather he feels that it's safer that way. The less people know about the connection between the two of you, the less chance you'd be put in danger. Even if you are also an oni who can fight, he still can't stand the idea of you in peril.

He's the type who regularly wants to know where you're at and what you're doing. To many, it might seem like a toxic arrangement, but that doesn't even occur to him. It's just that he's secretly... a worry wart. He needs to know if you're safe at all times.

With that being said, he feels a lot more for you than he lets on. Worry, affection, need, and most of all, love—are things he feels for you almost on a daily basis. But as you might know, he's the biggest nonchalant ever. At first, it's impossible to tell, but as time goes on you start to pick up on these things better.

Mudano is a man of a few words. He prefers to show his devotion through actions instead. If you need something, anything—he's at your beck and call. If you need protection, then he's the man to call. If the time comes and he needs to offer his life—he'd do so without a second thought.

Surprisingly, has a thing for hands. Doesn't matter what you do—run your hands over his bare body, cup his face, hold his hand with yours—as long as your hands are involved, consider him whipped.

He has a massive size kink (pun intended). Although, he only likes it because it makes him feel like he can protect you. The way he can easily shield or envelope you gives him a sense of peace and purpose.

He cannot get it on with degradation or humiliation. You are practically a divine being in his eyes and it would be wrong to say anything but praise. But, yeah, praise kink. He's not normally vulnerable with words. When he's in the mood though? Expect a lot of sweet (dirty) nothings.

Mudano takes pride in taking care of and protecting you. He believes that it's his duty as your lover. But secretly... he'd like to be taken care of too. Let him lie back while you do the work and he's convinced he's in heaven. He will try to resist at first though—insisting that he can do it, but his resolve falters quickly as soon as you show the tiniest bit of dominance.

— Masumi Yodogawa

The biggest shock about him is that he's one of the smoothest guys you'll ever meet. It only makes sense because all that quick wit he uses to insult others can work the other way too, right? You don't see it coming because he doesn't get involved in a lot of romance. But that's just because he's highly selective with partners.

Still expect a wisecrack from him here and there. He'll still talk to you like you're buddies. But you can at least expect he'll be "nicer" to you compared to how he is with his subordinates.

He likes playing harmless pranks on you because your expressions are golden. Most of the time he would sneak up on you using his ability. He thinks it's funny how you still haven't gotten used to it and it's also a boost to his ego knowing that he's still stealthy no matter what.

Absolutely adores your smile. It's almost like a coincidence because he's always smiling, right? While his is more of a menacing one, he loves it when you genuinely smile, especially when it's directed towards him. He loves knowing that he can make you happy... not that he'd tell you that.

He will fuck you in public because he can. You have to make it quick though because his ability only lasts for 11 minutes. AND make sure that he's holding you at all times. Otherwise... people will see you getting railed in broad daylight while he's concealed. Awkward.

With that being said, he likes thrilling situations. Higher stakes like exhibitionism and orgasm control really gets him going. He'll make sure you're on board with too, of course. It's even better for him if you show the same level of enthusiasm.

Unlike Mudano, he's going to degrade and humiliate you if you ask for it. He'll call you all sorts of names, spank you if you misbehave, and edge you for longer than you'd like.

Um... two words—punishment kink. He's not too extreme, however. If you behave like a brat, then maybe he'll spank you a bit, tease you. But he'll never actually hurt you.

— Kyouya Oiranzaka

He is so whipped for you and is not afraid to let that show. The whole world knows about it, but especially you. He'll drop anything and everything that he's doing at a hat's drop if you ask him. His colleagues and anyone he talks to are, quite frankly, sick of hearing about you. But does that stop him? Not a chance.

What other people might consider cringe couple things don't faze him one bit. Matching pajamas? Doing Tiktoks together? Corny petnames? He's all for it. If anything—he's the one roping you into these things.

Likes to keep the spark alive with... his corny flirting. Truly—it baffles you how when you first starting dating he was this smooth talking casanova—but now that you're together, he says the cringiest lines known to man. Funny thing is, it works a bit too well on you...

Communication with him is easy. He's in tune with your emotions, but also knows when to talk it out. Kyouya is mature enough to acknowledge his faults and apologize for it.

Most of the time he's a soft dom who prioritizes your pleasure. He won't allow himself to cum if you haven't at least done it twice on his fingers, tongue, or his cock. His greatest joy is seeing you all blissed out beneath him.

That being said, he likes positions where he can see your face. He'll tease you a bit for the expressions you make. But he'll quickly reassure you by whispering in your ear how irresistible you look with him inside you.

As long as he's not insanely pent up, he'll always take his time and be gentle with you. His touches always seem featherlight, but you can feel the passion flowing from his finger tips. Kyouya makes sure to ask if you're comfortable or feeling good if you don't voice it out yourself.

He has no qualms about letting you take control. He's willing to try anything at least once if you ask him to. Besides, he enjoys letting you do the work sometimes—seeing you so drunk off of him while trying to bring him to climax does something to him.

— Kaoru Namikado

Kaoru is so heavily invested in your life. He'd love to learn about the things that keep you up at night or the stuff you incessantly spend money on. Even if those things might not be his cup of tea, he'll at least show some enthusiasm about it or support you as much as he can.

He is so damn respectful. His greatest fear would be to make you uncomfortable—or worse yet—to make you scared of him. Early on in the relationship, he'll make it a point to know all your boundaries and what not. He'll remember that and constantly check in with you.

He's the kind of boyfriend that you learn a lot from. Kaoru's knowledgeable when it comes to various topics and he'd love to share it with you.

The first time you see him angry and hear him raise his voice was when you needed protection. He just can't get his emotions in line knowing that you were in danger.

You thought you were getting vanilla... but you were so wrong. Sure, at first it was. But the more you two got comfortable with each other, you realize just how kinky this man is. (You know how it is—the more normal they are on the outside, the freakier they are. I don't make the rules).

He likes to make you beg for it—for his touches, for his kisses, for him to finally make you cum—all of it. He can't get enough of that whiney tone in your voice as you explain to him how good you've been today, how you deserve to be treated accordingly.

Praises and degrades you. Cool. But he's also into breath play. He just has a silk cloth conveniently stuffed in his nightstand drawer to blindfold you with. He'll fan his breath and blow cool air over your sensitive spots, heightening your senses and making you more sensitive for him.

Might be into dacryphilia. Although, he'd hate for those tears to come from pain or fear. He only wants to see you teary eyed from being overstimulated or from begging.

— Hagure Nekosaki

He's just a shy boy. Nekosaki gets flustered so easily and he always acts so pissed at your antics. But secretly, he loves it and wouldn't change any of it. In other words... he's basically a massive tsundere.

On the flipside, he can be fiercely jealous and possessive. Not in a toxic way—but when he feels threatened, then all the shyness he used to show you will fade away. In exchange, his usual aggravated behavior comes to the surface.

I suppose he's a lot like a cat when it comes to affection? One moment he doesn't want any of it, but later you'll find him nuzzling against your side—demanding all of your attention. (Oh, and he purrs).

It only makes sense that he's a bit shy when it comes to intimacy as well, especially if you like taking on a more dominant role. He insists that you don't have to give him too much and to let him do the giving. But as soon as you get his cock in your hands, his brain is mush.

Taunt him a bit though and it's like a flip switches inside of him. You want it rough? He can give it rough—you just had to ask. It's a mix of him wanting to satisfy you and his own ego. He can't let your teasing remarks pass him by. He'll make you eat your words.

An absolute munch. He knows how to work his mouth and his tongue. He's mostly quiet during sex because he's either too shy to make noise or his mouth is too busy.

— Yu Innami

You fell for him because he's surprisingly funny. For a guy whose line of work is a bit grim—he sure knows how to keep things light. That is unless he's in the mood for some dark humor. His humor ranges from stupid dad jokes to dry humor.

His love language (giving) is definitely words of affirmation. He makes sure you won't forget how stunning you are everyday. Even if you just woke up and your breath smells like death, you can expect him to call you beautiful and all of its synonyms in one breath. He will butter you up. Period.

He knows how to comfort you the best. The first thing that comes to your mind when you're having the shittiest day is how good it would be to crawl into his arms and let him whisper in your ear reassuring things.

He's another guy who's into praise—both giving and receiving. Though, of course, he gives more. He just has a way with words, making you feel special even when you don't feel like it. Sometimes it feels like you can come with his words alone.

Enjoys being a... pillow princess? It's not that he'll never do the work, but since you insist on taking control—who is he to complain? Either way, he's gonna let you know how good he's feeling (in detail too).

Has the best aftercare routine. Want to just cuddle for a while? Sure. Need to pee and shower? No problem. He'll even carry you to the bathroom if you want. He might even go the extra mile and cook a hearty meal after going to poundtown.

— Hyakki Taiga

He gets easily excited when talking to you or doing anything with you. You know because he starts talking your ear off. Not that you really mind it, but sometimes you have to remind him to tone it down a bit because his voice is LOUD. He'll apologize profusely and speak normally again.

The best gift giver ever. He knows all your wants and needs (sometimes even you fail to recognize these things, not him though). All of his presents for you were carefully thought out and prepared for. I just know his gift wrapping game goes hard. Aside from that, he gives you random trinkets that remind him of you.

He sometimes acts like an overbearing parent, always concerned and worried for your wellbeing. It can lead to arguments, but he truly means well. He thinks his heart won't handle it if anything bad were to happen to you. He'd pit the blame on himself forever.

When he gets lost in the sauce—he can be a bit TOO intense... It's important to implement a safe word or else you'll split into two. But can you blame him? You just feel too good; Taiga can't help himself.

One thing he loves more than being inside you would be marking you. There's something so primal and beautiful about leaving traces of himself all over you. Neck, arms, legs (especially)—all of it's getting marked. Don't worry though; he'll kiss them all better afterwards.

Mating press enjoyer. Need I say more? I mean, look at him. When he gets too into it—he just can't contain himself. He has so much love to give that he puts you into that position automatically.

— Shion Kuchimori (sending thoughts and prayers to you tbh lol)

I cannot imagine him as a boyfriend. I'm sorry.

Just be ready to share him with like 10 more people.

You are perhaps God's strongest soldier for even getting into a relationship with him.

Anyway, he's probably the kinkiest motherfucker ever. He at least has the decency to ask you first what kind of stuff you'd be okay with. You'd expect him to question you from vanilla-ish to more intense kinks. But noooo. He drops the bomb on you right off the bat. Oh boy...

Ropes, chains, gags? Hell yeah, he's into that. If he doesn't have some freaky BDSM dungeon yet, then he probably has seriously thought about making one before.

No surprise here, but he has the best stamina out of everyone here. Rounds? Who's keeping count? As long as he isn't milked empty yet—he's gonna go at it. Hell, even if he starts shooting blanks, he will still go at it if he wants to.

His dick game is too strong though. So as much as you want to hate him... you reluctantly send him that "you up?" text more than you'd like.

a/n - you might think I don't like Shion but I would write smut about this kinky mf just wait

©miyukisu do not repost/reupload/translate any of my works on other platforms

╰ author's note to celebrate the airing of the anime which is soon gotta let the homies know i fw this shit before it gets popular

[jeonscatalyst]

Hello!! I’m so glad I found your blog when I returned to tumblr after 5 years haha, your posts and opinions are always sound and thought provoking :)

I was just curious, and I’ve asked this of a couple others since I’m like a dragon with a hoard I love me some opinions, after 9+ hours of AYS do you still think jikook might be real? And do you think it showed that they were together thru chapter 2 (I know some believe that there was a break up).

My answer is yes, that there is strong chance that they are dating and were doing so throughout chapter 2. But would love your insight too :)

Hi anon,

Let me just make it clear that I’ve never claimed to be 100% sure that Jikook are a couple but I 100% believe that their relationship over the years hasn’t always been a platonic one.

After watching over 9 hours of AYS I am still certain that Jikook love each other and are important to each other. I am also certain that the nature of their relationship hasn’t always been platonic but I am one of those people who believes that something was off with them during parts of the solo era. I don’t know if I would say they broke up or were on a break (because I don’t know that) but I do think something was a little off especially around the time when they shot the NY episodes. It doesn’t necessarily have to be that they broke up or were on a break but sometimes when people’s circumstances change, it is normal that they go through some hurdles in their relationships. We all know that the solo era came with Jimin and Jungkook having completely different schedules and I also think that at some point they were both operating on different wavelengths and probably needed other people more than they needed each other (this is normal and there is absolutely nothing wrong with needing other people more than you need you lovers at certain times) I think that at some point their very different lives and schedules made things difficult for them to maintain a normal relationship and it possibly caused some distance between them. I have never been one who has always been stuck to the opinion that Jimin and Jungkook have a normal or conventional type relationship. I have always been open to the possibility that maybe they couldn’t quite have that because of their circumstances but i’ve never doubted that there was something more going on between them.

So to answer your question more directly I would say i’m not positive that things were the same during certain points of the solo era and that includes when they filmed the NY episodes of AYS but I think by the time they filmed Jeju and Sapporo, things were pretty much back to normal and Jikook seemed like the Jikook we knew. I cannot say for sure if they were on a break or if they broke up but what I can say for sure is that, that something which felt a little off with them at the beginning, disappeared as we progessed through the episodes as I could sense a shift in energy, plus, just watching the episodes after NY and aside from noticing the obvious closeness and connection between Jikook, you could see that they were very updated about each other’s lives. We had Jimin singing Jungkook’s unreleased “3D”, Jungkook knowing about Jimin’s upcoming album and also seeing his performance video with the kids way before it was released and even just the fact that they decided to enlist together. All these were proof that whatever was off between them before, had been sorted out.

I know this is a touchy subject for Jikookers as many people have different opinions about Jikook in chapter two and some jikookers don’t like hearing about the possibility of Jikook having off moments or possibly being or breaks or breaking up, but it happens. I feel like sometimes we forget that we have been following up moments of these guys lives that have spanned for over 13 years and there is no way in these 13 years it was always smooth sailing. I think it’s normal that within these periods, we would experience them in all sorts of states and probably watch them go through thick and thin without even realizing exactly what they are going through.

I think by the time Jikook were done filming AYS, they were ok. I think alot of the “offness” that I sensed probably happened because of a drastic change in their lives which they both probably didn’t know how to handle well. Jimin and Jungkook had been used to being together almost all the time. Going through all the years since they met in 2012 and then debuted in 2013, there is not a single year that went by without us seeing or hearing about Jikook being joined at the hip. I think the first time they had to deal with that kind of separation since they met was the solo era with Jimin being neck deep in work and having to move in with producers temporarily to work on his album while Jungkook wasn’t doing anything at all. They were in very different places at the time so I think some distance crept in. Jimin was in work mode and needed people in work mode while Jk was on rest mode and needed people on that same wavelength. At the beginning of last year, it was crystal clear that Jungkook was going through something. I don’t want to be presumptuous and say that what ever seemed to be bothering him had to do with Jimin because I don’t know that but I think it was interesting how much he couldn’t hide the fact that he missed Jimin. Whether as a friend or as a lover, it isn’t debatable that Jungkook missed him so much. Him instinctively asking Jimin to come over and do stuff with him everytime Jimin commented on his lives, him watching tons of Jimin content and talking about him alot, him replying to Jimin’s “I miss You” post on weverse and then proceeding to watch a bunch of Jimin centric content….he missed him. I cannot put my finger on whatever was going on but the dots are connecting and something sure was off at the some point last year but all is well that ends well. We may never get to find out what exactly happened and may just be stuck with speculation but I guess we can all rest easy knowing that at this very moment, at the end of everything, Jimin and Jungkook found their way back to each other and are together right now going through one of the most difficult moments of their lives together and they’ll only come back, closer and much more connected than they ever were. (gosh this sounds so cheesy lol)

[bloodyinkandquill]

Boombox x autistic Reader

update on me reading coraline, i finished it in a day, not even i started it at noon and finished right before midnight, i read it in 12 hours between all my school work and accidentally napping and getting dinner with my sister (the one who ate the brownie) and also making more of the brownies so more like i read it in 2 hours, anyways onto the hcs!

- “Loud party animal and quiet Alone time? Get you a man who can do both” You said bet, let’s do it

- Boombox is a very sweet and friendly guy, especially around you, when you first told him you were autistic so had some difficulty with certain things that day when he got home he researched it and common things about it so that way he could be as accommodating towards you as possible, and that carried over into your relationship

- One of the first things he gave you was a pair of noise canceling headphones, really high quality and super comfortable, if need be even custom made if your horns got in the way, it was the sweetest thing, you use them often, they double as regular headphones so you can listen to music he recommends you at your own volume, you loved him but on occasion his boombox could be a bit too loud and he understood that and was never offended if you wore your headphones or asked him to turn it down

- Since he more so enjoys just chilling with people it made you less worried about dates, you felt like you could unmask and be yourself around him in private, he never judged you for who you were, saying he loved who you were and didn’t want you hiding yourself from him, that made you feel really good

- He already had some fidgets, even if he didn’t know what they were, so you stole like half of them, specifically that one type that’s those slugs that make that really good sound, you shook it once and decided it was yours now, he just laughed and said that was cool

- Boombox understands raves and party can be overstimulating so never makes you go but he still asks if you want to go with him, if you do he gets really happy and packs anything you might need and tells you just let him know if you wanna leave no questions asked, if you say no he doesn’t mind, partying isn’t for everyone, the bright lights, sounds, all the people, while he loved it he could understand why it was too much for others

- He’s a touchy person but always respects your boundaries surrounding you and physical contact, if your someone who enjoys deep pressure* he is all for you resting your entire weight on him, makes him feel happy, more so if you don’t normally enjoy physical affection, he prefers smaller touches but makes an exception for you for those reasons

- He collects the little things you give him, small trinkets or stones, things that remind you of him, he smiles and thanks you even if he doesn’t quite understand how it reminds you of him, they’re special to him so he shows them off in his dresser all lined up, maybe in order of when he got them or their size or color etc, makes you happy that they’re in an order

- He has a visor, you cannot see his eyes, you don’t have to make eye contact, it’s absolutely amazing, and if you do your looking at pixels not real eyes, it’s wonderful

- That chain on his pants makes a nice sounds when he walks so you can hear him coming if your headphones are off (if he doesn’t have his music on) and it’s cold metal so you mess with it to ground yourself if need be, he sometimes doesn’t notice you messing with it, till he says something to you, you don’t respond, and he looks over to you to see you messing with the chain completely focused on it, unaware of anything else, he says your name and you just look up at him with the tbh creature face, it’s really funny

bros just saw bettlejuice bettlejuice so good, really funny, i like the first more but it was a really good sequel, saw it with my best friend so we had a lot of fun

*Deep pressure is a common neurodivergent love language, more commonly seen in autistic people, it is feeling love when laying your entire body pressure, or having the other person lay their entire body pressure, on you/them, makes many neurodivergent people feel safe and loved

[albaricomics]

What do you think about Izaack? I don't you really say anything about him and how is his relationship with the other neighbors? (mainly Francis and Angus)

love your art and comics btw :D 

Izaack, dear boy Izaack:

Very much aware of how good looking he is, and shows it off proudly.

Has to travel around his car almost all the time, when people see him on the streets or just at a store, they freak out and will reach for the first thing they see so he signs it, which he never rejects.

If he's offered to have things for free he won't think twice or try to act humble, Izaack will reach out for it, say thank you and rush out of there.

Absolute heartbreaker, man cannot remember how many ladies he's dated... on the past week. Tho he never brings anyone bc, you know, DDD restrictions.

As to his neighbors, he's always approaching the ones with the most interesting occupations, just to see if they'd bring enough to the table for a special coverage on his program, since he's so done with reporting the same doppels bs and their victims everyday.

He likes the local bar near the building since he's seen more as a normal person rather than a celebrity and can enjoy the company there, specially Angus', he's very fun to hang out with.

They'd usually be singing and dancing and asking for so many rounds of drinks, to which sometimes the young Rudboys man will join (despite being so serious behind those mysterious sunglasses he carries everywhere, he's got a contagious laugh).

He usually sees Angus along with a pathetic milkman guy which he's teasing or jokingly hugging in a very clingy way, without said milkman showing any emotion other than sleepiness, and he finds it funny that just a little sip from whatever he's drinking is enough to knock him out.

They all get back to the building together, still kinda singing in between laughs and hiccups, stumbling everywhere while Izaack is carrying Francis in his shoulders so easily. They're the last ones arriving to the building, and the reason doorman has to make extra time every saturday just to wait for them (and deal with them). So annoying.

BONUS wild guess I'm not even considering as headcanon bc omg: what if Izaack used to be Nacha's fiance... but then Francis came, they found out abt Anne, everything went down blabla, the despise between them would be so... jeez...

[imsofuckinggayforwomen]

OBANAI x MITSURI x READER HEADCANONS

[sfw and nsfw] MINORS DO NOT READ PAST THE NSFW PART

Hellooo you guys rlly liked my last two headcanon posts so I’m back with another, however since no one left any requests I decided to do one of my favorite tropes!

Once again thanks for all of the support, feel free to request anything!! (Pls I need ideas)

Warnings: Smut, Threesome, Fem reader.

Obanai and Mitsuri 💕

SFW

Somehow, you managed to find yourself in love with two beautiful people. Lucky for you, both of them felt the same.

Mitsuri and Obanai called you to their house one night for a seemingly normal chat.

You did not expect the topic to include you joining their relationship.

Obanai was pretty blunt about it. “It’s kinda obvious you had feelings for us, it annoys me that you never came to admit them.”

Mitsuri was all ushy gushy “EEEEEE Y/N!!! IM SO GLAD YOU LOVE US TOO!!”

From that day on, y’all were a throuple (I think that’s what it’s called)

Obanai cherished both you and Mitsuri. He was always looking out for you two, glaring at others but then softening when either of you are near.

Kabumaru approved of you as well, occasionally sliding from Obanai’s shoulder to yours.

Mitsuri absolutely adored you. There was never a moment where she wasn’t physically touching you. She liked wrapping you in hugs and just never letting you leave.

Every time one of you left for a mission, the remaining two would always be anxious and waiting for updates.

It was hard finding time to spend all together with Mitsuri and obanai being hashiras.

you found yourself alone on certain nights, both of your partners being on a mission.

However, every time they returned they were sure to give you all of the love you missed.

At night you usually sleep in between your lovers. Mitsuri curled up to your chest, whilst Obanai has a tight grip on your waist from behind.

You and Mitsuri tend to be troublemakers sometimes, Obanai always having to cease chaos.

NSFW

girl you are in for one helluva ride

All of you tend to switch roles around, but somehow you manage to find yourself mainly on the submissive side.

Most sessions usually occur by one of you initiating and the other two joining in.

Both of them love body worship, they make sure you know how beautiful you are.

Mitsuri and obanai are munches you cannot prove me wrong.

Mitsuri is more jumpy and flirty, she tends to start a lot of the actions.

She absolutely loves face sitting, wether it’s you or her on top she does not care.

For this instance, your sitting on mitsuri’s face. She’s sucking and licking at your clit with fervor, making an absolute mess out of you.

Obanai kneels in front of your trembling self, kissing and sucking on your upper body whilst you stroke his length.

Running his hands through Mitsuri’s hair, he suddenly pushes her head up into your hips.

You jump and Mitsuri moans as she sucks harder on your wetness.

You’re cumming in no time, Obanai has to literally lift you off of Mitsuri’s face to get her to stop.

You’ve got her all worked up, quickly rising to her knees and pushing obanai to sit on the bed.

Mitsuri crawls on top of him, turning back to look at you longingly.

Almost instantly, you climb up behind her and start marking up her nape with your mouth while Obanai directs himself into Mitsuri.

He gently begins to roll his hips up, pulling out mewls and moans from Mitsuri’s mouth.

Your arms reach around from behind Mitsuri, grabbing onto her breasts.

She gasps, leaning into your touch as Obanai speeds up his pace.

He’s slightly grunting now, hips timing perfectly with Mitsuri’s.

Obanai gives you a familiar look, seemingly signaling you to do something.

With a cute smile on your face, you reach your hands down towards Mitsuri’s center. Swiftly, you spread her folds and place a finger on her clit.

Mitsuri arches her back at the sudden action, making Obanai hold her still on his cock.

Seeing that the both of your lovers are close, you begin to quickly circle Mitsuri’s clit. You lean your head over her shoulder, trapping Obanai into a kiss.

They come undone just a few seconds after, riding out the rest of their highs with your help.

Obanai is the prime aftercare initiator, seeing it as his job to take care of you and Mitsuri.

He’d guide you both into the bathroom and begin to run a bath.

You and Mitsuri are giggling and hugging each other while Obanai adjusts the bath temperature.

After a while, you all help each other get in the tub without slipping.

With you on one side, and Mitsuri on the other, Obanai seems content. He keeps a gentle grip on both of your waists.

Together, you all enjoy a nice warm bath.

EYAAAAAA THIS WAS FUN TO WRITE I LOVE OBANAI AND MITSURI SO MUCH!!!! The nsfw headcanons were more of a Drabble but meh whatever i think it’s good. Once again DONT BE SCARED TO REQUEST STUFF!!

I hope y’all enjoyed this as much as I did, all likes comments and reblogs are appreciated!!💕

[thatoneyappinggirl]

don’t smile because it happened baby, cry because it’s over

AN: baby’s first fic!!! once again i am absolutely not a writer, i just loved this idea and had to get it out of my system. written in lowercase and i hope my grammar is right but i haven’t taken a writing class in two years. feel free to reblog and leave comments, i hope you guys enjoy! <3

2.7k words!!

very heavily inspired & guided by the song don’t smile by sabrina carpenter, thanks girly !

warnings: ANGST!!! post-breakup!!! characters are drinking but everyone is 21+, 1 weed mention, canon-compliant (so far), both of them are bad at feelings, self destructive satoru, shoko and utahime are together but it’s not a big deal, suguru pls come home the kids miss you, you guys will get some answers in chapter 2, mentally and physically ill suguru, fluff through memories

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if satoru gojo’s stare could kill, suguru geto would be a dead man walking.

satoru sits silently in the corner of the party, the lively crowd and booming music filling his senses. across the room is his…whatever he was. he’s filled with dread from the sight of him, but also cannot seem to draw his eyes away from him and the blonde girl he seems to be too caught up in to notice satoru’s imaginary daggers.

now being juniors in college, shoko and utahime had a rental house that they often used to host house parties, and tonight was one of the more lively ones they’d thrown so far. people scattered across the main living space, some taking shots in the kitchen, others dancing to party music by the window, but satoru was stuck, sulking into the corner of the couch.

satoru is a notorious lightweight, it doesn’t take much for him to gain a buzz. so being two shots in while babysitting a cup of whatever poison-like punch shoko created, he is not thinking nearly as rationally as he normally does.

“careful,” nanami said while sitting down next to him, “if you stare any harder, your eyes are going to pop out”. satoru blinked, and felt a wince of pain from the dryness of his eyes. how long had he been in this staring? he took a quick side-glance at nanami and sighed, leaning back further into the couch, “i’m hopeless”. nanami smirked slightly “you are, but it’s okay”, he said while patting satorus knee and getting back up, as if he only sat with the intention to make fun of him.

satoru’s eyes are drawn back to the other side of the room, watching as suguru’s hands slide up and down the girl’s hips. he’s smiling gently at her, eyes somewhere in-between light affection and pure desire, and leans down to place a gentle kiss on the side of her head. it’s not long before their eyes meet again, and then their lips, and somehow the space is crowded with enough inebriated people that nobody else seems to notice the beginnings of suguru’s make-out session.

it makes satoru sick.

their relationship, while not a secret, was a slight mystery to those around them. they shared a friend group, and didn’t bother avoiding PDA in front of their friends, but it was never directly stated they were boyfriends. they already spent whole days together, which eventually became whole nights, and this went on for two and a half years. they weren’t defined as exclusive, but never felt the need to be, living comfortably in whatever state they were while not feeling threatened by others. or so satoru thought

recalling the memory of the night it all came to an end, satoru tried to regain his bearings. but after many moments of hard-core staring at an uninteresting mug on the coffee table, couldn’t keep himself together. he began to tear up, and his heightened emotions only became stronger as he felt more and more overwhelmed by the sensations of the party and the alcohol in his system. he felt overheated, his heart was racing, his six eyes couldn’t focus, and a headache began to form. he desperately needed quiet. climbing over the others on the couch and pushing through warm bodies, he found the stairs.

the upstairs area of the house was known to be off limits to everyone but close friends, it would be no issue with the girls to sneak up there for a little while. he was relieved to find their bedroom empty, hearing the noise of the party drift away as he shut the door. it still didn’t quite bring him the solace he was wanting though, so he took it even further and opened the bathroom door. leaving the lights off, locking the door, and slumping down on the floor, he could finally breathe again. his only regret was leaving his drink on the table, all he wants to do right now is forget.

he sits for a while, eventually thinking to check the time on his phone. 11:57 pm, what time did he come up here? he couldn’t tell you. he hears the main bedroom door open, and a pair of feet shuffling in with a light giggle. great, silence broken. satoru assumes it’s shoko and utahime and decides he should head out, he doesn’t want to put a damper on the night for his friends any longer. normally he is the instigator for the groups drunk shenanigans, but tonight has been sulky and in hiding, avoiding ruining a good night.

he stands on his feet, unlocking the door and pulling it open. however, the sight in front of him when he does makes him want to curl right back up into the dark room. suguru sits at shoko’s vanity, with a brunette girl pulled into his lap, definitely not the same one he was feeling up earlier. their faces smooshed together passionately, his hands moving from her waist down to over her ass. satoru feels stuck in the doorframe, his heart dropped into his stomach. suguru pauses without turning his head, “did you want to join in satoru, or are you just going to watch?” he asks.

satoru freezes, unsure of how to respond. they hadn’t spoken in months, and this is how he decides to restart? he isn’t sure what hits him first, the anger or the devastation, maybe both simultaneously or maybe they’re one and the same. suguru lifts his eyes to meet satoru’s in the vanity mirror on the desk with the an almost undetectable smirk, which causes satoru’s eyes to widen. he clenches his fist, and exits with a quiet yet aggressive “fuck you.” and slams the door behind him.

he stands there for a moment, more confused than anything. who was that? because that was not the suguru he knew. memories come flooding back to him, holding hands at the theatre, sharing a stolen blunt in their freshman dorm room, suguru on top of him with a movie forgotten in the background, stealing kisses when their friends were distracted, it’s all too much.

what happened to suguru?

satoru decides not to waste any more time, he needs to be drunk immediately. as he rushes down the stairs, his friends watch him rejoin the party. the first to speak is shoko, “go-joooo, where have you been? let’s take a shot, it’s happy hour!” she says while draping an arm around his shoulder, as much as she can at least considering their height difference. he looks down to meet her eyes, “i don’t want to talk about it, yes pour me a shot.” shoko gives him a look, but he doesn’t meet her eyes, pulling out his phone. he checks the time, it’s midnight now, and enough people have cleared out during his time upstairs to feel less overwhelmed.

he watches as shoko pours four vodka shots. satoru really doesn’t enjoy drinking this way, he prefers his sweet mixed drinks that he can take his time with, but at this point he can’t be bothered to wait any longer. he needs to forget. nanami, utahime, satoru, and shoko clink their shot glasses together, touch them to the counter, and then throw them back. nanami grimaces at the taste of the vodka, whiskey being his frequent drink of choice, and the girls are too buzzed to really mind the taste. satoru takes it with an almost straight face, before saying “let’s do another!”

“i’m good, i’m not looking to get wasted tonight.” nanami states before going to sit down on the couch. shoko follows him wordlessly, but utahime picks up the bottle to do another shot with satoru. she pours them and looks at him hesitantly, “this is your last one for the night, you’re going to kill me if you’re hungover tomorrow!” she says, jokingly but with a serious tone under it. “yeah yeah, let’s get on with it” is all he says, before they’re repeating their shot ritual. utahime seems to feel the burn in that shot far more than the one from a few minutes before, and leaves satoru to join her girlfriend on the couch. satoru wants to drink more, but he knows the numbness he’s looking for won’t hit him immediately, so he too follows his friends to the couch.

satoru decides to people-watch while listening to the girl’s conversation next to him, letting his eyes wander to the strangers filling the room. his distraction works until shoko asks “where’s geto? i don’t think i’ve seen him all night, but he said he was coming.”

satoru doesn’t even have time to think before his words slip out of his mouth, “upstairs with some girl, probably bending her over your vanity.” shoko turns her face to look at him, her eyes wide. this time he does meets her eyes, and with a rare serious expression. “what the fuck, are you serious?” utahime spits, getting up from the couch to run upstairs, shoko following behind. nanami sighs and stands “okay people parties over, take a taxi, call an uber, i don’t care just don’t be here anymore” he calls out to the rest of the guests, who now seem a little disgruntled, but nanami can’t be bothered.

as nanami helps filter people out of the house, satoru can hear utahime’s voice in the distance “are you kidding me? in my own room while gojo is sat downstairs? i don’t give a fuck that you’re our friend, he’s our friend too…and this is NOT what the upstairs area is for.”

satoru can hear suguru’s low voice but can’t make out his words, he gets up from the couch and walks back to the large array of alcohol, where he pours yet another shot. he can’t think anymore, about the joy or the pain that came along with suguru. he looks into the glass for a moment until he sees something in his peripheral, the girl who had been with him upstairs. she rushed past him towards the front door, adjusting her miniskirt further down and smoothing her messy hair.

he takes his fifth shot of the night, sits back in his original spot of the couch and waits with his hands in his lap and his shoulders slumped. maybe it was two minutes or ten, but eventually he spots suguru rushing down the stairs with utahime following right behind him. they make brief eye contact, enough that satoru almost missed it, until suguru was out of sight and the front door had opened and closed.

he can’t tell if it was seeing suguru leave again or the alcohol, but something shifted in him. he looks back down at the mug on the coffee table he saw earlier in the night, he couldn’t tell if he felt worse then or now. but what he did know is suddenly the tears he’d been holding back throughout the night, combined with the ones he never shed in front of their friends, came falling from his eyes uncontrollably.

every tear that he sheds feels like a memory he’d desperately held onto, now slipping away from him. the way suguru’s hair felt under his fingers as he smoothed it down, the smell of the strawberries they shared after a mission together, suguru’s dinner order from their favorite local restaurant, the heat of their cheeks after their first kiss. it stung, his chest feeling sharper the harder he cried. he barely processed the arms around him, pulling him into them. he didn’t even care who it was, it wasn’t who he wanted it to be.

does he miss me?

all satoru wished for was to forget, and now he was beginning to regret what he asked for.

i want him to miss me.

a bit later, he wakes up on the couch, alone but with an ever-present headache. he didnt even know he had fallen asleep, but his eyes and jaw feel sore, perhaps he had worn himself out over the crying. it looks like someone had taken care of him though, a blanket over him and his phone plugged in on the table next to him. however when he sits up, he struggles to stay upright.

satoru was still drunk.

he reached up to grab his phone and pull it off the cable, and opens his photo app. he tended to avoid it at times like this, but really could it get any worse? he begins to scroll backwards, noticing just how many pictures of suguru he actually had. them together, in groups, him alone, and satoru’s personal favorites, the ones he’d capture when suguru didn’t notice.

there’s this one of suguru asleep, his hair splayed out against the white sheets and his built muscle, his face relaxed as he laid curled into satoru. he always thought he looked so beautiful like this, when in la la land without feeling the pressure he always did in the real world.

suguru’s eyes carried a particular softness when he first woke up that always left him an hour into the day. satoru knew suguru struggled, consuming curses often took a large toll on him, and the remaining negativity that exists in them began to seep into his soul.

he recalls a memory of finding suguru curled up on the floor of their hotel bathroom after fighting a particularly difficult first-grade curse after he consumed it. his whole body shaking and covered in a layer of sweat, telling satoru not to touch him because he doesn’t know what he will do. he sits on the floor next to him, despite suguru’s shaky pleas as he insists him to leave. instead, he leans his head back against the wall behind him, and says “look…” as he sets his hand down onto the back of suguru’s head, “my six eyes don’t sense a threat, i couldn’t do this if you were going to hurt me, sugu.” suguru lifts his head up to meet satoru’s eyes, turning from afraid to deeply sad as satoru flashes a small smile at him.

he questions for the second time tonight,

what happened to suguru?

his eyes drift back to the picture of him sleeping, and suddenly satoru feels the need to word vomit. he never told their friends what happened between them, all they knew was things were tense and ended abruptly, and that satoru did NOT want to talk about it….

after months of holding it together and trying to keep it all in, he decides to let it out. satoru opens the voice memo app, and begins to speak.

the first 10 seconds are silent, until satoru draws a slightly shaky breath and begins

“i don’t really know where to start i just feel like i need to do this…” another few seconds pass, then once he opens his mouth, it seems he can’t stop. he rambles on, stumbling over his works and occasionally stuttering, some times having to stop completely to catch his breath and cry a little.

“i know i should be grateful for the time we spent together, but now all i can think about is how sad i am it’s gone” he says, sounding pathetic and broken. he records until he can’t get anything else out, and ends it. he lays on the couch and cries a little longer. what happened to them? what happened to him?

satoru knows better, but he can’t help himself when his thumbs move towards his contact list, pulling up suguru’s. he rubs his thumb up and down the side of his screen, the closest he’d come to replicating what it was like to do it to suguru’s face. he hovers over the call button until he’s startled by a noise from the stairs.

“you’re awake?” he hears before he sees who’s asking. he sits up slightly, his puffy eyes meeting shokos. “…yeah” he says quietly. “i thought maybe you’d stay passed out, i tucked you in pretty tight” she says with a slightly teasing tone while taking a seat at the end of the couch, resting a hand on his leg. satoru thinks it’s funny, but can’t express it, too far gone. he whimpers out a “thank you”, while turning his phone screen off and giving it to shoko.

“you want to call him, don’t you?”, she asks. shoko could always see through him, but he didn’t have the energy to talk about this now. “just take it please…” he says weakly. she pats him and stands back up, heading back upstairs with his phone in hand. in the distance he can hear her say “goodnight satoru”.

he turns onto his side, closing his eyes and thinking for the final time…

what happened to suguru?

[peachy-wolfhard]

Dating Leo II

a/n: I wanted to add more after I posted part one so here it is Bone Apple Teeth, I love leo sm so its LONG

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Warnings: swearing, grandchildren mention (splinter is gonna splinter), illness mention, insomnia, mentions of slapping leos bald head

Word count: 738 -woof

Insomnia gang

This turtle physically cannot sleep

When you don't spend the night he is CONSTANTLY texting you everything that comes to mind

“y/n…why is pizza a circle?” “idk lee can i come over :3” “yeth pls HURRY IM DYING HERE WITHOUT U”

Lying in his bed, cuddling, matching eyemasks ON, fan ON

Even with all of that, nothing works

The nights that the both of you are actually able to sleep he has a grasp on you

Holds you so close to him all the time, you guys are joined at the hip

Everyone besides Mikey and Splinter thinks you guys are gross

“You can't even say their names apart now it's ALWAYS Leo and y/n. You can't separate them they will DIE without each other”

“Calm down Mikey please you're scaring Shelldon”

Splinter is…well Splinter. He stays in your guys' relationship, with how dramatic you guys are he doesn't need his soaps

He loves to show you baby pictures of the boys esp the ones of Leo

((cough cough he definitely mentions grandchildren like the old man he is))

Bites all the time like anytime anywhere

Making breakfast peacefully listening to music- CHOMP

Getting ready for work- CHOMP

Dr. Delicate Touch has to intervene

Play fights with you in slow-motion

(slow motion voice) “yyy/nnn iiiimm goooinggg tooo kick your aaaasssss”

(also slow motion voice) “im gooonnnaaa kick yours firrrst”

HAND! HOLDING!

Initially, it started as a way to keep Leo from running off when exploring places, but then it turned into a regular thing

“My love, light of my life, future spouse eHEM!”

“What Leo”

“WHERE’S YOUR HAND I AM GOING TO DIE WITHOUT YOUR HAND IN MINE!! I ALREADY FEEL WEAK PLEASE I AM SUFFERING”

Absolute drama queen and don't get me started when he’s sick

Picture those old paintings of the sick children in bed, he’s that but dialed up to eleven

All he wants is cuddles and daytime television and don't you DARE come in between him and his Maury

Giving him medicine is surprisingly easy maybe it’s because he’s so out of it or maybe he’s just in love he’d let you do anything to him

But if you’re ever sick he does the exact same for you

If you fight medicine (just like me fr) he’s NOT afraid to use those ninja moves to get you to take your meds

Loves it when you read to him no matter what you are reading

Manga? Sign him up! Horror book? Let's get spooky! Sad book? I'll get the tissues! He just loves to hear your voice especially if you do different voices for the characters but not overly comedic voices, he’s here for the story!

Falls asleep listening to your voice with his head on your lap 99% of the time

Going to the Hidden City for date nights and getting up to absolute mischief

(having to then call Raph to come get you guys because you pissed someone off and just kicked their butt)

Speaking of the Hidden City! During their break in the Hidden City (when everyone gets arrested) you join Leo at the spa

After he gets kicked out he BEGS you to go to the creepy spa across the street with him

“Sorry sweetheart I too am in DIRE need of some relaxation plus it’s not often I’m in an exclusive club”

The moment he shows up with that gorgeous hair you’re suspicious

Texts you a selfie of his new hair with the creepy ass background

“Whatcha think? Even more handsome than normal? ;)” “go back to being bald i miss slapping ur bald head :(“

Anyway when he starts “sleepwalking” your immediate reaction is “Maybe it's the wig” but quickly forget all about it due to relaxation

“Um… yyyy/nnnn could you please help me out with one teeny tiny situation…? Please?”

Now you and Leo are on the case!

“Ooo lala finally some privacy ;)”

“Don't touch me until you’re bald AND we figure this out”

“Pwetty pwease? JUST ONE!”

“Fine, ONE kiss”

After the evil hair reveal and fighting with your boyfriend’s hair he's finally bald again

Leo explains the massage guy’s deal but it falls on deaf ears

“Hey, who’s that guy?” “He'sthe non-member we kicked out earlier!”

“I bet he and that human are the thieves. Call the cops”

After a quick stay in jail, you’re now peacefully back home

[sol-consort]

Hmmm...taboos on human/krogan coupling aside, what do you think could potentially draw any sort of krogan, male or female, to feel attracted to humans?

Would it be more of a personality-based thing considering how soft & fragile we are physically?

Looks wise?

Nada, Null, zero out of ten. We are an ugly duckling to them. The looks department has announced bankruptcy and will be shortly shutting down soon.

Well...unless you remember that the asari and humans could wear the same armour in ME1, and their statues at the temple look very similar to us. Then, by accounts, humans should be borrowing from the asari hotness in the eyes of the rest of the galaxy since we look so much alike.

+ we have guys

And Krogans hit on asari an absurd amount. Unless their attraction is solely based on asari's ability to reproduce with them? Then humans are still a zero.

We look so different from krogans that the only way for them to find us attractive would be through a "monsterfucker" kinda of attraction.

With us being the said monster.

Not necessarily an intimidating monster, but not like how you'd be attracted to an elf either, since elves are very similar looking to us.

You could make the argument that being attracted to humans in krogan society is the krogan equivalent of a human furry.

Our thin fragile necks must especially make them feel uneasy.

But they'd like our curves and fat! I'm looking at their physical build, and even male krogans have prominent hips.

Unless those are shells...

I don't think our hair is very appealing. Soft skin, small faces, and hair "fur" remind them of pyjack puppies. We're just missing the tail. Actually, the tail would've made us more appealing since Krogans still have their tail.

Our eyes! They must like our eyes. In comparison to most animals, humans have small eyes. But so do Krogans! Small eyes must be a plus. Unsure about the eyelashes and eyebrows, tho.

They have slit pupils, I wonder if they function like cats. Do our round ones make us appear constantly vigilant and focus? Like a predetor preparing to jump at its prey?

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Personality wise?

We don't have a stick up our ass like the turians, we don't nag them like the salarians, we aren't holier than thou like the asari.

We are digestible. A little daredevil-ly, in fact, would lose an arm to pet a varren.

Let's do a little class exercise, I want you, yes you reading this, to close your eyes for a moment and imagine you're on a bus, sitting next to a krogan.

This is your reality, krogans have existed your whole life. They're rare to see, yeah, but nothing bad really.

What would you do? Realistically.

Mind your business! Duh. 99% of humans would just glance at the krogan maybe once, then go back on their phone. Nothing less, nothing more.

Now this simple act, seems to be lost on the rest of the galaxy's species who absolutely cannot mind their fucking business when a stranger krogan sits next to them. No, they have to make a big deal and either switch seat or feel threatened by the krogan, which leads to an argument.

Humans weren't there for the genophage or the war. Humans are a blank page when it comes to krogans. A new start, they really need like a breath of fresh air because dealing with any other race is too damn suffocating right now.

With time, as the wounds heal and people stop mindlessly discriminating against krogans, bridges will be rebuilt between them and the rest of the galaxy.

But as it stands today, humans are the ones most acting the most normal around Krogans. Leading to us forming the most alliance, friendships, and relationships.

Plus they must enjoy our easily influenced personality. We pick up habits from those around us, we cave under social pressure, we enjoy both the thrill and the softness of life. The same human wrestling with a krogan with little regards to their own easily breakup bones, would be down to cuddling with the same krogan on a comfy bed after they get tired.

Krogans were uplifted from the Stone Ages, and we humans are still running on old stone-age hardware bodies. We hold a lot of the primal urges our ancestors did. Evolution takes an absurdly long time to even make a dent into a species. There is very little difference between us and humans 2000 years ago.

We are feral to an extent, Krogans would absolutely adore that.

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Culture wise?

We are diverse! unimaginably so. There are humans bound to click with krogan culture, bound to see the appeal they see, to fall in love with Tuchanka's deadly wastelands.

We can easily eat their food, we can eat most alien foods.

We didn't explore the galaxy just so we can nest up in our own cushy planet amidst our own coddling civilisation! We wanna explore dammit! Actually explore and verge into new cutleres, appreciate their customs and see if we can find ourselves a fitting place there.

You'd find humans on Tuchanka, merchants who just decided to stay one day and make this place their new home. Runaways looking for a new chance, tired of the constant social games. Humans who followed their krogan friends back home and found out that this place is pretty neat actually, think they'll stay here.

[yamcha-thelonewolf]

🫀The Heart's Savior.

Today I want to discuss a fairly complex topic that I will have to divide into three parts. I do not know when I will publish the remaining two, but I will certainly try to be as quick as possible to complete it as soon as possible. Well, the title of this topic is clearly a pun. King Kai would probably love it, because as you can imagine the word "heart" is musically related to the word "earth." This creates a close connection between two terms that are absolutely linked in Dragon Ball. The point is that in our story we often talk about earth's saviors, which is normal since the goal is to save the planet at all costs. However, it seems to me that nowhere is it written that only muscles and ultra-powered energy balls are always needed to protect the earth. Sometimes the heroic gesture happens even beyond the battlefield, and it does not even have to be addressed to the whole world. It would be enough to help even one person, and that could make all the difference. From this point of view Yamcha has done a lot, but unfortunately his good deeds have always gone unnoticed or foolishly ignored. So today I will try to bring back to the forefront his personal heroism, which as far as I am concerned had its little best between the Androids Saga and the Cell Saga.

I will divide the three parts in a temporal sense. The first part will be about the past, the second part about the present, and the third part about the future, so that it will be very clear to everyone how Yamcha's contribution has seriously saved the whole arc of Dragon Ball.

So... Let's not waste any more time!

Are you ready, wolfpack? Let's get started!

PART 1: The Past.

In order to better understand all that will follow, it is good to specify once again what Yamcha's role in the story consists of: he is basically a support. This does not mean that his character automatically takes a back seat, but simply that his personality causes him to behave in a certain way, surely different from all the other warriors who immediately take the field. Many people laugh that Yamcha is a coward who prefers to shy away from battles, but that is not true. Yamcha is there. He has always been there, and no matter what, he has always tried in his own way to help.

Few people notice it, but I cannot help but realize how in these two arcs he has fought the most dangerous battle of all. No, guys, I am not joking or overestimating the character. Keep following me and you will understand better.

The chapter "The Past" is perhaps the one that most shows what I think, as well as the most important. Here we will talk about the one and only Goku, who has been part of Yamcha's life since the days when they were a child and a young boy respectively. You know, the one between Yamcha and Goku is a long-term friendship. Think of it, it is even longer lasting than the friendship between Kuririn and Goku, since he met the bald kid some time after meeting the desert bandit. I know that time is relative when it comes to relationships, but I only want to emphasize this precisely to point out how much more intertwined Yamcha and Goku's lives are than you might think. For this reason, Goku won the first chapter. It is a symbolic way of saying that Yamcha cannot help but give thanks to his past.

Let's go in order.

The Androids and Cell Saga is certainly one of the most fascinating and memorable. The plot is considerably more intricate, a historical enemy, the Red Ribbon Army, returns, and most importantly we have the full Z-Fighters for the entire duration of the story arc. What is most beautiful is that everyone, in one way or another, makes a contribution, even those thought to be "weaker". For example, Tenshinhan's intervention trying to stop Cell's second transformation from absorbing Android 18 is unforgettable.

But... what about Yamcha? It really seems that he did not do much in the battle, but that is not the case. Well, he certainly fought less than Piccolo and Vegeta, but that doesn't mean he helped less than the others. First of all, we must take into account an absolutely essential event that strongly influenced Yamcha's future actions: upon the arrival of androids 19 and 20 he was the first to risk death. No, I should correct myself: he almost died. Had it not been for the Senzu bean, he would surely have died within a very few minutes, and even if he eventually survived, that does not mean that Yamcha has forgotten the pain he felt from that horrid hand completely perforating his chest.

This is a a full-fledged trauma. Not only that, it is also an epiphany for him, because at that moment he realizes that he is unable to cope with two such terribly strong monsters. Think how discouraging it must have been for him to have to accept the fact that he was knocked out practically at the beginning. If we then want to add that all this coincides with the separation from Bulma, which he certainly did not take well, let us say that this period was not the best for his already fragile personality hidden behind his great charisma.

However, a little later something extraordinary happens. It is a scene that I personally find as moving as it is realistic, simply because Yamcha proves once again that he is the most human of all. Unfortunately, this scene is seen by everyone as Yamcha's usual ridiculous moment, but the truth is that this is where he demonstrates all his greatness. I'm talking about the time when Goku suddenly gets sick from the disease and someone necessarily has to accompany him home to start treatment. Gohan is the first to offer, of course he is his father and cannot do otherwise, but he is immediately stopped by Yamcha who offers to do it for him.

This is the first time ever that Yamcha puts aside the pride that has often made him tenderly cocky and admits in front of everyone that he is the weaker one. I would have many things to say about this consideration of him, because I strongly believe that his problem is precisely that he has come to hasty opinions of himself precisely because of his fragile personality, but I will not discuss that now. Here, an interesting point is that he calls it pathetic to stand aside, but he is very wrong. There is nothing pathetic about accepting one's limitations and giving way to someone more capable. It is also a very good strategy. If Gohan had left, the chances of others being defeated would have been much higher. Taking away a strong member of the team would have only made things worse, so it makes sense that it should have been the least strong person to leave. This to me is the most exemplary test of courage of all. In Dragon Ball we have always seen proud, swaggering characters constantly bragging about their strength, but few times have we seen someone take a step back because staying might have only gotten in the way. The hole in his uniform is the greatest demonstration of this. You can see that he is ashamed of it, that a silent anger simmers inside him and that all the frustration accumulated over those years has reached its peak, but boy, let's just say that in saying that he is more badass than those who do not accept being second best. That's why I say Yamcha is incredible. He is the only one who took a step backward, not knowing that by doing so he was able to go beyond. This is the way of life. At some point you stop running aimlessly, you look inside yourself, and you realize that in order to move forward you must also know how to go back. That's what Mr. Popo had told him to do, but he was too young and blustery to listen to him. And that's okay. He's a human, let's never forget that.

I could end here. Yamcha leaving the group and entrusting the mission to heroes stronger than himself, but this is where the fun begins.

Just before getting up in the air, Piccolo warns him that there may be a risk that Goku's illness may be viral. This means that Yamcha, being in close contact with the infected, risks contracting the virus as much as the saiyan did. Actually, it is not confirmed anywhere that the virus is contagious. Piccolo assumed this from Trunks' words when he explained to Goku what would happen in a few years.

We only know with certainty that senzu can do nothing against this disease and especially that not even a super saiyan can recover from this illness. Did you get it right? This means that an earthling is totally unable to survive this disease. I mean, if a saiyan has no chance, a human being is triply doomed. We are back to square one. Yamcha is risking his life again, and this time against an absolutely unbeatable enemy that has defeated even Goku. Do you understand? Goku. If there was a margin of possibility to beat the androids, in this case it is completely impossible. So by agreeing to help Goku, consequently Yamcha also agrees that he can surely die. But this time he is not backing down. This time he is sure of what he is doing, just because his greatest goal is not to survive and avoid death but to support in his own way. Coward, huh? From here it is clear how dying is not his problem at all. Or rather, it is, but it does not matter if it means helping the one he loves and, in this case, the one who could save the entire planet.

This is how Yamcha's true nature comes out. Actually it is possible to notice it long before, but this time it is practically evident. I imagine him constantly searching for his place in the world, but the truth is that he has already found it, he just hasn't realized it yet. He hasn't realized that his job on the team is precisely to take care of everyone, even more than a magic bean can. It is a shame that even the authors did not realize this aspect of him. What the hell... Seriously, did no one notice how heroic Yamcha was at this point in the story? He remains there with him, keeping vigil for his friend, and with great bravery faces a battle in which emotions are also at stake.

The scenes in which Chichi and Yamcha care for Goku are among the sweetest in all of Dragon Ball. Yamcha is not required to stay because Chichi is already in the house, but he once again makes himself available to help as much as he can. Notcing how Goku struggles in pain, Yamcha's strength may be needed to block the saiyan and prevent him from unintentionally hurting himself or Chichi. What's more, assuming a worsening of the disease, thanks to the ability of flight Yamcha could transport him anywhere else in no time.

In some ways, he is also taking care of Chichi. A wife who sees her husband in so much pain can never cope alone, she needs support, comfort, someone to tell her that everything will be all right, and Yamcha is absolutely perfect for this role.

No one else among the Z-Fighter would be able to instill serenity in Chichi as Yamcha does. His patient, friendly temperament, always ready to reassure anyone, has surely prevented her from any crisis or attack of fear. One can well see how Yamcha's sensitivity goes beyond fine words. His mental elasticity leads him to reason quickly about all possible eventualities, so without a second thought he even suggests that Chichi take the medicine with him. Yet more proof of how he really loves everyone.

For example, this is a scene that explains very well what I mean. We're talking about filler, but I don't care. Whoever decided to do them must have understood that Yamcha deserved more. It is only a small detail, but at least it is highlighted how Yamcha's presence was crucial for Chichi and Goku himself. Here we can see Goku once again being sick, so Yamcha warns Chichi to retrieve the medicine again, but when she rushes to look for it she cannot find it, perhaps because she is so panicked that she does not understand anything more for a few moments. Sensing her confusion, Yamcha turns toward her and in no time comes to her rescue, pointing her to the exact spot where the medicine is. She grabs it and so Goku can once again stop suffering. I like to think that Yamcha's sixth sense, or ultimately his well-developed spirit of observation, helped him easily memorize where the medicine was at that time. His cool-headedness, coupled with his gentleness, were definitely a staple in Goku and Chichi's most intimate and fragile moment.

He also does so during the Cell Game, and this time together with another great character who deserves equally: Tenshinhan. This is one of my favorite scenes. Two great friends of Goku, initially villains and then both reformed to become his allies, stand before Goku when he is in trouble, to protect him from the Cell Juniors. It doesn't really matter that they are not strong enough to defend him forever, but just being there for him, acting as his human barrier, is one of the best moments. When I say that they could create a lot of good content for Earthlings, I am also referring to these kinds of scenes. It would be nice if they could recapture the atmosphere of this arc, where everyone lends a hand and everyone fights in their own way, even if they don't necessarily win.

Well… I know I've said as much as I know I could still say as much. I would just like to point out something. Doesn't it also seem to you that Yamcha is a bit like a guardian angel for Goku? Pay attention to that. Yamcha took care of Goku at the very time when he was most vulnerable. This shows how he has always been that big brother to him who has always watched over him. He took care of his heart at a time when not even a senzu could help him feel better, and going back to the past… He took care of Goku even in his most unconscious state, which is when he transforms into the Great Ape. The first time, being the only one who realized that his weak point was his tail, he had managed to stop him by cutting it off with Puar's help. But it is when Goku transforms for the second time that Yamcha shows off all his love for his friend, running up to Jackie Chun to stop him from hurling the kamehameha at the monster.

In the end, the moon was the target, but Yamcha and the others certainly could not have imagined that. I find it extremely emotional to see him desperate and ready to even hurt himself in order to prevent the death of his little friend.

As you can see, protecting Goku has always been part of Yamcha's instinct, and it is a pity that many have forgotten or ignored it. He is the character who most of all is moved by love, in every possible sense.

Therefore, while someone else gets the title of Earth's Savior, Yamcha absolutely wins that of Heart's Savior.

He's not pathetic. He's a true hero.

Well thank you, guys, for getting this far, whoever did it. Stay tuned for the other two parts of this topic and remember to never stop loving this beautiful wolf!

[phanfictioncatalogue]

Fics Including PJ (4) Masterlist

part one, part two, part three

7.45 am (ao3) - TsingaDark

Summary: Dan hates morning classes. The only thing that makes the one on Monday mornings somewhat bearable is the cute guy sitting in front of him.

A Stolen Ring (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: Dan’s not normal. Why?

He's not human, he has a mysterious ring, and he hates Phil Lester. They have a strange past, one filled with bullying and avoidance, but when Dan turns into an incubus, everything changes. He struggles with his identity and cries himself to sleep most nights, yearning to be normal. And somehow the universe makes it worse by bringing him and Phil together - in the most literal sense.

all i want for christmas (is you) (ao3) - pasteldanhowells

Summary: Dan has had the biggest crush on Phil for a long time now, but has been too scared to say anything to him. Will he finally get the chance when his group of friends participate in Secret Santa?

(and I spent all night) stuck on the puzzle (ao3) - carltzmann

Summary: It's Phil's first week of his final year of university, so really, he should be used to it by now. He should be able to behave normally when the cute guy down the hall is stepping out of the shower at the same time he's entering the bathroom.

Evidently not.

Burning Bibles (ao3) - cherryheartz

Summary: phil lester loved curly headed boys with tattoos on their arms and a joint made with torn bible pages between their soft lips.

and dan howell was exactly that.

Caller Unknown (ao3) - Marranje

Summary: “Well, can I scam you?”

Dan blinked.

What.

“Did you… did you just ask if you could scam me?”

“Yes. Can I scam you?” he repeated.

“… sure, you can try,” Dan replied, baffled.

or, that scam caller au nobody asked for

candles are how we keep fires as pets (ao3) - natigail

Summary: Dan tries to convince Phil that no, they absolutely cannot adopt the fire sprite that comes to visit their flat every day. Spoiler: He fails spectacularly.

down for the count and i’m drownin’ in ‘em (ao3) - kishere

Summary: they’re stuck in a waiting game, the area of time when Dan knows Phil should be beginning his heat and actually /starting/ his heat. preheat has many side affects including wanting to nest, increased libido, irritation just to name a few.

guess (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: dan and phil work at the same cinema.

theyre 19 in this

If You Don't Love Me, Pretend (ao3) - phantasticworks (steddieworks)

Summary: All his life, Dan has wanted to have the chance to be a parent someday. He would be the best parent that ever existed, he was sure of it. Fostering might not be the most traditional way on the road to parenting, but Dan's dead set on doing it anyway. But, well, it would be easier with a co-parent, right?

the bed-sharing, fake relationship, friends-to-lovers, parent fic i was desperate to read; when i shouted into the void and was met with silence, i decided i'd do it myself

It's So Meta Even This Acronym (ao3) - Dieupardonne, Mazabrei (Dieupardonne)

Summary: Dan Howell and Phil Lester lead anything but normal lives, but they were content with the direction they’d taken and happy with their current situation. But soon, they begin to realize that things aren’t right anymore; they’re not in the world they should be.

“That’s because you’re ruining our fucking lives, you sadist,” Dan said, scowling at the ceiling. He seemed to be ignoring the fact that his insolence would have consequences.

“What stupid trope are you putting us in next?” Phil asked wearily.

“It doesn’t even matter, does it?” Dan said, “They’re going to keep writing it as long as they want. They’ll find a trope.”

“But only if people read it,” Phil said.

“Then don’t read this stupid, overblown story!” Dan yelled at the ceiling, “You’re enabling this horrible author. You’re making us suffer.” While Dan was speaking, Phil had a realization.

“All of this…” Phil said in horror, “All of this dialogue we’re giving. We’re helping them shill this story.”

Like Fine Print (ao3) - totalincandescense

Summary: Every few weeks, Dan was given an unfriendly reminder of at least one of the many reasons why he never went outside.

The most frequently recurring thing on the list being the general existence of people.

But more specifically, the existence of people who flirted with Phil.

Mind Reader (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: Dan's head was always filled with noise. He'd been blessed/cursed with the power to read minds, but not the power to control it. He heard the thoughts of everyone near him, and the constant voices in his head were close to driving him mad.

That is, of course, until he met Phil Lester, the only one who could make his mind go silent.

names of collision in the dark (ao3) - Anonymous

Summary: Of enemy kingdoms, Prince Dan and Prince Phil meet one fateful night, leading to a surprising friendship that evolves into something more. As the looming threat of a major battle grows stronger, both princes grapple with their roles and the burdens of leadership, all while their growing bond forces them to confront their own kingdoms’ expectations and the possibility of peace in the chaos.

(aka the dan and phil royal au fic they wrote for the gaming channel but taken seriously)

new horizons (ao3) - cityofphanchester

Summary: “Bry,” Phil says again, crashing to a halt against the table. Someone’s jammed the rickety sliding door to the back garden open and the kitchen is flooded with bright, sweet autumn air that he’s in absolutely no position to appreciate. “My Switch is broken.”

She turns away from the sink to look at him with much less urgency than the situation demands. “Were you playing Animal Crossing in the bath again?”

“No!” he says, much too loud, and there’s a muffled laugh from the other side of the breakfast bar. He notices only a few seconds late that obviously Bryony hadn’t been talking to herself. It’s Dan, oversized black hoodie and shadows under his eyes, clutching a Game of Thrones coffee mug like he hasn’t slept in a week. Which maybe he hasn’t, Phil can never quite get a vibe off him. “That was one time.”

New year, New us (ao3) - BlueFox1319, UnusPhanus

Summary: “Dan hurry we are going to be late, PJ and the others will be here any minute to pick us up! It’s already seven, we need to be at the restaurant by eight!” Phil yelled down the hall at his boyfriend. December 31st, New Year's Eve, every year the pair went out with friends and spent the first night of the new year together. For Dan and Phil, tonight would be a little different though, Phil had been planning this for months .

paint the town blue (ao3) - miku78

Summary: Feeling burnt out from tour planning, Dan and Phil make an impromptu trip to Brighton.

rip the plaster (ao3) - theloveofbees

Summary: dan isn't sure if things are moving too fast or too slow. nothing is going according to plan. he doesn't know what he's doing. but maybe it's time to just rip the plaster.

sk8ter girl (ao3) - ShiwiSins (IetjeSiobhan)

Summary: “She can’t even keep herself on the board for longer than three minutes, what makes you think she could teach you?” PJ asks doubtfully.

“She looks hot,” Dani says, and PJ cackles.

“That’s not a qualification for teaching someone how to skateboard,” he tells Dani wisely.

So, So Much More (ao3) - beaniebopbaby

Summary: Dan blinked, the sun too bright in his eyes. He forgot to draw the curtains last night, and they were now causing sun to beam directly into his eyes.

But that wasn’t the only reason he was waking up. He felt fingers card through his hair, fingernails gently scraping his scalp. He groaned, voice gravely as he spoke “Morning.”

He felt a bare thigh press into his own. He wasn’t answered with words, but a warm kiss that trailed down his neck. His groan turned into a whimper, a name. “Phil.”

Something fragile (ao3) - Bones_the_beloved

Summary: There's something clawing at the back of his throat.

It's always been there, he thinks.

There's an itch at the back of his throat when he looks at himself that he can't quite place. The same thing that grows and claws when someone refers to him by the pronouns he's used and felt comfortable with since birth.

It's not uncomfortable.

But it's something.

-or-

Dangender and how trying to find a word for it is difficult and the support of the people that love you can make all the difference.

Sun's out, nun's out (ao3) - m_katiep

Summary: It's pride month, Phil hears about an interesting drag event. He goes and sees a slutty nun. The nun is the most gorgeous non-binary brunette, who gets horny when drunk. They end up spending a night together <3

The Clock Keeps Ticking (ao3) - tellsfromhale

Summary: Dan has spent over a decade growing comfortable with himself. Finally, he can live his truth, and he can do it with Phil at his side. For the first time, he's excited about what the future holds.

Then, one day, he finds himself suddenly back inside his childhood bedroom a decade in the past, and getting to that future with Phil becomes a lot more difficult.

the metaphors of desire (ao3) - cityofphanchester

Summary: The elbow of Dan’s jacket is smooth leather, stitched on, an unexpected contrast from the woolly fabric around it. His mouth is soft and his body is warm and Phil breaks away with a choked gasp of air.

“Shit,” Dan says, and his big warm hand drops away from Phil’s jaw, and he’s gone.

(in which they're both english professors)

This Could be the End of Everything (ao3) - rainbowchristy

Summary: Dan’s finally starting university, the phase of his life he’s been waiting for since he was a small child. His first real chance at freedom, away from his parents. Unfortunately, the universe has other plans for him.

Prompt: au where dan and phil are college students who get separated when they're sent home bc of coronavirus. potential dan isn't out to his parents angst + general ldr angst + fluffy reunion when they get back to campus and everything is over pls

Virtuoso (ao3) - aphroditegf

Summary: Phil Lester and Dan Howell both consider themselves the top selections for the best orchestra at their elite music university, and find themselves competing for the position.

(when you gonna realise) it was just that the time was wrong (ao3) - The_Blonde

Summary: "His notebook is divided into five columns, as much as he can remember. I’m with Dan. I’m not with Dan. Dan is far away from me. I love him, but I shouldn’t. I love him, but I can’t. Dan Howell; an impossible boy turning up in all variations of impossible dreams. The whole reason. The loss of something that you never quite found in the first place."

Or: Phil works in a coffee shop. Or at an animal sanctuary. Or at a university. Maybe he's a Youtuber. Maybe he runs an editing firm. Sometimes he's in the 1920s. In all of these places he has dreams. In all of these places he is in love with Dan. It's just trying to work out which time is the right one.

You’re my new dream (ao3) - danniepanic

Summary: phan but based on tangled. Phil is the lost prince and Dan is the thief. it will not be 100% tangled for example Phil does not have magic long hair, but powers! not everything will be based on tangled, just the story itself is inspired by it.

[hamiltonconfessions-but-better]

ahaha okay let’s do this then! let’s do the evidence game you bitter fuck!

(and know that it’s people just like you that people are talking about when the talk about unbearable lams fans. you’re exactly the type of person people can’t stand and will swerve fandoms to avoid. you ruin it for the good ones, baby girl.)

i never said just trust me, but this is a confession blog, not a paper, but since you think you can just pop on here and “basically say it’s real bc trust me guys!” then we can actually give reasons.

all of this “evidence” comes from the fact that you all take poetic, flowery, common language used regularly in the 18th century as romantic when affection language was SUCH a historically inappropriate thing to “use as proof.” it’s speculation PURELY. you can make no definitive claims of a homosexual relationship between them, but you CAN about hetero relationships for both of them. but let’s go back to the language thing. it was the culture at the time and the absolute hallmark of male friendships (knot, sarah. sensibility and the american revolution. university of north carolina press, 2009.) and these expressions were seen as “noble and heroic and something to be celebrated” having dear friends like that was seen as virtuous which is why there’s absolutely no public record of laurens or hamilton being questioned about sodomy (which, i can tell you don’t know much, so let me inform you that sodomy was socially, civilly, religiously, and legally seen as horrible.) yet no one ONCE caught wind of something being off besides the typical political slander that came for everyone. because this behavior was normal. (Rotundo, E. Anthony. American Manhood: Transformations in Masculinity from the Revolution to the Modern Era. Basic Books, 1993.)

Thomas Foster, Gregory Massey, Joanne Freeman, Michael Newton. These are just a few historical scholars that agree that taking the leap that “LAMS IS TOTALLY REAL GUYS!1!1!1!” is an ignorant leap to take and based completely on modern understandings. i will GLADLY send you their academic papers and books on the subject if you wish, but i doubt that you’ll care about any of that will you?

now name one historian with credentials that confirms without a doubt that your little fujoshi ship was real life and not just your private time jerk material. show me these well-informed scholars because right now i’m just laughing in your goddamn face. and notice how you said CONTEMPORARY CONTEXTS which is the same lens i said had to be applied to see it, but i think you’ve read so much yaoi smut that it’s rotted your brain. no reputable scholar will say that, without a doubt, they were together BECAUSE LETTERS LIKE THAT ARE NOT HARD EVIDENCE. i’m going to go by what actual educated people say than some weirdo on tumblr.

and who the fuck do you think you’re talking to like that? you rude bitch. i wasnt trying to “disprove” anything. i was trying to say you annoying ass bitches have no right to harass other people when your evidence is ZILCH. maybe i’m just an undergrad, but it appears you can’t read very well, beloved. bc that was not the point of my post at ALL. i’m stating facts. you cannot call it canon. it is NOT confirmed.

and i’m a proudly educated queer so i do know better than some little bitch on tumblr <3 and i care more about actual lgbtq+ history than some half-baked, often times disrespectful depiction of historical homosexuality. i BEG you to read something other than ao3 and tumblr. take your head out of your ass and return to the real world for us, love.

confessions referenced: 1