#cow scam

[newspatron]

Shocked by the Shubham Gupta Cow Scam? Share your thoughts and join the conversation below! Let's fight corruption together! 💪🇮🇳

The Never-Ending Saga of Scams Just when we thought the dust had settled on the IAS Pooja Khedkar controversy, another scandal has reared its ugly head in India’s administrative circles. This time, it’s the “Shubham Gupta Cow Scam,” and it’s got everyone talking. 🐄💰 The Never-Ending Saga of ScamsUnraveling the Milch Cow Distribution Scam 🐄🔍Accusations GaloreModus Operandi: The Art of the…

[silverlistenstothings]

i hope theyre gossiping and having so much fun together

[doomed-to-gloom]

What the fuck do you do if a vampire is having you arrested for attempted murder because you somehow fucked up trying to kill it and you can't exactly get proof they're a vampire so you just kinda look like a guy who was planning a whole murder on some recluse in your area

[wabble-dee]

How can I sue a local cow shop for scamming me?

Recently, as stated in a previous post, I purchased a herd of cattle from my local cow shop and the issues that I had then are still persisting.

For one, they have now shrunk to be about 7ft tall now, a far cry from their original 11ft. Also, they have completely stopped moving. Any attempts to get them into a different room or anything have been fruitless, they don't even breathe anymore from what I can tell, this makes my apartment really hard to navigate as there's about 2 or 3 cows in every room.

So I'm just wondering if there's a way a civilian like me could sue the people who sold me these cows, maybe even run them out of business? I don't want anyone else to be scammed by them so I'd just like some advice on what to do thanks.

[zanstealstrashcans]

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.infinitycow.eplay

Dude, NGL, this looks like a scam, I looked up infinitycow.eplay, and nothing is coming up except for other tumblr users being confused.

Also your link is broken.

Also also, comtext????

[charlesreeza]

Saint Rosalia, Alabaster marble, 18th century, unknown sculptor - from the Monastery of St. Mary of the Greek in Vizzini, and now at the Museo di Palazzo Bellomo, Syracuse, Sicily

Interesting story: The legend of St. Rosalia claims she was born in 1130 in Palermo, Sicily, to a noble family descended from Charlemagne. Devoutly religious, she chose to live as a hermit in a cave on Mount Pellegrino. Tradition says that she was led to the cave by two angels. On the cave wall she wrote "I, Rosalia, daughter of Sinibald, Lord of Monte delle Rose and Quisquina, have taken the resolution to live in this cave for the love of my Lord, Jesus Christ." She supposedly died alone in the cave in 1166.  Apparently, no one missed her for 458 years.

In 1624, a plague beset Palermo. During this hardship, Rosalia reportedly appeared to a hunter (or a soap seller) and indicated where her remains could be found. She ordered him to bring her bones to Palermo and have them carried in procession through the city. He climbed the mountain and found her bones in the cave as described. He did what she had asked, and after her remains were carried around the city three times, the plague ceased. From then on Rosalia was venerated as the patron saint of Palermo, and a sanctuary was built in the cave.

The Flemish painter Anthony van Dyck was trapped in the city during the 1624–1625 quarantine. He used the time to paint five paintings of Rosalia. In 1629 he also produced Saint Rosalia Interceding for the City of Palermo and Coronation of Saint Rosalia to assist Jesuit efforts to spread devotion to her beyond Sicily.

This turned out to be quite lucrative for Palermo (accidentally, I’m sure) because the shrine built on the mountain has been drawing pilgrims and tourists for centuries. The Festino di Santa Rosalia or ‘the Great Festival” is held on July 14th and 15th in Palermo. It is the biggest celebration of the year, drawing thousands of tourists (and their money, but that’s irrelevant).

In 1825, geologist William Buckland was in Palermo during his honeymoon and asked to see the bones of Rosalia. After an examination of the relics the geologist declared the relics were actually the bones of a goat. Buckland later said the priests claimed Rosalia would not let him see her actual remains because he was not a Catholic Christian. Then they locked the relics away.

Hmmm.

Photos by Charles Reeza

[saintpallis]

🔀 for the ask game

🔀 How canon-divergent vs. canon-compliant are you?

See my timeline starts out pretty damn canon compliant (other than we actually aged during it) but then once we get to the teenage years it starts going off the rails a little because we were growing up and stuff, some of the canon bullshit still happened for me in highschool but there was also a lot of other stuff going on that has absolutely no relation to canon, just because the people around me were changing and so was I. I also dated people! For more than 2 days!! Which is definitely canon divergent cus canon kyle can not keep a girlfriend to save his life (not that I could either, I settled down with stan, boys and what not 🏳️‍🌈.) Generally I'd describe my tl as very a very teen au type thing even though I also have memories of being an adult and lots of being a kid, so more canon divergent than canon compliant.

[indigo-villin]

just got some "infinity cow" link ask... blocked the user cause nah I'm not dealing with that.

[kaosanddestruction]

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.infinitycow.eplay

oh shit bro my first ask! ...oh shit bro my first ask is a scam bot :[ anyhow! i do not know what a cow is, nor do I know why i'd want to have infinity of them. go somewhere else now, scam bot. explore the world and find something else to do with your life!

[fruityangel999]

what is a infinity cow..is this a scam or not?? idk

[mayasaura]

I need to know. What is the reincarnated cow mom scam?

i am! obsessed! with this book from the late ming dynasty about scams to watch out for (esp. if you are a traveling merchant). this guy is like, there ARE immortals who can survive without food but you WILL NOT encounter them because they live alone in the mountains and don't talk to anyone. if a monk comes to your house and claims to not need to eat, it's probably because he's secretly eating human fetuses, or something. eunuchs are invariably corrupt and the court system is useless. however, do NOT try to bribe anyone for a better SAT result for your idiot failson; this never works. nuns WILL try to seduce your wife into cheating on you. if your idiot failson does really badly on the SAT, make sure to have his father's remains buried somewhere with A+ fengshui; this is Guaranteed to work (unless your wife is cheating on you).

[tiredlez]

I was about to watch Unsolved Mysteries on Netflix, but immediately before that, I received a message that my account had been "suspended".

WHAT ARE THEY TRYING TO HIDE FROM US!????!?????

[greencheekconure27]

hey what's your beef with peta? if it's that they operate "kill shelters" you might want to read the newsweek fact check https://www.newsweek.com/fact-check-peta-responsible-deaths-thousands-animals-1565532 (tldr: "Just as a hospice has a high mortality rate, so does a shelter that takes in those near end-of-life, feral, aggressive, dying and discarded animals." "Cherry-picking animals to only allow in the most adoptable at shelters with limited admission (otherwise known as 'no-kill') policies doesn't help and often leads to people dumping animals, or neglecting them in other ways,")

Oh no it's so much more than that.Constant spreading of pseudoscience and misinformation, ableist campaigns (such as "drinking milk causes autism", racist and antisemitic campaigns (comparing pig farming to the Holocaust for instance), sexist campaigns under the guise of feminism (veganism is feminist because cows have a womb they are women too) more misinformation and pseudoscience, financial scams, at least one instance of abducting someone's beloved and cared for pet to euthanize it, harassment, using emotional manipulation on children ("your mommy is a murderer because she eats meat" etc), harassing and breaking into zoos and research labs , frequently killing the wild animals they rescue, that one bullshit monkey photograph lawsuit, being against ALL animal agriculture and hunting EVERYWHERE, being opposed to pets (yes cats and dogs too), actually paying people to abuse farm animals for staged videos, cultish behavior,absolutely insane ideas, and oh, misinformation and pseudoscience.

As to kill shelters, it's the lies and the hypocrisy that bothers me, because these are the same fucking people who will insist they're doing good by keeping animals alive when they have no quality of life to speak of anymore. One moment they're gushing over some poor piglet born without trotters or blind legless bird being kept alive and miserable for months, the next they're all pro euthanizing healthy animals en masse, all while they collect donations for both.

I know a lot of people donate to them in good faith but don't. Even if you are vegan. They're not doing anything good with that money.

[720am]

M A S T E R L I S T

for losing as much as possible in a short amount of time (cuz we are all desperate), from me - a biotechnologist, who relapsed (the demons never leave)

the tips i am about to share with all my girliepops are all based on science and work; if you have any other tips, feel free to share in the comments, so we can have all the tips in one place!

• eat your meals from smaller sized plates, to trick your brain you are eating more

• cut up your food into small pieces

• chew every bite at least 10-15 times, until it is a purée consistency; this way you will be eating slower and give your brain more time to realise you are full

• sip water with a lemon slice between your bites

• focus on eating vegetables and protein, limit carbs

• drink a lot of water, and I mean a lot

• add lemon slices to your water to make it have some flavour; also the lemon juice in water before your meals will help reduce the glucose spike => less insulin released from liver => less absorbed glucose from carbs/sugars/starches => less fat on your body

• move for 10 mins right after eating - walk, do calf raises, some light movement so all the glucose can be used before getting stored as fat on your body

• drink tea - green tea, detox tea, whatever tea, without a sweetener

• do not drink diet sodas/colas - or any kind of liquid that is not water/tea - these are useless calories, why would you do that to yourselves?! even if it says 0 cals - this s#it is so bad for you, and the carbonation makes you feel bloated like a god damn whale! ditch the diet sodas girliepops

• implement some kind of movement every day - walking, pilates, yoga, dance workouts, resistance bands workouts or stretching

• do not weigh yourself everyday - due to hormones our weigh fluctuates every day and this will just make you feel bad if you lose and gain 1-2 legs everyday depending on your menstrual cycle, water weight and so on.. weigh yourself every 2 weeks.

• do not drink fruit juice - this is such a scam; hear me out: how many oranges does it take to make 1 glass of orange juice? around 3. can you eat three whole oranges in one sitting? i bet no. then why would you drink 3 oranges? when you make fruit juice, all the fibre and the pulp is removed, leaving you with just the juice with all the sugar in it (in the form of glucose and fructose) so you are basically drinking pure sugar, which turns into fat… just eat your damned fruit, instead of drinking a bunch of empty calories

• take red cranberry supplements - they are usually taken for UTIs, but the red cranberry has diuretic effect, and will make you pee your water weight out; please do not take more than 2 pills and remember to drink plenty of water so you don’t damage your kidneys!!!!

• take probiotics - this will ensure your gut health stays good while restricting foods, so you don’t end up constipated and bloated

• i personally do not eat dairy products (i am lactose intolerant) - they are full of hormones from the cows, give you acne and inflammation, and the protein in it is not worth it considering the amount of fat these products have; skip the dairy if you can

• if you drink a lot of coffee, remember to drink plenty of water! coffee has a diuretic effect and if you are not drinking more water, it will make you retain whatever water is in your body, leading to water weight gain

• if you end up binging, do so mindfully - do not give in to all the food, just have a piece of chocolate, not the whole chocolate bar; have a piece of cake, not the whole cake; then get back on track and try to exercise as much as possible to burn the excess calories

• i think this is obvious but let me say it just in case - in order to lose weight, you have to be on a calorie deficit - meaning you burn/use more calories than you consume; but!! here is the trick - you have to maintain low calorie diet, do not ⭐️ve for more than 2 days, as this will f#ck up your metabolism - your body goes into fight or flight response, meaning everything you eat after f4sting will remain on your body as a reserve of food, in case you end up ⭐️ving again; so have your veggies and protein (chicken breasts, white fish)

• keep yourself busy so you don’t think about f0od - study, work, read books, journal, whatever it is, your day has to be full of activities do you can forget to e4t

• reject offered food - say you already ate / yr not hungry / you are allergic to some ingredient / you have a bad migraine and this will make it worse / or take the food and say you will have it later and just give it to someone else (pls don’t throw in trash, do not waste food)

• when eating with family / boyfriend - place food in a smaller plate, cut up food into very small pieces and eat very slowly and chew every bite for a long time, sip water between every few bites, then say you are full and cannot eat anymore / that you ate a bit earlier and yr full

• when eating, eat your veggies first, then your protein and eat the smallest amount of carbs - always leave leftover carbs in your plate

• do not eat any snacks - no cereal bars, no cereal, no chips, no crisps, no crackers, no salty sticks, just do not eat snacks!

• if you feel like eating - drink water first, then have veggies (cucumbers, carrots, tomatoes, radishes, etc) or fruit (apples, citrus, any kind of berries)

• if you are having breakfast - always eat a savoury breakfast - eggs, avocado, veggies etc; never eat a sweet breakfast - cereal, croissants, pancakes, etc, this will spike up your glucose levels and all that sugar will turn into fat; a sweet breakfast will make you feel tired and exhausted all day, leading you to eat more

• wear a waist trainer - do so for no more than 8hrs a day; this will also help you have smaller portions of food, as it won’t allow your stomach to expand

• do not purge - this is very bad for your teeth and overall health; the stomach acid is very strong and every time you purge, your teeth are getting damaged; just don’t overeat in the first place and have self control!

this is all i have for right now; if i think of anything else, i will add later / make another post; if you have anything to add to this list - go ahead and do so in the comments below

remember, stay safe xx

[hiding-under-the-willow]

I am being brave and wandering into your ask box so you can ramble about the ghost au. It looks neat and I'm so curious owo

YAY YEAH YIPPEE!!!

Okay I'm just gonna try and synthesize all of the random notes I've written in the last few days into something of a vaguely coherent list lol

Grian and Joel are roommates looking for a new flat when they get the call that Grian has inherited a house, they very impulsively and foolishly decide to keep the thing that is way too large and far too run down for the two of them to handle, the house is so incredibly haunted, normal bbc ghosts plot ensues

Grian is the one who almost dies and ends up being able to see ghosts. Mumbo is the one who pushes him out the window. Which is ironic bc Mumbo was very much not pro killing the new inhabitants of the house when the other ghosts were scheming ways to get rid of them.

Okay so ghost facts.

Bdubs is obviously highly based on Robin the caveman, I imagine him being slightly closer to the end of the paleolithic period than Robin. I think he may or may not have had some weird cult stuff going in. Weird cult leader caveman guy worshiping the sun and moon. Yes the cloak is real moss. There's bugs in that thing

Wels and Hels killed eachother in a duel, right on the property line, which now neither of them can cross in death. So now both of them is just stuck on either side of the fence seething about it for the rest of time. I like how ridiculous and arbitrary the ghost property line rules are in ghosts, so I find this incredibly funny. Hels is the guy Black Knight stories are based on

Ren wasn't actually a king, he was some type of noble who tried to declare himself king of a specific area, hence the beheading. Whooooooo let's go treason!!

Cleo was not doing actual witch craft at the time she was accused of it, she was however probably doing other illegal and vaguely fucked stuff. Mayhaps that's why she was accused, someone wanted her out of the way and that was an easy and surefire way to get rid of her

Keralis. My silly silly little guy. Our Kitty stand in. I just thought the idea of him dying from pufferfish poisoning was really funny considering him and XB's whole thing. I wanna have XB around, I can't decide if I want him to be a marine biologist of some kind who drowned on the next property over that keralis talks to over the fence, or if he's just like a grounds keeper who takes care of the lake next door that keralis is parasocially obsessed with lol

Beef. Beef my beloved. Period piece romance novel protagonist looking mf <3 He grew up in a family of butchers, became an impressionist painter instead of joining the family business. Focused a lot on pastoral scenes, especially stuff involving farm animals and especially cows. His family thought his career choice was kind of useless and frivolous, his artist colleagues thought his choice of painting subject was kind of frivolous. That's where he got the nickname 'Beef', now it's all anyone remembers him by, AND the fucking paints killed him 😔

Scar!!! The scammiest fucking traveling salesman on the planet. Death of a Salesman death of the American dream type vibes on that guy. He's gotta pay his medical bills somehow man, can't even really blame him for all the grifting. He probably should've been more careful with who he was scamming though, he maybe pissed off the wrong guy (do not scam mobsters! They will have someone kill you about it!)

Xisuma, given the greatest honor of being my Captian stand in. He was a sharp shooter, until his eye got fucked up and he lost his good aim. They shipped him off to the country side to work in 'intelligence', he takes his job very seriously despite this obviously just being somewhere they put him to not have to deal with him. Seriously enough in fact to discover a spy in their ranks! Just in time for that spy to kill him real bad. Damn.

Joe my absolutely beloved. Pat stand in but not quite. He was a popular radio host, he did a lot of volunteer work as a voice/performer for hire. He gets recruited to do some announcer work for a scouting event. There is, mayhaps, a much more. Uh. DIY. Scouting event happening on the next property over. There is an accident involving some homemade fireworks next door (cubfan. when I get you cubfan.), the fireworks going off scares some kid in the middle of fucking around with a bow, Joe gets shot, you can assume the rest. Cub is ghosting around next door cause of the fireworks accident if it makes you feel any better lol

Mumbo my stupid nervous guy. Ran a large tech startup in the late 90s, should not have been given that kind of power over a company. Accidentally did like. A lot of finance crime. Found out about said finance crime and immediately had a fucking heartattack and died from the panic. My cringe fail businessman I love you

Yeah yeah okay so neighbor ghosts. Cub, Hels, maybe XB, and Gem.

Etho is their weird annoying neighbor, he can also see ghosts, but it'll take awhile for everyone to figure that out.

In the same way Grian can see ghosts bc Mumbo tried to kill him, Etho can see ghosts bc Hels tried to kill him (haven't decided how exactly that went down yet)

I've been thinking about what to do with the basement ghosts and I think I want to put team zits down there.

Uh. Other human cast. Jimmy is around! He kind of fills an Obi type role, silly friend who is just kind of around a lot. I think I wanna have Lizzie as like a local barista Joel has a crush on. The ghosts get in his way every time he tries to make a move on her.

Obviously a lot of the ghosts aren't strict one to one fill ins for the original show's ghosts. Ren and Beef are both kind of drawing elements from both Thomas and Humphrey, Wels and X are both kind of drawing from Fanny and Cap, Scar and Mumbo both kind of combine to make up Julian's character. So on and so forth. All of the stuff with Etho and his property's ghosts is obviously all stuff I just did cause I thought it was fun lol

Oh yeah! Ghost powers! Okay obvious stuff, Bdubs has Robin's ability to fuck with lights, Cleo has the same burning smell as Mary, Mumbo can push stuff like Julian. Non obvious stuff. I want Joe to be able to be heard through like radios and phones and such. Hels has to have something to have almost killed Etho but I've yet to decide what that is. If Hels has something I think it would be funny to then have Wels also have the same power, but like. Weaker. So he can be pissy about it. Obviously.

Uh yeah that's all i can think of off the top of my head

Anyways, yeah!!! That's the basic constructions of this au. I had this idea like 3 days ago and have. Obviously thought about it a lot in that time lmao

You can't put two pieces of media in front of me and not expect me to go insane about it <3

[summertideempire]

It's back!

The Ultimate Wild Life BINGO

I made a Wild Life Bingo with 75 possible squares!

Example card:

To play, go to this link to generate a card to use for the rest of the Wild Life series. Tag me with your card, and let me know if you get a bingo!

Also, let me know if you have any suggestions for new possible spaces, and I'll add them! :)

Full list of possible spaces under the cut:

Free space

Jimmy dies first

Wild card referencing another season

Acronym alliance

Family-based alliance

Boogey Boogie

Someone loses a life to a mob

Backstabber/secret agent

Goat horns

Return of Loner Joel

Wolf army

Team-based skin change

Scar shows up with abs

A trap backfires

BigB acts suspicious for no good reason

Boogeyman-related wild card

Failed trap

The Creaking kills somebody

Arson

Attempted monopoly

Dripstone death

TNT minecart

Someone makes a mini game

Scar steals the enchanter

Weather-related wild card

“Aha!”

Someone makes a tower

Life-related wild card (gifting lives, extra lives, double loss, etc.)

Beloved pet dies

Return of Scarlet Pearl

Communication-related wild card

Villagers near world border

Dog army

Grian is involved in a teammate’s death

Gaslighting 

Someone dies to their own trap

King Ren/Renchanting reference

Someone traps their own base

Someone crafts a helmet

Someone misinterprets the wild card

Someone does an impression of someone else

Cow-related violence

Scar scams somebody

Etho “Washed Up” Slab

Water bucket clutch

Someone gives Bdubs a clock

Green to red in one session

Gravity-related wild card

A dangerous mob is released (warden, ravager, etc.)

“5am Pearl” is mentioned

“Scar NO!”

A plot twist is introduced

Cleo or Scott gets a divorce

Flashbacks to a previous season

A player accidentally kills another player

World-border-related wild card

Someone crafts a jukebox

New team forms halfway through the series

Death via fall damage

Wild card starts a new running joke

GeminiSlay defeats someone in hand-to-hand combat

A grave is built

Skizz sacrifices himself

Scott sacrifices himself

Total team breakup

Red life is hired to kill someone

Someone dies in the nether

Inappropriate joke

A single trap kills multiple people

A trap works correctly and with the intended target

Fishing rod incident occurs

“HotGUy!”

A bee kills or severely injures somebody

A bet causes someone to die

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