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WIP wednesday
ohoho first wip wednesday on this account. thank you for tagging @idlenight :D i dont know whos already been tagged uhhhhhh,,,, you thereš«µ your turn
i saw aurrie tagging this post as sidestep and it unlocked a memory of a super old wip of mine so its sad cyrus hours besties
also its important to me that you all know that the doc title for this is '"i had a funeral???" logical conclusion turns into "i have a grave?????"'
This was stupid. He was stupid. He should turn around. Leave. Now.
Cyrus was never one for sentiments. He learned early on that people like him didn't deserve much to begin withā mourning the loss of something was pointless when it was a miracle to even have it in the first place. Especially now. Sentimentality would kill him, he knew that. The farm made sure of that much.
But he was here, in front of a headstone labelled "In loving memory of Anathema", gingerly setting down a pot of daisies. His favourite.Ā
The grave was underwhelming for the kind of person Themmy was. It was tended to, at the very least. A little bit dusty, which Cyrus had frowned at and dusted off, but remembered. There was only one other pot of paper daisies next to Cyrus' own. He cursed whoever placed them for not caring enough to give real flowers, and himself for not being able to give more.
Cyrus couldn't give a rats ass about the rangers. All of them left him to rot; he was simply returning the favour. But Themmyā¦ Themmy was kind. He didn't deserve Cyrus' anger. Or what happened to him. Cyrus wasn't a good person, but he hoped that Anathema could appreciate what little he had to give.
Of course he would. Anathema was not a selfish man.
He sat cross-legged in front of the headstone, taking out a few chocolate eclairs from a plastic bag.
"Hey, Themmy," he whispered quietly.Ā
#i was going to do this this morning when i got to uni and then i got distracted by gideon liveblog and. forgot š#i just remembered it now so!!!#ignore how many times his name is repeated i cant be reasonable about names when writing#also this is during the heartbreak anniversary and basically goes: ortega brings beer to themmy and sidesteps grave#and gets jumpscared by cyrus being there ofc so he spills the beer and it goes all over themmys grave#ortega does not care. cyrus Definetely Does#and cyrus basically ends up yelling at him in the middle of a grave at the ass crack of dawn until he calms down enough to have a#conversation with him#cyrus becker#anathema#? it can go in there ig#pulp writes#fhr#sidestep
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Is this anything
#always an awkward conversation to have irl#āi love ai.ā insert that one spongebob holding out his hands with a shadow above him meme#āFICTIONAL. FICTIONAL AI!!!ā#clankerposting#Clay posts#fictional ai#shitpost#hal 9000#robots#p03#electric dreams#allied mastercomputer#ihnmaims#shockwave#transformers#fuck ai#this is an anti ai art blog btw#objectum#saying hello to everyone who reads the tags um... hi!! Really funny to read people recommending me entry level robot/AI media#like yes i have indeed heard of portal and ultrakill. i just didnt pit them in the meme </3#also some guy decided to write in the notes that they were going to crush me into red paste. hot? thank you? ???? weird.
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this is so devastating. laois should have just shot him with a gun
#put him out of his misery#it would have been kinder#like holy shit kabru blurts out that he wants to be laois' friend like it's some kind of confession#and then laois says that he knows it must be a lie because no one would ever be that down bad#that's so EMBARASSING#it's literally a miracle kabru didn't kill himself immediately after this conversation#i would have self immolated#dungeon meshi#kabru#laois#labru
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elita pep talk
#transformers one#transformers#b 127#bumblebee#elita one#i want more content of elita and bee#their dynamic would be so funny i think#ur mean aunt who acts like she hates u but she gets u that one really obscure thing u mentioned in passing conversation#i think their relationship can be really sweet#i think bee would geniunly really look up to elita and think shes so awesome#and elita is just like okay this annoying yellow thing follows me around now i guess#(she loves him)#her stupid son that she hates#shes tough on him but she cares...
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The bigger they are the harder they fall š„¹š
#halsin#clover#bg3#cloverhoney#baldursgate 3#myart#there's a conversation going on twitter rn about the specific types of garbage Clover has eaten#and how Halsin starts tagging along on Clover's morning forages and is by turns charmed and deeply disturbed#also he's 1 willpower point away from just picking him up in his mouth
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why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?
#instant conversation enders for my multiple youth pastor cousins#donāt say it (Iām gonna say it)#The Child is The Price#but i mean come on#as someone who isn't actually even christian the real-life historical version of this is still cursed as fuck#i mean we know that jesus was a person who existed. whatever circumstances he was born in#its terrifyingly ominous to imagine being so unaware of the affect your child will have on the future of humanity#time itself will one day be counted around your birth of him#and all because he will suffer an excruciatingly painful death that you will not be able to prevent#not only that. but regardless of his or your intentions#regardless of whether there is a god#for millenea unfathomable millions will have blood spilled and will spill blood in his name#atrocities will be committed that you cannot even conceive of#and all on his and your behalf#you love your child. its beautiful. but there's horror in what you've done. because everyone else will love him too#and what's more dangerous than that?
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Canāt spell āFive nights at Freddyāsā without GAY
(Based off @/flashcs5 post)
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#william afton#henry emily#fnaf endo#sister location#freddy fazbear#pride month#fnaf 4#fredbears family diner#fnaf fanart#HAPPY PRIDE month everyone!!#this comic is so unserious but I had to redraw it at least once#HENRY FINALLY MENTIONED š„š„#AND I canāt believe itās for THIS comic#Iāve been meaning to draw him for so long š#I promise Iāll draw him in more serious comics after this#I HOPE you guys like his design fr#but this is a real conversation William and Henry had#you think this is what directly leads to them making Funtime foxy or#this is why some fnaf animatronics are trans etc#William maybe a murderer but at least heās an ally
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Yāall my guy friend called me maāam I donāt know how take it because one part of me is okay cool baby Iām fine Iām hot and then other part is like what do you mean?
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(any time after the events of the vengeance saga & ithaca saga)
*under the ocean in poseidon's palace*
poseidon: *talking with amphitrite*
poseidon: i wouldn't wish that upon my worse enemy!
poseidon: *pauses and feels phantom pains from his old impalement wounds/scars*
poseidon: *eye twitching* ...unless of course...we're talking about my enemy, odysseus.
poseidon: *looking up at the ocean's surface from his underwater palace*
poseidon: fuck you odysseus, you know what you did!
amphitrite: ...
amphitrite: *sighs*
*meanwhile on ithaca*
odysseus: *yapping away with penelope whilst on a walk through the palace grounds*
odysseus: so then i said "cause i don't even have to kill you, i just have to avoid yo-"
odysseus: *violently sneezes*
penelope: ...
penelope: are you feeling unwell, my love?
odysseus: no i'm fine.
odysseus: i just get the feeling im being bad-mouthed...again
odysseus: *turns head and glares at the ocean*
#amphitrite is over her husband and his feud with the mortal odysseus#poseidon somehow brings him up in every conversation#meanwhile odysseus is always being interrupted while yapping with sneezes#he just wants to tell his wife about everything he got up to!#penelope is just amused by it#and loves her husband's yapping#(especially the violent & bloody parts)#WHO SAID THAT#epic the musical#epic the vengeance saga#odysseus epic#poseidon epic#odysseus#epic the musical spoilers#amphitrite#penelope epic the musical#poseidon
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Thinking a LOT about Lucifer in the latest Hazbin episode. Idk what I was expecting but not this??
As I was watching my immediate thought was just "huh... Lucifer is kinda of weird..." but as the episode went on I realized the issue
the dude is off the chain depressed, like he says it as a joke but holy cow it is SO BAD
He's manically just creating rubber ducks cuz his daughter really like it that one time but it's empty, it's never good enough but he keeps doing it, maybe cuz he doesn't know how to pass the time otherwise.
like I get the feeling he HAS better things he SHOULD be doing than making rubber duck after rubber duck. At first I was like, "Bruh why isn't the king of hell doing anything?" aaaaand then it became clear...
The dude is disassociating so bad he can barely hold a conversation let alone remember information. He clearly WANTS to, he wants to be involved with his daughter so bad, he wants to care about the things she's doing so bad, but his depression keeps interfering. It's like he can only hear every other word and he grasps onto the ones he does hear semi-out of context. Like you can see every time he catches something that he hadn't before and he just "well shit I didn't catch that part"
and that's why he reacts so weird when people talk to him. He is struggling so bad to engage with the conversation he's only getting 50% of it
does that look like the face of a man who knows what the hell the conversation is even about??? he is STRUGGLING
like Charlie spent so long telling him about the hotel, and he STILL didn't understand what she wanted. Yeah it comes off as ditzy but literally I've been in that position where your brain just "nope, not doing this right now" and nerfs your conversation comprehension. So as someone who's BEEN in that position, to me it feels exactly like what he's dealing with. He's sorta engaged with the conversation, but only as much as his brain will allow
For example, when I'm dealing with this, this is what someone talking to me feels like this where the crossed out parts are what I missed and bold is what I catch, "Hey! You know I was thinking for dinner we could either make some chicken with rice? But if you don't feel like cooking, pasta is super easy and you love that right? What do you want to do?" you can kinda get that someone is trying to talk to you about dinner, and towards the end you get the impression that they asked something that needs your input so you can decently put 2 and 2 together and try and pass off, but crucial bits were left out, I would have no idea that either chicken or pasta is in the conversation only having heard "rice". When someone is just talking at me, I can decently pass off as being engaged but the second I'm required to participate in the conversation I'm screwed. Seem familiar? At which point I have 2 options, try to give a bullshit answer, or admit that I missed what they were saying and ask them to repeat
Lucifer, unfortunately, is trying so damn hard to hide that he's dealing with like 24/7 dissociation, so he can't admit that he's missing entire chunks of the conversation, hence his really weird replies. He does eventually get the full picture and then he and Charlie start having the real conversation
Also, the Alastor/Lucifer rivalry was hilarious but also really indicative of more of what Lucifer is dealing with
Alastor is, unfortunately, really good at picking up people's insecurities, and thanks to Charlie's description earlier and watching Lucifer clearly trying to overcompensate, he immediately picks up on the fact that Lucifer KNOWS he struggles to be a good dad (we know cuz it's cuz of the depression, hard to be engaged when your brain keeps turning off) and decides to rub salt in the wound by pretending he's been acting as a surrogate father to Charlie. Now why Alastor decided to pick a fight with the king of hell is beyond me, I do not understand Alastor (and I LIKE IT) (maybe it's cuz Alastor thinks he's hot shit and was expecting Lucifer to at least have heard of him but Lucifer just treats him like a nobody? who knows)(why would Lucifer listen to radio anyways when he can't even pay attention to a conversation it'd just be white noise)
But yeah I just was expecting someone who oozed either charisma or presence and instead I got a depressed dad who's dissociating so bad he can barely function and be present in his life. The only thing it seems he CAN do is make rubber ducks cuz his daughter really liked it that one time
Idk Lucifer is tragic to me. Whatever the full details of what heavan did to him absolutely broke him and he can't deal with it. He's aware of it, and he doesn't know how to fix it, so he tries to over compensate and sorta makes an ass out of himself but no one says or does anything cuz this guy is supposed to be THE king of hell
Suddenly it's making a lot more sense why he just rolls over and lets heaven do what it wants and even told Charlie to go in his place the start of the show. He's not in any headspace to hold a basic conversation let alone negotiate! He didn't even know who Alastor was, he's been so out of touch
idk I like him, he seems sweet, I hope Charlie brings some light back into his life. He really needs to get out of that rubber duck room
#hazbin spoilers#hazbin hotel#lucifer#lucifer morningstar#analysis#dissociation#look idk what to tell you all#I watched the episode and everything makes so much more sense#when you realize he's only intaking like 50-60% of the conversations#he's not bad at listening his brain is literally preventing him from getting everything#literally I've been there#the difference between him and me tho#is that he can't show it#he's the king of hell#he has to bluff his way through conversations#but yeah literally rewatch the episode with this in mind#and watch him reply to the things he DID catch#anyways#NEW BLORBO????#who'd've thought I would go into Hazbin Hotel#and come out with freaking LUCIFER as my favorite character#I love him#he's so sad
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Yup, that's Ford's niece.
#*pounding fists on the ground* why why didn't they interact more#people shoehorn him and Dipper as the ānerdsā but forget that Ford is also crazy imaginative and unhinged as hell#the second he realized what she was capable of he would have pounced on that potential immediately#think of the bonding-- the inventions he would have made to satisfy her morbid curiosity-- the wholesome girl dadification#but that's a conversation for another time#gravity falls#mabel pines my beloved#mabel pines#ford pines#stanford pines#grunkle ford
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PaynelandĀ²Ā
#payneland#edwin x charles#dbda#dead boy detectives#doom patrol#anon who asked for the doom patrol crossover this one is for you... hope you're still around#thanks for introducing me to this particular version of the boys they are MESSY#rip dp edwin he's not ready to have this conversation#also i considered including dp crystal but there was already a lot going on#also i was gonna make a charles vs charles kinda thing because this town ain't big enough for two of them#and then they decide to ask the edwins and they're just like āobviously charles is the bestā and both charles are happy for a second#because they assume they're talking about him
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Narrator: "Everything is in motion - all within these walls are doomed to destruction unless you act."
bonus:
#fyi each tav dialogue option was a reload so u cant get all this dialogue from one conversation#blowing him up is sooo funny#especially bc he is the only one who approves of u stealing the mace#astarion#astarion ancunin#baldur's gate 3#baldurs gate 3#bg3#bg3 spoilers#bg3edit#540px#my beloved#mygifs#gifs#my uplaods#gif#1k#2k#3k#4k#5k#10k
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12 yrs old Jason having just been dropped off at Wayne Manor: Do you just take in every orphan you meet off the street?
Bruce: No, you're the first kid I picked up off the street. I picked up my last one at the circus.
Jason: Is that a joke? I canāt tell if thatās a joke.
Bruce: My son's name is Richard, but he insists on going by Dick.
Jason: And heāsā¦from the circus?
#batman#gotham#jason todd#batfam#batfamily#dc#red hood#dick grayson#Bruce has had a very similar conversation with Dick when he first took him on#it's become a running joke and now Jason gets to be in it#and it'll continue on when he gets his other kids#kidnapped my first kid from the circus#the second one off the street#the third one i took from my neighbors#took my fourth one from his mom and grandpa#kidnapped my fifth one in the middle of an Earthquake#Stole my sixth one during an active crime scene#destroyed my seventh - and favorite- kids' mother and took the newly birthed kid home#dcmgtlau
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Phantom is a member of JLA when everyone finds out that the Bats have contingency plans against everyone else.
While everyone else is shouting about trust and betrayal, Danny can't help but be relieved. He's seen his bad future, after all. Dan is reformed now, but that doesn't retroactively save the timeline he wiped out.
Danny only has one issue with the contingencies for him: Batman mistakenly believes that his intangibility works the same as Martian density shifting.
It doesn't. In fact, they're very different powers. Intangibility is more of a phase shift where he turns his physical form into energy.
This means that none of the contingencies in his file will work because they don't accurately account for one of his basic powers.
(The shouting actually gets derailed for a bit when he brings it up. All the scientists are a bit horrified about the implied energy conversions happening whenever he uses this "basic" power. As a halfa with an actual physical form, Danny should be giving off enough energy to blow up the planet whenever he transforms.)
#dpxdc#idea tag#turns out the jla has zero protections against ghosts#jld does not exist yet but it will soon because holy shit are they unprepared for this#Danny's transformation is magic the mass to energy conversion is unimportant#actually all of Danny's powers are magic based and the jla just didn't realize which means he can easily body Superman#since he's weak to magic#it never occurred to any of them to think about the source of his powers#not even Danny#this means the contingency for Phantom *is* jld#they put together a team of wizards just for him
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Jason does reach out to people itās just that the reaching out often involves dramatic theatrical violence. The final confrontation in under the red hood was Jasonās version of reaching out to Bruce. Itās not like Bruce was ever going to be the one to be like āhey letās sit and talk about your death and why youāre mad at meā. Yes it did involve kidnapping and possible murder suicide plans but hey at least he started the dialogue agshshshs
#Like literally kidnapping Mia was just his way of having a conversation with her and relaying a message in the most insane way possible#brothers in blood was also him reaching out to Dick. Even if his way of reaching out was āDickie letās kill people together ^_^š«±ā#Jason Todd#dc
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