#you cant tell me this isn’t Jon’s true form

[thebreadmantm]

I was talking with a friend. I tried to say mort from Madagascar but I said mort from the Magnus archives. And then this happened

If I had to make it you have to see it

[joesanrio]

Hiiii can I request a Jey uso X female reader where jey sees a post on social media saying reader is messing with Jimmy and it’s not true. But Jey still gets hot headed and stuff thank you ☺️

This!! I love this. I feel like I took this and ran with it- so please forgive me 🩷 a bit angsty :))

All over Twitter | J.U

Summary: Jey never liked how quickly he was bothered of something on social media, but he can’t help himself… especially when it comes to you.

Pairings: Joshua Fatu {Jey Uso} x fem!reader

Warnings: social media drama, delusions, arguing, cursing, stubborn!Jey, crying, bad angst (first time), rumors, mentions of cheating, not edited

Word Count: 1230

Ratings: Angst | 16+

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Jey scrolling through his social media was starting to become a daily thing, especially since the Bloodline storyline was starting to pick up. As much as he hated how people depicted him and his talents based on the 30-45 minutes they saw him a week, he never reacted. He kept any bad energy they sent towards him to himself, and pretended like he didn’t even see it. That was until he came across a tweet that had to do with you and his twin.

The tweet had about 92k views already, and 40k retweets. It was a video of you and Jonathan meeting up late at night, hugging before entering a random building. There was no context about what was happening except the obvious comments of;

Nah imagine thinking your girl safe from your own twin 💀💀

I CANT- poor Jey 🥲💔

No cause what abt my girl Trin?!?!

That Y/n? Do she not know how Trin can get down…😬

He couldn’t help himself but to keep scrolling through the comments, looking for some type of reassurance that it isn’t what he’s thinking. Jey always thought he knew where you were and what you were doing, maybe he was too blind by a false sense of trust. “Y/n!” He calls for you from the living room.

Your delicate footsteps making their way downstairs to the man sitting on the couch, you couldn’t help but smile at the gorgeous man in front of you. “Hi Baby.” Your lips plump and glossy as always, wearing Jey’s shirt with your little shorts. He looks away as he can feel himself getting flustered by your appearance, remembering the things he just saw not even a minute ago.

“You want to tell me anything.” His voice deep and stern before he lays back against the couch, your hips swaying a bit as you go to sit beside him.

Your freshly groomed eyebrows now in a confused furrow, “I like your haircut… I mean they could’ve faded the sides better but—” Jey’s head immediately snapping towards you.

Going silent as he rubs the side of his hair down before adjusting himself in the chair. “It’s cute!” I reassure as a small smile forms Jey’s lips before the smile drops quickly. “Appreciate it but that’s not what I’m looking for.” His eyes boring into yours, uncomfortably. Your hands starting to fidget together under his intense gaze, shaking your head ‘no’.

A loud sigh coming from his mouth as he picks up his phone, Twitter immediately popping up on the screen. “Look.” He hands you the phone before crossing his arms aggressively, your eyes falling onto the dim screen. Playing the small clip of you and Jon, not understanding the big deal until you scroll down to the comments.

A small scoff leaving your mouth as you go speechless by all the assumptions, “Those people are so miserable.” You hand the phone back before looking at Jey’s serious face.

“So, it’s the people now? Not the fact that you and my damn brother sneaking around at night?” He sits up almost giving himself whiplash. Feeling your heart drop at his demeanor, you couldn’t believe that the man you left everything and everyone for is accusing you of. “Joshua. You’re kidding…” Trying to understand what he’s getting at, this had to be some type of prank.

April Fools was a couple months ago though, and we did forget about it. “This is a joke. Ha-ha so funny babe.” A sarcastic laugh leaving you forcefully as you notice Jey’s gaze not changing.

Noticing the deep breaths, he’s taking is starting to concern you, “I’m not joking, are you screwing around with my brother? My twin at that.” He speaks calmly. Your eyes going wide at the audacity, “Joshua. Don’t be fucking delusional- if I was going to cheat do you really think that I would go to your twin brother?” Your voice high-pitched unintentionally.

His head shakes before wiping his hands on the edge of his knees. Jey loves you too much to believe this, he knows you wouldn’t, you couldn’t do that to him. Something subconsciously is saying otherwise, the fact that he no longer knows where you were and what you were doing is making him upset.

“Do you know how fucking embarrassing this is for me. To find out that you going behind my aback through social media.” He says out loud, hands rubbing down his face in a stressed manner. “I didn’t go behind your damn back! They’re clearly just making stuff up.” Your voice in a defensive tone,

Jey’s gaze on you turning into disappointment making your heart drop. His heavy footsteps leaving you in the living room as he goes upstairs assumingly to your bedroom.

The tension surrounding you, sitting in the now quiet room alone. Heart racing and head spinning, you felt like you were going to cry at any moment. The fact that he wasn’t listening to you just hurt worse, never did you think that complete strangers would have that much of an impact on you and Jey’s relationship.

The loud slam of a door snapping you out of your trance, “Joshua! What are you doing?” jumping from the couch and heading up the stairs quickly. His figure passing by with a suitcase, not bearing a glance towards you. “I’m going to stay the night with… well damn I don’t even know because I can’t go to my own brother!” Jey shouts before throwing the suitcase onto the bed.

He always tended to be overdramatic especially in disagreements, but never to the point where he was leaving. “You’re fucking crazy! Nobody did anything, it was clearly taken out of proportion. Stop acting like that!” You could feel the tingly feeling of anger starting to spread through your body. “Y/n, then what the hell were y’all doing? Because I didn’t even know about you going to see him? He didn’t tell me either!” He shrugs his shoulders as he waits for your response.

“I- nothing! We weren’t doing anything.” You stutter knowing that he can’t know the real reason you were meeting with Jon. Not liking the answer, he heard, he goes straight to the closet and starts ripping shirts off the hanger, “I’m so tired of being second place. So tired of looking like a fool! You say you weren’t cheating but you can’t even tell me what you were doing?” His hands flying as he shouts angrily. Going completely speechless as you watched him continue throwing things into the suitcase, chest heavy, before breaking completely.

Tears streaming down your face uncontrollably, this is ridiculous. Multiple solutions rambling through your head as you stood behind the fuming man. “I can’t tell you. But I promise I wouldn’t cheat on you.” The words practically forming together as you can barely speak while trying to control your breathing. Jey turns around to see you looking like a complete wreck, his eyes softening.

“Then imma go until you can tell me. Simple as that.” He says as he zips up his suitcase, your eyes looking in a panicked manner as he grabs his wallet. “Joshua! Don’t you think this is a bit dramatic?” You sniffle as he rolls his eyes at you.

“Hell yeah. But rather be dramatic than sitting and looking like a fucking clown.” He exits the room without even looking back.

[stargleeksil-blog]

Criminal Minds s03e10 True Night - or more aptly named, the episode that reminds me that Frankie Muniz was once relevant and we’re back to our fun banter only with a slight undertone because we know Derek fucking loves Penelope, and there’s more humor and I’m more okay with that.

Episode 10 – True Night

Okay, so we’re officially halfway through season three because for some reason there are only twenty episodes here. I don’t get it.

But let’s see what happens.

Blues? Okay. Blues in LA … not good.

What the fuck is that? Are those graphic novels? Ew.

Sorry, not a fan of the genre.

I know that voice.

Who is that speaking?

What, he’s writing blade runner or something? What the fuck is that? Blue blood? oh god.

Sounds like something out of ‘Supermassive Blackhole’ lol

Poor wolf.

That is amazing artwork! I don’t like it, but I can appreciate the artistry.

No, really.

Is that girl asleep or dead? Oh god.

That’s a shit-ton of blood. And that’s a fucking severed hand.

Wait. Hang on, did she just say 7 victims within two weeks? And they were all killed with a bladed weapon? SHIT.

Oh god. Is this gonna be horrible? I mean, bloody? Cuz last episode was horrible on an emotional level. And I was just thinking of having dinner. So glad I passed.

“I can open my own door.”

“Not on my watch.” Oh baby boy, you so protective, I love you.

“What happened in here?” WHAT DID LYNCH DO?

“He changed everything.” WHAT?

“Changed everything? What are you talking about?” oh I love you, you clueless doodlebug. Imagine if someone adjusted something on your gun or desk. That���s the level of uneasiness your baby girl is feeling. Kay?

“He adjusted the …”

“Forget it. It’ll be …”

“Go. You need to get to LA.”

“No, listen, I’m gonna stick around for a while. I think you might need me.”

Oh my lovesick puppy! I love you so fucking much!

WHY WON’T THE SHOW DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT?

“Stick around?”

“Yeah. The team can handle one case without me. They’ll be fine.”

They really won’t, but you’re being adorable and I can’t believe Penelope is actually considering sending him away. I hate you right now, girl.

“Honey, I know you love me.”

Wait. Did she just …?

“But the prospect of you whirling around here trying to fix this is actually more frightening than getting shot.” WHOA. No need to be dramatic.

“Garcia, are you sure?”

“I am completely fine. Look. Full range of motion. No pain.”

“Will you stop with the ‘uh’. Stop.”

Yeah. Stop. Cuz Derek is getting turned on … don’t stop, I love this.

“Go.”

“You know I’m just a phone call away.”

“Go.”

NO!

Kevin Lynch, you may be cute …” (NOT) “But if you ever mess with my stuff again …” oh snap!

Clive Barker: “Superman is, after all, an alien life form. He is simply the acceptable face of invading realities.” WHAT? That made no sense whatsoever.

FRANKIE MUNIZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I keep forgetting this season was back in 2007 and he was still relevant. Lol. I love going back in time with this show.

Is he having hallucinations? Ugh.

“Should have listened to me.” Why are you being so pretentious, poodle? “It wouldn’t have saved that much time, Reid. Let it go.” Ooh, feisty Derek.

Oh honey! Why the fuck does he know everything about everything?

“It’s a government report.” “So what?” “So you work for the government, you don’t read the reports?”

“On traffic patterns in a city 2,500 miles from where I live?” “2,295 miles.”

“Don’t make me smack you in front of all these people.”

Oh Derek and Reid, I love you two so much.

“Yeah, stuck in traffic.” Poodle, you are such a bitch! Derek is so gonna smack you!

Okay, I’m loving this, cuz this is interspersed with humor and it’s fun.

“The level of overkill suggests an unsub in a psychotic break. Multiple unsubs in violent psychotic breaks operating in the exact same location is exceedingly unlikely.”

Derek: “Yeah, it’s probably one guy.”

LOL

That fun is getting on my nerves.

I’m sorry, but that guy looks so cartoonish I can’t even take him seriously. But I love him so much!

He looks like one of those cartoon emo characters that always say ‘dude’

Where the fuck did Johnny go?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

What the fuck? Did he just jump in front of a car? Damn.

HEY! What the fuck?

Why are you grabbing him by the tie?

What the hell?

“Do you know that a domestic cat loose in a normal neighborhood is the equivalent of a small-scale ecological disaster?

WHAT?

So he’s equivocating the guy to a cat? Yikes.

Hey! That cop is a bitch! Why call a random guy ‘moron’?

So, Frankie is playing some seriously disturbed guy who is still hung up on some girl who won’t answer her phone cuz she’s probably dead? Oh boy.

Pretty sure that Frankie is the unsub if he has such vivid imagination. Yikes.

Gross.

So on the night he proposed to his girlfriend they were accosted? Oh boy.

Damn. Killed six gangbangers. Wow. That’s one brutal psycho.

Did he just kill the sweet cat lady because he thought she was hiding his dead fiancé? Damn.

So they think it’s a gang dude? But it’s one guy, makes no sense.

I love seeing Derek on the background of graffiti. It’s hot.

So they got Frankie? Damn.

Oh god, look at him! He’s so short!

Well, we’re comparing him to Derek, so it’s not really fair. But still.

Wait. So they know about him? Did that dude tell them about his psychotic state and he’s just trying to help him? Good.

Morgan is so cute looking all concerned. Especially cuz it’s obvious he’s killed all those people and doesn’t even know he’d done it.

So he doesn’t even clearly remember being jumped by Glen’s gang? Damn.

“Hey, how you feeling, baby girl?”

“I cant seem to get my chair adjusted just right again …” ah, the bane to all us office workers, sweetie. I feel you.

“Other than that, I’m mortified.”

Mortified?

“Please tell me the unsub isn’t Jon McHale the graphic artist.”

“Don’t tell me you’re a fan of this guy.”

“Oh my god, yes, he’s a genius.”

“Well, sweetheart you should see what he thought the victims looked like before he killed them.”

Oh god.

But I love their discussion!

“Sometimes for an artist, the only difference between insanity and genius is success.”

Really, poodle?

Wait. So on that night those assholes actually raped Vickie? And made him watch? Fuck.

FUCK

I get it. But it’s still nuts.

I’m so glad I didn’t eat.

“Just leave it alone until I get there.” Leave what? The chair? You’re gonna fix it for her? Aww, cutie.

“Hey, hey, hard-head!”

“Don’t make me spank you when I get back.”

Please do!

“Don’t listen to him, Garcia, he’s all talk.”

Smack to the poodle-head.

Oh god. I love those two so much.

“JJ, he just hit me.” “Boys, behave, or I’ll ground you both.”

Oh my god, I love this show so fucking much.

JJ’s ‘wow, that is so fascinating’ face! Oh my god!

Aw, it’s the first unsub Emily dealt with who was inherently good and was just, you know … psycho.

“You really don’t have to do this.”

“Woman, will you hush?”

“I can do it myself. I just can’t grip anything too tight yet, and when I tried to do it, it kept falling …”

“Will you sit your motormouth down?”

Okay, can we just talk about how it is so obvious that Derek is in love with Garcia, but he’s so ‘damaged’ that he can’t seem to get the courage to say so, so he uses whatever his momma taught him about being a gentleman which is perfect, and I love him from here till infinity.

“See, now, that’s perfect.”

“Well, there you go, my sweet lady.”

“My hero.”

“I’m nobody’s hero.”

Aww, it’s so cute when she’s like trying to pay him a compliment by quoting at him something from a graphic novelist and he’s like, is that an unsub?

Lol.

And he doesn’t know who that is until she mentions 300 or Sin City. Lol.

“Cool movies.”

“The noir hero is a knight in blood-caked armor. He’s dirty, and he does his best to deny the fact that he’s a hero the whole time.” Frank Miller.

Oh my god, I just wept.

FUCK.

That’s Derek to a T.

 See, this episode was perfect. I mean, sure, I had a hard time dealing with all the blood and intestines and shit. But it was interspersed perfectly with humor and Derek/Penelope banter and flirting and I just love this so much. They totally reinstated my love of this show, and I’m so happy. And I really hope that Derek gets his head out of his ass and acutally kisses Penelope or I’m going to do it for him. And I hope Penelope gets the courage to actually kiss Derek or I’m going to do it for her.

Either way. I want some sweet mocha kisses.

Okay, to be honest? Frankie should get more credit. He’s an amazing actor. I don’t know where the fuck he is right now. But this episode was amazing with him.

edited: hahaha so I just realized that Frankie is on Dancing With the Stars, and I was like - dude! I just watched you on Criminal Minds! But then there was the whole story of his memory loss and my heart melted. cute.

Love it!

I’ll see you all next time, I’m back to loving this show properly, and hopefully I’ll be sane enough to do this tomorrow morning XD love you guys!

<3