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𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐎𝐈𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐀 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐲. 𝐈𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐰𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞

𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐞𝐱𝐚��𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐈’𝐯𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭�� 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬. 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞

𝐀𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐢𝐝 𝐂𝐨𝐝𝐞: 𝟐𝟑

𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐲, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐢𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞:

🎭 Thalia in Gemini/Virgo/Sagittarius

🎭 Thalia in the 1st/3rd/7th/9th house

🎭 Thalia aspecting the Sun, Mercury, Jupiter, or Ascendant

🎭 Thalia at 0°/3°/12°/21°

𝐌𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐨𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐛𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬:

🎭 Thalia in the 1st/8th/12th house

🎭 Thalia in Scorpio/Capricorn/Aquarius

🎭 Thalia aspecting Saturn/Uranus/Chiron

🎭 Thalia at 7°/16°/25°

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐀𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬

Their humor is jokingly mean. Their roasts are always on point and they’re very quick in their responses with their jokes so their specialty is comebacks. They also aren’t afraid to make sexual jokes here and there. Funny people turn them on a lot. At worst they may start a lot of conflict with the type of humor they have because they don’t know when to stop

Example: Larray

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐓𝐚𝐮𝐫𝐮𝐬

People often find that these people say funny things even when they don’t mean to be funny. They’ll say the most nonchalant things and people find it funny. They tend to make jokes about everyone else being broke but them. At worst they could be slow at coming up with jokes

Example: Miranda Cosgrove

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐆𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐢

These people can gain popularity on social media from their humor. They’re jokes are very clever and witty. They love to make jokes about their siblings. At worst they could copy other peoples humor from social media

Example: Kylie Jenner

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐂𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫

These people aren’t the type to make dark or mean jokes typically. They typically make mom/dad jokes, knock knock jokes, or non conflictual ones cuz they don’t wanna hurt anyones feelings. At worst they could make childish jokes that are corny

Example: Drake

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐋𝐞𝐨

These people often gain lots of attention with minimal effort for their funny sense of humor. They tend to make a lot of jokes about how they’re better than everyone. They feel as though their humor is superior. At worst they could start drama with their sassy humor

Example: Ryan Reynolds

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐕𝐢𝐫𝐠𝐨

These people typically either have awkward humor or out of pocket humor. They’ll analyze you up and down and if you look the slightest bit weird they’ll make fun of you jokingly. At worst they could make overly judgmental jokes and offend someone

Example: Druski

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐋𝐢𝐛𝐫𝐚

People with this placement tend to like puns. They use their humor as a way of flirting with people and will make jokes about you if they’re into you. They steer away from controversial humor and prefer making jokes that aren’t mean. At worst they could come off superficial to others with their jokes even if they don’t actually mean what they’re saying

Example: Megan Fox

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐒𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐢𝐨

Similar to the Aries interpretation, people with Thalia in Scorpio are jokingly mean and not afraid to roast the hell out of you. They’re very quick with their humorous responses. Sometimes their jokes can be very dark. They may also hit you out of nowhere after being quiet for a while with a hilarious ass joke. Funny people turn them on a lot. At worst they may joke about someone’s trauma and offend them really badly

Example: Alexa Demie

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐒𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬

They’re very sarcastic and will make a lot of satire jokes. They can easily gain popularity from their humor. They’ll roast the hell out of you. At worst they could come off too blunt with their jokes

Example: Nicki Minaj

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐧

These people have the capability to sound funny even when making a joke using a monotone voice. They have very deadpan humor typically. They may also prefer more traditional humor, basic jokes, or anecdotal humor. At worst they could lack sense of humor

Example: Ice Spice

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐀𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬

These people have very out of pocket humor. The type of humor where they say really shocking shit and everyone in the room looks at them like…what the fuck. They refuse to have friends that they can’t laugh with and prefer to befriend people with a similar sense of humor to them. At worst they’ll say something extremely uncalled for and offend someone

Example: Andrew Garfield

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐏𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐬

These people are the type to make everyone laugh unintentionally without even trying. They make a lot of jokes that could make everyone around them think they’re on drugs or delusional. At worst they’ll act dumb and think it’s funny when majority of people don’t find it funny

Example: Theo Von

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝟏𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞

Being funny is a major part of these peoples personalities. They love to troll people. They hit you out of nowhere with their jokes and always laugh at their own jokes more than anyone else’s. They may also make a lot of degrading jokes about themselves to get a laugh. At worst they’ll be laughing at their own jokes while no one else does

Example: Jack Harlow

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝟐𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞

These people have the type of humor where they’ll say crazy ass things in a casual monotone voice. They joke a lot about how they’re more boujee than everyone else. At worst they may make jokes that make you question your self worth

Example: Paul Wesley

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝟑𝐫𝐝 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞

These people do well on podcasts because of their humor. They speak their mind when making jokes and are quick witted with them. When famous they often become memes. At worst they could joke about things they shouldn’t and create gossip

Example: Pete Davidson

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝟒𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞

These people keep others emotions in mind when making jokes. They try not to say things that are offensive. They may make mom jokes or dad jokes. At worst they could make a joke that’s too kid friendly for their age and comes off cringe

Example: Emma Chamberlain

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝟓𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞

These people are the life of the party with their jokes. They’re very entertaining comedically. They attract lots of attention because of how humorous they are with minimal effort. They use a lot of hyperbolic humor as well. At worst they could stir up drama with their sassy humor

Example: Timothee Chalamet

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝟔𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞

They have observational humor and parodic humor. They may make self depreciating jokes sometimes. They aren’t afraid to make judgmental jokes. At worst their joke will be very awkward and no one will laugh

Example: Ariana Grande

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝟕𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞

These people love calling others out with their humor. These people are funnier when replying to others than on their own. You’ll know if you’re one of their enemies because they’ll make a lot of sassy jokes towards you. At worst they could stir up conflict with their humor

Example: Nick Sturniolo

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝟖𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞

These people always have humor that’s dark as hell. They tend to joke about their trauma a lot as a coping mechanism. They also make lots of sexual jokes. At worst they could offend someone with too dark of a joke

Example: Matt Rife

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝟗𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞

These people have self enhancing humor. They aren’t afraid to keep it real. They can be sarcastic at times and often make satire jokes. At worst someone could not realize they’re being satire and joking about something

Example: Selena Gomez

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝟏𝟎𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞

These people have very absurd humor. They may enjoy dad jokes or just dry jokes. They make take things too far by accident. At worst someone could not understand their jokes or not be able to tell if they’re joking

Example: Justin Bieber

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝟏𝟏𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞

These people always have a unique sense of humor. They may have topical humor. They love befriending funny people. These people do well on social media because of their humor. At worst they could say something really weird and make everyone in the room question their sanity

Example: Jennifer Lawrence

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝟏𝟐𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞

These people make hella dark jokes and aren’t afraid to bring up your past when doing so. They always troll the hell out of people too. They aren’t afraid to make kinky jokes. At worst they’ll hurt someone’s feelings when joking around without knowing

Example: Rihanna

𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗢𝗜𝗗 𝗠𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗧

𝗠𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗟𝗜𝗦𝗧

𝗦𝗨𝗕 𝗧𝗢 𝗠𝗬 𝗣𝗔𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗢𝗡

© 𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐬𝐤𝐲 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟑 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐝

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● Comedy/Comedians Indicators in the birth chart ● (List:)

Sun or Moon in the 9th house or at 9° 21°

Sagittarius Mercury/Moon/Rising/Venus

Mercury aspecting Jupiter

Sagittarius Jupiter or in the 9th house

1st house ruler in the 3rd house

3rd house stelliums

3rd house ruler in the 11th house

3rd house ruler in the 10th house

Gemini Mercury/Moon/Venus/Rising

Mercury Dominant

Mercury aspecting Sun

Mercury aspecting Venus

Mercury in the 10th house

Sun in the 10th house

Sun aspecting the Midheaven

Midheaven in Gemini/Sagittarius/Virgo/Pisces

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A very tasty galaxy

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Steph and Jason's first mission together: Astro Girls

Context: Taking place after Jason befriended Cass, who happened to be sick that night, Stephanie found herself in need of someone to aid her in unraveling the mystery of the missing people linked to a yoga club, a cult, a multi-level marketing scheme, and astro-girls. This mission was a mix of her venting about her frustrations and doing something productive. It also marked their first mission together. Jason did appreciate for Stephanie's unhinged eccentricity and fighting skills.

Red Hood cuffed a crazed cult member while Spoiler spoke to the remaining members, most of whom were bruised and scared, with only a few still devoted to Astro.

Red Hood: I’m just going to say this: you are the worst type of person, and the only reason I’m not shooting you is that I’m working with someone who would rat me out to Batman.

Spoiler (sneaking up next to Red Hood): In a situation like this, you can aim for her thigh or something.

Astro (smugly): You can’t blame me for this. If anything, you should be letting me walk.

Red Hood: Why? Were you under the control of someone else?

Astro (confidently incorrect): It’s not my fault I can sway people easily; it’s the Virgo in me.

Red Hood (confused): It’s the what?

He looked at Spoiler, assuming she understood, but she shook her head with her eyes closed. Astro grinned pridefully while clasping her cuffed hands together.

Astro: Virgo means I’m a natural-born leader. People instantly want to follow me. If they were different birth signs, they wouldn’t have messed up this club.

Spoiler (deadpan): I knew it was odd that one of them kept asking when my birthday was.

Red Hood (angry): Am I missing something? Lady, you were running a cult disguised as a yoga club, which was a front for your multi-level marketing scheme that sold diet smoothies to people and nearly killed a lot of them. The people following you are idiots, yes, but you being a virgin doesn’t excuse anything.

Spoiler (exhausted): Virgo.

Red Hood (aggravated): You don’t know how little I care.

Spoiler: I don’t either, but… I can explain what this totally sane woman is talking about. She started all this to have a following of sycophants who could take the fall for her if she did something like this. Oh, and wait, Astro—because of course that's your name—you made the smoothie powder yourself, but it wasn't your fault that every other batch contained some type of drug or poison. As a Virgo, you could only order your 'members' to make it.

Astro (oblivious): Girl, duh. It's not my fault they messed up the recipe.

Red Hood: Bitch, the original recipe had rat poison mixed in it!

Astro: Okay, you’re yelling at me, and the Virgo in me is very sensitive to sound.

Red Hood (angry sigh): That doesn't even make any sense!

Spoiler (stepping in front of him): I got this, Hood. Man, it is great finally meeting an astrological girl.

Astro (fluttering her eyes happy): Oh my goodness, you know about us?

Spoiler nodded, tight smile.

Spoiler (rolling up her sleeves): Oh yeah, you relying on star signs, rising moons, and tides to determine literally anything is totally fascinating. Especially when you use it to be mean to people or dismiss actions like this.

Astro (valley girl accent): Yes, and we’re usually very accurate. Like I said, it’s not my fault I accidentally made a cult.

Red Hood (loud): You were beating people who tried to escape!

Astro: My rising tide—

Spoiler growled and punched the woman in the nose, knocking her to the ground.

Spoiler (kicking the woman while she was down): Oh, was that my Capri Sun rising on the horizon?! No, it's because I think you suck for what you put these poor men and women through for two years! News fa- lash: your alignment named after some piece of Greek mythology or an animal doesn’t excuse the fact that you’re a bad person!

Red Hood: Um, this feels like it's connected to something.

Spoiler (pausing her kicking): My mom used to be into this crap before finding the Lord, and she made a lot of terrible decisions before 'finding the Lord' thanks to people like this!

Red Hood: Oh wow, her becoming religious is less insane than them?

Spoiler: Pretty much, yeah. I’m shocked too.

Astro (weakly): What month was she born? That could be linked to her poor decision-making—

Spoiler patted her elbow and then slammed into the woman’s body as Red Hood watched, impressed.

Red Hood (amused): Huh… I’m glad we’re working together tonight.

Spoiler (punching the woman): Told you our first team-up would be fun. Give me two more minutes with her, though?

Red Hood: Oh yeah, sure. I’ve dealt with crazy people like this before; go nuts for the two minutes. I’ll take care of the hostages.

Spoiler had the woman in a headlock but nodded as Jason walked over to the people who had been brainwashed or kidnapped to be part of the yoga/MLM cult.

Spoiler: Thanks.

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The Mystical Connection Between Bharani Nakshatra and Dante's Divine Comedy

As a Bharani Moon native with a deep fascination for Dante’s Divine Comedy, I’ve noticed striking parallels between the themes of Bharani Nakshatra and Dante’s literary masterpiece. This intriguing connection compelled me to share my insights with those who come across this post.

In this blog post, I will primarily explore the themes of Bharani Nakshatra, with a brief mention of Mrigashira themes as well. By examining the intersection of Bharani Nakshatra and The Divine Comedy, we uncover profound connections that resonate with universal aspects of the human experience.

The Journey Through Dante’s Divine Comedy

The Divine Comedy narrates Dante’s journey through the three spiritual realms of the afterlife: Inferno (Hell), Purgatorio (Purgatory), and Paradiso (Paradise). Guided by the poet Virgil and later by his beloved Beatrice, Dante’s journey serves as an allegory of the soul’s path toward God. The narrative delves into themes of sin, redemption, divine justice, and the ultimate quest for divine love and enlightenment.

Understanding Bharani Nakshatra

Bharani Nakshatra, the second lunar mansion in Vedic astrology, is ruled by Venus and is symbolized by the yoni, or female reproductive organ. Associated with life, death, and rebirth, this nakshatra embodies the cycle of creation and destruction. Governed by Yama, the god of death and judgment, Bharani is known for its intense energy that fosters profound personal and spiritual transformation. Individuals born under this nakshatra often face significant challenges that lead to deep growth and inner transformation.

Themes of Transformation and Renascence

The emphasis of Bharani Nakshatra on the cycle of life, death, and rebirth aligns closely with the overarching narrative of The Divine Comedy. Bharani, symbolized by the yoni, represents the transformative cycle of creation and destruction, guided by Yama, the god of death and judgment. This nakshatra’s focus is on intense personal and spiritual growth through confronting and overcoming challenges, leading to renewal and rebirth.

Dante’s journey in The Divine Comedy mirrors this progression. He begins in the dark woods of sin, symbolizing spiritual confusion and moral failings. He then traverses Hell, faces purification in Purgatory, and finally reaches the blissful realms of Paradise. This path reflects a similar transformative journey where confronting and overcoming trials leads to spiritual enlightenment and fulfillment.

It’s also interesting to consider how Mrigashira Nakshatra themes relate to Dante’s journey. Individuals associated with Mrigashira are often characterized by their adventurous spirit, their propensity to confront chaos, and their pursuit of knowledge and strength through various trials. This quest for personal growth closely parallels Dante’s epic voyage through Hell, Purgatory and Paradiso. It’s also worth noting that if Dante’s astrological birth data is accurate, he could have possibly had a Mrigashira Sun and Ascendant, which would align well with his exploration of sin, morality, and redemption in his work.

Intensity and Suffering: Parallels with Inferno

The intensity of Bharani Nakshatra is vividly reflected in Dante’s Inferno. Bharani’s energy often leads to profound and transformative experiences, similar to the torments and punishments described in Hell. In Inferno, Dante depicts a meticulously structured Hell where sinners suffer in ways that directly correspond to their earthly sins. Each circle of Hell is designed to reflect the nature and severity of the sinner’s transgressions, with punishments that are both symbolic and retributive.

This concept mirrors Bharani’s association with Yama, the god of death and judgment in Hinduism. Yama oversees the moral and karmic balance of souls, administering punishments that correspond to their past actions. In Hindu tradition, Yama is responsible for the judgment process, ensuring that each soul faces consequences fitting for their deeds. These consequences often involve laborious and severe punishments, serving as a form of karmic retribution.

Judgment and Consequences in Purgatorio

Purgatory, where souls undergo purification before entering Paradise, closely aligns with the themes of judgment and moral responsibility central to Bharani Nakshatra. In Dante’s Purgatorio, souls actively engage in penance for their sins, enduring various forms of suffering meant to cleanse them spiritually and prepare them for divine union. This process demands a deep confrontation with personal faults and a sincere effort toward atonement and growth.

Similarly, Bharani Nakshatra emphasizes understanding and accepting the consequences of one’s actions. It underscores the importance of moral integrity and the transformative nature of confronting one’s karmic debts. 

Venusian Influence: Love and Divine Union in Paradiso

Bharani Nakshatra, influenced by Venus, encompasses themes of love, desire, and sensuality. This Venusian energy finds a powerful reflection in Paradiso, where Dante delves into the nature of divine love and the soul’s ultimate union with God. The culmination of Dante’s journey in Paradise is not merely the end of his quest but the realization of a profound spiritual transformation, where the love he once knew in the earthly realm is elevated and perfected into divine love. 

Both Bharani and Dante’s work highlight love as a central force driving the quest for spiritual enlightenment and connection. Dante’s reunion with Beatrice in Paradiso symbolizes more than a personal fulfillment; it represents the culmination of his journey through trials and purification, once again mirroring the Mrigashira theme of the ardent pursuit of an ideal. Beatrice, as the embodiment of divine love, not only rewards Dante’s spiritual perseverance but also signifies the ultimate realization of his deepest desires and aspirations, reflecting the transformative power of both earthly and divine love.

The intersection of Bharani Nakshatra themes and Dante’s Divine Comedy reveals profound insights into the human experience. Both explore the transformative power of intense experiences, the importance of moral judgment, and the ultimate quest for divine union and enlightenment. This exploration highlights the universality of these themes, transcending cultural and temporal boundaries to offer a deeper understanding of the soul’s journey. 

[daydrinking75]

"i thought that was some pieces shit"

"no that's autism"

[fvckastrology]

advice for the rising signs 🌅

do people still use tumblr?

aries: unclench your jaw sis

taurus: put some jewelry on, you showered today right?

gemini: pick ONE person in your phone and stop leading on the rest my guy

cancer: apologize to them!!!! you know who!

leo: nothing baby you’re perfect (saving myself an argument here)

virgo: drink your probiotics, baby bubblegut ily

libra: stop cheating on your gf/bf/theyf

scorpio: take a yoga class, fucking chill bro

sagittarius: opposite of scorpio, don’t chill, straighten up, get it together messy bitch

capricorn: order a pizza, take a day off, rob a bank, who knows?

aquarius: go to the library and learn to sit with your thoughts….. QUIETLY.

pisces: throw away your vape & block him

disclaimer: i’m not a licensed advice-giver, you are not a sim you have free will & autonomy xo

[smak-annihilation]

why is the daily horoscope advice always like something vague like:

"believe in yourself but don't let your guard down around strangers"

and never something concrete and useful like:

"go to the bus stop at 3:15pm and wait for the man in the grey coat to drop his wallet, he will notice it's gone by 7:25pm so take out as much as you can before that. his pin number is 4378"

[incorrectzodiacquotes]

Pisces: So, tell me why you can’t sleep at night.

Aquarius, shaking: Does Mike Wazowski wink or blink?

[hypnagogics]

will u gworls still read hce if it hypothetically breaks 10k words- (now i ain't there YET but how it's going, i wouldn't put it past it yikes...what can i say i'm a yapper at heart when it comes to excessively using words for the sake of sayin shit)

[secondwheel]

Northern Lights in the bedroom

[theprofessionalpromptmaker]

Person A: Person B and I are having problems typical of an aquarius and scorpio relationship. Person B: What he means is he’s being a cold, callous, and emotionally unavailable bastard! And I hate him! Person A: Exactly, like an aquarius. And I’m smart and logical enough not to tell you what I think you’re being.

[captainjonnitkessler]

I think you'll enjoy this vid

watch?v=Y1kUhqdGACA

Lmao I love this!

(Link)

[gogoani]

Why Raeliana Ended Up at the Duke's Mansion Zodiac Signs

[notastranger]

the signs as slashers - Gemini ♊️ - There's Someone Inside Your House