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@obj0

you gotta see this

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

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1 mug water, microwaved for 5 minutes

Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

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man

“How’s life?”

Me:

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day 1 of the time loop:

something's off about this place, but I can't put my finger on it... these fries sure do make up for it though!

day 1 of the time loop:

something's off about this place, but I can't put my finger on it... these fries sure do make up for it though!

day 1 of the time loop:

something's off about this place, but I can't put my finger on it... these fries sure do make up for it though!

day 1 of the time loop:

something's off about this place, but I can't put my finger on it... these fries sure do make up for it though!

day 1 of the time loop:

something's off about this place, but I can't put my finger on it... these fries sure do make up for it though!

put @i-am-a-snom and an overwhelming sense of dread with curly fries into a time loop and see what happens

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PROOF IN CASE YOU NEED IT

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With cortisol levels spiking to all-time highs, the stressed-out U.S. populace reportedly asked former President Barack Obama on Tuesday if it could bum 340 million cigarettes. “Hey, man, if we could have one, or maybe 340 million, that would be great,” Americans across the country said as they paced tensely around their homes, continuously refreshed their social media feeds, and sat in bars with their arms crossed and eyes glued to TV screens.  Full Story

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“I need a beer” but not in an alcohol as a coping mechanism way and more of just as a metaphor for the societal ideal of drinking to help ease the burden of unsolvable problems that cause undue amounts of stress

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age was a vital part of this race. that is until the democrats presented a candidate 20 years younger, then it went to the back burner

In Two Years, He will be the same age as when they started to scrutinize Biden's age being not competent enough anymore to hold the house. Hold that over his head.

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sending you my best of wishes, stay strong

there is still hope though, Trump is 78 years old, he's gonna pull a Biden any day now and forget he's in office

TRUMP WON WERE SO FUCKED SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT I NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the forest kept getting smaller, but despite this the trees kept voting for the axe because it called it's opposition funny nicknames

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fool me once - shame on you.

fool me twice - shame on me...

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birth

You are the child of Death. Everyone always assumes that you were adopted, but you are in fact Death's biological child, although they are unwilling to tell how exactly this happened.

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Will Papa Emeritus V ever top this?

@ngnt-writes

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One of the greatest Tweets and it hasn't even existed for 24 hours

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THEY JUST SHOT TRUMP AGAIN WITH AN AK 47

MF WAS GOLFING THEN THISSS?????

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THEY JUST MISSED A SECOND TIME

guys we need to start making guns a leftist thing we can’t miss a second time