#bitch its literally not that serious but like IDK HOW TO RELAX THIS IS SERIOUS TO ME

[hypnagogics]

will u gworls still read hce if it hypothetically breaks 10k words- (now i ain't there YET but how it's going, i wouldn't put it past it yikes...what can i say i'm a yapper at heart when it comes to excessively using words for the sake of sayin shit)

[jujutsu-headcanons]

Gojo Satoru general headcanons

Let's get one thing clear: this man is absolutely chaotic. He is always full of energy. His energy levels never reach below 50%. He is loud and proud, always running, and never takes a minute to relax.

Do not give him Monster. Shoko did that once and it took her forever to get him off the ceiling. Also, avoid caffeine. Shoko replaces his normal coffee with decaf and he still hasn't noticed the difference. Keep it that way.

He was the class clown when he was younger. He wasn't exactly a trouble maker, but he may as well be. I cannot word that sentence and I am sorry. Next.

All of his teachers assumed he never listened in class, so they always called in him when they thought he wasn't paying attention. It still shocked them every time he rattled off the correct answer.

Not only did he answer the question correctly, but he could also explain his reasoning behind the answer, and if it was multiple choice, explain why the other answers were wrong. 

This tall man child would march up to the board and absolutely fill it to the brim with work, turn around, drop the chalk-like a mic drop and walk back to his desk with the smuggest look on his face.

That doesn't mean he did the work tho

Idk how schools in japan work but we all know schools in America only care about the amount of work you do and not what you actually know so we'll use that for the sake of the headcanon: he had straight D's bc he never turned in his work

Despite not doing the work snd goofing off, teachers actually really liked him

A lot of people liked him and he was super popular, but he still felt alone

Fake friends, you know how that works, he didn't meet any real friends until he became a shaman

Clean freak. This dude actually makes his bed. He scrubs his bathroom twice a week. His desk can get cluttered but he straightens up once a week. He's not exactly a germaphobe because

He cannot respect your personal space and that's actually canon but let me take it a step further 

He's a slapper. Especially when he laughs. It doesn't hurt, it's playful dw. He hugs you from behind especially when he's cold. He picks you up and carries you around. He will grab your wrist, arm, or hand and lead you around even if you're following him. He lays his legs across you or lays across your lap. Puts his head on your shoulder. Platonic cuddling between friends is mandatory. He's just so hands-on it's ridiculous.

Unless you explicitly tell him you're uncomfortable he won't stop

Don't worry, if you aren't in that type of relationship, your no-no square is safe. Except, if you seem chill, he will slap your ass regardless of friendship status. His ass is also slappable. You can't tell me Geto and Gojo didn't run around slapping each other asses, okay

He was weird and scrawny as a child. He didn't start beefing out until he started training to be a shaman and he's still kinda smaller than most beefy boys

He can pick you up and throw you around easily. He carried around a 170 pound Yuji like a sack of potatoes and can easily carry around three times that weight

It's amazing he's so tiny because you remember 2014 Shane Dawson making all of those wack ass desserts that was just s pile of chaos wrapped in chocolate?

He can eat every last bite of one of those monstrosities without getting a stomach ache, gaining weight, or dying basically

He knows bc Yuji dared him to do it

He has really cold hands and feet

He sounds old. Let me elaborate. He's constantly cracking his joints. They also creak when he moves. He complains about body pains like he's 80 y/o

He also shares wisdom with the kids as if he's actually 80 y/o

It's irrelevant advice that doesn't make sense but is also useful. Megumi can't count the number of times he's asked Gojo for feedback on his technique but had been told to remember to chew 40 times or never go to bed angry

Starts off sentences with "now son" and "when I was your age"

He uses his blindfold as a headband when he wants his hair out of his face. He also uses headbands as... Headbands... When he wants to wear sunglasses but get his hair out of his face

He owns so many pairs of sunglasses but he always wears the same pair

He's only bought a handful of them himself, most of them are gifts

No one knows what to get him for Christmas or his birthday bc he has everything, so they resort to sunglasses

His favorite pair is a pair that Shoko and Geto bought him as a gag. He thought they were dead serious, though, so he wore them around for a month

They were heart-shaped, rose-tinted glasses

Can you believe this man doesn't use any gel or anything to keep his hair spiky with the blindfold on? It just naturally defies gravity when the blindfold is on

Tell this man he's pretty because he already knows. He's narcissistic but not the cringy kind

Photogenic as hell. Takes great pictures from any angle. 

He gives everyone a different story as to why he covers his eyes. Sometimes he says it's because his eyes are too pretty and are a distraction. Sometimes he says it's because the sunglasses/bandages/blindfold look cooler than his eyes. Sometimes he says it's to protect the six eyes from seeing things he doesn't want to see. The world may never know

He's tried covering his whole face before, but he thinks he's too pretty for that. He at least wants one of his many amazing features to be shown at all times.

So about his driver's license;

He knows how to drive. He can be a good driver. When he wants to be. He just doesn't have a driver's license.

Now he TELLS people he just never got around to getting one, however, there's a rumor he lost it due to too many parking tickets

It's amazing the only tickets he's ever gotten have been from that and once he got caught without a seatbelt; he would have gotten out of that one if he hadn't been flirting with the police officer so bad

This doesn't stop Gojo from driving places though

He steals Ijichi's car a LOT and Ijichi DOESN'T KNOW HOW like??? The windows are never broken and it doesn't look hotwired-

Gojo has a key

You're not even supposed to be able to duplicate car keys but Gojo did 

Also; none of the first-year trio knows he doesn't have a driver's license, though that much should be painfully obvious

He whips around corners, speeds up at yellow lights, goes "watch this" and does a donut, it's just a mess

The poor students have to sit in the backseat too. Just imagine Megumi with all three seatbelts around him like that one meme.

He thrives off of Nobara and Yuji screaming from the backseat, and he can see Megumi being smooshed because he thought the middle seat was the safest through the rearview mirror

Which he doesn't even need because of the six eyes

Despite being such a reckless driver, he knows when danger will happen, so he's never once gotten in a wreck

He blasts the radio, which makes up for the driving.

Has a habit of getting in a car and ending up in the McDonalds drive-thru

Steals other people's fries and keeps the fullest one for himself.

He was rebellious as a kid and teenager, but hey, at least his juvie record is sealed 

He's been detained and in the back of a cop car many times, but the reason was never really bad enough for him to be arrested. Mostly he's just being mouthy. And the time he got caught spray painting on the side of a building. And that one time he and Getou hopped the fence to get into the local pool. And that other time-

It got worse after Getou wasn't around to get him out of trouble. Suddenly, breaking the rules wasn't fun anymore and he mellowed out. 

Tried alcohol and cigarettes before he was legal. Decided neither was his thing, however, he did start drinking occasionally when he was legal.

He's a fucking chaotic drunk. Oh my god he's absolutely feral

Most bars in the vicinity know him by name and they sigh whenever he walks in

Shoko is his emergency contact. She hates it

Shoko has to drag drunk Gojo home at least twice a month and is not happy about it

Once she left him in an alley. He made it home okay so she guesses it's fine

Once he got so drunk he spilled beer on his sock. The thought the fastest way to dry them was by sticking them in the microwave. Forgot about it until someone asked, "Who the fuck is cooking socks???"

I feel it important he was in the break room of the local grocery store and no one knows how he got there

As he was escorted out he stole a grocery cart and rode away in it while singing Don't Threaten Me (With A Good Time) by Panic! At The Disco

He has no alcohol tolerance at all what so ever

He will literally just stare at you and giggle

It's funny he's really flirty but also doesn't seal the deal. Literally, every woman in that bar is willing to get in his bed but he declines every offer. No one knows why

Its because he respects women

He helps his students break the rules as long as they're within reason. Once night Yuji was really hungry and after having a temper tantrum he couldn't order Uber eats bc the school is supposed to be secret Gojo helped sneak him out to get food. Who needs curfew anyway.

The shirts in his closet range from like twenty bucks to the iconic rich bitch shirt the kids ruined in that one chapter we all know the one 

He still wears that by the way, he calls it "art" 

When he was younger, Megumi drew a picture of Gojo being eaten by his shadow dogs. Gojo found it and now it's framed in his room.

He keeps up with current trends and memes like no one's business. This is how he bonds with his kids.

Don't call him old, but also, he'll tell you to respect your elders it's a mess

He has a lot of games on his phone. You can usually find him holding his phone sideways playing some RPG game he probably spent too much money on 

He did hop on the Pokemon Go hype train but after becoming overpowered he got bored

This happens to a lot of games. He pays way too much money, gets to be the strongest in the server, and gets bored

He likes games where you can kill other people's troops and likes to watch as they lose all their power

I canon him as being borderline sadistic

This is why he's Sakata Gintoki reincarnated

White hair, sweet tooth, black leather clothes, dad vibes, never takes anything seriously bc when he does he's scary as fuck, the works.

He is Sakata Gintoki

He liked Gintama growing up. He watched a lot of iconic shows as they aired. He considers himself an og

He's hella bilingual

Because he's the strongest he goes overseas for missions a lot. Because of this he speaks a lot of languages and knows a lot about international cuisine 

He takes pictures of himself eating disgusting foods like snails. He never likes them but he loves the idea of Nobara gagging back in japan

Has paperwork sitting untouched on his desk from three months ago that he will not touch for at least another three months

Does the crossword puzzles in the newspaper every week

Uses humor as a coping mechanism and it honestly just became a personality

Constantly popping his joints. I'm sorry if you find this gross I too find it gross.

Probably brought home every stray animal he ever met ever until he was at least like 22 y/o

Tags: @wasabito @kittaliapenn

[svnaslove]

beach trip with fukurodani

𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭 ; [requested;anon] hcs of beach trip with Fukurodani where reader has a crush on Bokuto

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 ; my bad writing

this turned into more of a story than a hcs, sorry😭(but i promise this is worthwhile this is so cute skjsjsj)

ok ok ok when you heard there was going to be a beach trip with the boys fukurodani volleyball team and you were invited you were ecstatic !!

but then...

you remembered that your CRUSH, BOKUTO was gonna be there

jesus christ

now this was going to be an anxiety induced trip

bokuto with his sunshine of a smile and beautiful personality and muscles and the fact he’s gonna be in swimming trousers....

YOU NEED TO STOP THINKING ABOUT THAT

but then you think about how YOU’RE going to be in a bikini

um 😳

you’d have to be either nuts or v confident to reveal yourself in a bikini and not be a tiny bit nervous because you are surrounded by a bunch of 17-18 year old guys

at least the managers were going to be there and they were all girls so you were a little bit more relaxed (unless you’re into girls too sjkjks)

so comes the day for the beach trip

you went to fukurodani yourself, a second year and you were invited by yukie, one of the managers

she was one of your best friends and she’s trying to get you closer to bokuto *eyebrows* *eyebrows*

you took 2 third year classes that you shared w him and that’s how you ended up knowing him and started to have feelings for him

the whole team plus the managers went together on the bus they used to ride to games, so you know what that means

ya in the bus too love <3

anxiously, you made your way to the back of the bus with yukie dragged behind you, taking a seat on the same side as the door of the bus at a window seat

“im so nervous” 

yukie just looked at you and said “he likes you too dummy”

your brain: SKJSJKJKFLSKFJSDKJ HUH

she’s just smiling slyly and takes a huge bite out of her food she had packed

“watch, bokuto’s coming to the bus now. guess what’s gonna happen. i’ll do it for you. he’s gonna look like he’s freaking out and blabber to poor akaashi next to him about how nervous he is that you’re actually in the beach trip with us, and then when he gets on the bus you two are gonna lock eyes or something because you’re so dumb for each other and then he’ll do that hey hey hey thing and come sit near us and start talking to you.” she declared inbetween bites

you scoffed, “yeah, as  if.”

“he’s very easy to read, you’ll see” she says

you rolled your eyes at her, there was no way she could be right about this

but-

wtf 🧍‍♀️

you looked out the window and saw bokuto and akaashi walking over to the bus, bokuto rambling nervously to akaashi, akaashi had a sympathetic look and bokuto couldn’t stop fiddling with his fingers. must be a habit he picked up from akaashi.

you looked to yukie and she wore a smug look.

the two boys walked in, bokuto in front

you looked at him to see that he had been looking at you, you two locked eyes and you heard yukie laugh 

a soft pink taint made it’s way to bokuto’s cheeks and your own

“hEY HEY HEY WHO’S READY FOR THE BEACH” bokuto laughed trying to snap out of the trance of locking eyes with you and came and sat DEAD RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU

im-

i-

“wtf yukie is this staged or something”

“im the mama manager, never doubt the mama manager” she winked

well now we have a future teller.

you looked over to yukie and whispered, ”if you’re the ‘mama’ manager i wouldn’t suppose you know why he does that hey hey hey thing do you?”

she smiled, “it’s how he gains confidence when he’s nervous” she winked again, taking another bite of her granola bar

the bus’s engine starts and you’re now all on your way to the beach

bokuto turned around in his seat with the biggest smile, “hey y/n-chan- is it okay if i call you y/n-chan? i was wondering what your number was so we could add it to the groupchat in case you get lost at the beach :)”

SLY ASS BITCH

you gave him your number and told him it was okay to call you y/n-chan

hOW-

maybe ya girl yukie was right, he did have a thing for you too, you will never doubt mama yukie again 😔

you all are nearly at the beach, you can already see the ocean, the coach is just trying to find a spot to park in when bokuto turns around in his seat again, “HEY HEY HEY, Y/N-CHAN DO YOU WANT TO GO TO THE OCEAN WITH ME WHEN WE ALL GET CHANGED?”

poor bby you

rED AS A TOMATO

“i- uhm, yes thank you bokuto-kun” you smile

at this point you just want to sTRANGLE YUKIE BECAUSE SHE HAS SUCH A SHIT EATING SMIRK

ITS DRIVING YOU CRAZY

“oooo~ go to the ocean with yo manz y/n” she whispered, poking your side

screaming internally because yukie is teasing you nonstop and bokuto jUST ASKED YOU TO HANG OUT W HIM SKJFS

you guys find a spot to park and start unloading and walking towards the beach

ah  it felt so nice, the sound of the waves, the sand under your feet and the warm sun

everyone for the most part had changed, you had to hold yourself back when you saw bokuto, wHY WAS HE SO MUSCULAR

bite bokuto’s muscles 2021

you dazed out staring a little too long at bokuto and his v-line

yukie had to push you into the changing room to get you to “stop being weird” as she put it 😭😭

you were just admiring the view 😭

when you walked out, everyone was still around talking to each other but you noticed eyes stealing glances of you here and there

and then you noticed bokuto from a bit far back, was he-

was he-

checking you out?

you literally short-circuited

rip y/n 2020

his cheeks were flushed, akaashi next to him, seemed like he was trying to hold back a laugh

close ur mouth bokuto

ur already dead idk how ur blushing too

you walk up to him and he’s like “you look really good y/n” all dazed out

cue akaashi hitting him in the back of the head and walking away for bokuto to stop being h word

he nervously laughs, “let’s go?”

he rented two boogie board while you were changing and surprised you w it awee

so you two go into the water, deeper, and deeper in and there’s like no one around and it just feels natural??

like you’re both not that nervous as much as before and it’s just fun

you got smacked on the face by a wave and he started laughing only to get hit in the face by an even bigger wave

you had to pull him up from underwater lksdjfdklsfj

and now bokuto’s hair is... down?

excuse me sir this is not allowed

stop playing with y/n’s heart, y/n can’t take it they’re gonna die again

u just zone out looking at how pretty he looks with his hair down and he’s all laughing because he had to be saved and then he relaxes, still smiling and looking at you

is this gonna happen?

i think it’s gonna happen

he gets a little serious now

you’ve never seen him calm down to this point

“y/n... i.. i like you, like, alot” he let out a small laugh to relieve the tension

you can’t think of words to use to reciprocate your feelings to him so you just do it

you throw the boogie board from under you to the side and just hold his face and kiss him

bokuto was surprised, he tensed for a quarter of a second before relaxing and enjoying your kiss

his arms held your legs up around his waist underwater so you didn’t have to kick up while kissing him

he tasted of salt water from the previous fall

mid kiss he started smiling in the kiss

“i’ve been waiting for this for a long time you know.”

you can’t help but to smile, “me too”

and you both just start softly laughing with each other

he bring you out of the water and you’re both holding hands, “let me treat you to some ice cream” he said

the whole team notices you two coming out of the water and holding hands and they’re all like

$#(#$*()??WHAT???#$#)$*#(SLKDJFDSKL

akaashi is slightly surprised that bokuto managed to do that so fast but happy for him

the rest of the team was just “BOKUTO???DID??IT???”

they knew from the beginning that he liked you since he’s always talking about how pretty you looked in class to akaashi and how you make him so nervous and how he wishes he had the courage to talk to you and they all know how they set up yukie, conveniently enough being your best friend to invite you to the beach trip so that bokuto could make some kind of move

BUT DAMN BOKUTO

THAT WAS FAST

you two are just giggling the rest of the day with each other holding hands and hanging out together

IT’S SO CUTE SJDFLKDSJ

when it got to sundown it started getting colder, you didn’t expect for it to get cooler so you didn’t bring a jacket

bokuto had a baggy jacket on and he just told you to come cuddle up on his chest and he closed the jacket with the two of you inside

yukie was about to cry because he was so DAMN SWEET

she took pictures for you because what’s a best friend for

the sun’s setting and the sky is gorgeous, a mix of pinks and oranges with wispy clouds and the ocean right in front of you

bokuto’s sitting behind you and you’re sitting in front of him and his legs are wrapped around you and you’re inside his jacket w him and he just leans in and plants a soft kiss on your cheek, “will you be my s/o?” he asks softly, nearly a whisper

when you say yes his heart springs and he hugs you tight

when you two get back on the bus to go home you two sit together, you both end up falling asleep together, falling on each other and you had his jacket on since he got hot but you were still cold 

yukie definetly took a picture of that too

[katsumox]

bakusquad skating hcs

cw: cussing, bakugou being a bitch, cuteass couple shit?? idk

notes from candy girl: uhhh excuse my subpar writing, i dont do this v often, and you don't know how to skateboard in these.

also..... skaterboy brainrot fhrjisfnvksjn

BAKUGOU KATSUKI:

kirishima, denki and sero are the reason behind this menace on wheels

didn't really care for it until the boys got him into it but now he's such a skate elitist like shut uppppp

has certain fits for skating,,, stuff that makes him look good but can get scuffed up a bit

(hella techwear and darkwear. that is all)

one of those boys who are like, super into skating but only because he wants to be good at it

gets unreasonably pissy when anyone gets too close to him while skating

DEFINITELY quietly critiques everyone in the park while waiting to enter the bowl and shit

will talk hella shit about how great he is and how bad anyone else is

BOWL HOG BOWL HOG BOWL HOG URGGGGGHHHH

will legitimately attempt to fight you if you enter the bowl while he's doing a session

he's a good teacher if you wanna learn to do cool stuff fast, but he's kinda mean about your initial skill when you first start

will CACKLE at you if you eat shit while trying to skate

doesn't really night skate due to his grandpa-ass sleep schedule

is 100% the only guy here who takes his safety a teensy bit serious, but only wears kneepads and occasionally wrist guards

(under his clothes tho)

he'll make you wear all of it though, OVER your clothes, talking bout sum "You're not gonna fuck up your bones on a shitty skateboard with these on, got it, princess? Now relax, damn."

if you ask he'll just say its because you "Have weakass bones and need to save your strength for hero training, dumbass." not that he cares, though.

he doesn't

*wink wink*

KAMINARI DENKI:

does not give TWO SHITS about his safety while skating

(literally does not give a damn and has the gnarliest falls and scars because of it)

i don't even think he owns any pads or guards lmao

when he's not skating by himself or with the bakusquad, 9 times out of 10 he's skating with shinso

thinks he's a Cool Skater Boy**TM but kinda looks like he doesn't know what he's doing because he constantly does stupid shit

like he carries around monster energy and wears VERY specific fits just to skate, but fucks 'em up bc he does dumbass shit for laughs

pestered bakugou into getting a board along with kiri and sero

tailgates bakugou just to piss him off, but generally likes riding alone with music blasting in his ears at night time

has a playlist for it and everything

(has lost multiple pairs of airpods like this)

LOVES night skating in general and is always the one to suggest it to the rest of the squad because he likes the nighttime ~vibes~

(will take you night skating and share airpods with u<3)

has hella boards.

pennyboards, longboards, cruisers, etc.

would totally give you one to keep, sweet baby :')

SUCH A NICE TEACHER OMG

won't let you do anything too dangerous,,, he hates when you get hurt

if you do get hurt, he doesn,t have bandaids, but he'll kiss it better!!

kind of bad at explaining things so he tries to do it with you ON the board, and holds you while doing it :))))

"So, you uhm... you kinda just woosh, and then you do uhhh.."

"Denki, honey, why dontcha just show me?"

"Or.. what if we do it TOGETHER!! That'd be fun, wouldn't it, babes?!?"

this eventually leads to impromtu cuddling on the park bench<33333

KIRISHIMA EIJIROU:

this boy also does not wear protective gear

however... Red here has a valid reason,, i mean he can harden before anything really nasty happens

would 110% carry cute bandaids for ya if you ever fall

(key word is" if" because kiri takes your safety so damn serious it's probably not gonna happen)

typically throws on whatever he has to go skate but the main aesthetic is athlete meets streetwear

is the most likely to take you skating with his friends (he wants you all to get along aweeee)

secretly wants to go on a skate date really in the morning so the two of you can skate around, watch sunrise and then go for breakfast<3

gets SO annoyed when people take too long in the bowl

like hurry up bitch we've been waiting (but he won't say that cuz he's nice)

doesn't really know complex tricks like bakugou but is the best teacher in terms of getting balance and stuff

only has two or three boards because he used to accidentally break 'em a lot but would still give you one

he's so nice about how to skate,,,, like he corrects you so kindly and he'll fix your posture and stuff for you and ughhhhh<3333

will compliment you SO MUCH when you do something right!!

"Eiji,, im doin' it!"

"Aww you're doing great, babe!! Keep going and w-OAH SHIT"

ya'll took a break after that, because you ended up scraping up your knees and hands

its okay though because kiri had bandaids and kisses to make it better :)

SERO HANTA:

records denki + kirishima's stunt escapades for fun (sends a BUNCH of snaps of them doing dumb shit while they're out)

wears all protective gear besides helmets and elbow pads, but says he would wear the pads if he could

(he's lying, he's just trying to get you to be safe)

will hold your hand and walk next to you when you first try to skate :)

likes to hold your hand in general, so onse you get good at skating and don't need him to hold you anymore, he'll do it anyway

takes you skating with the squad and their s/o's

brags about how well you're doing to the other boys (until you fall, that is)

unlike denki, he pulls off the whole laidback Cool Skater Boy**TM thing really well

prolly because he's not really trying

he skates the least out of the group, mainly because he's always out doing stuff with you<333

also carries bandaids like kirishima but they're boring

makes every outing with you a date, and skating is no exception. actually, skating has become one of your favorite couple activities

always makes a point to take you out afterwards, whether that be for boba or for ramen or something.

"Well, we're done here, so what do ya wanna eat, chiquita?"

"Hmmm... what about onigiri?"

"We had that last time, but anything for you, mi reinita."

~fin~

wanna be on the taglist??

send in an ask, babe<3

[fullsunalicia]

127 reaction to their s/o getting a tattoo that's inspired by them pls?🥺💙 (like... nothing on the nose, something that's subtle but you Know it's about them if that makes sense hhhhh)

ahhh i’d love to do that!!! thank you very much for your request, bubs, i hope you like it! 💛

Moon Taeil

SHOCKED

feels very, very honored!! spends like five minutes staring at it before he snaps out of his gaze and sputters out some love confessions lmao he’s so cute

he cant stop thinking of how painful that tattoo must have been i....... taeil sweetie its okay

Seo Johnny

cocky bastard, literally just don’t tell him it’s for your own good. if u tell him u have to spend like ten years getting him off his high horse LMAO

i’m not kidding he WILL drag you everywhere and show u off like someone would artwork???? like its very flattering but JOHN????

“y’all see that??? my gf got something tattoed bc of me!!!!!!!!!!!!! a permanent tattoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Lee Taeyong

do y’all remember that one czennie who asked him to draw sth and they’ll get it tattooed and he drew a heart.... sob..... pls give me a minute to collect my uwus .

honestly didnt think you’d go through with it, but explodes in pride and love when he sees it!!! keeps tracing it with his fingertips and asks how long it took, how much it had hurt, etc.

keeps kissing it SOB....

Nakamoto Yuta

would feel VERY flattered. floored actually!! bc a commitment is already pretty serious and yuta’s only counting the days until he can marry you, but a tattoo? wow

would love to know how you got the idea, and the inspiration!! he doesnt do it to embarrass you, he’s just very curious and very very in love!

i feel like yuta would be the type to take a picture of it and use it as a lockscreen? idk why, i just really like the thought!

Kim Doyoung

WAIT WHEN DID YOU GET TATTOED DID YOU THINK ABOUT IT DO YOU REALLY WANT HIM TO BE APART OF YOUR SKIN FOREVER???

honestly needs to be calmed down at first LMAO even tho the tattoo only alludes to him,,,,,, it’s the responsible momma in him pls forgive his dumbass

cant stop staring at it tho........... he’s only a lil bit in love with it............

Jung Jaehyun

another cocky bastard who needs to shut his loud mouth before you laser the tattoo off just to spite his ass LMAO

i am so goddamn sure and convinced that jaehyun would get a matching one. like not one that would directly imprint you into his skin forever, but maybe like an insider or a shared memory??

honestly he loves tattoos and he loves u so this is a win-win

Kim Jungwoo

:o tattoo................... tattoo for him? oh................ soft................

gets all doe-eyed and prepares an entire speech to thank you for loving him so much, you have to physically stop him from proposing right then and there. LMAO obviously, he adores it!

develops a habit where he traces your tattoo when he’s nervous and you’re nearby! it’s relaxing to both of you, and very cute! 🥺

Dong Sicheng

what do you mean you got this tattoo for him what the fuck take responsibility for the tears in his eyes right this instant

gets a little teary-eyed. it’s a big honor and it’s such a beautiful tattoo, and he asks a lot of questions about the parlor and the design. doesnt take his eyes off it, only to thank you and tell you that he loves you!!

pls hold him he’s so soft..... mans just ascended

Mark Lee

to say that mark lee would be shocked is a big understatement LMAO, his mouth literally falls open and he grabs ur arm rather roughly. that hurts buddy but pop off i guess

starts blubbering thank-you’s and oh-my-god’s and dude-woah’s and please just kiss this dumh bitch to shut him up he’s not going to stop soon,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

is so ? in awe at the artistry? what???? WAIT HE’S TATTOED ON YOUR SKIN

Lee Donghyuck

while hyuck IS a cocky bastard,,,,, i can see him getting a lil teary-eyed too. to the core, this man is just full of love and wanting to be loved in full. that tattoo is the biggest proof of love you could ever have given him.

silently just looks at it real closely and smiles to himself when he recognizes the reference/idea behind the design. you have to wipe his tears for him, but you get a kiss for it!!!

honestly this boy is so in love with u, thank u for making him so happy like this

[shunsuiken]

fluffy scenarios of kita, akaashi, and iwaizumi staying up with their fem s/o because she's studying for a big exam please & thank you

im serious when i tell u i couldnt stop smiling when i wrote this, thanks for requesting anon <3

kita, akaashi and iwaizumi staying up with their fem s/o because she’s studying for an exam.

—kita shinsuke.

kita is 100% the type of person who has a consistent sleeping schedule

like bitch will sleep at 10pm and wake up at 5am bright and early and fucking gorgeous

you’ll never catch this guy slippin’ (the inarizaki vbc will upvote this statement)

the latest he’ll stay up is midnight which means that hes going to take more of the afternoon and evening to study

you’ll be studying with him in his room and kita will make sure the surroundings are peaceful enough for you to study effectively

he never hesitates to help you with some topics you don’t understand for the classes you both take

sometimes gives you studying tips that are really helpful

you check the time just to see how far you’ve come- its almost 10pm

youre worried about kita because bby has to sleep and you don’t want him to stay up for you !!

“kita?? kita where’d you go?” you’ll call out, thinking he’s already getting ready to head to bed

but you find him in the kitchen and you smell... noodles??? you watch him pour them into two separate bowls huh?

“i know you’ll be staying up late so have some noodles to regain energy.” he’ll carefully glide the bowl over to your side of the table, his black-dyed hair tips were still damp from taking a shower earlier

oof sis were u that focused on ur work that you didn’t realise he went down to cook you sth??

you have your notes in your hands, walking over to the table and sitting down “you’re not heading to bed yet? you don’t have to wait for me yknow.”

he turns the stove off, bringing his bowl of noodles to the table. “don’t you still have a few topics to cover? let’s continue.”

your face goes :O but your heart goes 💓💓💓

unbeknownst to himself, he’ll casually play with your feet under the table while he asks you questions to answer omg :( hes so cute tf

youre basically having a midnight study date with him

he’ll also compliment you when he feels like you’re running out of energy because he knows it gives you energy boosts :”)))

—akaashi keiji.

i firmly believe that this bby is a master at all nighters and does them when necessary

so when 9pm or 10pm hits, you both are in the kitchen making coffee because you know you still have much more to study

you love watching keiji make coffee like sometimes you stop stirring your own just to watch him and when he notices hes like “😳😳 what”

and you just shrug “you’re cute”

i guess keiji’s not used to your random compliment bursts so he just //blushes//

and then u give him a kith because his cute face deserves it

youre also wearing his sweater because he has an abundance of them in his closet and you totally raid it every few days

you guys head back to his room and begin studying again

the night is tranquil and the house is silent, it truly feels so serene when you put aside the thought of your final exams

then you remind yourself of the reality and it feels like shit all over again

akaashi obviously senses your distress so he put a hand on your outstretched leg. the warmth plays with your cool skin, relaxing your nerves a tad bit

it was the little things he did that made u feel better and maybe if you squint a little harder, you’ll know he’s telling you “i love you”

akaashi’s gonna be finished with his coffee within five minutes LMAO hes a fast sipper

youre wondering how hes able to pull this off every few months but i guess everyone has their own secret super power no?

at some point you find yourself dozing off at 1.30

“you ready for tomorrow?” “absolutely not” pfft. akaashi’s gonna think. he’ll drag your ass to his bed so you can sleep properly and avoid straining a muscle

“get rest, love, you should at least be awake for the exam.” is the last thing hear before you fall asleep on his comfy sheets

—iwaizumi hajime.

lots of chaos in the beginning and thats because you two made a stupid joke about godzilla and now you can’t stop laughing like a dumbass  every time you look at iwa

“y/n look at me-” “PFFFTTT” its literally the middle of the night and youve probably awoken the dead 🤷🏻‍♀️ no biggie tho

lowkey makes it easier for you to study because you’re awake awake yknow?

iwa defs likes to take care of you. he’ll pass you a drink to sip on whenever it looks like youre about to lose concentration and asks you from time to time if you feel like youve studied enough

WILL GIVE YOU A MASSAGE but you tell him no because that’ll only make you sleepier

asks you questions about your exam material. he sometimes gets confused by the question because he doesn’t take that class

he actually finds it cute when you have to shut your eyes to think of the answer and when you open them, hes staring at you fondly

its like “😳 is there something on my face you porcupine”

DID I JUST CALL IWA A PORCUPINE

this will lead you two into tickle fights and iwa convinced (not really) you that you should have regular tickle fights because ENERGY and BRAIN AWAKE 👍🏼

“call me a porcupine one mo-” ok this is cute because he tickles a spot that is super ticklish for you and you look- omg- you look so adorable all smiley

back to the studying part haha oh no youre starting to get sleepy

but you don’t wanna sleep yet!! you barely covered enough but iwa’s been watching u study and hes pretty sure you’ve covered the entire book since you started earlier this morning

idk i just feel like it would be nice if you laid flat on his lap and he just asks you questions and you try to answer them

his touch is just very nice and makes you feel safe yknow :)

you end up dozing off most of the time but you do try your very best to stay awake pls stop ur making iwa combust

after fifteen minutes of questions, you’ll surrender, exhausted

“tired?” you’ll hum in agreement and he’ll flip you over just to carry you into bed, tucking you in

[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #291

“clothes trailing from the backdoor, to the bedroom, and i don’t even know your name.”

What was the last health scare you had? So I got blood tests done recently to check multiple things, and I got pretty nervous when my doctor stood beside me going through the numbers and what they meant. I was afraid she was going to tell me I had diabetes (runs in the fam, and my diet hadn't been great) or something, but I was fine. What is your favorite food to cook? Something in the microwave lmao. Do you listen to bluegrass music? Ew. What was the last novel you read about? Well it' s part of a series so it'd be hard to explain briefly... but dragons. That'll do ig, lol. If there is a tree right outside your window, what kind is it? There's a small one. Idk what it is. What is your favorite filling for a piece of chocolate? Caramel. What is your favorite thing to draw? If you take a look at my work history... I apparently love drawing meerkats screaming for one reason or another lmao. Do you like abstract art? Not very much. There are of course exceptions to this, but it's definitely not my favorite and sometimes doesn't even feel like "art" to me. Would you ever want to be a painter? No. My Painting course in school taught me it's too damn stressful, the idea of messing up. Even though it's technically fixable. There's just a lot about painting I don't like. I'd much rather draw and color traditionally. What is your passion? Some of my biggest consists of gay rights (or really just equal rights as a whole), meerkats, pacifism, photography, just art in general, stuff like that. I feel things very deeply, so there's really a lot. What fascinates you? NATURE!!!!!!! SO MUCH ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Do you have art on your walls? In my room, I have three of my meerkat projects on the wall with my meerkat collection, and my Pyramid Head/Halo of the Sun overlap drawing is with my Silent Hill stuff. What kind of collection would you like to start? I have a decent amount of stuff, but I really would love to pump up my SH collection. It has SO much merch that I would die for, stuff is just mad expensive. If I was to start a new collection, bitch I need Markiplier stuff so bad, I'm too awkward to ask for that shit for holidays 'n stuff. ;;_;; Do you enjoy the sound of birds chirping? I sure do. If you had the money, would you travel the world? I feel like I'd go to less locations than most people you could ask this question, but I'd definitely go places, yeah. If you could travel the world, which country would you want to go to first? South Africa. Make my meerkat dreams come true. :') Do you get drunk? I haven't before, and I don't actually aim to when I drink (which is very rare) and I'm apparently no lightweight, so I doubt I ever will. Don't feel like I'm missing out, honestly. Do you get high? Nah. Have you ever used a prescription medication to get high? No. Does sunlight make you happier? Guys. This is science. I used to hate the sun so much, but it's good for you. Open your windows on a clear day; your body will thank you. It takes getting used to, but please, don't coop yourself up in the dark. Do you live a boring life? My life is excruciatingly boring. Like not to sound depressing, but half the time I wish I wasn't even alive because I'm so bored lmao. Have you ever gotten soap in your mouth for cursing? Do you think that’s right to do to kids who curse? No, but it's been threatened upon me. I don't support it, no, but then again I don't believe in traditional "profanity." My hypothetical four-year-old could say "that fucking hurt" in our own household, and just a simple word indicating (s)he was really in pain wouldn't faze me for a blink. I do believe out of respect though, that you should educate your children when "profanity" isn't allowed, like in school and such. You don't shove potentially toxic shit into your kid's mouth to teach them something. What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start watching horror movies with lots of gore? This definitely depends on the child. Are they spooked easily? How mature are they? Do they understand what's not to be replicated? It would vary with the film, too. Do you have any wind chimes outside your house? How many? No, but I'd love to. Wind chimes are great. Do you have a flat stomach? Would you ever wear a belly shirt to show it off? I hate my stomach more than I do any other part of my body, so guess. Would you ever get a sleeve or a half sleeve on your arm (we’re talking about tattoos)? omfg hell YES Do you think your biological parents love each other? They're long-divorced and Dad's been remarried for a long time while Mom only has negative shit to say about him, so like... What's one movie you’re dying to see but haven’t had the chance to see yet? *Dying* to, I don't know if one exists. Birds of Prey probably tops my want-to-see list, though. Harley moving past Joker? Girl you fuckin go ilu. What’s the biggest promise someone’s ever made to you? Did they keep it? To never leave me because of my illnesses. Nope, he sure didn't. Does thunder & storms scare you? Nah, not usually. It's funny, I was TERRIFIED of them as a kid, especially if I wasn't with my mom, but now I find them beautiful and sometimes even relaxing. Now, wind, I fucking hate wind. I associate bad winds with tornadoes, so fuck outta here w/ that. Google, Bing, or Yahoo? Google. Do you sing in front of people? NO. Who are you the most uncomfortable around? Groups of older men. Are your parents overprotective? No. A recent creation that you’re proud of? I took family pictures for a repeat client recently, and I'm really happy with how some came out. Who’s your favorite comedian? Living, I'm unsure. It was John Pinette. What makes you squeamish? Vomit and fecal matter top the list. Do you have any online friends that you wanna keep, but not meet? Maybe a couple that I don't know too well? Should cloning ever be allowed to happen? No. I see a lot of potential problems with that should it become a serious thing. Who would you live with if you got kicked out tomorrow? Probably my dad. What’s a pet your parents never let you have when you were a kid? A snake. I was eventually allowed though obviously, and now Mom loves Venus, though she won't hold her. Who do you wish you could change, if anyone? It's not my job to change anyone else. You have to want to change. Has your house ever been broken into? No, but my childhood home almost was by a gang. My older sister and her best friend were home alone at the time. Thank fuck they didn't get in, but they left a gang flag on our porch. Would you consider yourself a good flirt? I have no idea. What color do you wear most often? You mean to tell me black isn't the only primary color in people's wardrobes? Do you like your hair? Disregarding the fact it gets oily way too fast, yes. Have you ever driven while under the influence? No, I would absolutely never. Did you enjoy your last kiss? Yeah. Would you ever take boudoir photos for a significant other? (or have you?) Considering I literally love boudoir, I would if I didn't hate the fuck outta my body and would be too embarrassed to ever do it. What is your biggest guilty pleasure? Maybe makeup guru channels lmaooo. What is a movie that you thought you would hate but actually ending up enjoying? I'm unsure. I don't really go into watching a movie I think I'll hate, especially when I watch so few movies to begin with. Do you like where you live? I'm not a fan of the suburbs, but it's a better place than where we were. Are you a jealous person? I'm learning that apparently I might be, at least sometimes. Is there anyone you want to fix things with? There are a few. Last time you walked further than a block? I couldn't tell you. I walk a few feet (that's not an exaggeration) and am in pain because of the muscle atrophy in my legs. Is it easy for you to accept loss? NO. NUH-UH. NOPE. Do you get dessert normally while out to eat? No. Who was your first kiss? Jason, my first "real" boyfriend. Have you ever found a stray dog & found its owners? Not that I recall. Would you ever tell your mom about the things you’ve done sexually? Not everything, no. When was the last time you told someone you love them? Last night. Who was the last person you talked to last night in person before bed? Ma. When was the last time that you were genuinely happy? Good damn question. Have you ever dyed your hair? Plenty of times. Have you ever fallen asleep with the last person you kissed? Yeah. When was the last time you changed in front of someone? I don't know; when you hate your body enough, you'll do a lot to avoid that. Last person you kissed, have you cried in front of them? Yes. Ever dated someone who was gorgeous but they had a conceited personality? No. A conceited asshole is the last kind of person I'm dating. Would you prefer a kiss on the cheek or neck? Well I mean what's the vibe lmao Do you like to cuddle? Yeah, if we're a close couple and it's not too hot. Have you ever suspected anyone of cheating on you? Nah. Could you ever be friends with the person who hurt you most in life? I wish we could, but even if he was willing, I don't think "friendship" is possible between us. What is something “cheesy” that you own? Ha, I have this feminine-looking "she believed she could so she did" wall decor thing... I can't remember if I bought it or if it was gifted. What is something that gets your creative juices flowing? MUSIC!!! What drink are you most likely to order at a bar? Some kind of margarita. What is the most interesting class that you took in high school or college? Mythology, I guess? When was the last time that you’ve ever played Spin the Bottle? I never have to begin with. If you were an adult film star or a stripper, what would your stage name be? I can't even try to entertain this question. Even if I WANTED to be one, I would never be hired. I couldn't seriously think of a name. Have you ever wanted to be a cheerleader? No, not even when I was one as a kid lmao. Have you ever been dumped? What was the reason for it? Yeah. The first one, he couldn't handle my depression anymore. With my last partner, we kinda had a mutual agreement that to save us from potential later heartbreak, we needed to work more on ourselves right now. What was the last R-rated movie you watched? Hm. Idk. Have you ever asked someone out? Yes. Have you ever had lice? No. What is the most childish thing that you still do? I mean, with RP, you could argue that I still "play pretend." Have you ever watched a movie you knew you shouldn’t? As a kid, I'm pretty sure I was not supposed to see whatever Scary Movie film it was when I did, aha. Have you ever wanted to try LARP (Live Action Role-Play)? Nah. I'm awkward enough explaining I just write it. If you could go back in time and erase one thing you said or did, what would it be? The "thanks for sending me to the hospital" message to Jason. Has your boyfriend or girlfriend ever embarrassed you? Jason did before, if we're counting past partners. Have you ever thought about cheating on your partner? I never thought of that in any relationship, no. Have you ever been caught checking someone out? Not to my recollection. Not that I even do that much. Have you ever cried because you missed your parents so much? Oh, absofuckinglutely as a little kid. I had BAD separation anxiety from my mom. Have you ever posted something on social media that you regret? OH BOY HAVE I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have you ever ding dong ditched someone? No. Which is worst: Snakes, scorpions, or spiders? I adore snakes. Some spiders scare me, especially if they catch me by surprise. Scorpions aren't native here, so I've actually never come across one, so I'd probably be more curious than frightened. Is there an attic and/or a basement in your house? An attic, yeah. Have you ever been bitten by a tick? Has anyone not? Well, I suppose this depends on your environment. Playing outside in the country as a kid a lot, and especially walking through tall grass to reach fishing spots with Dad, I've had lots. I'm terrified of parasites so those were never fun times. What color is your mom’s car? White. Have you ever had a bird or a squirrel in your house? No. How high off the ground is your bed? The average, ig. What is the cutest breed of dog? That's such a hard question, but I think I tend to lean towards pugs, though I don't support breeding them or any other type that is a medical catastrophe. What is something other people say you’re good at but you think you’re not? Holding a conversation. I call BS. What does your bedside lamp look like? It's a creamy color with a floral design. It was already here at the house when we moved in. Do you like your neighbors? I don't know them. Does your room need to be cleaned? I need to finish decorating it... and dust the dresser. What was the last bug you saw? Ugh, a fucking ant. This house has had an ant problem before, and now they're showing up in my room here and there. Do you place any value in gender roles? Literally zero. Are your platonic relationships just as valuable as romantic or family ones? Well, I suppose it would depend on the person. How strong is that platonic relationship? Are you in love? Do you want to be? I don't think *in* love anymore, no; I reasoned myself out of that. I think most people WANT to be in the name of companionship, and being a pretty hopeless romantic, your wild guess would probably be right. Would you be happy with a life without romance? I'd live. Are you religious? Do you think your religion is ‘correct’? No. If you aren’t religious, do you wish you were? Why? Nope. Religion only ever brought me confusion, pain, and frustration. Are your choices fated or of your own free will? I am very much a believer in free will and that you sculpt your own fate. Was your childhood happy? For the most part. What are you missing from your life? Excitement. Would you fight for your country? Do you feel a sense of loyalty to your nation? No. And if my country did something fucked up, I wouldn't stand with the masses just because I live here. What’s the latest YouTube channel you’ve discovered and binge-watched? Snake Discovery, like, hardcore. Does it snow where you live? Every now and then, but it's super rare for the snow to stick, and it's maybe even rarer that we get a good or fun amount. Do you think your hair looks better long or short? UGGGGHHHHHH I AM SO MUCH HAPPIER W/ SHORT HAIR. Do you enjoy editing photos on your phone? Not really on my phone, no. I don't have good image quality on my phone, so editing tends to make it worse. What’s your favorite thing to do on your phone? Play Pokemon GO if I'm actually in a place with spawns. Which season do you wish would last longer? Sigh, autumn. At least here, the colorful phase is pretty short. It's like... green leaves one day, a beautiful display for a week, then the trees are bare. It's still my favorite season, though. Do you have neat handwriting? Yeah. Did you dream of becoming famous as a kid? Nah. Do you get on Facebook every day? Pretty much. What was your favorite girl group when you were growing up? Spice Girls, duh. Would you ever consider naming a child after a family member? No. I've got nothing against people who do, but I've just never seen the appeal of it at all. I would want my hypothetical child to have their completely own identity.

[cherubsoda]

1, 2, 7, 12; Dante! >;0 [Dizzy]

thank you for the ask bb! @dizzycoyote/@cowboybenoit

under the cut bc its gushy bs

1. What’s 3 things you like about your f/o?

His commitment to his family and friends! Even though Vergil’s a dickhead he’s still a ride or die bitch and that just,, says a lot about him. The way he interacts with Nero is *chef kiss*, he’s such a tough love guy and it really shows how much he cares about Nero’s safety. 

His demeanor and aura. The second i saw him, i knew in an instant that i would be able to get along with him. We have the same sense of humor and both use it as a self defense mechanismI guess i kinda see myself in him in a way? He’s like,, a best friend kind of boyfriend; we’d be able to reach that tier where we can just make fun of each other and not actual get upset.

I just love that fact that he’s a huge virgin, like thats basically canon at this point i’m sorry he’s bad with women. in dmc5: before the nightmare, it’s canon that Lucia has feelings for Dante and it went right over his head (or he didn’t care?? idk dmc2 was a bad time for him). Also he drinks his respect women juice,, and I love that,,,,,,,,,

2. What’s 3 things your f/o likes about you?

this was hard i literally??? had to type this out and lie to your faces..,, yall making me a liar fr

I’m very nurturing and motherly by default and will constantly check up on him. He probably finds it annoying in the beginning, especially if I knew him during his DmC3 days, he was just a sad, punkass, that didn’t want or need help. As time progressed, he realized that i wasn’t looking down or pitying him but that was me genuinely trying to help him. He’d take it upon himself to actively be a little more open and accepting towards my advances and finds himself enjoying being pampered and babied a bit.

I’m easy-going and goofy but can be serious when I need to be. I don’t think Dante would appreciate me constantly being on his ass, considering the field of work he’s in, his diet, his bloodline, etc? We can share a few drinks and laugh, but when he needs to get something off his chest I can be attentive or crack a joke to make him feel better

He’s a bit of a basketcase, considering all the things i mentioned previously. The one thing i can truly, honestly see him liking in me (the other stuff was just bs lets be real), is that I’m understanding and accepting. It probably takes him a while to admit to me what he is and that takes a lot of trust. It’s basically ride or die from here on out, so it’s a huge step for him and myself. (look my self insert is an angel im kinda like well no shit… but thanks for telling me anyways, also i guess i should tell you that i-)

7. How do you show affection to each other?

Dante’s pretty open about wanting affection, like if he wants attention, he’ll do whatever to make me notice. Sometimes he’ll just sigh, and moan and groan like “MAN i sure wish i had a PILLOW,,,so i can take a NAP”, and me just glancing up like “…ok get over here then-” he just zooms over and rests his head in my lap or chest.

other times he’ll just wrap an arm around my shoulder. since he’s tall enough, he can come up from behind and wrap his arms around me and kiss the top or back of my head like,, dont make me headbutt you, you dork :/ but when he’s in a more serious mood, he enjoys when i hold him and pet his hair, his face in my chest or stomach while we relax.

After the first “i love you’s” it’s much easier for him to say it, and he verbalizes it when he notices when I’m feeling down or even if I look stressed, he’ll put a hand on my head and smile, saying “things will be alright as long as he’s around”

While Dante is more open about his affections, I like to save that stuff when we’re alone. I’m open to small affections like holding his sleeve or leaning my head against his shoulder in public, maybe small pecks here and there.

We tend to bicker and joke around a lot, so sometimes I’ll bump him with my hip or give his butt a little kick when im standing close enoughI am not immune to hugs. I love hugging so much they’re a lot more comforting and i just

When I see Dante,, its hugs on sight, even if its a brief hug; speaking of which,,, when we cuddle i enjoy holding hands bc i just find it intimate. His arm around my waist, spooning me, my hand over his… very good

I like touching him like not inherently sexual, just when he talks, I’ll reach out and touch his knuckles or put my hand on his arm; it’s my subtle way of saying “I’m here for you”. He’s so warm and easy going, it definitely makes me open up a lot faster, which means stupid inside jokes and dumb pining.

12. What kinds of things does your f/o say when gushing about you?

Every time we fight side by side and I say a witty one liner while kicking ass and looking cute, Dante just: (lets be real,, all my f/os)

Dante is my hype man, and Lady and Trish will get the shit end of the stick bc once he starts, there’s no stopping him. Like, anything that reminds him of me he’s like “Well, Lay-” like Dante we know, you told us this already please, i think i know too much about your girlfriend you need to cease-he does the will smith pose (you know the one) when i get a new outfit in every game,, i love him hes so goofy

im posting this now bc everyone is asleep

[virgosaturn]

how the venus signs behave when they like someone 💗

actual user testimonials. 

aries venus

“I’m really irritating if I’m interested 😂 like I gotta push all your buttons, tease you, and I looooove some witty back and forth. gotta find out if they can keep up! I can also be very touchy, but not in a sexual way?? like in a playful ‘let’s wrestle’ kind of way 😂 I know I know wtf” 

“I’m very jealous, I don’t want someone to touch or to talk with who I like (a lot). I’m Taurus Sun, so even if Aries is like ‘CHARGE’! Taurus is like ‘Calm down man’. I’m possessive and I give everything I have, of course. I’m very passional and protective with I love the most. I love hugs. Sometimes I do things too quickly and I don’t want to wait too much.”

“I tend to be very teasing and like to make fun of my crush (not in a mean way, just in a fun way)”

taurus venus

“I tend to either cut a romantic relationship after about either a day or a week OR stay in the relationship, I fall in love over and over again. Very "tsundere" type in relationships (personally), takes a lot to let someone in. If I'm really, and truly into someone I pursue it methodically (sometimes). Bonding over food, sleep, intimacy, feeling safe. I notice little details too, I like to nurture A LOT. I adore comfortable silence the most.”

“I'm warm and caring towards all people (gemini sun) but I love touch, holding hands, flirting, kissing. Friends to lovers is where it's at. And loving friends like lovers. Sharing tea, watching the stars, dancing, listening to music, good conversation and laughing can make me fall in love with anyone.”

gemini venus

“When I like someone, I will talk their ear off. Of course, I’ll try to get as close as possible to them, but I always feel like communication is key + its the easiest way to flirt for me”

“I am normally outgoing but when I like someone I just tend to ignore them tbh. But I would start dressing nicer, or saying hey in the hallways or wherever, and try to get close to them physically. But act nonchalant towards them and talkative to everybody else.”

“Usually kind of take on person x’s personality traits without thinking about it, if they regularly use slang like ‘homeslice’ or ‘chief’ i’ll unknowingly start using them in everyday conversation”

“I try to make them laugh, I try to seem like I’m interested in the things they’re interested in, and tell them a bit about my interests. The night I first met my boyfriend I was watching an nfl game and I explained all the rules of football lmao I just try to seem interesting I guess”

“I act very flirty and try to make witty jokes and make them laugh and try to have conversations with them whenever possible”

cancer venus

“Im super picky about who I like and at first I can be very like ‘ruN away and never be near them’ at first when I actually find someone I like but then I get SUPER ‘I want to make you feel so 100000% supported and loved and I’m gonna knit you blanket n give you so many thoughtful gifts and show my affection by caring with my whole heart’”

leo venus

“I try so much harder to look good! i start fluffing my hair, wearing makeup, thinking through what i wear. i try to become the center of attention in any situation in a lowkey way.”

“I'm a very reserved and shy person, but when someone I like is around me I don't go all shy and passive... My bold and flirty side comes out hungry for their attention, I don't even know how it happens. I want to show I'm the best. You can see it in my voice, eyes, corporal gestures and even how I talk (vocabulary and some insinuations). Love gives me the strength to be what I want to hide.” 

"I approach it the same way as you — focus more on appearance. I also make sure to pay more attention to them in case they're upset or anything & ask if they're okay 😅”

virgo venus

“I usually make a lot of eye contact and try to find a subject of discussion with the person i like. i also giggle a lot and become a little extra sarcastic”

libra venus

“I get shy around them. I usually try not to make it known, and when we are alone, I get super awkward, and introverted. But around when we're around other people, I unintentionally flirt a lot with them, and crack jokes like its no one's business.”

“At first I will just be really nice and friendly. Once we've become closer as friends I'll start joke flirting and looking for any excuse to touch them. Usually, softly rubbing their arm in a distracted way so they don't think it's intentional (but it IS 😏). I can sometimes feel myself getting too obvious and giving "those" eyes and I can't stop myself?? Like bitch stop!! But she won't.”

“I start to dress super nice and flattering, make sure my makeup is PERFECT, and make extra sure to smell super nice. I make shy eye contact, get interested in what they're saying, compliment their fashion taste, help them out when they need it, and laugh at their jokes. I also make sure not be around them too much. Like I make them want me and want to see me again by doing all those things above, but also by not being always around. (idk my English is mediocre lmao)”

scorpio venus

“I'm a Scorpio Venus and I'm actually the worst person to when it comes to crushes. As soon as I realize that I like someone I go and act like I don't care about them. Not ignoring per say, just sort of playing hard to get. I think as soon as you become more elusive, people take an interest. It's only when I get more comfortable with that crush/they get more comfortable with me or start pursuing me, I start playfully teasing or making jokes. That might just be my Sag Sun though lol”

“I try to get their attention as much as I can, weather it be by wearing a nice perfume around them, dressing a little more provocative, if I know they like me then I’ll get WAY more risky and tease them a lot. I like playing hard to get, make them want me, you know.”

“When I like somebody, i try to know all of their secrets and thoughts that they keep to themselves.”

sagittarius venus

“I like to Make people laugh and I’m very friendly and outgoing when I like someone but at the same time it’s in the 10th house so I like to play hard to get”

“I like it natural and casual. I do not force it too much but whenever I can, I try to make the other person laugh. I like to play a little hard to get too. I like the chase. I like games, I like teasing, I like jokes, laughter. I want a partner in crime. I like making out close to nature.”

capricorn venus

“When I like someone I tend to start giving them a lot of gifts and become a lot more willing to do favors or other things for them, As far as like appearances go I get more relaxed about the state they see me in”

“When I like someone I do not make eye contact. If I do though, things get too heavy for me and I look away immediately. I won't really go near you in fear of looking desperate or out of place in any way. I may also seem too serious and self composed but it's only because I'm scared to look like a fool when I want to impress someone. God damnit Saturn 😅”

aquarius venus

"Someone being authentically themselves and not smothering me is ideal, also talking about deeper things versus small talk is really important to me”

pisces venus

“When i have a crush on someone i can’t help but get nervous around them, but even then i’ll still try/want to be around them. i’ll want to joke around with them and unknowingly AND knowingly flirt. but mostly i just like to mess around and have fun and be cute together”

“I’m always very playful around the person i like. i’m more likely to make very silly jokes and tease them. i also like to make things for them or give gifts? i tend to be a lot softer & sweeter towards them than other people. i’m also indirect and shy as fuck and will rarely approach them or reach out to them first, and instead wait until they notice me”

“It can be very hard to tell when i like someone because i HATE getting rejected?! usually i put more effort into making them laugh (or laughing if they would rather make me laugh) and i'm always wanting them to feel understood/nurtured. Can be flighty depending on mood but when i am around them i put a lot of effort into making it quality time™”

“When i like someone im quite shy around them like one time i was walking thru the school hallway and i saw my crush was walking my way i literally dash and ran away from him yea..... 🙂”

[alia15]

I Love Me.

A Short Story:

Two bridesmaids in their late 20s gather around a mirror in a fancy bridal suite. They have just gotten their hair and makeup done by professionals.

Bridesmaid 1: “I need to just wear fake eyelashes all the time. I literally don’t have eyelashes. They are non-existent.”

Bridesmaid 2: “Tell me about it. Ugh, I hate this lip color on me; it’s drawing too much attention to my pencil-thin lips. I need lip injections. How much do those cost?”

A third bridesmaid enters the room and lets out a heavy sigh while looking in the mirror.

Bridesmaids 1 & 2, in unison: “OHMYGOD, you look gorgeous!”

Bridesmaid 3: *scoffs*  “Um, OK, I literally look 6 months pregnant. This dress is NOT flattering on me and is really highlighting my flabby stomach.”

Bridesmaid 2: “At least you have boobs to fill this thing out; I have the tits of a 9 year old girl.”

Everyone laughs. At that moment, Bridesmaid 4 walks in the room and catches a glimpse of herself in the mirror and smiles.

Bridesmaid 3: “Aww, you look so good!”

Bridesmaid 4: “Thanks! I actually feel really pretty. I LOVE my hair like this!”

Bridesmaids 1, 2 and 3 are perplexed. Shook. Kind of even repulsed to be honest? Hearing a woman speak highly of herself just...does not compute.

Bridesmaid 1, under her breath: “Full of ourselves much...” 

This ain’t right. But sadly, it’s reality. As a society, seeing women being self-loathing and self-deprecating is acceptable; welcomed, even. Listening to a woman berate herself might bother us and we might not agree with what they’re saying, but we are OK with them saying it. Why? Because WE say it. We talk about our flaws -- in our appearance AND personality -- but wouldn't dream of doing the opposite. 

But I don’t think it’s a matter of women not loving things about themselves. Rather, it’s about the stigma attached to announcing it. We’re comfortable talking about our cellulite, our big foreheads and bad skin, but wouldn’t DARE say we think we have pretty amazing arms. 

YES GURL.

So, I got an idea. I reached out to a few of my favorite female bloggers and posed a challenge: tell me what you love about yourself. Don’t hold back, don’t use negative terminology, don’t downplay. Don’t think in order to say something nice, you need to also say something negative (no “My nose is crooked but I still like it!”).  THIS ISN’T AN EASY EXERCISE, but we doin’ the damn thing.

It’s important.

I now present you, 6 beautiful, intelligent & amazing women -- and what they love about themselves. 

Who: Stephanie, from the blog Life According to Steph

I am fierce with myself and allow myself to be who I am, warts and all. I know my strengths, I’m not afraid to acknowledge my weaknesses, and I’m not interested in perfection.

I encourage and empower others, especially women. There’s room for all of us to shine.

I do what makes me happy, not what society tells me I should do.

I am an excellent nail painter (my own, not yours).

I work hard at being a good and contributing member of my community.

Who: Emma, from the blog Emma’s Thing

I love that I have no filter. I think life is too short to not speak your truth, tell it like it is, ask awkward questions, or tell someone they have a booger in their nose. I love that I'm upfront and let almost whatever's in my head come out of my mouth. Sure, it's caused some heartache but it also makes life interesting IMO. 

I love my facial skin. I get compliments on it all the time and, even when I'm having a bad week with random acne or some weird, non-descript rash, I know I still have it very good. I thank my mom for the good genes.

I love my hair! It took me forever to love it, truly. My hair is very very curly naturally and, for years, I had no idea how TF to handle it. But once I figured it out, I finally learned to love it. At this point, IDK how I would fare if my hair suddenly changed on me. I wouldn't know WTF to do. I also love that its natural curl lends itself to not having to be washed very often, and I can wear it in crazy, messy ways without being questioned. 

I love that I'm good at so many things. I can get sheepish about the fact that I can write, act, dance, sing, do comedy, have a good photography eye, etc. I'm not sure why — probably because it feels like bragging and showing off. But the fact of the matter is, yah girl has talent! I'm a Jill of all trades, if you will. 

Who: Christine, from the blog Simply Stine

I am a giver and I always have been. Nothing makes me happier in life than doing random acts of kindness for others. I am in a position where I'm able to bring joy to other people and nothing makes me happier. It could be sending random packages in the mail to friends and family or sending flowers out of the blue. Doing things for other people is just something I've always done and loved doing.

I love my eyes. They're this beautiful blue and they just pop in the right lighting. I've always loved them.

I love that people come to me for all kinds of advice and support.  I love listening and helping people, no matter what the situation involves. I want my friends and family to know that I'm always there for them and I'm always willing to sit down and listen to them. I think we all need that person in our life that we can go to, right?!?

I love that I'm finally happy with myself as a person. It took me a long time to understand that being "different" isn't a bad thing and that it's so much more of a positive than I ever realized. I am ok with being me and everything that comes along with accepting myself. Why did it take me over 30 years to realize this?!?

I'm a full-time Blogger and I love it. People don't always understand what it is that I do, but it's the best job. It's hard as hell some days and it isn't always fair, but it's so rewarding being able to have something that I'm in charge of come together and be a source of positivity and inspiration for others!

Who: Lindsay, from the blog Bourbon & Lipstick

I love my desire help others - be it those less needy, or something as simple as helping another blogger or blog reader.

I love that I don't take bullshit.  

I love my big butt.

I love my work ethic and that I consistently strive to do/be better.

I love how I'm not afraid to speak up.

Who: Emelia, from the blog Dream Big & Buy the Shoes

I'm extremely goofy. I make up songs and rhymes and make a lot of weird noises. I enjoy it- my kids laugh and it keeps life interesting. One of my favorite things I say every day at some point...to my daughter is "Are you ready? Ready spaghetti? Is my little Betty spaghetti ready?" Not sure where I came up with it- but she smiles, and so do I.

I love my eyes. They're green- but sometimes look hazel, sometimes look grey. I get compliments on my eyes a lot, and it makes me happy because I feel that eyes are an interesting part of a person. Someone's eyes can tell a story- and maybe mine do that for people.

Determination- I have lots of it. I've been through some rough stuff in the past 34 years and I always come out the other side. I'm determined to make sure that my family is taken care of and that we are the happiest we can be so I persevere as much as I can in every situation.

I will do anything for my children. It's hard to be a parent- there's no clear cut instruction manual. There's a lot of judgements and opinions- but you need to figure out the path on your own. I'm extremely proud of the Mom I am to Ethan and Bella. Every day isn't perfect, but we make it the best we can.

I can multi-task and love being productive. I am someone who can not sit down to relax until everything is done- but hell if I can't get it all done in like 20 minutes. I will be sweeping the kitchen floor, starting laundry and loading the dishwasher while entertaining the baby and checking Instagram- HA. But for real, I have always had very busy jobs that require me doing a lot at once and I think that helped me as a person be very productive. Being busy and productive and getting things done is a great personality trait in my opinion- work work work work work!

Who: Allison, from the blog AA (ya know, the one you’re reading right now?)

I have a good eye. Whether I’m putting an outfit together, decorating a room or taking a photo, I love that I just know what looks good. If you see me in action doing any of those aforementioned things (especially photography; my second love after writing), you know I’m serious about it.

I have long, naturally muscular legs. I was born with long legs (thanks mom) which makes me appear taller than my actual 5 feet 4 inch stature, but years of walking in heels is likely responsible for some serious calf definition that I’ve always loved having.

I love my sense of humor and quick wit. It comes across in my writing, but in “real life” it’s there, too. I’ve always said I’d rather be the funniest person in the room instead of the smartest or prettiest, and I stand by that. Humor is SO important to me. AND I’M A FUNNY BITCH.

I’m true to who I am, always. I’ve never adapted, changed or downplayed anything about myself to appeal to or appease anyone else. I stand by my convictions and I’m proud of the woman I am and will stand up for what I believe in any day of the week.

My one dimple. One is better than none, and I have a pretty big one on the left side of my face that enhances my smile and normally causes someone to poke their finger in it when they see it, which sounds weird when I type it. I love that it’s kind of a “trademark” thing I have.

OK ladies (& gents, of course!) -- your turn! Leave what thing(s) you love about yourself in the comments. I’d love to hear!

[sellidionne]

now, there is just one thing that ive been thinking about a lot today and it kinda bothers me about him.

he told me the other day that hes actually been to jail twice. this last time was only for like three days and it was his friend’s fault (a group of them went out, two of the five got drunk and started a fight with another group, the other three, my boyfriend included, tried to get between to break it up, and then they all got arrested for assault) but the first time was his fault and he was there for two weeks. 

he told me all about it and basically he was charged with assault on a female. 

his best friend at the time had this girlfriend that was always bitching and trying to pick fights with him and he said that she had hit him a few times but he always just walked away from it. but one day they ended up arguing and her house, his best friend was there, she punched him in the face, and he responded by slapping her and then she went to her mom crying, her mom called the cops, one of the cops was someone she went to high school with her, she claimed that he hit her several times and even though his friend’s statement was that he barely slapped her once because she punched him, they sided with her and arrested him. so he actually has those charges too. 

now, the fact that he hit a woman doesnt bother me and here’s why:

1: she hit him several times and had no right to

2: he told me that having that charge on his back is really upsetting to him and I know for a fact that it’s because of his past. 

he told me a while ago that he saw and grew up around him dad beating the shit out of his mom all of the time and thats partially why he hates him so much and completely why he is so attached to and protective of his mom. and why hes also protective of me and feels the need to stand up for me and why he gets so defensive when anyone does anything remotely bad to me. so now to know this I know that it really bothers him and I could tell when he was telling me like he tried to joke about it by saying that he had fun in jail and stuff he learned while he was there but then he just kinda got quiet and serious and told me that it was his biggest regret. 

what does bother me though is the  fact that he has two assault charges on his record. now idk the second one may be dropped because he didnt rally have anything to do with it but in case it doesn’t, he has two charges. so if anthing else happens thats gonna be viewed as a pattern. and therefore the consequences will be worse. like I took him out with my friends and he almost started fighting this guy just because he sat down beside me and started saying how pretty I was and asked if I was single. I handled it, told him that I wasnt and sent him on his way but bear still said something to him and like took a step toward him while he was leaving so I had to grab his arm and get him to sit down and gave him a look so he backed off. 

and then my best friend ann said something to me that was hurtful and I told him about it so the next time he saw her he called her out so I had to give him a look again and he dropped it. 

its easy for me to stop it, likeI just have to look at him or touch him and you can literally see him relax and he apologize but I need to get it through his head that I appreciate that hes protective and is there for me and has my back but he cant be ready to fight people all of the time for me. I wont tolerate that because the last thing I want is him getting arrested and held for longer because of his previous charges. I will not do that. and idk it just worries me too because what if im not there to stop him when something happens and he gets into trouble or if he starts a fight and gets hurt and ugh idk I just cant do it and he needs to know that if he wants this to continue to work. That’s the only thing that I dont like about him

[49scribes-a]

{--Game stream commentary is always the best commentary.--}

Did I kill it?

DEAR LORD.

Why do you eat so many bullets?

Oh man I didn't mean to use my grenade like that but that happened.

That squeal tho.

[Don't let him near you] Bianca: practically makes out with the damn thing.

Gotta be quick twinkle toes~

Someone needs to teach that purple smurf that No means No.

Chloes fine, her breasts make for some hella fine armor.

Noooo. Noooooo. I don't want it.

Fucking like god damn this sucks right now.

She's so padded a bullet could just hit them tits and lose all velocity entirely.

I kinda wish I had my grenade now.

Me, watching instead of playing: Ooooo shiny blue light.

The rule of the game was to catch the shiny blue light right?

Sometimes... just sometimes... I can't tell the difference between Chloes voice and Biancas. And I'm losing my mind.

Death By Tree Sap.

DID YOU JUST ALLAHU AHKBAR YOURSELF?

Look I didn't mean to explode myself with the sap.

I need me a pair of jeans that are as durable as Nates.

Oh I don't think I like this spot.

I REMEMBER THIS SPOT. THIS IS NOT A SPOT I LIKE.

This is a nice place to lay down and never get up again... aka: just die.

Wow it just put itself up there so neatly. Anyway, on to my death. Multiple deaths. Cuz its gonna happen.

Its a nice place to die, to be fair. I would fight you for this quality grave.

No, that's a bad.

Oh god, that's a double bad.

NO, SHOTGUN GUY. SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT.

*squealing gasp* I JUST REALIZED WHAT THAT WAS. I DON'T WANT WHAT YOU'RE SELLING. I DON'T. Oh shit you're right there--I SWEAR TO FUCK.

NOO OOO OOO OOO OO.

FUCK UP SHIT, WAY TO FUCK UP YOUR AIM.

I feel like this music is taunting us.

ITS TIME TO SLAM -- AND WELCOME THE JAM.

I'm like this in rl too... and I wonder why my family hates me. Making shitty commentary on everything.

Just breathe in through the stomach Bianca and let it go. Let all that stress and tension and pent up rage go-- Jk, hold onto the rage, let it fuel you.

Wow what the shit kinda fucking godly aim was that? That was unfair that's what it was.

Again can Chloe and ms-tits actually kill anything or are they just comfort back-up so you don't feel so alone?

I am very bothered by how steady they are standing in that water.

You wanna know fear, Bianca? You play any game with helicopter enemies. Oh wait--

This is literally That Game.

I am bothered by how he didn't float after he died. Step up your game physics.

He floats A W A Y.

Mmm Chloe's ass. It will see you through tough times.

The fuck kind of sniper wags his gun around like that. Is he fapping? Fap sniping.

U ASK 4 MY OPINION AND THEN U SPIT ON IT. HOW DARE.

This is why you should have taken the dragon sniper.

Oh I'm here already? ...Oh god I'm here already.

Just sit back, relax, pick your nose, eat some freetos, and let the guardian do the work.

Shoulda shot him in the balls for once... Bianca problems.

WHAT JUST HAPPENED.

He did a jig.

"Here let me just dance a bit before I die."

He's such a graceful dancer.

I should hope so, he took Ballet.

Chloe could shoot me any day.

I'm kinkshaming. 

You don't even know. I kinkshame myself daily by this point.

You can kinkshame Lavi too while you're at it.

Its weird being ace bc I can't even be positive how serious I am about some things. Like... do I really like guns and knives, or am I into THAT. I just don't know.

Oh hI ISA sorry I didn't greet you I was in the middle of dying. Death, dying deader.

He's such a graceful dancer tho. I wish I had his moves.

He got them moves like Jaeger.

The jump and flop.

There was this one time in Uncharted 4 where Nate got stuck between these two wires and looked like he was vibrating faster than the speed of sound. Ask Kit, he can tell you.

VIBRATING NATE. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL. I WEEP.

SO THAT'S WHERE THE BLESS WITH THE VIBRATING IN THE AFTERLIFE CAME FROM.

Lick it. L I CK I T.

mARCO. Come on someone say Polo.

Polo.

No marco polo.

Oh... so licking the resin would have been a terrible idea.

Goodbye Elena.

Its fine. Her titties protected her.

Thicc tits.

There is no god here.

Don't be unNATEful.

Yes. Start the death count. Start the death count on Lazaravich: Crushing Mode. Let's see how it goes.

Oh god that's disgusting...

Let the death count begin-- BECAUSE I HAVE TO RUN. BYE.

OH GOD Jesus christ what the shit fuck.

Gotta go fast. 

Y'know if you got covered in that blue sap you could call yourself Sonic the Natehog.

H E ' S L E A R N I N G.

Gotta go fast. Gotta go fast. Gotta go faster, faster, faster faster faster.

I GOT BIANCA TO SING IT. Am proud.

Y'know your humor isn't that funny Lizarabitch hEY FUCK OOOOOOFF.

extra s a l ty.

THAT IS A /BAD/, NATHAN, HE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO GET THAT CLOSE TO YOU.

I SCREAMED FOR U. I SCREAMED FOR U THAT TIME. SWEET FUCK. STRANGER DANGER.

Where does he keep getting all those grenades?

From his asshole. Why do you think he's so uptight?

Just fucking somersault to your doom.

"Dlraaaake. Eeaaaa."

You know, he says he's going to crush nate, but... filling someone full of shotgun isn't crushing. I demand to be crushed by your russian gorilla arms. This is bullshit.

I SAW SOMETHING WITH BLUE TENTACLES MOVE.

YES. SUCK IT, LAZARABITCH.

NOW THAT'S CRUSHING.

Yeah now I REALLY gotta go fast.

*singing* Fast... nathan... fast... nathan...

NO, NOT MS. THICC.

Goodbye Chloe's ass.

THE WORLD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT THAT ASS.

RIP Shambala.

Look what u did Nate. Everything you fucking touch. Smh.

#Aesthetic

Idk about u but... carrying people doesn't work that way, no matter how ripped you are. Its a pain in the goddamn dick.

She's ascended to titty heaven. At least her tits have, I am sure of this.

Get out.

No matter how many times I play this game, my hatred for this guy NE-VER lessens. Ever.

That guy can get fucked 365 ways to next year with a cactus.

Talibut, more like halibut.

I hate his hair therefore I hate him.

I don't judge people based on many things, but if ur hair suck... u probably suck as a person. And if you got no hair, I'm on a fucking fence because idk what to think. Like, Nate's got a bitch haircut... but its still pretty nice.

Sully's like that dude from te dos eques commercials. Suave, nice, refined.

I actually made me die in this segment.

*pause screen* Its okay Nate can just lay there for a while with his face in the floor.

You can't get me to eat after my own family, but I'll share a fucking blunt with three people. I disappoint myself.

Die on the spot from touching a urinal.

That was such a shit punch.

FUCKING. STAY. DOWN.

What is this, Lazarabitch 2.0?

Apparently there's a sandwich shop called Vore. Google it.

VORE SANDWICH SHOP. Wait no. Hang on. Vore food truck.

Ew that fucking hair. Oh my fucking god. Its so fucking bad.

Oh a knife, this changes things. Gut me baby one more time.

FUcking old people.

I read Pirata as Pinata for a second.

He just touches everything. He always has to like, touch something.

I FOUND THIS FUCKING ROOT AT THE STORE. AND ITS CALLED A NURN ROOT. I LOST MY SHIT ON THE SPOT. AND I REALIZED WHY PEOPLE THINK I'M A STONER.

Did it moan at you?

I MOANED AT IT.

I had to pause my game just to read this, oh my goodness.

I was gonna buy this fucking root. It was only 98 cents but my mom was pissed at me because I was embarrassing her with a root.

[syeogi]

What's your favorite thing about Dao? Her answer was so cute I had to ask you too haha

my fav thing abt dao? like.. literally everything abt her??? like day in day out i know that chick got my back she never ever fails to make me smile and laugh and she just?? idk how to explain!! but she’s just so full of light!! even just talking to her abt the simplest of things it just brings so much happiness to me already. fuck it ima go full on emo for this. like just for example,,, u out and abt with ur life and u stressed and shit w/ school and work and whateva and then u come home and get to ur bed and u finally relax and stuff thats what it feels like to be friends w/ dao (i hope that made sense, like.. i hoPE YALL KNOW WHAT I MEAN LIKE the stresses of life dont matter bc i got her and she makes everything okay typa thing bruh i fuckign suck at explaining shit but yeah anyways),, like talking to her just makes me feel at home and happy!! and comfy!!  and warm and fun and !!! i just love her!! it just makes me feel so so happy that at the end of the day i have her. i know i could be myself around her like.. im so weird.. but that’s okay w her! and we could be weirdos with each other, but we could also be serious w/ each other we just UNDERSTAND each other and i think that’s why we’VE become so close bc of how FUCKING CONNECTED WE ARE. we’ve known each other for almost a year now in august but honestly it feels like i’ve known dao my entire life that’s how much she’s impacted my life. like she’s helped me sO much she gives the best advice for a dumbo like me bc she’s so so so intelligent oh my goodness like advice abt life or simple things like helping me choose a nail color like bitch!! she’s there for me!! dao my fuckigngn ride or die!! my main bitch!! my day one!! like yoooOooooOOOOOOoOo!!!! i can’t even pick my favorite thing abt dao. just dao being dao that’s my favorite thing. dao being MY BEST FRIEND is my favorite thing. dao EXISTING is my favorite thing. and like we just got each other u know. its not something u can explain like??? we just got that connection man we KNOW each other. she’s just so kind and thoughtful and amazing and beautiful and understanding and giving and loving.. i really love her a lot @khuaho 💞

[perambulatelove]

“She’s just a beautiful person, inside and out. And the most radiant person I’ve ever experienced, and I just can’t get her out of my head!”, I said frustratedly to my best friend over FaceTime.

“Suzi?” She asked.

“No hah” I started laughing, as much as I thought Suzi was a fantastically wonderful girl and I adore the fact we have some SERIOUS unmatched seamy chemistry...it still wasn’t HER.

“Oh Jessica then? Or Jazz? I did like her freckles, they complimented her eyes so beautifully! She was so gorgeous, damn I can’t believe you dated such a beautiful girl.” Kate kept on.

“No Kate...Anne.”

“Oh”, she said solemnly, letting her emotions splay across her face in the sudden onspread of depression and sadness that those four little litters always seem to bring on.

Kate just looked at the screen and then reached across her bed for her pipe.

“Well honey, I’ll smoke to that!” And we both took a hit for good measure before I delved into my heart, yet again, as this subject always requires reminiscing, solumn sadness and a generous degree of unrequited love that has lasted for 10 solid years, straight, sprinkled with the occasional fucking dreams of her.

HER. Such a big word. So much weight. And has for years. But since I’ve had dreams about her dating back easily to when I was just out of college, and for sure when I was in Japan, nothing has ever been the same. I even suggested she read The Celestine Prophesy after that dream in Japan.

...I wonder if she even remembers that’s the book I gave her last Christmas...

There’s like this insatiable desire that was shook awake when I began having those dreams. It was as if I was reassured that my feelings when we were a bit younger weren’t just a symptom of adolescent hormones at work.

“What about her?” Kate asked, snapping me out of the inner history I was reminiscing on the screen of my mind, something I always seemed to replay rapidly in my head anytime I get notions of Anne again.

“I had another dream...” I said again, watching as her face went from sad concern to a small frown of contempt and virtual disgust. She wasn’t unfamiliar to these dreams.

“Hell, I think I even remember telling Cara about these dreams though dude...she’s just everywhere” I said letting anger and frustration rise in me, as was customary whenever I talked to my best friend about this one girl. Her.

“Whose everywhere? Cara?” Kate chortled out lightly.

“Kate stop! You know exactly what we’re talking about!” I snapped back at her, not allowing her damn humor to make me feel anything but what I was feeling, again, because of this woman’s insatiable haunting of my dreams.

“I know...” she trailed off, letting me watch as we mirrored, this time, the small frown of mutual understanding.

“So what the fuck do I do about her then? I’ve never been able to stop thinking about her. And the only times that I’m happy and finally starting to just let go and fall for someone, let someone else have that place in my life where I can ACTUALLY love them, not this unrequited bull shit; every time I come so close I begin to have these fucking dreams.” I said throwing my phone down while Kate watched me take a hit to relax the ever-building anger inside of me.

“I can’t stand it! She doesn’t feel anything? Really? Fuck off with that! She can’t feel anything?! Why? Because I’m a little bigger and curvier than her usual MO? Because her shallow ass can’t see past that and see how much I could give her, and have wanted to give her for the last 10 years? I mean god fucking damn Kate! 10 years! A whole decade she’s been in my fucking life and like I literally...dude I think that I’m actually on the verge of going insane because she probably doesn’t even remember the moment we met but I’m just that in love with her and have been since that day...”

“What?!” She said coughing out her hit. “No! What the fuck?! Why on earth would you think you’re insane dude?! Because she can’t feel something? She’s lying; and I’ve told you this before. And fuck her for saying that and making you think you’re not good enough. Like all the reasons you’re even in school, all the reasons behind why you wanted to be a physicist and she’s telling you that everything you’ve been doing in your own research and theories is virtual bull shit...I mean there’s just no way! I feel your essence dude! Shit, I can feel even your god damn appreciation, longing for, and just utter love for this woman 3000 miles away and in the god damn mountains! You know for fucks sake that she’s hiding from it, or maybe she is really just shallow and thinks you’re not good enough but fuck her then! Totally fuck her because if she can’t see the love you’d fucking give her? Shit, if she can’t see how much you’d romance her and give her in this world, having to keep all those feelings locked away for so long, then totally fuck her! She’s immature and shallow and how could you want that?” She continued, spitting out her chips here and there while scooping salsa into her mouth.

“I. Fucking. Know.” I said getting irritated, still more, letting out the breath I was holding in while Kate was ranting the same bull shit I’ve gone over and over and still over again in my head. I just looked at her over the phone and said,

“So then what the fuck do I do about it? Give me a substantial answer!” To which she was quiet, as she always gets about this unending question that seems as if there’s to be no resolution from any angle.

“How do I get these dreams to stop? How do I get her out of my head? How do I get myself to stop thinking of her, and comparing literally every woman I come across to her? How do I stop loving someone who literally said she can’t even feel ANYTHING for me? TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK TO DO BECAUSE ITS DRIVING ME INSANE NOW!” I yelled more to the universe, cursing the gods, than at Kate.

“I don’t know man. Just keep living? See more tarot readers? Therapists? And I mean the reiki kind, not the physcology bull shitters who have no history of experiencing anything in their life...Who will just pull the odepuss-y shit...I mean...have you told her about this?”

“No.” I said quickly. “That’s NOT an option, and you know that. She told me she didn’t have feelings, so that’s the end of it. We just stay friends, that’s it.” finishing the sentence so resolutely, we sat in silence for a little. Knowing this fate has brought unending torture on me.

“Look honey. Sometimes people really are just scared. Sometimes even someone who is a boisterous, outgoing lion like herself can get afraid of being vulnerable. Not everyone will accept what they feel out of that immovable force of a wall they built up. But I can tell you this, the wall Anne’s built to keep others out, she’s also seemed to trap herself in, and that gets truly lonely. And I think we both know that she’s not going to be happy with anyone else, ultimately. She’s searching, she wants someone like you I’m sure, she wants that ability to just cry and be vulnerable with someone for once who could sit there and look her in the eye and say I get it; and hell how could she not want that from literally the most amazing and flawless woman on the planet? You do realize you study PHYSICS bitch, and do you know how much you’ve touched my life and changed so much about me? If she can’t look at you and see holy hell the compassion that oozes out of you and your wicked intelligence to boot plus you have to be the most interesting person Ive ever met - well shit you and I both know she must be HELLA stupid if she can’t see that. Or even if she’s running from it. You need to just...idk write it out and then forget about it. Just do that”

So I guess here it is, 10 minutes after a crying phonecall about my damn recurring dreams of this woman who has always been the muse of anything I could possibly imagine doing, drained of tears and anger just trying to get this god damn emotion out of me so that it will stop controlling me.

I don’t know what else to do because I’m going insane otherwise, so I did what Kate told me to do, I’m writing it out.

Anne,

I remember like it was yetsersay, fucking Christ be damned, you had to be the most beautiful woman I had ever laid eyes on. And not in a simple manner either, there was something about you. You lit up the room. And everyone knew it. Hell, I’ve watched over the years as you’ve always been the one that just shines like the sun in a room. The blonde in your hair was utterly golden, translucent and this just amplified this glow you always emmited. To this day it still does.

Then I remember hearing your voice. It was like the smoothest molasses my mother’s ever poured into a ginger snap, and that’s truly where Cupid pelted me, deep, with an arrow that’s been pierced straight through my heart that’s remained for 10 years. We had to go around the room, Hell I even feel like this must have been the reality weekend that was at Sam Wheeler’s House. I remember what the room looked like, that’s for sure. The roof was slanted and the walls were red, of course just amplifying the flame you omitted and I think there was a pool table in the room. We must have been 14 at the time, it was 8th grade. And we were all told by our leader to go around and tell everyone something about ourselves in a nutshell. When it got to you, it was this coy but commanding, clearly sociable force that simply just spoke, capturing my heart, “Hi, my names Anne Deal, and this is me in a nutshell” and you proceeded to envelop yourself in a nut shell made from your arms. This probably had to be why I always called you by your full name. The way it just sang, I could never forget it. In the moment, I don’t think I really thought too much of it other than thinking you were so unboundingly attractive. I was right at that age when I was questioning that side of me possibly being gay, but meeting you that day changed so much in me.

I found myself being so wildly attracted to you after that. Too shy to really do anything to make any sort of lasting impression, considering I had enough depressive bull shit to go through struggling with my weight over the next four years (and prior, but it got worse in high school, a lot because of home life, but that’s not for putting all over the Tumblr), I remember that we would have passing conversations, but I wonder how much you remember about high school. Shit, I did crazy shit in high school and I know I don’t remember like 99% of it. Hell, I don’t want to remember that time in my life, except for one thing. Roughly around junior year I remember seeing a picture of you with this little yellow cartigan on, sitting in a field of yellow flowers, and I’ve never been more taken aback by a woman. And I mean a woman, a god awful, completly beautiful, radiant woman that continually stops my heart because there is no way she is not just a complete goddess down to her SOUL. But by this point I knew I was gay, and I knew you made my heart melt, that’s for sure.

And sitting in that theater, I know I was a nervous wreck, but shit can you blame a girl? I’m this nerdy, geeky, always been ugly and not something to look at girl who plays video games and watches anime and reads manga, Hell, dresses in Lolita and you had to be, by far, the most attractive, interesting, flooring woman I had ever met in my entire life - and I was on a damn date with you. After all those years of wanting you? Shit I was a god damn nervous wreck, Hell, both dates. The first one you didn’t touch me much so you didn’t see that anxiety-ridden ball you got to experience during an okay, but generally shitty ripoff of a saw movie (that Rob Zombie only came up with between other jobs). And I wanted to woo you. I wanted to take you out and show you all those feelings I’ve been having to hide for so long. I wanted to show you how a woman deserves to be treated, especially now, this fantastically ever more radiant beyond goddess-like woman that you’ve become, and you tell me the most heartbreaking and odd thing I’ve ever heard “I just don’t feel anything”...oh.

I mean it does change things if that’s really the case. 10 years of unrequited love...fully unrequited. Energy, after all this time has lied to me. I’ve had to hold these feelings down since before high school, before going through THAT bull shit, then college and the partying that followed and all our bull shit, rapes and abortions and meth? Shit...what the fuck did we do...and yet all of it this, this entire time has always been to try and keep away this lingering thought of you that just can’t seem to break beyond being so trapped by my own inadequacy...

But here’s the real kicker, is that so much of me wants to just let it go. I crave nothing more in this world, especially because you don’t want me. I’m not enough for you, and thats simple. I’ve already been through that hurt, Hell I was even surprised I captured your attention to actually get a date. That alone meant I was good enough for that much. Possibly just attractive enough to get a date with this one woman I couldn’t even begin to compare to any beauty ever mused about prior, because god damn there’s just this thing about you. And you know you have that charm, no doubt about that. It’s what makes you so irresistible to so many other people.

But every time I try and let ALL of this feeling swirling around inside of me go, especially so that maybe I can move on, maybe to have a girlfriend worth loving and actually give my love to, I have these dreams. And they’re weird. I’ve never had such vivid dreams unless you’re in them. It’s like you’re there. You used you not even look at me in them, most of them I’d be watching over you at a party, no doubt I’m sure when you needed a guardian or some shit to get you home safe, but as they’ve developed over the years I watched as you noticed me in my dreams and in real life more. You started actually touching me, just softly, in the dreams after we dated. But now they’re odd. They occur where you just wisk me away somewhere, dancing around with me or pulling me along to do something. And I’ve just never seen you with a smile so big and so beautiful.

And that’s all I’ve ever wanted was to be able to give you that smile. Be that reason and that long standing history of watching all the shit you’ve gone through happen, as I deal with my own shit too, but look back on it and look at this person you’ve become out of all that? Out of every trauma you’ve experienced yourself, I’m sure even some actually unbenounced to me and it wouldn’t surprise me, but I’ve still watched you come out of it. Seen this beautiful soul, still capturing my heart after a whole decade, go through everything...Meanwhile I’d still be here thinking the exact same thing I thought 10 years ago in 8th grade...this astounding radiance that even a passing poet on the night of a singular concert session through Seattle could see this fire that’s inside of me. He knew. He asked if I was a fire sign, and I said no I’m an air, to which he said “but I see a fire inside you” I could only answer him with...”passion”.

I think I just god damn, unequivocally, irrevocably and unwaveringly am so beyond in love with you. And always will be. And I just don’t understand how else to put it because I’ve always felt the same way for you before dating, after dating, even now. It’s the exact same feeling.

It’s a good thing I’ll be moving to Colorado at the end of May. I’ll be back with my best friend and far far away from all this.

[finding-where-i-belong]

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Can I have a hint to who you are?A - If I’m in love.I'm terrified of that word and no but i think i like somebody C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.A fucking long timeD - If I have a preference for boys or girls.Shit dude everyone is hotI - The last time I felt jealous, and why.I'm the most jealous person u will ever meet okJ - Are you insecure. What about?Everything about myselfM - If I forgive betrayal.I'm too forgiving so yeah normallyN - If you want to know how I treat my friends.I ridicule them and attack them but also love and appreciate them so muchO - If I like my school.Its okQ - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.Halloween party, probably a graduation partyR - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.Thats so many uh i wanna know whats at the bottom of the ocean, if there is life on other planets, if there's an afterlife, whats its like to be someone else, how the brain works, idk i give upS - 2 habits.Messing with my bracelets, tugging on my sleevesT - 5 things I love unconditionally.Becca, elijah, dogs, cats, all animalsU - How many texts I send daily.A lotV - 3 big dreams.Be happy, be successful in my career, have a familyW - An idol.Idk someone confident in who they are and own themselvesX - If I’ve done something I regret very much.Yea boiY - If I like my town and why.It's ok except its a bubble and there is nothing to do2. Are you religious or spiritual? Neither really but i guess spiritual4. Are you more into looks or brains? Brains5. What is a relationship deal breaker for you? Being an ignorant dumbass7. Would you ever take back someone who cheated? Probably, i'm too forgiving sometimes 8. How do you feel about sharing your password with your partner? I'm down with it9. When do you think a person is ready for marriage? When they can support themselves and a family financially and emotionally10. What kind of parent do you think you will be? Kinda chill and supportive as hell12. If you are in a bad mood, do you prefer to be left alone or have someone to cheer you up? Depends on what kind of bad mood and the person doing the cheering up14. Would you relocate for love? Probably 15. Did you ever write a journal? Yea i'm bad at keeping one consistently16. What’s the one thing that people always misunderstand about you? Idk im a mess17. What did your past relationship teach you? Never have feelings ever18. What are your thoughts on online dating or tinder? I don't think i ever would19. What’s on your bucket list this year? Collegeee20. What do you define as a family? A group of people who love and support each other21. Are my parents happy with the person I have become? Idk probably not22. What relaxes me? Nothing lol uh idk cuddling maybe?23. Can you handle the rigors of a long distance relationship? I'm not sure24. What will people say at your funeral?Wow what a bitch ass hoe25. If you lost everything tomorrow, whose arms would you run into to make everything okay?As of right now probably Austin26. If you received enough money to never need to work again, what would you spend your time doing?Making art, reading, learning languages, traveling, cooking, so many things27. Would you break the law to save a loved one?Yea28. What were you doing when you last lost track of the time?Watching a movie with Austin29. What can you do today that you couldn’t do a year ago? What will you be able to do at this time next year?I can walk away from people; maybe I won't miss those people as much30. If you could ask for one wish, what would it be?To be happy31. When you think of your home, what immediately comes to mind?All the people that used to be my home32. What did you want to be when you were a kid?A queen35. What bad habits do you want to break?Procrastination, self destructive tendencies, falling in love with every person who is vaguely nice to me38. How much control do you really have over yourself?Literally none i have no self control39. When did you last push the boundaries of your comfort zone?Not sure, probably calling someone on the phone because i'm lame40. What is something you believe is too serious to be joked about?Not sure