#fukurodani headcanons

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Fukurodani cooking headcanons

Akaashi:

Prefers buying from the cafeteria or a convenience store

Can make a simple onigiri, though. Who can't?

(Answer: a surprising amount of people)

Anahori:

In charge of breakfast at the Anahori household

Can mass-produce scrambled eggs at an insane rate

(The scrambled eggs may be a bit crunchy at times but nobody's complaining here)

Bokuto:

Makes the BEST pancakes

Fluffy and soft, unbelievably delicious, absolute perfection

Literally they're the best ever, would melt the coldest of hearts

I feel like with everything else, his food would be warm and homey

Like, maybe it's a little burnt around the edges, and the consistency's a bit off

But it's full of love, overflowing with it, and you can feel the care that went into preparing it oozing out with each bite

Kaori:

She’s really good at using knives

Chopping, cubing, dicing, slicing

Might be a good idea not to make her mad in the kitchen

Also very practical about ingredients, cookware capacity, and the amount of food needed

But she struggles a bit with timing, and a lot of things end up under or overcooked

Though that might be because she keeps trying to multi-task things

Komi:

Can cook!!!

It just tastes like charcoal

Prefers more primal eating methods, such as cracking raw eggs directly into his mouth

(Please don’t do that, by the way, you can get Salmonella)

Konoha:

Jack of all trades... except one.

Has actually started a fire

("It was one time, c'mon.")

Banned from the kitchen

Onaga:

Cooking is not in his interests

His idea of a "meal" is putting anything between two slabs of bread

(Anahori has FUN with this)

Or just the standard rice + soup + meat

Saru:

Insanely good at specific niche things

But refuses to make anything that doesn’t cater to his... incredibly unique and exclusive palate

Washio:

Never cooked before

But has memorized random recipes and helpful tips from the cookbook his sister gave him that he’ll preach over your shoulder when you’re trying to cook

Yukie:

Who are we kidding she’s the best

You know when those super talented artists make a 30-second sketch and it’s kind of messy but really good?

That’s Yukie with cooking

She uses a lot of approximation

So if you ask her for the recipe for anything she’ll say stuff like "add a reasonable amount of salt" or "stir in the onions when the meat looks brown enough"

Also, she very rarely shares food she makes

A much bigger fan of eating than cooking

[deaddriv-talks]

Sarukomi <3

Same class! Saru's the oldest 3rd year and Komi's the youngest. Saru's the oldest kid in his family while Komi's the youngest with an older brother. The 'ko' in Komi means 'small' and the first kanji in Yamato (Saru's given name) stands for 'big' (Yamato is the name of the kingdom that Japan came from, I think, but that's unrelated). The 'ki' in Haruki (Komi's given name) means 'tree', and 'saru' in Sarukui means monkey-

(Not delving into that.)

LOOK AT THEM STANDING NEXT TO EACH OTHER (terribly incomplete list, I'm working on it)

Fukurodani has an insane number of 3rd years, but listen. Bokuto's with Akaashi, Konoha's on his tippy-toes looking over their shoulders going "dang that's gay (just kiss already and put me out of my misery)", Washio's standing off to the side occasionally side-eyeing them but otherwise minding his own business like a reasonable person (and watching cute animal videos when he's alone), which leaves Saru and Komi. Cuddling. They're cuddling. (Feat. poor confused baby owl Onaga <3)

(Look at that and tell me Konoha's not the most invested in Bokuaka out of all of us.)

Also, KOMI-YAN!!!!!! AHHHHhhhhHHHHHHHhhhhhh! Shoot me through the heart. Just kill me.

Anyways Sarukomi is those guys in the background who are hanging all over each other and calling each other pet names and Saru gets double (maybe triple) portions of food so he still has something left to eat after Komi steals shamelessly from his plate and Saru is a 5 star chef while Komi is a disaster in the kitchen and Saru uses Komi's head as an armrest/chinrest and if anyone else did that he's shove them off and the two of them team up to bully Konoha (with love) and Komi would go "uuugh, I wanna kill our history teacher" while draped dramatically across his desk and Saru would lean go "where should we hide the body? :3" while doodling flowers over his notebook and when Komi plays a leading role in the school play and gets and stage and looks over the audience and feels his heart leap to his throat and words dry and then he sees Saru sitting in the front and remembers all those weeks practicing lines with him where Saru would fill in for any role but he'd only have a single 'acting' voice and Komi'd be doubled over howling with laughter because "SARU why does Glidna and Elphaba sound the same". And remembers right before the play started, when he was pacing back and forth and feeling his nerves buzzing and Saru took him by both hands and went "Komi-yan, what are you even nervous for? You'll do great."

Saru fell first and harder, and he's writing sappy poetry and sighing at Komi's beautiful brown eyes and teasing him about his height. And the two of them make out, and everything's fine and they joke around and  then when they're parting to go home Saru presses a soft kiss to Komi's forehead and goes "get home safely" and Komi stands there waving jerkily long after he's gone with his face getting steaily redder, and when he finally goes home screams into his pillow. Komi's the bark, and Saru's the bite, and together they make up one (1) fully functioning dog and I'm getting off track but. They're cuddling!! This is important to me, okay, I need them to be cuddling so b a d-

Ok, I wanna hear your haikyuu rare pairs and why you ship them

[clawsdevour]

.⋆୨୧˚akaashi bf hcs

wc: 0.4k content warning: post-time skip, fluff, slight smut, my booty writing, small mention of praise, not proofread

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-Akaashi, the type of boyfriend to love just staring at your face. He admires your beauty even from afar, he loves looking at your face and wondering how you're the best think he's stumbled upon and why you chose him as a boyfriend.

-Akaashi, the type of boyfriend to love hearing your voice. He loves calling you rather than texting. Doesn't matter if he's just listening to your ranting, he'd still be patient listening to all of your complaints.

-Akaashi, the type of boyfriend to secretly love when you give him physical touch. Especially when you hold hands, he'd trace marks on your skin with his thumb. He'd also loves it when you lay your head on his shoulder.

-Akaashi, the type of boyfriend to plan out every date very precisely, including both of your interests. Makingsure it's fun while making sure you both eat a proper meal.

-Akaashi, the type of boyfriend to make you a gift basket of your favorite snacks and bring flowers to your front door once he hears that you got your period.

-Akaashi, the type of boyfriend to talk and communicate with you thoroughly whenever you argue, or if you're just feeling upset. He always finds a way to comfort you afterward, making you sure he doesn't leave you still feeling bothered.

-Akaashi, the type of boyfriend to be adored by your parents. He'd bring them fruits and meaningful gifts upon meeting them. He's very patient with them and respectful around your parents, accepting him as a person and as their son in law.

-Akaashi, the type of boyfriend to talk you through intercourse. He loves playing with your dripping folds while quietly telling you how pretty you look in the moment while listening to you moan.

-Akaashi, the type of boyfriend to quicken his pace whenever you tell him how good he feels wrapped around your gummy walls. If he knows you feel good, he's happy to oblige in making you feel even more pleasure.

-Akaashi, the type of boyfriend to clean you up before holding you to sleep. He'd fall asleep with you in his arms while smelling your hair and whispering sweet words in your ear.

masterlist here

[cretenu]

⋆.˚ PICKUP LINES ˚.⋆

content: kuroo tries to rizz you up with awful pickup lines. kuroo x fem reader

warnings: none

notes: it seems like we r all on board with the loser kuroo agenda based on that one post i made LMAO so here u go <3

soundtrack: from the start - laufey

tetsuro kuroo is a loser. yet, you couldn't help but fall for him.

his tall build, charismatic personality, even the pickup lines. oh, the pickup lines. they're horrible, and they're the only way kuroo knows how to flirt. you were sitting on the sidelines of a practice match between karasuno and nekoma during the summer training camp. as a manager, being sent hot glances and heart eyes by the players was not foreign to you. however, you would have to be blind not to noice how this bed-headed try hard had been glancing at you throughout the week. everyone noticed, especially his teammates.

"kuroo, what is up with you?" kenma asked. he was the first one to see that kuroo looked like a deer in the headlights. "hm? nothing, why?" he answered. kenma sighed. "really? you keep looking at karasuno's manager over there" he said rather loudly. kuroo ignored him as he got into position for the next play. "serve it up, fukunaga!" kuroo said loudly, giving kenma a hard stare.

nekoma ended up winning the practice match. as karasuno headed for their penalty lap, you sat by yourself briefly before noticing how kuroo was now talking to his equally spiky-haired friend-- and they were looking at you.

"just do it bro!" bokuto said. "she'll fall for you, trust me!" bokuto couldnt be casual if he tried. he talked with his whole body as his voice echoed throughout the gym. "keep it down!" kuroo said, giving his friend a firm nudge. "you really think so?" he whispered, glancing at you. "absolutely my dude." bokuto said confidently. "if not, i'll uh.." he looked around the gym, considering his options. "oh! ill run a lap around the gym in my underwear!" he exclaimed. "and i don't wanna do that, so go get yourself a lady, kuroo!" he patted (slapped) kuroo's back twice.

as you watched the interaction play out, there was no doubt that they were talking about you. and now, kuroo was striding in your direction.

you panicked. hard. it was something about his lanky build, his confident demeanor. he looked so incredibly awkward, too. as he approached you, you tried to defer your eyes to the match happening on the court over. he cleared his throat, making you jump. kuroo was now towering over you. "hey." he swallowed before taking a deep breath.

"are you made of uranium and iodine? because all i can see is you and i together."

you stared up and him and blinked in disbelief. no way that of all things came out of someone who carried himself with such confidence. before you could laugh at his awful pickup line, he offered you his hand to shake it. "tetsuro kuroo" he said. "i uhm. couldnt help but notice you throughout the week. what's someone like you doing as a manager, huh?" you couldn't help but laugh. he was a nervous wreck. he held his composure pretty well, but you saw right through him.

you shook his hand. "nice to meet you, im y/n. and yes, ive seen you staring at me this whole week, tetsuro kuroo." you teased. kuroo sighed and looked back at bokuto, who was, of course, looking in his direction. "listen. my friend over there told me that if i made a fool of myself, he would run around the gym naked." your eyes widened at his remark. "so, for the sake of everyones eyes, will you go out with me?"

you finally looked into his eyes and smiled before remarking, "of course. for the sake of everyone's eyes." he smiled, feeling affection for your sly remarks. as karasuno came inside from their penalty lap, kuroo departed from you, sending you a wink before joining the rest of his team.

kuroo is a loser, but god its so perfect. he swoons about you to his friends, just loud enough so you can hear without him knowing. he acts suave around you, even when he's melting inside. and no matter how long you've been dating, he will always use those awful pickup lines. and every time he does, you fall for him a little more.

REBLOGS ARE APPRECIATED!

[crushmeeren]

♡ Master List Link

☽ Bokuto / Fem Reader

⇢ Everyone involved in this fic is aged up/18+;

⇢ Warnings; oral sex (blow jobs/pussy eating), car sex, riding, small amount of anal play, mating press, kissing, praising

Koutarou who is the sweetest man alive. Who you’re unconditionally in love with, but…is an airhead. I.e., he loses his phone all the time and often forgets plans he’s already made. Who somehow drops his wallet down a hole at the top of a parking garage that’s 30 feet deep while planking but miraculously finds it lying on a car below?? Who you’ll always help find his shit either way.

Koutarou who enjoys wearing a variety of colors and whose wardrobe resembles a rainbow. Whose favorite color is baby blue. Who once got his face painted with a rainbow on it at the fair and looked so cute you couldn’t help but blush.

Koutarou who practically vibrates with excitement when he spots you watching his games from the stands. Who smiles so broadly you fear his cheeks may split. Who waves at you in the middle of a play and runs into the net by accident.

Koutarou who turns a sweet shade of pink when you wear his jersey to the game. Who picks you up in a sweaty bear hug and squishes the air out of your lungs after the match is over. Who chatters excitedly in your ear as he carries you a few feet and who only sets you down when Hinata rescues you by reminding him they have to go change.

Koutarou who gets into certain self-deprecating moods sometimes but lets you help him feel better. You let him talk it out and spending as much time with him as he needs. You whisper words of support and encouragement as you poke the dimples on his cheeks, which gets him to giggle and smile almost every time.

Koutarou who likes listening to hip hop, and surprisingly, hair metal. Who loves singing in the car and has an astonishingly beautiful singing voice. You love watching him as he drives. He gets so into the music, wiggling in his seat and singing to you. Who loves Paramore because you showed them to him.

Koutarou who takes up half your bed when he sleeps. Who is so fucking tall and thick. You love it, using him as your own personal blanket. Who does get super sweaty in the middle of the night, which forces you to roll away so you don’t melt to death.

Koutarou who absolutely loves holding your hand. Who laces his warm fingers through yours and tugs you in every direction no matter where you are. Who leans in so close to speak that you can see his snowy eyelashes. Who never fails to make you flush white hot when he looks at you with stars in his eyes.

Koutarou who is always the life of the party. Everyone loves the fucking ace, he just radiates positive and happy energy. Who has people drawn to him as if they’re moths to a flame. Who has a revolving door of people that want to speak with him. You don’t mind, he comes home with you a night either way.

Koutarou who introduces you to Kuroo. Who he has remained friends with after high school. Kuroo is a sly bastard who you’ve grown quite fond of and have become close friends with. You instantly clicked over your combined efforts to tease Bo.

Koutarou who loves taking hot showers with you. Who likes to hug you under the warm spray and allow it to relax both of you. Who talks about his day and asks you about yours. If you end up on your knees sometimes that’s neither here nor there.

Koutarou who is stupid hot when his hair is down. When the soft strands frame his cheeks you can’t help but stare at him until he asks if there’s something on his face. You tell him how amazing he looks, which makes him blush a rosy pink and drag you into his lap to make out.

Koutarou who beams at you when you call him by his last name. Don’t get him wrong, he enjoys when you call him Koutarou, but he can’t help the flash of heat that shoots between his legs when he hears your sweet voice calling him Bo.

Koutarou who loves you so wholeheartedly he may burst at the seams. Who is your best friend. Who you can be completely yourself with and who supports you in everything you do. You know in your bones that he’s your one and only. Who has been secretly planning on proposing to you for awhile and most definitely cries when you say yes.

Koutarou who is buff. Who is a great deal taller than you. Who is packed with muscle and his cock is, to say the least, thick. Who is just the right length that makes you feel as if you could take him multiple times over without hurting.

Koutarou who gets rock hard whenever you kiss his neck. Who gasps, whining and squirming underneath you when you sink your teeth into the muscle covering his pulse point. Who tilts his head to the side and melts when you leave hickies. Who tries his best to cover it up the next day but Miya Atsumu teases him at practice anyways.

Koutarou who only really curses during sex. Who is unable to stop the nasty words from leaving his mouth. You think it’s the biggest turn on when he can’t help but whimper a soft “fuck,” when he gets his dick inside you for the first thrust.

Koutarou who loves when you suck his cock. Who enjoys when you’re on your back and he straddles your chest. Who thrusts into your mouth from above and moans when you grip his ass to help him along. Who braces a hand against the wall, one hand in your hair as he watches his dick shine with your saliva as it repeatedly disappears between your lips.

Koutarou who likes to suffocate between your thighs. Who begs you to sit on his face and who grips your hips and forces you to rub your clit over his tongue. Who covers his finger in your slick and teases your rim until you cry out his name cum on his tongue.

Koutarou who was nervous when you suggested having sex in his car, but now he’s addicted. Who can’t do anything but hold your waist and whimper “yeah just like that pretty girl,” as you hold onto his shoulders. You use your feet and thighs to bounce on his cock in the drivers seat that’s been pushed all the way back.

Koutarou whose toes curl, cock twitching as his eyes either stayed glued to where your pussy sucks him in or the way your tits bounce in his face. You can’t help but tilt your head down to stare just the same.

Koutarou who whines high pitched and moans in your ear when he fucks you in missionary. Who folds you into a mating press and babbles about how good your pussy is. Who shivers as he tries to hold back from cumming too quickly. Who circles your clit and makes you squirt in this position.

Koutarou who sits back on his calves and grips your tits, fucking into you and curling his hips upwards to make you gasp and cry out his name. Who tells you how pretty you look underneath him and how much he loves when you cum on his cock.

Koutarou who almost cums instantly when you praise him for being so good at fucking you.

Koutarou who whispers how much he loves you and flushes pink when he starts to cum. Whose heart thumps wildly in his chest and who buries his face into your neck as he whines and fills you to the brim.

Koutarou who can never resist resting all his weight on you afterwards. Who snakes his arms underneath you and snuggles you tight as you both soak in the post orgasm glow. Who helps you clean up afterwards, and who gets you some water before you both take a nap or go to bed for the night.

[osamiuya]

Assorted haikyuu college/university AU headcanons just because:

— oikawa somehow makes it onto the cover photo of the university’s brochure every single year and it pisses off iwaizumi more and more every year

— literally nobody understands how oikawa does it

— before kageyama and hinata even get introduced, they have an unspoken race to the death to get to their shared lecture hall first every morning

— daichi is a part time supervisor at the campus coffee shop and he runs it like the navy, he does NOT play about being a barista

— suga is the only one brave enough to order ridiculously complicated coffee & actually he does it on purpose to pester daichi, he doesn’t even like the coffee

— nishinoya is the main campus plug and he exclusively sells terrible weed, like straight up sticks and leaves

— he tried to sell to hinata on his first day of uni & hinata nearly called the police and tried to report noya to a trusted adult after

— the trusted adult is daichi

— tanaka is noya’s most loyal customer, naturally

— kuroo and bokuto have a reputation for always trying to outdrink eachother at the campus’ most popular bar, and they both end up passed out and neither ever remembers who technically won

— kenma & akaashi eventually had to unionise and refuse to take care of either of them when they’re hungover afterwards

[kamisama1kiss]

Howdy hey and hiya!! Could I request a jealous Suna or Sakusa? Iiiii don't know if you write them though so if not could it be a jealous Akaashi pretty please? Alg if not love your writing either way!!!

How about all 3..?

Hello!! I love writing for practically every character in HQ. You don't need to be shy about asking (when my request/ask is open) 🫶 a little short, but I hope it makes up for doing 3 of them 🫶😝

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Haikyuu Headcanons { Jealousy Sprouts Loudly Yet Calmly }

~ Akaashi Keiji ~

He wouldn't often be jealous as he himself trusted you when it came to loyalty. But nothing could ever 100% make him ready to see someone standing close by and trying to flirt with you, even with your disagreement it hurt to watch.

Simply walking up from behind, wrapping an arm around your waist with a small smile. "Sorry for taking so long. I couldn't find my way back." Kissing the top of your head before turning over to the other person. Seemingly playing innocently, "Go ahead, what did you say?" a hint of possessiveness lingering in his eyes.

~ Sakusa Kiyoomi ~

His aura dubled, feeling uneasy to see others talking with you. He trusted you, just not other people, so without much thought, he would make his way over after trying to find the most calmest approach to this situation.

Quiet steps up to your side, looking at them with a rather unnerving gaze. "We should go." Saying out loud as he took your hand with a light squeeze before dragging you away before any answer could be said. He preferred being the only one who talked to you in that way.

~ Suna Rintarou ~

It would take him a good minute or so before even walking over, never being a fan of action, and would rather stand by to watch. Felling a ping of hurt in his stomach when seeing the interaction and your uncomfortable body language.

Walking over with hands in pocket, looking at the other with a simple yet a glare that said many silent words. "Hey, love." His tone being more assertive yet kept it soft enough to not raise any suspicion of yourself.

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Hope you all enjoyed!! ♡

[i-live-inyourwalls]

BokuAka headcanons because I'm obsessed with them rn

Bokuto is pretty good at cooking breakfast. Akaashi wants him to stick to cooking breakfast. Bokuto thinks cooking his boyfriend dinner is more romantic. Akaashi thinks it's more romantic to have an edible meal.

They always go to the grocery store together. Akaashi sends Bokuto on missions in the store (divide & conquer approach. Bokuto carries the bags and asks Akaashi to 'look at how strong he is' every time)

Bokuto drives whenever they go somewhere but Akaashi is a *horrible* passenger seat driver (just constantly harassing Bokuto about his driving) (Bokuto is a pretty good driver)

Bokuto always says "love you!" before hanging up the phone

Akaashi likes watching Bokuto sleep

Bokuto HATES audiobooks and Akaashi loves them

Sometimes Akaashi reads out-loud to Bokuto to help him fall asleep–he didn't understand how that was different from an audiobook until Bokuto told him it felt weird to hear a stranger's voice while going to bed

they watch animated kids movies together sometimes (akaashi secretly loves them) (bokuto not-so-secretly loves them) (they usually both cry)

[hollyandkuroo]

[struwberrii]

akaashi headcanons ୧ ‧₊˚ 🍵 ⋅

here are my cute and silly keiji akaashi head canons because i love him ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡

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always has the most monotone voice, like you can never tell what mood he’s in

definitely laughs when he isn’t supposed to like when a teacher trips or something then gets really embarrassed about laughing

is in a study group and tried to get bokuto to join and bokuto was literally clawing at the door trying to escape

has no style at all but it’s ok cause he’s cute

also literally wears whatever he finds like one time bokuto left a sleeping shirt at his house and he akaashi just wears it out

doesn’t really have friends in his class but all his classmates like and respect him, he’s always just in his own world

probably talks to himself when he’s alone

gives the most blunt and flat compliments ever like he’ll leave you blushing and gasping for air and he’s confused as to why

makes dad jokes (sometimes he’s the only one who laughs)

his love language is quality time, sometimes he doesn’t want to talk, he just wants to be with you in silence

unironically listens to weezer

he probably grew up watching good mythical morning and still watches all their new videos

always questioning if he likes bokuto romantically or platonically and has genuine crisis over his sexuality

has a problem with comparing himself to others

head overthinker

probably gets bottled coffee every morning before school

always smells like cucumbers or like sea salt (in a good way)

good cook (he loves brining you homemade lunches)

probably a big snoopy fan

has a problem with staring too long but at the same time has a problem keeping eye contact while talking to people

gets really flustered and messes up when you watch his practice

surprisingly bold with what he wants and doesn’t really how bold he’s being until he thinks about it later that night

really good at checkers for some reason

older people love him so much

his socks NEVER match for some reason + he wears the silliest socks ever like he definitely has rainbow striped socks

he’s super awkward but in a cute way

secretly slips cute notes in ur bag for u to find later

gets really shy about pda but gives u head/forehead kisses

has matching pj pants with bokuto and they wear them at every sleepover

covers his mouth when he smiles or laughs

he’s actually funny guys he just makes the wrong jokes at the wrong time with the wrong crowd

i feel like he’d have a pet fish

really good at photography + bro is beautiful so he’s naturally photogenic even tho he doesn’t usually smile

accidentally catches himself over analyzing peoples actions and motives behind everything they do

also has a problem pointing out peoples weaknesses and where they fall short (in his head ofc)

probably tried guitar before volleyball

grew up watching adventure time and is still a fan on the dl

loves vans sneakers

scared of putting contact lenses in

kind of a picky eater

probably had braces when he was younger

keeps a diary/writes in his notes app regularly

probably bought a ring/rings and fidgets with that instead of his fingers as much

randomly drops the most out of pocket random comments to get a reaction out of you and laughs

[fukurodani-fc]

do you guys remember when this happened

all i can think about is how many of these conversations they have, just talking about their future and other deep stuff.

i’m a firm believer that Akaashi is the tiny push Bokuto needs when he’s about to make life changing decisions, and Akaashi takes that responsibility very seriously.

other than that, i also like to think about this.

Akaashi is so gentle with him :c

[deaddriv-talks]

Can they solve a Rubik's cube? (Fukurodani headcanons!)

Akaashi: - Yes - Probably one of the various things he's learned to keep himself occupied as a child - Also unsolved cubes bother him - Occasionally gets his Rubik's cube off his shelf to solve as a stress-reliever

Anahori: - Can solve a 2x2!! - Probably collects 3x3s with pretty designs or colors for fun - He keeps them in a box under his desk with the words "IF YOU MESS WITH THESE I WILL KILL YOU" scrawled on it - Because he can't solve them back

Onaga:  - Yep - Takes him a bit, because he keeps forgetting the order of the turns - But he can solve it :) - Once Anahori realizes this he takes all the cubes his brothers messed with to him - Onaga becomes the cube unscrambler

Kaori: - Nope - Has a nerdy older brother who loved all sorts of puzzle toys - So she kind of stayed away from them in general

Konoha:  - Tried to solve one in his second grade of primary school after watching a speedcuber video - Except he didn't know there was a method to it - Struggled for four hours, cried, and swore off Rubik's cubes for the rest of his life

Komi:  - Can't haha - Can't even solve a single side - He can walk on his hands though

Saru:  - No - Owns a cube, and fiddles with it sometimes - It just never occurred to him to actually try solving it

Bokuto:  - YES!!! - He couldn't at first but one time he went to Akaashi's house and saw him solve his cube - And immediately decided that he had to know how to solve one too - The manual was too confusing though - So during training camp one night he and Kuroo spent the entire night pouring over cubes and videos - They emerged the next day as proud Rubik's cube solvers - (And got an earful from their teammates for not getting enough sleep while doing dumb things)

Yukie:  - Nobody knows - Refuses to clarify - (Lost a speedcubing competition with her friend in primary school) - (Actually a lot more competitive than she looks)

Washio:  - Yes - Learned how to solve a cube + various magic tricks for family meetings - Because he didn't want to be known as the 'scary cousin' - Maybe he should have chosen a different magic trick though, because he became known as the 'cousin who makes money disappear' instead, even though he gave the coin back

[clawsdevour]

work overload

wc: 1.6k content warning: post-timeskip, established relationship, akaashi x reader, just smut.., creampie, oral m!receiving, not proofread

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Hearing the door bell echo through the halls, you excitedly run over to the entrance of your house. A light squeak the moment you twist the knob, letting the cool breeze fly in. Immediately, a heavy weight jumped on you, engulfing you in it’s warmth. It’s no other than your husband who just got back from work, Keiji Akaashi.

Lately, he’s been working long and tireless shifts for his publishing company. Editing and revising, Akaashi’s endlessly running through multiple shonen manga magazines to be published on time. Today was the last day to submit his completed work. 

Stumbling back in through the door with big arms wrapped around you, smelling like work. His limpless muscleds tense around your shoulders, almost suffocating you in his overbearing affection. The touch he’s craved ever since he’s taken on the big project since you’ve only been seeing whenever you needed to use the restroom during the night. Pulling his embrace a few inches away, his purple eyebags glance at you as Akaashi flashes a warm smile.

“Missed you,” a homey voice melted in your ears, feeling his heated lips kiss the surface of your forehead.

His large hands move down towards your waist, pulling you in closer while his pecks start to increase all over your face, the sound of the door shutting behind him. You’re stepping backwards as he moves forward with his hands clasped on your body The tension increasing between you two, his pecks turning into sloppy kisses tickling your neck while you giggled in response.

Breaking away to feel the crisp breeze for a moment, you stare at his flushed cheeks and eyes that had a lustful desire from being away from you for so long. You’ve back up to living room, almost hitting the behind of your couch. 

“I missed you too, almost too much for me..” an agile finger dragging down his swollen pink lips, down to his neck sending him shivers to his spine while you continued to his collarbone.. and chest. His beady eyes watching your every move in hunger.

Hands on his suit and tie, slowly unbuttoning his blazer whilst making intimate eye contact with him that devoured your confidence away. Popping off the button, his broad shoulders work their way out of the blazer, stripping off the article of clothing and letting it drop to the ground.

Leaning down towards you with his arms that acted like a border from letting you out of his grasp, your back hitting the couch while you fiddle with his black tie in front of your eyes. His gentle kisses land on your forehead and temples while you begin to undo his tie, sliding it down at a pace that made him impatient, as if to tease him.

Feeling a certain hardness grow beneath you, urging to be let loose, his length increases against you in arousal. His hips slightly grinded against the atmosphere, painfully erected from the pent up weeks that consisted of thoughts about you. 

Noticing his growth, you let his loosened tie dangle from his neck while you go down on two knees. Face to face with his bulge that was heavily restrained against his tight slacks, fingers unbuttoning the top before dragging down the zipper. A sigh of relief was heard the moment you took out his cock that dripped with precum.

“Don’t give me that look..” his deep voice croaked from above, his narrow eyes darting down at you in neediness. 

Slowly and sensationally you stroked his cock up and down, attempting to get him at his full size while you watched his engaging reactions. Your doe eyes batted in satisfaction from watching him get off with just your hands. 

Licking the precum off his tip made him whimper in delight as your hot tongue made contact with his length. Gripping onto the top of the couch, his nails dug deep into the material when your mouth swarmed his cock with your plush and wet walls. Your tongue wrapping around him with a foreign sensation. His head starting to tip back as you bob your head up and down, pleasuring him further with the squelching and eye contact as you tried to take his full girth in one go.

Your muscle tangling around his cock, moving up towards his sensitive tip that pulsated in content. Flicking it with the tip of your tongue, the amount of pleasure is dizzying, his legs beginning to quiver, his cock starting to twitch in your mouth. Near his release, his grunts and whining were like music to your ears. The erotic sounds that played the more you increased your speed made his head spin.

Spurting his white gooey ropes in your mouth, he can’t hold himself back any longer. He needs you. Picking himself up, seeing the stars start to fade away from his vision. His thumb guides his cock out of your mouth with a little ‘pop!’ Swallowing his milky bitter load, you wipe the rest off with the back of your head while you get up from the wood floor.

“N’it in here Keiji.”

Turning around so you’re facing the back of the couch, you arched your back so the only view he gets is your ass that you shook in his face. His eyes widened slightly in arousal before ripping your pajama pants down along with your underwear, a slight yelp coming from the front.

Your bare cunt exposed for his pleasure, already glistening with slick. Running a thick finger along your slit before feeling a prod at your entrance. You let out a sweet moan that fills his ears the moment you felt his fingertip enter your hole that yearns for his touch. Slowly moving his long and slender finger in and out, your juices catching onto his finger that shimmered in the light as he twisted and curled inside for an instant before taking it out.

Feeling a bigger and thicker warmth poke at your entrance, you look back at your husband in lust while Akaashi gradually enters into your warm cunt that dripped with essence as it welcomes his size. Filling you up with his cock, a slight bulge appearing on your abdoment as he waited for you to adjust. Reaching your nether regions the moment he slid in, satisfied with just his length inside.

“Feel good?” his soft pecks making their way around the back of your neck, his fingers starting to bruise the sides of your hips. 

“Mhm..” rocking your hips back as a way to let him know to begin moving. Akaashi huffs out a subtle chuckle before backing out to forcefully push himself back in, causing you to quiver with his sudden change. 

These slow but powerful thrusts made your insides tense and cling onto him while you moaned out loud every time he shoves his girth back into you. Gradually, a murky white ring of slick started to build up at the base of his cock the more he continued. 

Your wet folds sopped with juices as his cock stimulated you further with every pounding, filling you up and touching all of your sweet spots that made your toes curl in pleasure. Your consistent breathing started to turn raggedy when you told him to increase his speed. To his own satisfaction he much obliged, going at a faster pace fucking you brainless despite your walls that suctioned onto him that drove him mad. 

Your insides twitched as the heat started to pool at the bottom of your stomach with each plummet sending shivers down your spine. His plump lips nipping at your neck while his low husky tone cooed praises into your ear as you whined in satisfaction, heightening the intensity. The skin on skin slapping getting louder, blending in with the groans only you get to hear.

The heat radiating off of his every touch as his half buttoned dress shirt shuffled against his damp skin with his every action. His pants just slightly below his crotch creating that friction against your two bodies as the sound of his belt clincked with every time his cock plummeted into you. Glasses just barely at the tip of his nose, so fucking hot.

Stretching your tight hole until it was molded to the shape of his cock, starting to pulse inside as your pussy quaked in joy. His deathening tight grip moving up towards your waist to stabilize himself throughout the unbearable pleasure.

“Love, can I c-cum inside?” Akaashi asked between inconsistent breaths.

“Give me… all of you,” the moment you granted him permission was the moment his hot load shot inside your gummy walls. 

Painting the inside of your dripping cunt, cooling down his pace as if he saw static block his field of vision for a brief moment. Continuing to pound into you to help you reach your own orgasm, you weren’t far. 

The heat that gradually built up at the pits of your stomach gurgled, ready to be defused like a firework. His tip lighting that spark inside, hitting you once more at your sweet spot in satisfaction till you came. 

Ripping out one loud moan from your mouth, his body just slightly hovers over you, careful to not increase the heat that emitted from his torso onto you. Heavily breathing and coated with a sheen layer of sweat before turning yourself over to face his front.

“We can do this every night now that you won’t be working as much..” grabbing him closer by his loosened tie, half lidded eyes closing while your slightly swollen lips made their way to his.

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Hq disability Headcanons

A somewhat detailed list of my haikyuu medical headcanons

Nishinoya Yuu - Type 1 diabetes and sensory neuropathy

Was diagnosed at 5

Inherited from parents

Prefers an insulin pump to insulin injections

Diabetes causes his sensory neuropathy

Nerve damage in his arms causing bruises because he can't tell when to stop practicing

Kenma Kozume - Hearing loss in both ears, noise damage

Plays games and music with the volume too high causing damage from all the years he's been doing it

Doesn't like to admit that he has hearing problems

Uses CIC (Completely In the Canal) hearing aids because they're small and unnoticeable

Also uses his hair to cover them because even when he knows they're hard to see he's still pretty self-conscious about them

Tendou Satori - Vitamin B deficiency, Motor Neuropathy, Audhd

Tendou has a vitamin B12 deficiency which results in him developing peripheral neuropathy, more specifically motor neuropathy

It causes him muscle spasms/twitching and gives him a barely noticeable foot drop

I think he has Audhd and struggles with paying attention and wanting to move around a lot

He doesn't have a specific hyperfixation exactly but is full of lots of little facts about lots of things

Hinata Shoyo - Audhd, Dyspraxia

I don't think i really need to explain Hinata's Audhd but I will anyways

It's one of the reasons he has so much energy while he's practicing, because he already struggles with staying still but also because it's one of his special interests

It helps him more if things are explained at the speed his brainis going instead of going slowly

I think he has Dyspraxia too because it explains a lot of his struggles in volleyball

It also ties into why the quick attack pair works so well because Hinata has to focus less on getting everything right himself and can put his attention into his motor skills

Oikawa Tooru - Osteoarthritis

Osteoarthritis is pretty common

It causes joint pain and stiffness in most cases

And it's most common in places like the knees

It's usually from old age but in Oikawa's case it's from trying to play after an injury without letting it fully heal

But he refuses to admit that he has a problem

Kageyama Tobio - Dyslexia

He's incredibly dyslexic

Nobody knows though, everyone just thinks he's really dumb

He has consulted someone about it unfortunately he talked to Hinata who also has mild dyslexia mixed with the fact that his eyes won't stay on one point on his page

They both think that letters and numbers do that for everyone and that they just haven't figured out how to read it properly

Ushijima Wakatoshi - Autism

Definitely autistic

Pretty high functioning though

He's pretty slow on some social cues but the basic ones have been worked out in his brain

He has quite a high tolerance for most stuff but he's not the biggest fan of messing up schedules

Tsukishima Kei - Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome

Was partially inherited because Akiteru showed signs of it but not enough for a diagnosis

I think he specifically has cEDS (Classical EDS) because it fits him the most

I think he's been pretty used to his joints dislocating sometimes but doesn't realise that everyoen else around him isn't

The first time Yachi saw it she almost fainted

Particularly with cEDS people have easily bruised/breakable skin on their forehead, knees, shins and elbows

He has a few pretty big scars on his knees and shins from when he was a kid

They're also quite wide because with cEDS wounds heal quite slowly and leave wide scars

Bokuto Koutaro - Borderline Personality Disorder

This wasn't originally my idea (He wasn't actually going to be on here but it got pointed out to me yesterday)

BPD comes in four stages, Emotional instability, Disturbed patterns of thinking, Impulsive behaviour and Unstable relationships

With emotional instability it's usually intense negative emotions and severe mood swings which could contribute to his 'emo modes'

During disturbed patterns of thinking he'd get upsetting thoughts (like his emo mode) and hallucinations and distressing thoughts that he can't be talked out of

Impulsive behaviour is one i think he has less negatively but it's commonly negative in most cases

His impulsive behaviours are less harmful to himself and others

Unstable relationships are when he attaches himself to someone and I think that person/people would be Akaashi and Kuroo

Them trying to leave him would not go well, it's why he contacts them all the time because he doesn't like the feeling that they might leave him

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☠︎︎ DAY SIX: COCKWARMING FT. AKAASHI

☠︎︎ WARNINGS: fluff, fem reader, cockwarming, neutral dominance/submission, sleepy sex

☠︎︎ WORD COUNT: 710+

"i'll be done in about thirty more minutes. you can go ahead and get in bed, n/n"

those were the words that'd left the mouth of her lover before she'd gone upstairs to wait for the warmth of his familiar figure to soon encase her but instead, after an hour, she still resided on the bed alone.

lazily getting up from their shared space, y/n made her way down the stairs and into the dimly illuminated office only to be met with the tired eyes of akaashi. "i thought you'd be asleep by now"

"you said you'd be done in thirty minutes. it's been an hour" akaashi heard the annoyance and exhaustion seeping through her tone all at once, causing him to let out a small sigh. "i know, love. i'm trying to get extra work done so we can have the day to ourselves tomorrow."

akaashi's gaze fell upon the loosely hanging strap of y/n's silk slip, making her adjust it to correctly rest on her shoulder. acknowledging the fact that she noticed his not so innocent observance, akaashi smiled to himself when he saw y/n's annoyed eye roll.

"but it's cold without you"

"are you sure you're just cold? i thought i heard some familiar sound coming from upstairs" even though his eyes were still focused on the screen of his pc, akaashi noticed the way y/n shuddered at his words.

"keiji-"

"love, i know a way we can both get what we want" he interrupted, looking over to y/n as he stretched his hand out, offering her his hold. she took it and he pulled her down to himself to straddle his lap.

y/n adjusted herself against akaashi, looking at and, taking in the sleep deprived, yet salacious glint in his eyes. "let's keep eachother warm like this. i promise i'll be done in maybe.. another hour"

with a nod, y/n allowed her chest to press against the one of akaashi's before wrapping her arms around his nape, the slip that she wore rising dangerously high and y/n couldn't help but lean into akaashi's hold when the cold air grazed her thighs

he couldn't help but let a small sigh pass through his lips when y/n once again readjusted her figure. "what's wrong?" he question, noticing how y/n was still tense against him.

y/n only shook her head in response allowing akaashi to slightly switch his gaze to admire y/ n's features. he knew the answer to his own question and understood the fact that y/n just didn't want to interrupt his work.

"are you still cold, love?"

this time she nodded and akaashi tapped her back slightly as a way of telling her to sit up. she followed his indirected request before seeing him fumble with the strings of his sweatpants.

"you should focus on your work keiji, worry about me later"

"and why can't i be focused on both?"

leaning up slightly, akaashi placed his lips onto y/n's as their movements were practically rhythmic with each other. he felt y/n begin to relax more into his hold confirming the fact that she was needy for his touch.

moaning into the kiss when akaashi's make quick movements to move her underwear to the side, y/n couldn't help but hastily pull on the hem of his sweats and briefs down enough to expose his aroused member.

"is this what you were trying to get at upstairs?" akaashi questions, making y/n slightly groan at his confrontation. she slightly lifted her hips allowing her lover to guide her, making her gradually succumb to his movement.

y/n rested her head on akaashis shoulder, letting out a staggered breath due to the new pleasure filled feeling that was coursing throughout the entirety of herself. "let's stay like this till i'm done, okay?"

with a hesitant nod, she closed her eyes before taking a deep breath. "thanks, keiji" he placed a small kiss of appreciation to her temple, before managing to bring himself to focus on the screen of his pc. "try and go to sleep now".

she hummed to his words and with a smile, akaashi finally felt some amount of motivation to finish what he had left to get done so he could focus on the relaxing warmth of y/n.