#college dick grayson

[smutinlove]

WAIT WAIT THAT COLLEGE DICK GRAYSON ANON IS GENIUS

I gotta know about his dynamics with a snarky and smart reader who can keep up with his attitude (but maybe can’t keep up with him in bed..)

LOVE YOUR FICS BTW!! 💛💛

ngl i probably couldn't keep up with him in bed. dick is wild (fem reader btw)

yall are spoiling me <3

lets do it to your fav song

•ugh, we all know that college dick grayson is both wild and snarky. but meeting a person that can match his snark makes him FERAL.

•i swear to god an average conversation with this hot ass man will end with him running his hands down your body, teasing you relentlessly.

•if you fight/ argue with this man, just know that he will do EVERYTHING to get in your pants.

•this man majors in bigassology. he is freaky.

•with your witty and snarky comebacks, dick would be surprised that you can barely keep up with him when he's pounding into you relentlessly.

•his fingernails are digging into your waist, your hands are pinned above your head and he is just going at it while you're whimpering and moaning, feeling dazed.

•and dick's like "what's wrong, love? i thought you could handle all this dick." AHHHH IM GOING FERAL. he'd definitely say that.

•and omg when his eating you out, he cannot stop. he eats you out for both his and your pleasure. the "dick im soo tired" doesn't work on him. he's done when he says he's done. he'll purposefully shove his fingers in your mouth or start kneading your ass.

•on the days he's frustrated, he'll tease and make fun of you. just a bit, of course. "aw, baby, 'thought you were a good girl. don't worry, love, you can handle it." ugh he talks you through it too.

ugh i need him in all ways. i need to find me a man that'll take care of me 'cause im so tired of taking care of everyone. oh wait... men like dick don't exist :(

[rozenphox]

tall people problems

[damianwaynerocks]

i wonder how many social workers bruce paid off over the years.

like?? broken bones. busted lips. black eyes. these would’ve been hotlined for sure.

even ignoring the injuries, bruce wouldn’t have been a first pick as a foster placement. like with dick specifically, you’re supposed to try to find a family friend to stay with before you look for strangers so i feel like dick should’ve been placed with someone from the circus. but instead bruce wayne, a 20-something billionaire. i bet bruce has the gotham city department of social services in his wallet. i bet every year there’s a rookie social worker fresh out of college determined to take bruce down but it never works bc bribery talks in gotham

[dceasesd]

bats and birds as my favorite tweets, pt. 3

i’ve returned from my 6 month long hiatus with only this to offer u. plz enjoy

[qcomicsy]

Kid doing a group project with Dick: Dude who put you in charge?

Dick Grayson, with his teeth clenched used to lead every single team he had with people of his age thinking about every single reason that makes him more qualified to not only answer this question but also lead the damn group project despise dealing with two of the biggest responsabilities he could have as Robin: you know what maybe you're right–

[fishfission-dc]

Batfamily Powerpoint Night! (Part 8: Duke)

<<Part 7: Damian    |    Part 9: Barbara >>

[Masterlist]

Duke: My turn!

Bruce: Finally I can count on something normal.

Bruce: [migraine noises]

Dick: I feel like this information and Damian is a bad combination.

Damian: Grayson, I am offended you assume I need lessons from Duke on how to lead troops

Tim: You should bring the beard back Bruce.

Steph: Yeah your amnesia era was kind of a slay

Barbara: My dad’s Batman era was not a slay

Jason: Well maybe slay in a different sense-

Duke: That’s all behind us we’re moving on!

Bruce: I don’t think-

Jason: Bruce sit down and don’t pretend like this isn’t exactly what you did to form your child gang

Bruce: I don’t-

Steph: Look into our eyes, Bruce, and tell us, your crimefighting children, that you did not start a child gang

Bruce: Hn.

Tim: That’s what I thought.

Steph, Barbara, Cass: [hysterical laughter]

[talking over each other]

Dick: That is not what I looked like!

Jason: I looked so much cooler as Robin than that!

Tim: I looked cooler because I had pants, I can’t speak for you two.

Damian: My costume has been improved vastly since that iteration.

Steph: Alright, traffic cones.

Duke: Okay really not the point

Barbara: Seems like this step should’ve come before the outfits?

Duke: It was my first time starting a gang let me live

Jason: Shouldn’t “training” have been part of-

Duke: This is not open for criticism thank you

Steph: Yeah only Bruce can critique Duke’s child-gang leader skills as a fellow child-gang leader

Bruce: [noises of general regret]

Bruce: Why does something absurd always happen with you guys when I’m gone

Tim: Maybe because nobody in this house knows how to cope with loss or something I don’t know

Dick: Also it gets so much worse Bruce

Dick: I mean that wasn’t exactly your fault

Jason: Cop Batman didn’t seem to agree

Barbara: [sighs]

[talking over each other]

Jason: Woah woah woah

Tim: Hired??? You did not hire-

Damian: I did not say that?

Jason: Also I don’t remember being asked nicely I remember saving your a-

Dick: ‘Specialist’ sounds pretty cool and professional thank you Duke :)

Steph: Is that Damian in a Court of O-

Damian: The situation was resolved I am fine now

Tim: “Beat up some bird guys”

Jason: I mean besides the imprisonment and attack on a school and Dick leaving us in the dust for a hot second there that’s basically what happened

Dick: I did not-

Bruce: Excuse me?

Duke: Don’t worry about it :)

Tim: That’s n-

Cass: [signing] The Court of Owls is still-

Damian: That is libel

Steph: What a cute picture

Jason: Weren’t there casualti-

Duke: I have no idea what you’re talking about everything was fine in the end and everything is good!

Bruce: I am... so worried about all of you

Barbara: Well anyway let’s keep that streak going, it’s my turn. >:)

<<Part 7: Damian    |    Part 9: Barbara >>

[Masterlist]

[secretidentie]

Bruce finally feels settled in his role as batman. Dick just went to college, the Justice league is doing well and he's got a new Robin. So he decides it's finally time he made his parents proud and finish medical school (and totally not because he wants to be in college at the same time as dick, that's ridiculous Alfred).

Obviously since he's the prince of Gotham he can't really go to Gotham U without being recognized or harassed and since he owns half the buildings he knows he won't be treated fairly so he decides to study in Metropolis.

This is how he ends up in a communication and ethics elective class with a Clark kent, a journalist for the daily planet who is getting his PhD. They slowly develop from strangers to study buddies and maybe even more while Bruce balances academic pressure, with being batman and a dad to dick 2.0 jason.

As the year goes on and he has to deal with assignments, group projects, literal teenagers and not always being perfect Clark's apartment slowly becomes a safe space as he learns to ask for help and accept change.

[were-wolverine]

in at least one version of DC canon, one of the reasons dick chooses the name ‘Robin’ is because he loved the story of Robin Hood as a child

now imagine little 11 y/o dick going as Robin Hood for Halloween and bruce taking a ton of photos. and then imagine him meeting with oliver queen for some reason or another and showing him the photos.

imagine ollie being like “aw is he dressed as the Green Arrow? that’s adorable!” feeling so honored and bruce is just like “what? of course not. he’s Robin Hood” and ollie is like “oh. no yeah that makes way more sense”

fuck now. i’m thinking about the wayne’s and queen’s being family friends. and ollie is like an uncle to dick. and they read Robin Hood together in the manor’s library. aw shit this got fluffy. oh no

[soupinaboot]

Do you think Batman ever just casually drops the most insane lore to people at random like it's nothing? Cause I do.

[batbaffle]

love the contrast between dick, who hates doing homework and would rather do anything else

vs jason, who genuinely enjoys doing his homework and doesnt mind skipping patrol for it:

also, jason was concerned about his grades slipping due to missed assignments, but his teacher (and his GPA) says he's doing great? his teacher's only criticism was that he needs to be more social!

he's probably the type of student who thinks a B is terrible tbh

[smutinlove]

college dick grayson if u may.. 🤭🤭

knowing dick in canon idt he would really be those playboy, snarky types but it’s always fun to see his characterisation that way!! what’s ur take on it??

dick grayson being a snarky ass motherfucker in college is BIBLICALLY accurate. thank you, anon.

•this motherfucker is hot and he knows it. he'll use it to his advantage too. oh, he forgot his wallet? he'll flirt his way to making sure it's on the house. commit murder? he'll flash a smile and say, "so, officer..." followed by one tear.

•ugh, dick gets girls. (and boys) he loves his redheads. but he also knows how to lose them. but eventually he'll get 'em back. eventually...

•i feel like dick would smoke weed in college. but he'd also be one of those, "in bed by 10" kinds of people. and i'm living for it.

•dick knows how to have a good time and he DEFINITELY can show you a great time. he'll drink a bunch of beer, smoke a lot of weed, will overstimulate you, and then ask you why you're tired.

•i feel like he'd fuck to sexy red and cry to taylor swift.

•he's funny as hell. mans will be balls deep inside you and then say something that has you dying.

•i feel like dick would be a stripper if he wasn't nightwing. like he has the moves. i'd let him do the most atrocious things to me.

•dick would probably major in business, humanities, bigassology, psychology, or redheads. or maybe all five.

•people like to characterize the fact that only alfred and jason can cook but that is WRONG. dick can definitely cook. i mean, come on, he has a whole BAKERY back there. he can cook. this man will whip you a whole god damn 5 course meal and y'all saying he can't cook?

•he uses the bunk beds in his dorm as a swing.

•dick grayson breaks hearts and enjoys it. (he can break this heart AND pussy and i'd thank him.) he will flirt with every guy and girl on this planet and say, "no strings attached, sorry not sorry, bbg."

•he listens to doja cat religiously. going for a run? doja cat. fucking someone? doja cat + sexy red. it's wild. he's even wilder in bed though.

i love dick grayson

[rozenphox]

here’s the college au spawned and raven will show up later 👍👍

[melucomarket]

New keychains hitting the shop soon??? More likely than you think—

[seilnakyle]

High school vs College

[graveyardgremlins]

Hey, I know I disappeared for a while. Mental illness, college and MEN were distracting me from my ONE TRUE PASSION (Danny Phantom). My head was so fucked up I almost posted an excerpt of last chapter instead of the new one T-T

anyway, here you go:

 "B tells me you had a date." "I'm not sure you want to hear about it." "Nothing in this world could keep me from prying in your personal life. That's my God given right as your brother." "I want a refund. I didn't get anything from being your brother." "What are you talking about? I taught you how to do backflips!" "You bullied me into doing backflips." "Potato potato," Dick shrugged. "So… Your date?" Jason sighed. "It was great, he almost killed me once." "Oh, wow. That's two times less than Tim's current record." "I know. I'm very proud of it." "And what else?" Jason hesitated. "He is insane." "I mean, he is dating you. That's a given." Jason rolled his eyes.

[littlefankingdom]

So... I just learned that the Titans laughed at Dick and called him a slut when Mirage revealed she raped him (disguised herself as Kory and made him agree to have sex with her) And I'm baffled at how the fandom always portrayed the Titans as so protective of Dick during this time period, and how Bruce is "the enemy" because him and Dick are not in good terms. Like, Bruce is an overprotective father-figure, but at least, he hasn't mocked Dick for being raped?!