#cold dick

[lecameleontv]

Captures de l’Ep. 4.11 - Intrigues à Las Vegas / V.O. : Cold Dick (2000) de la série Le Caméléon (V.O. : The Pretender).

Mlle Parker : "C'est la différence entre maîtriser sa vie, et la laisser vous contrôler."

Mlle Parker : "vous les entendez ?" Broots : "quoi ?" Mlle Parker "J'entends les violons..."

Broots : "Mais avant tout, j'aimerai que tu m'appelles... PUFF DADDY"

Jarod : "On dit que la vie bien souvent dépasse la fiction"

Jarod : "Dans le doute, ne tenir compte que des faits".

Argyle : "Mais tu ne sais pas jouer au golf ?"

Jarod : "C'est de la géométrie et de la physique. Rien de très compliqué."

Jarod : "En 56 min j'avais trouvé la clef d swing parfait. Je vous mettrai dans la confidence un de ces jours."

père d'Argyle : "Et on a dansé sur les nuages du 7ème ciel toute la nuit, vous saisissez la métaphore ? Et là, on a été béni des Dieux."

Clin d'oeil au co-créateur Craig Van Sickle ^^... Jarod apprend donc à jouer au golf en regardant une émission ludique d'un certain... Sam Van Sickle !

Jarod était déjà passé à Las Vegas dans l'Episode 1.04 - Les Jeux sont Faits /Curious Jarod (1996).

Saison 4 : Episodes 01 - 03 - 04 - 05 - 07 - 08 - 09 - 10  - 11 - 12 - 13 - 14 - 15 - 16 - 18 - 19 - 20.

Autre série à Las Vegas : Las Vegas (Ep. 1.19) avec Jon Gries ...

Autre série de golf :  In The Rough avec Ryan Merriman.

Films à Las Vegas : ...

Films de golf :  La Légende de Bagger Vance avec Harve Presnell, que pratiquent également James Denton, Ryan Merriman, Jeffrey Donovan, George Lazenby et Willie Gault.

L'acteur Leland Orser avait déjà fait du nettoyage dans le film Very Bad Things (1998) et recroisera un chameau dans l’Ep. 14.10 de la série Urgences... que montait Jarod dans l'Ep. 1. ?

source : imdb

[gffa]

LMAO SOMEONE GIVE BRUCE A MEDAL FOR DEALING WITH THIS AWFUL, AWFUL CHILD OF HIS, THE MAN IS A SAINT TO PUT UP WITH *WAVES HAND* ALL THAT

[deadsetobsessions]

Woo! I’ve finally got time to write! Had to go to a wedding, suffered through eight whole hours of pure disorganized mess, and got mad about it. Emphasis on the disorganized part. So, I bring you: party planner!Danny Phantom.

——

If anyone was to see him now, they’d definitely think that it was odd that Danny was the one in the party planning field. They wouldn’t be surprised if it was Jazz, but Danny ‘wing it’ Fenton planning things? Never.

But here he was, clipboard in hand and checking off hors d’œuvres from the list.

“Anton, could you do a check of the sound system? Make sure everything’s working?”

“Got it.”

Danny lifted the buffet table, laden with heavy food, and used a bit of his ghostly strength to move it over.

“Perfect.”

He double checked the seating chart, and readjusted the miniature ice sculpture centerpieces he made for the party.

Wayne Manor was all lit up and perfectly dusted. Danny ran through his mental checklist. Tabled? Check. Dance floor clean and scuff free? Check. DJ booth and open bar running without issues? Check. Live band setting up with back up instruments and strings? Check. Decorations on point? Oh, he’ll have to get the team to readjust those.

Time to check-

“Danny! How’s it going?” Bruce Wayne beamed and slung an arm around his shoulder.

Danny smiled politely. “Mr. Wayne. Everything is going smoothly. Would you like to check the food the chefs have made?”

“Sure, sure! I definitely need to eat before I drink, haha!”

“That’s a good idea! Good thing you’re about to try a bunch of food.” Danny matched the billionaire’s energy. He’s going to get paid so good.

“So, Danny, are you going to college?”

Danny passed him a small sampler. “Ah, I can’t. Some stuff happened in high school and I don’t really have the grades or the money to.”

Plus, his credentials were in another plane of existence and he hadn’t figured out how to transfer those records yet.

“You could still attend college, I’m sure! Your parents might be able to help pay?” Bruce nommed on the food. He gave a thumbs up.

Danny sighed. “It’s not always an option. Plus, my parents are dead.”

In this universe. His own? Alive and kicking GIW ass.

“Oh, I see-”

“Father.”

“Woah!” Danny blinked, looking down at the baby Wayne the popped up next to his father’s elbow.

“Damian! What’s wrong, kiddo?”

Damian shot his father a flat glare and dragged the laughing billionaire away.

Danny snorted and returned to his tasks. He has to check the speeches and the lighting. Hm… he doesn’t have time to adjust everything how he wants it.

Good thing he knew a guy that could stop time.

“Hey, Clockwork?”

——

“Father, I understand your inclination towards adopting poor black haired and blue eyed orphans, but I would like to remind you that I have far too many siblings to be adding yet another bumbling buffoon.”

“I was not considering that, Damian.”

Damian let go of his wrist with a grimace. “Denial is not becoming of a Wayne, Father.”

“Yeah, B. I could see you grab the adoption papers from all the way over here.” Tim adjusted his tie. “Anyways, Dick is on his way. He’s running a little late because of some stuff in Blüdhaven.”

“Thank you, Tim.”

——

“Batman.”

“Oracle.”

“Look at the footage of Wayne manor.” Oracle pulled up the video surveillance scattered through out the manor. Specifically, the ones of the west ballroom. Daniel Fenton stood in his spot, looking down at his clipboard but a second later, he's moved three inches to the left and the decorations had subtly been moved more aesthetic spots. "I think Danny might be a meta. We'll have to look into him."

Batman stood up, allowing the fondness he had for Danny as Bruce Wayne drain away. This is a potential threat, and Batman will treat him like one. (Danny will remember this.)

"Contact Flash. I need him to scan for any temporal disturbance."

"Understood."

——

"Brucie!" A socialite squealed as she came to bestow hugs upon a long suffering Bruce. "My god, this place is gorgeous! You must give me your planner's number. I could absolutely use some fresh eyes for the Annual Spring Party."

"Awe, Janine! I gotta keep some of the good things to myself!" Bruce whined, inwardly smirking as he saw his kids mock-gagging behind the lady's back. "What if your party's cooler than mine? What should I do then? You're already so gorgeous! Why, is that a Birkin?"

Janine lit up and all but forgot about getting Danny's contact information. Bruce patted his own back for a job well done, even if he had to listen to Janine's itemized list of random luxury goods she had to buy before being offered a bag.

He's a Wayne. The Gotham Hermes wished they could partner with the Waynes. Plus, he's pretty sure he's got at least three of those bags somewhere in the manor to bait out Selina.

Catching Danny sliding in between the servers and going towards the kitchen, Bruce quickly excused himself with a disarming himbo grin.

Time to subtly grill the kid.

——

"Hey, Timmy?"

"Hello, Dick," Tim smiled elegantly at the couple who's companies he was about to bring six feet underground and excused himself. "What's up?"

"Have you noticed that the ice sculptures haven't melted at all?"

Tim blinked, eyes sliding over to a harried Danny being followed by Bruce on a mission. Oof.

"Freeze?" He asked mildly, face innocent of any nefarious thoughts.

"That's what I'm thinking." Dick smiled sunnily, throwing an arm around Tim's shoulders.

"Heard the guy's living out near Crime Alley. We should get Jay to check it out." Tim pretended to laugh, grinning as his brains made plans for a stakeout.

"Heard, my ass. You totally stalked him, didn't you?"

"Got proof?"

Dick snorted, removing his arm. "Nope. I'll let Jay know. You should probably help Danny out, though, he looks like he's about to lose his temper."

"Bruce is at it again." Tim sighed. "Yeah, okay."

[corgiteatime]

Lae'zel sees me dating both Astarion and Halsin in Act 3.

Despite having no levels in Bard, she casts Vicious Mockery by saying, "Elf dick has you acting unwise."

I am instantly killed.

Lae'zel is pleased to confirm she is the finest comedian the Githyanki ever produced.

[artemismoorea03]

DP x DC Prompt: Chilly

Danny doesn't feel the cold at least not natural cold. Sure, sometimes when his Core acted up he would feel cold but the weather in the Mortal World couldn't reach that level of cold with the closest thing being space, and even then it wasn't that close to the chill of an Ice Core. This made it easier for Danny to travel light after things went South in Amity Park because he didn't have to worry about packing heavy coats or thick blankets. Just a jacket, a spare change of clothes, a phone and charger. This worked best for him.

Unfortunately he didn't consider how this may look to people, especially when weather reached record lows in Gotham City, snow reached record highs, and people were looking concerned. But nobody looked more concerned than a guy with a red motorcycle helmet and more corrupted ectoplasm in his system than was probably helpful.

[bruciemilf]

I wonder how many times Clark and the batkids + Alfred revived Bruce with the Lazarus Pit and just never told him abt it

[super-marvel-dc]

Dick: *Looking out of the kitchen window* geez- what the hell?!

Dick: Jason, why is Y/N tied to a tree?!

Jason: I put them in time out.

Dick: Why?

Jason: Because, when we went to McDonald's earlier some kid threw his french fries on the floor and his dad told him if he did it again he was going to spank him...

Jason: Y/N threw their fries on the floor...

Dick: ...

Damian, walking into the kitchen: Why is Y/N tied to a tree?

Jason, and Dick: They're in time out.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

So I was scrolling along and accidentally clicked on a tag of some post. But it opened with this as the banner and I thought it was perfect. 🧡

SUCK IS DICK SUNDAY

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt in Memes 6

Let's make it some in-world memes this time :)

[blood-mocha-latte]

anyways

[ahfrickenfrick]

tim: *gets pissed off and starts posting pictures he has of his families mess ups in costumes to r/gothamfails on reddit*

a lot of them are different bats face planting into buildings while using the grapple, and a lone few shots of Batman missing a landing and stumbling into Red Hood

[detectiveforfree]

huddle cuddle for warmth season ;)

[gffa]

“AND THEN I REMEMBERED THAT CHUM IS ALSO A WORD FOR A BUNCH OF SMELLY FISH AND I THOUGHT, WAIT, MAYBE HE’S JUST MAKING FUN OF ME” AND THEN DICK ACTUALLY GETS BRUCE TO KINDA JOKE WITH HIM, like that’s amazing on a good day, but iirc this is set not long after Selina left Bruce at the altar and he’s Not Doing Well, which is the whole reason Dick has dialed the chaos gremlin energy up to a thousand, and actually getting a fun response out of Bruce in the middle of his breakdown is a goddamned miracle, EVERYONE PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT DICK GRAYSON IS A LITERAL MIRACLE WORKER FOR THIS.

[fangirltothefullest]

Remus as Hephaestus, Greek God of Blacksmiths

This: the song of sons and daughters, Hide the heart of who we are. Making peace to build our future, Strong, united, working till we fall.

Check it out, Remus titties! It's what he would want I'm sure. I could not decide which colour scheme I liked better so I figured I'd post both. I really liked the idea of Remus, being fond of weapons as he is, getting to be the Greek God who gets to make them.

If you like it, please reblog it! 83

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Source - huto_futon

(Artist's FurAffinity Itaku Ko-fi and Mastodon)

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I could treat her so right actually