#clue me in PLEASE

[raddestrose]

You know him or something Cheng Xiaoshi?

Something you want to tell the class?

[hkthatgffan]

Alex Hirsch right now watching us all suffer while being more quiet today than a Sears at rush hour.

[not-roboto]

The Gang (20 cm x 20 cm, oil on paper) a series of small paintings I made of the backs of the gang.

[bardic-irritation]

losing my mind what do you mean martin is canonically Down Bad for jon? and jon is canonically ace? these were casually confirmed in the span of like 30 seconds? i thought those were just the typical in-denial fanbase headcanons, they're REAL?!?

[seventh-district]

Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 1 - Ratiorine Messages Edition

[Pt. 2] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 5] [Pt. 6]

[weirdglassthing]

It’s IRONIC. god. Nobody understands satire humor these days

First attempt at drawing Gideon and Kremy went surprisingly well maybe I’m destined to become a scaly idk. You guys have no idea how hard it was finding a pose that was easy to draw with Kremy’s alligator mouth. I probably forgot like 400 fey curses I barely remembered gideons flower crown. I’m not drawing that thing but imagine the dulcet tones of the worlds greatest bard (morning Ross) playing in the background.

Guys you can’t blame me I just watched episode 15 and I was possessed and blacked out and woke up staring at this

Ft. Some drunk pixie wives and the only three people that cared about Thaco (I did not look up a reference I just drew a clown)

Anyways pose under cut

It had to be adjusted a bit

[zebracakesarecopingmechanisms]

ok so we know about the need to infodump, but what about the opposite? The need to absorb more information about your special interest like a sponge, but you literally can’t find any new material because you’ve already consumed every fact about it

[thou-babbling-brook]

Ubisoft try to portray characters as their actual ages challenge: level impossible

[deltaruminations]

what if gaster in a future chapter calls out the audience for speculating so much about him. the guy canonically has some amount of access to Real Life Social Media. like i started this mostly as a joke but there are definitely some real metanarrative opportunities for a character with recklessly curious impulses, and possibly a fragile sense of self, having nearly limitless access to streams of debate over whether or not he’s a bastard. rude to talk about someone who’s listening etc

[lilakennedy]

Palia enjoyers, hear me out for a second...

Wouldn't it be cute if we also could send letters to the villagers?

Like, think about it! Being able to go to our mailbox, selecting a villager, selecting a type of letter and then receiving some type of reply the next day!

Choosing between different types of letters; "Send thoughtful Letter to...", "Send Love Letter to...", "Send Encouraging Letter to..." etc etc!

The options & replies you receive possibly changing across different friendship & romance levels...I just think it would be cute.

Thoughts?

[andwordsarefutiledevicess]

quick nsfw drabble — MDNI!!

cw: oral (m and f receiving), p in v sex, mmf threesome, unsafe sex

thinking about telling art what to do while he blows patrick for the first time, his big puppy eyes looking up at you for reassurance as he tentatively brings his tongue across the tip. patrick closes his eyes as the pleasure overwhelms him, yanking art's hair back.

"keep your eyes open," you say to patrick, bringing your lips to his exposed neck.

you grab a fistful of art's blonde curls and direct his head, moving his mouth up and down patrick's stiff cock.

"you're doing so good, art," you coo, eliciting a strangled groan from him. he's shamelessly grinding down into the mattress, seeking any kind of friction to ease his throbbing erection.

he's left to continue sucking his best friend off as you position your hips above patrick's head, who, without a word, sloppily eats you out. you can see art getting testy, being left out of the pleasure, as your eyes meet, his pupils blown.

"make him come. then i'll help you."

his ministrations quicken, breaking patrick's focus and sending him keening forwards as he comes. as art pulls from patrick's cock, mouth dripping with cum, climb into his lap, positioning his weeping dick under you and sinking down. "not gonna last," he croaks, as patrick lies breathless beside him. in between breathless sighs you echo him, "neither am i."

you throw caution to the wind, stilling your hips as art spills his load into you, leaving that problem for tomorrow. he's too spent to notice, or to care. patrick brings the cigarette he's lit to your lips, then art's.

first nsfw post, i feel SICK. praying no irls manage to find me. for someone who has been reading smut for well over half a decade, i have zero clue how to write it.

[eraofthirteen]

So like most people I had two theories going into this ep about Mother Darkness- either she was Shub or Lillith (or, I suppose, some Harlan Guthrie curveball where she's just not mythos-born at all)

Then the ep dropped and um. "The Witch", "The Shroud", many faces, around since life first appeared, not asleep but active, a hivemind, interconnected physical forms, powerful yet requiring sacrifice from her followers to maintain this form of existence

And I'm like Yidhra??? Yidhra the Mother? The Life-Giver? Yidhra the Restless One, sending her followers forth to seek new blood for her endless change? Yidhra the Dream-Witch? Yidhra the Shrouder, wreathing the faithless in shadow; Shrouder, devouring the errant and hostile ones, Shrouder, who hides men forever??? Is that you, queen?????

[lostfanboyarts]

you're alive, you're alive, you're alive...

Man I just want them to be okay.

Timelapse under the cut

[lookninjas]

Pick a song based on a bad description! You do not have to recognize any of the songs to choose them. You're going more for a mood. A vibe. Whatever cracks you up. Roll a d12, maybe. Just pick something and reblog the poll (reblogging is important -- we get a lot of ties if there's not a bunch of votes, so please reblog!)

At the end of the week, I will take all the songs and put them in a playlist, starting with the song that has the least number of votes and working up to the song with the most votes. I will then share the poll around one last time with a link to the playlist and all individual songs. If you would like to hear the finished playlist, please leave a comment or mention it in tags or whatever, and I will tag you when the playlist is finished.

Also, if you're intrigued by a description and you just can't wait, shoot me an ask and I will tell you the name/artist of the song that you're interested in. But like I said, you don't have to know to vote. Go with what you feel in your heart.

[ask-lu-wild]

[you-have-made-a-fatal-error]

I <3 these puzzles!!! best, best puzzles!!!