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Some ao3 tags really trying my patience smh
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i swear i’ll return to my normally scheduled challengers content but i need to quickly rant on my big mauraders pet peeves yall…
- hyper-feminization/baby-girl-ification of sirius — very much girls straight women trying to make a gay couple fit hetero roles; weird obsession with top/bottom discourse (again, usually straight women)
- lily erasure (mostly by jegulus shippers) — i’m fine with straying from canon, but lily is quite literally the most important character in the entire series. the overarching message is about love being stronger than anything, even literal magic. you make her a “surrogate” or kill her off and you lose the actual moral of the series. if your queer ship can only exist with the erasure of a central female character, you’re a misogynist. sorry!
- barty crouch junior sympathizers — the normal reasoning behind sympathizing with children in the blood-purity movement, i.e. that they were basically raised in a cult (regulus black, draco malfoy, etc) doesn’t work here. like we’re supposed to think he��s redeemable because his dad….was busy at work? boo fucking hoo. the dude was raised relatively normally and turned out as a nazi.
- if you write a fic where characters are marginalized in ways which were not explicit in the canon (which i totally support), you should actually do the work of grappling with how this impacts them as characters and they’re stories. for example, if a character is Black, don’t just say they’re Black and then not think about how this would alter their experiences. muggles are raised in our society! yes, racism outside of blood purity logically exists! hogwarts is not some sort of haven! and if you want it to be, say that!
- thin and/or conventionally attractive peter — like what??? being the unattractive, mousy friend is core to his character; his appearance and size shouldn’t be equated to his evilness, but if you’re portraying “good peter” before his betrayal, that ALSO shouldn’t equate to him being suddenly attractive and thin; tldr: let pre-betrayal peter be chubby, not conventionally attractive, AND an included, legit friend and marauder (that’s literally why it’s a betrayal)
- forgetting that it’s the 70s — i almost never see anyone incorporate mentions of the events of the muggle world into marauders fics, beyond occasional song references (which are often not time-accurate) or a reference to bell-bottoms; this is why fics like atyd are so loved! it actually weaves in the period!!!
- making every single future member of the original order of the phoenix a friend of the marauders — imo this is just poor writing/storybuilding; just because someone is later mentioned as a member of the order doesn’t mean
- saying lucius, narcissa, molly, arthur, alice, or frank are the same age as the marauders — be sffr. again this is just lazy af to me, unless you say you’re doing it deliberately and for a reason. also, it is important that james and lily have harry so young and die so young — they know they are going to DIE. if everyone is made to have babies at 21 in a fic (ie by making everyone’s parents the same age) you lose a large part of the horror of james and lily’s situation.
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things people often hate, which i don’t care about:
- making a ton of characters queer — feels a bit silly since they’re at a relatively small school, so statistically no, they’re not all gay and trans. but this doesn’t particularly matter to me unless you’re erasing women. just think about how this would impact the character and their experiences.
- making characters POC where were previously assumed to be white — 9/10 times love; only dislike when a fanfic author does this and doesn’t think about implications for character (see above)
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they’re hot af but seem like those couples that never shower 😭 no i’m not basing this on anything, just pure vibes
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#let our three loads is possibly my favorite phrase to ever be written
riding patrick while he jerks art off and they makeout…… hm
art whining into his mouth and pat swallowing it down, thumbing art’s tip while you kiss his neck and fuck yourself harder on his cock (he’s already let out three loads inside you)
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while i think challengers was robbed for original score and adapted screenplay, and maybe editing, im gonna be honest i dont think the performances were oscar-worthy nor were they intended to be. like they’re amazing performances but they’re not close to the best performances by any of them. nor was it a contender for best picture.
sorry for the hot take but i fear the fandom is sometimes a bitttttt biased.
but emilia perez deserves nothing fr fr.
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academy had the audacity to post a video about challengers yesterday only for it to be robbed of all nominations….like not even original score??? tf???
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different year, same vibe
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Bestfriend!Art who is really frustrated because everything is going wrong and girls are rejecting him and he keeps losing matches and his coach is mad at him and his grades are slipping. He’s so upset and asks if he can come tell you about it. Of course you say yes; he’s your bestest friend. You expect him to rant like he usually does, shoving snacks into his mouth as he rambles to you in an oversized Stanford hoodie. You don’t expect to end up on your side, Art’s cock rutting into you as he furiously rubs your clit, saying he’ll feel better soon. He just needs to cum. And you grasp onto his hair like your life depends on it.
“Atta girl—“ another deep thrust. he still hasn’t said why he’s so upset. maybe he never meant to. “—taking it so good.”
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SCREAMINGGGG
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SO HOT
the hair….jesus christ (positive)….

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the hair….jesus christ (positive)….

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mike faist always looks like he just got away with telling a really dirty joke in class
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but saying it out loud is hard
summary: art tries to sleep, patrick is blissfully unaware. mark rebellato academy circa 2006 (prior to us open). loosely inspired by futile devices by sufjan stevens.
a/n: a quick something about art and patrick at rebellato. this is less patrick x art and more just....musings on homoerotic friendships. its been a while since i've posted, but feel free to send requests! i'll be active the next few weeks :)



the rattle of the air conditioning blended with the rhymic sounds of patrick’s deep breaths. the sheen of sweat across art’s skin chilled, sending a shudder down his gangly legs. for the past hour art had been wrestling his sheets while the window unit, nearest to his bed, blew his curls back into his eyes no matter how many times he raked a hand through them. it’s was three a.m. and, in the unceasing may florida heat which even the night could not escape, in the bed too small for his post-growth-spurt body, art was ready to give up on his hopes for a good nights’ rest.
a muffled snore from patrick’s end of the room only served to taunt art. it was like patrick was saying “my bed is far away from that shitty ac, and i’ll be perfectly rested to whoop your ass during practice tomorrow” with each open-mouth, blissed-out breath in. art had never slept well at rebellato, not in the nearly six years he’d been there. his mind couldn’t seem to turn off when the lights did. he missed the feeling of his dog at the foot of his bed and, secretly, being able to hug his worn-out stuffed animals. but he’d learned to tough it out, and wait until he couldn’t keep his eyelids up before his restless mind gave into sleep.
art was proud that he hadn’t slipped back into his old bad habits. when the cicadas chirped through this nights of those first few years at rebellato academy, art would push his and patrick’s beds together. sometimes he’d give up and just squeeze himself into pat’s bed and they’d sleep like sardines. sometimes patrick was the one to make the decision. art didn’t have brothers, and believed patrick, who had two, when he’d told art that this is what brothers did. they’d wake up with their cheeks smashed together and he couldn’t tell when one boy started and the other ended. now art felt too old for it. or something like that.
it must have been the days of poor sleep that caused art to lapse back into this bad habit, or at least that was what he would tell himself the next morning. his drowsiness stripped him of the executive function necessary to stop his legs as they swung out of his own bed, and the soft beds of his feet hit the hardwood floors.
patrick’s mattress dipped with the weight of art’s body as he crawled into the opposite bed.
“are you asleep, pat?” his voice sounded strange to hear out loud after hours of quiet.
a grumble, and then “yes.” art rolled his eyes in the dark.
“if you’re asleep then why did you respond” art retorted, less a whisper and more just a quiet tone. he rested his head down, facing patrick, as he tried to settle his body without knocking knees in the twin bed.
patrick’s eyes finally opened, heavy-lidded with interrupted sleep. “what’s up” he rasped, stretching his shoulders and tangling his brown waves on the pillowcase.
“can’t sleep” art said, trying to sound dishonestly casual. patrick rubbed his eyes, reminding art of the 12-year-old pat he first met. patrick resigned, lifting his blanket as an invitation for art to share the bed like they used to. art muttered a “thanks” before scootching closer.
pat had already closed his eyes. a second body in patrick’s bed, let alone that of his best friend, didn’t seem to bother him. art wished it was that easy. like everything pat did, he slept with the practiced nonchalance art never mastered.
in the rare instance art had the gumption to reach out and take the things he wanted, he couldn’t rest with his success in the way that pat always had. it took emma shapiro telling kat zimmerman that she didn’t think art would ever kiss her, and kat zimmerman telling patrick, and patrick telling art he needed to “lay one on her” for art to finally kiss emma during the last week of seventh grade. he was convinced she hated it and hated him, and he never messaged her on AIM like she’d told him to. pat had already had is first kiss the year before with jessica martinez during a game of spin the bottle. patrick spun the bottle, grinned as it landed on jessica, managed to sneak in a bit of tongue, and grinned at art when jessica promptly ran away afterwards. the bottle never landed on art and he never felt up to spinning it.
with a soft thud, the weight of patrick’s arm landed across art’s body as he moved in his sleep. with each of art’s inhales, the rise of his chest would move patrick’s arm with it. bare skin dragging along bare skin as their bodies rode the same slow wave of movement, and art finally slept.
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patrick is for sure a chosen (he’s the chosen that fucks)
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whatever. so much of challengers is about an obsession with the body tashi doesnt go to art and patrick's room for conversation she already knows the amount of crazy she is about tennis is the amount of crazy they are about only her and nothing else. she still has faith, then; she revels in her trust of her own body bc it hasn't "betrayed" her yet. her disdain for patrick, her desire to possess both of them that only works with art--it's innately sexual, in many ways she wants to be in their bodies. she offsets the vulnerability in her position, that of being in the (in her eyes) humiliating but intimate situation of only being able to access your most fulfilling pleasure through another person's body, through obsessive control of it. when she's in her dorm with patrick and having sex with him is coaching him and he refuses to sit. well she gets it eventually with art
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art donaldson now canonically doesn’t know have to correctly shave his own legs, and yet insists on doing it anyways
so hd you can see the razor burn on his thighs 🥰
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the edit itself
this edit is getting taken down from tiktok every time someone reuploads it, its straight up censorship at this point
Im not even american but im having a great time with this
DONT LET THIS DIE
credit to miraculousgastropod for the original
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