#chaos puppy

[firstpersonnarrator]

As if you wouldn’t climb Klaus Mountain.

[where-the-tumbleweed-plays]

Tumbleweed is getting very curious about the puppies. Still uncertain, but getting braver

[batsyheere]

The dynamics between Dan, Danny and Ellie are so funny to consider. Danny is far too used to handling Sam and Tucker at their worst and now he has an additional gremlin duo who picked up whatever madness was in Vlad's system when he decided cloning was a great idea. (Danny is highly aware that it is not a good thing to have more him in the world and has resolved to better avoid clone plots). Meanwhile Dan and Ellie will fight over the most random, inane things, but the minute it's about family they band together into a proper terror and the only beings able to stop them are Jazz in her disappointment if the situation calls for it, and sleep deprived Danny who does not realize his exhausted presence is like a terrifying parental figure catching their kid doing something stupid.

It gets even funnier when Jazz finally breaks out of the mindset that she needs to be in charge and instead enjoys herself, and so the only leash for the three most feral Fentons (honorary and named) is a perpetually tired teen/young adult.

Now drop that in Gotham.

[hexy-lynesdein]

“Alice has a crush on every Coven of Chaos women,” I say into the mic. And the crowd boos me. Ashamed, I turn around to walk off the stage. “No, she's right.” A voice cuts from the back of the crowd. I turned back to see who it was.

It’s Ali Ahn herself.

[starlightseraph]

so Idk if this is fandom lore, but while I used to watch and love House while it was airing, it wasn't until yesterday I really started looking into fandom and fanfic...but what's this all about RSL being the biggest Hilson hater, and Hugh Laurie being the biggest Hilson fan about??

basically it’s a running joke in the fandom about a bunch of interviews from during the show’s run in which rsl got super annoyed by anything that could, by any stretch of the imagination, imply hilson. and hugh laurie would always try to shut him up and very directly imply hilson.

from very early on in the show, hugh laurie said that he’d be fine with canon hilson as long as it was well written, and that he expected house to “go through” cameron, cuddy, and wilson if the show were to go on long enough.

rsl, on the other hand, started like a cat every time someone mentioned even the possibility of hilson, which i find hilarious considering it’s partially his fault.

these are the most famous examples:

there are many more examples, both of hugh laurie basically waving a pride flag (quite literally saying “romantic love”) and of robert sean leonard panicking, and then some more of them both being really weird about the whole thing (as in just being strange as people lol).

[suckmyarschkarte]

"Who was it? Ibou?"

[ssprouttz]

So funny story while drawing this I zoned out and rendered it. Its so unserious

Thank you @st4rrmii and @yasamlynn for this specific scenario

[adelphenium]

favourite davo pic feat. poor matthew tkitty tkat..

[papalilgirl]

𑁯♡ My Aubrey Plaza characters' headspaces headcannon:

-⠀⠀⠀⠀Ⳝ㊬!⠀› April Ludgate (Parks and Recreation): little one, rarely a caregiver, so does Andy ̖́-

-⠀⠀⠀⠀Ⳝ㊬!⠀ › Harper Spiller (The White Lotus): caregiver, she very caring and resposible about her little one ̖́-

 -⠀⠀⠀⠀Ⳝ㊬!⠀  › Rio Vidal (Marvel Cinematic Universe): a switch, she can be a little at morning, and end the day as a caregiver ̖́-

-⠀⠀⠀⠀Ⳝ㊬!⠀› Lenny Busker (Legion): sometimes a little, but mostly a caregiver, and God forbid anyone of bother her little ̖́-

-⠀⠀⠀⠀Ⳝ㊬!⠀› Cat Addams (Criminal Minds): she's a caregiver, don't mess with her baby ̖́-

-⠀⠀⠀⠀Ⳝ㊬!⠀› Riley Johnson (The Happiest Season): caregiver, she loves her baby ̖́-

-⠀⠀⠀⠀Ⳝ㊬!⠀› Emily Benetto (Emily The Criminal): a caregiver, she gives me such daddy vibes ̖́-

-⠀⠀⠀⠀Ⳝ㊬!⠀› Julie Powers (Scott Pilgrim vs. the World): she's a middle regressor, sometimes a little one ̖́-

 -⠀⠀⠀⠀Ⳝ㊬!⠀› Wow Platinum (Megalopolis): she seems more a caregiver than a little to me, but she can be a puppy regressor, at least for me ̖́-

-⠀⠀⠀⠀Ⳝ㊬!⠀› Sarah Fidel (Operation Fortune): caregiver, she will protect her little at all costs ̖́-

-⠀⠀⠀⠀Ⳝ㊬!⠀› Ingrid Thorburn (Ingrid Goes West): a little one, she loves play dates and make new friends ̖́-

-⠀⠀⠀⠀Ⳝ㊬!⠀› Karen Barclay (Child's Play): caregiver, she will bring you toys and thingies from Zed Mart ̖́-

-⠀⠀⠀⠀Ⳝ㊬!⠀› Old! Elliot LaBrant (My Old Ass): we didn't saw much of old! Elliot, but she seems a caregiver for me ̖́-

-⠀⠀⠀⠀Ⳝ㊬!⠀› Brandy Klark (The To-Do List): middle regressor, sometimes a caregiver, she will hold your hand all the way ̖́-

-⠀⠀⠀⠀Ⳝ㊬!⠀› Lucy Stanbridge (Best Sellers): caregiver, she will love to read to her baby and rocks to sleep ̖́-

-⠀⠀⠀⠀Ⳝ㊬!⠀› Darius Britt (Safety Not Guaranteed): like April, she's a little one, rarely a caregiver ̖́-

-⠀⠀⠀⠀Ⳝ㊬!⠀› Daisy Danby (Funny People): she's a caregiver, sometimes a middle regressor ̖́-

-⠀⠀⠀⠀Ⳝ㊬!⠀› Beth Slocum (Life After Beth): little zombie girl, she's a baby ̖́-

-⠀⠀⠀⠀Ⳝ㊬!⠀› Sister Fernanda (The Little Hours): brat little one, witchy baby ̖́-

-⠀⠀⠀⠀Ⳝ㊬!⠀› Kat (Spin Me Round): switch, but mostly a caregiver ̖́-

-⠀⠀⠀⠀Ⳝ㊬!⠀› Kelly (Addicted to Fresno): she's a caregiver, will keep her baby healthy and happy ̖́-

-⠀⠀⠀⠀Ⳝ㊬!⠀› Lindsay (Easy): she's a middle regressor, sometimes a caregiver ̖́-

-⠀⠀⠀⠀Ⳝ㊬!⠀› Alisson (Black Bear): middle regressor ̖́-

-⠀⠀⠀⠀Ⳝ㊬!⠀› Tatiana (Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates): such a funny, gentle caregiver ̖́-

-⠀⠀⠀⠀Ⳝ㊬!⠀› Lenore (Dirty Grandpa): she's a pretty funny caregiver, but can be a middle regressor sometimes ̖́-

･ ⋆ ･ ⠄⠂⋆ ･ ⠄⠂⋆ ･ ⠄⠂⋆ ･ ⠄⠂⋆ ･ ⠄⠂⋆ ･ ⠄⠂⋆ ･   ⠂⋆ ･

[phantom248]

Have been trying really hard to work out the logistics of a crossover fanfic between Fangs of Fortune and My Journey To You in which Zhuo Yichen and Gong Yuanzhi replace each other in their worlds at the most inconvenient times and there are so many scene stuck in my hand but there is one that is not getting out of my mind:

Zhuo Yichen (masqurading as didi cause Gong Shangjue was not going to let everyone know his didi gets replaced by another version): awkwardly but politely trying to smile at everyone in the banquet, using all the correct terms, not throwing pot shots and being respectful to everyone

Everyone: (shuddering in fright) what is he planning????

Gong Shangjue excusing early and dragging him away: what was that??

Zhuo Yichen: you told me to not cause any trouble and bug anyone!

Gong Shangjue (feeling a headache): next time, bug as many people as you can

In the other world:

Gong Yuanzhi to Chongwu camp: you rats think you are better than me??? I am the worst person in this place! How dare you try to take my position??

Chongwu Camp: run its that madman!

Wen Xiao: proudly standing behind to see the feral chihuahua she gets to dote over as an aunt whenever he replaces Xiao Zhuo is burning everything Chingwu Camp had rebuilt many times over past years. Because of the same feral chihuahua.

She feels very proud. She may not have raised him but she certainly... contributed to some of it.

(And yes, Chongwu camp gets disbanded so many times they are not the biggest threat by the end, their leader poisoned too many times. Biggest threat is Gong Yuanzhi without his Gege leashing him. He is the final boss.)

Edit: part 2

Part 3

[hermioneismyrealname]

Can't believe this hasn't been done yet...

If I had a nickel for every time Fort beat up a character who deserved it and the fandom collectively hated, whilst being realistic with the punches and being hot doing so... I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's GREAT that I have two.

[chickenspine420]

Been thinking a lot about being a dog lately

Hhnngg... collar.s... bone...p paw 🐾

[cheruv-ii]

We as a society need to have a serious conversation about how puppy coded CT s1 ep4 Ben was because it actually drives me insane

[transificationbeem]

[certified-monstrosity]

[/i failed a midterm i studied hard for, yall know what that means]

[/kinky venting ooOOOoo]

Ashtray Pup

concepts: petplay, mommy kink, sadism (tw!), praise, intox, scent kink

i had a rough day. class was a drag and im not in a good mood. that is, until i get home.

my puppy is waiting for me inside with his collar on and leash in his mouth for me to take hold of. and better still, he's in one of my favorite outfits of his. he must've been able to tell i was off over the phone.

such a smart pup.

from the moment i take his leash, i automatically feel a bit of stress float up off of my shoulders. but there will be more to come, and he knows it.

"it was a long day for mommy, pup. youre gonna fix that for me, ok? can you do that, darling?"

petting him and taking him to kneel in front of me while i sit on the edge of my bed and pull out a joint. i put it to my lips and i dont have to utter a word for him to light it for me.

he learns pretty fast for a puppy, truthfully.

i tip his chin up and hold the joint to his lips until he starts to cough and choke on the heavy smoke.

"shh, it's ok, good pet~ you can keep going, puppy, mommy's got you~"

i tap the ashes off against his shoulder and he winces but then leans into the heat. so pretty.

the joint passes back and forth between our lips, though it never leaves my hand. occasionally ill tug on his leash while he's holding a hit and make him choke. but that only gets him higher.

every time i need to ash i press it against his skin somewhere else. this leads to him squirming and blushing, and his eyes gradually glaze over, turning a gorgeous shade of pink.

as i feel the heavy, hazy, warm sensation melt into my mind, more and more of the tensions of the day ease out of my muscles.

i lay up against the pillows on the bed and he moves almost immediately to carefully take off my shoes and set them aside neatly.

"how precious, even when youre stoned you remember your training~ such a good boy~"

my legs spread lazily and i tug him onto the bed by the leash, one hand on his shoulder to force him down between my legs. he's so cute like this, a blushy mess.

it's obvious that smoking has had certain effects on his poor, sensitive body. his face is flushed, his breath is unsteady, and his underwear stopped fitting comfortably a while back.

"my pretty thing, you love it when i use you like this, dont you~"

all he can do is whimper. he's just a pup, after all, i don't expect anything else. he's a needy little puppy all high and hard and desperate to make me feel better no matter what he has to do.

petting his hair before i take a loose handful, pulling my skirt up with my free hand, and use it to press his face against my underwear. im already wet just thinking about what im gonna do to him, and the smell is making his poor puppy instincts even messier.

"aww, you like that don't you, pup~"

my fingers slide my underwear down my legs and i guide his face into my sopping heat without warning, grip tight on his leash to keep him from going too far too fast.

letting his tongue fuck me slowly and greedily for a bit until i tug his leash to see his pretty face covered in my slick and his drool.

i turn onto my stomach and pull his leash over my shoulder, relishing in the sound of his gasps and whiny whimpers as he's forced into doggy with his breath against the back of my neck and his hips involuntarily humping mine.

the sweet little thing cant help it, he's a puppy, it would be impossible for him not to rut against me in this position. so i order him to pull his underwear down and proceed to grind my hips up and back against him.

its slippery, warm, swollen skin on skin until i finally yank his leash forward and force him into me.

i hold his leash tight, keeping him fucking me deep and slow.

"nnnh~ such a good boy~ doing such a good job for mommy, pup~"

we stay rocking back and forth, groaning and huffing, his weight leaning on top of mine and his collar pulled tight around his neck by the leash in my grasp until

"be a good puppy and spill for me~"

we both cum hard and collapse together on the bed, exhausted but happy, the treachery of the day forgotten.

cuddling him into me and kissing him all over his face, scratching his back and telling him what a good pet he was and how proud i am of him for listening so well.

[weirdtinkerbellversion]

Feb 3. Prompt: King. Word count: 80 @jegulus-microfic

Regulus had argued with James when they were furnishing their home that they didn’t need a King-sized bed, especially since Regulus always needed to be close to James at night. He caved when James had given him that look, and Regulus was a weak, weak man.

But now, with Harry cuddled between them and their cat Bean claiming a corner of the bed to herself, he couldn’t be more grateful for a large bed to keep his entire family close.