#catastrophe au

[thefunny-and-thesilly]

kinda wanna post some doodles for it so here's some really vague context on another au

Absolute Catastrophe Timeline AU (or just Catastrophe AU)

-post-canon, second summer

-time traveling incident sends old grunks to swap places with their 8 year old selves

-8 year old grunks are like "woah it's the future" and ask a million questions. Dipper and Mabel don't have the heart to tell them that they don't get a boat until they're almost 60 so Mabel impulsively lies before Dipper can do the reasonable thing and say "oh I can't tell you too much about the future it could mess things up"

-kids explore around while Dipper and Mabel try to figure out what they should do. they try time traveling but are unable to find older grunks

-while exploring around, 8 year old grunks find the portal, decide it must OBVIOUSLY lead to their boat and switch it on (older Ford fixed it and was trying to make it stable. it still isn't very stable but it runs efficiently enough that it opens a lot quicker now)

-cue Dipper and Mabel being like "wait where did they go", feeling gravity get wonky like it does when the portal is on, and run to the basement

-they manage to save Stan but Dipper ends up going through the portal with Ford.

-Mabel is now stuck with no brother and an 8 year old Stan who just ALSO lost his brother. he also finds out from Mabel that the portal does not, in fact, lead to a boat.

-Dipper is stuck in the multiverse with an 8 year old Ford and has thus ended up having to take care of a child even though he is only 13 and therefore also a child. but he's also almost 14 so is it really THAT bad?? (it is. being 14 makes absolutely no difference)

-the twins do not reunite for a very long time

-the time police can't even help bc once you're in the multiverse, you're basically separated from your universe's timeline until you come back.

-since the time police can't help, they basically end up isolating that timeline. nobody is allowed to touch it anymore it's broken. they did take any and all time travel related devices tho so. yea

this is the shortest summary I could make lol

[bigfatbreak]

Birds of a Feather previous / next

[demaparbat-hp]

Beautiful

[you-need-not-apply]

If you can, reblog.

Australia’s newest climate report has shown how bad the climate crisis has gotten. The information is both horrifying and not new.

We knew this would happen. They knew this would happen. There is no longer an excuse.

Australia’s climate has warmed by an average of 1.51 +_ 0.23 Celsius, its oceans have warmed by 1.08 Celsius since 1990.

There is less rain, less water flow, sea levels are rising and the risk of catastrophic fires grows every day.

If you have the means to change: change.

If you don’t: inspire others to.

Link to report

[tojisun]

(non-canon in my SSEOI series but)

think about hockey player simon using the wrong account and publicly retweeting/replying to his favourite cam girl’s post of the day and just—

jesus, riley.

it gets deleted quick, of course it does. but screenshots of it have already been made, shared, and next thing you know is that your followers have doubled and your views have skyrocketed — the negative attention doubled too, sadly — so as a thanks, you give mr. riley a gift.

.

cutie pie @.cutie_name

i’m a big fan! @.riley41 💋

[image is of you wearing a Riley 41 Specgru hockey jersey, with nothing but lace lingerie for your bottoms. you’re on the bed on your knees, butt just arched up a little to show off the fat of your cheeks, the jersey deliciously swamping you with how oversized it is.]

Simon Riley ✓⃝ @.riley41 to @.cutie_name Breathtaking. Want to have the real one? Player included.

[cubbihue]

chimmy changa timmy, why do you hate muffins? am I missing some of the lore?

Timmy doesn't like how they taste. No matter who, how or where they're made, the muffins are all the same to him. It's frustrating because he knows they shouldn't be.

And each time he walks away feeling immense disappointment. Like something should've happened.

He does his best to avoid eating them, but, Timmy found that people react weirdly when you say you don't like muffins. So he eats them anyways. He's unfortunately surrounded by muffin-nuts.

Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Modern day YouTube au where Xie Lian is infamous on the internet for his catastrophic cooking channel.

[narfin-frood]

ermmmm swap au doodles from last night... thinking abt it again....

[tizeline]

If by a chance - IF - Donnie joined the drax brothers what his outfit would be?

Like... deadass?

Like deadass.

As in he'd literally just steal this particular Megamind outfit, no question about it.

[mumblesplash]

still fully cannot comprehend haters of fictional misunderstandings. i love that shit so much it makes me look stupid. i will read fics about tropes i can’t stand in fandoms i’ve never even heard of just to see some guys with the combined emotional intelligence of a rock fuck up a conversation so bad they wish they were dead

[charlesemersonwinchesteriii]

if Crozier had a nickel for every time someone close to him kept a mortal wound secret from him he'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's definitely enough to give him some very specific trauma for the rest of his life

[jnephrite]

“CATASTROPHE!”

morgan with the cat miraculous — she has marinette’s life (loving parents but instead of bakery her parents are florists) but the rest she is pretty much adrien with the personality ; chaotic and oblivious :3

i kept her clothing themes ; leg warmers (ballet thing perhaps), the belt thing she also has in ogverse, “shorts”, asymmetry, the two hairstyle thingies ?? idk how to describe that, and choker

her bangs are supposed to be like civilian morgan in ogverse but curly because wild n stuff like a cat !! kept her heterochromia too bc cat things . her top is supposed to look like a cat .. like the ears n she got claws !!

i enjoyed this too much

find kon as superbug here

[camembri]

ace's first on screen presence has him wearing both a jacket and a black hat, making him both the most clothed we ever see him and also demonstrating that he clearly has different colours of the same hat for different occasions. realistically this choice was deliberate by the animation studio to make him look more mysterious, giving him a recognisable motif whilst simultaneously building intrigue and not spoiling the whole fire power thing but. what's the in-universe explanation. he doesn't know there's an audience. this leads me to believe that he donned this outfit in a deliberate attempt to screw with Luffy and be all mysterious and psych Luffy out by pretending there's some guy following him (except it didn't work because he'd already left Drum). first of all - peak older siblingism. second of all he's sooo extra I'm surprised he didn't wear that same black hat when confronting Blackbeard to set the mood better. third of all do you think it's actually a different hat or did he spend the time between alabasta and drum painstakingly peeling paint off of the orange one. much to think about...

[kagoutiss]

his divinely induced hyperthyroidism

[mangocatastrophe]

I’d like a Peter where he’s the ‘unaware he’s smart’ flavor of nerd. Like, he thinks he’s fairly average intelligence, and assumes most of the stuff he knows is more or less common knowledge.

Some mor context under the cut

This was inspired by my classmates. They were all freaking out about our exams, it was hectic, and our school newspaper had one of the cartoonists make a motivational comic.

I saw the comic and some synapses fired, I wanted to make a comic too XD And I wanted to try my hand at backgrounds, and it doesn’t look dreadful! It was very tedious to ink and color, especially the books, but over all, it wasn’t too bad.

[literallyjusttoa]

Left this abandoned in the drafts (which is a bit ironic) but it's a spin on this post, where instead of Apollo just being locked in some room on Olympus somewhere, he's bound to the ruins of an abandoned Ancient Greek city. Maybe somewhere near Delphi, maybe Troy, idk.