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I’ll never quite get over just how integrated kids are into daily Jedi life and the implications of that.

Dooku’s Temple "job" for years seems to have been “teaching lightsaber preschool.” Sifo-Dyas, the guy with the scary doom visions? Oh yeah, they have him working with infants, bringing babies to the Temple as a Seeker. Jocasta Nu is constantly depicted interacting with the younger generation of Jedi, teaching, helping, or mentoring. In TCW, she knows all the Padawans on sight. 

There’s just something really ordinary and charming to me about this. Sure, Dooku is a terrifying 2m of spider limbs in a robe, but he’s still going down on one sinister knee to check out the little crying kid who got a finger crunched by one of those wooden training swords. How many of the TCW-era Jedi were once babies who played with Sifo-Dyas’s hair loopies or cuddled on his chest as he pointed his T-6 back toward the Temple after another successful Seeking mission? (Space is, after all, cold. 🥺) You just know Jocasta is in very reluctant possession of knowledge of every single teen Padawan drama, crush, or breakup. She tries to stay out of it, but she’s broken up fights and pulled particulars into her office for tea and a gentle lecture on the inherent self-destructiveness of gossip. 

And these are not “just some” Jedi - they are all combat trained, politically important, at the top of their rank and even each sit on the Council at some point in their lives. The Jedi Order really went “super powerful space wizards with laser swords, yeah, but they should also all definitely know how to change a diaper." 

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Hey random company! If your forms are out of date and I will have to fill them out again anyway and you know this; don’t make me spend 5 hours reading and filling out the “out of date” forms and then treat me like an idiot for filling them out when you’re the one that gave them to me. Friendly tip! 😊

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Death and The Hermit | Cody and Obi-Wan

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have some uhhhhh clone content based on sth from one of @tattycoram 's incorrect quotes :]

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no offense but it's not my responsibility to keep under 16s off social media platforms, and the government shoehorning in a bill that could end up violating my own privacy is bullshit

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Hey australians the government has opened up the bill for banning under 16s from social media to public enquiry. for a single day. If you have some time this evening please consider writing something. submissions close tomorrow (22/11) so get it in quickly.

If anyone is uncertain about what to write or wants somebody to proofread their letter, please reach out!

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Please forget about it

Do you guys think tumblr will be part of the under-16 ban or will they forget this site exists

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this bitch in silent hill

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“Can I be mean for a second” I would not care if you killed the bitch in front of me. Now what’s bothering you queen

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Be aware: Australia is likely implementing a bill similar to KOSA. However it is a complete ban for social media for under 16 year olds. Raise awareness about this like you did for KOSA.

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Be aware: Australia is likely implementing a bill similar to KOSA. However it is a complete ban for social media for under 16 year olds. Raise awareness about this like you did for KOSA.

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4 ish but I’ll eat anything if I’m desperate

This could be fun. I scored 11. How about you?

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“Everyday I’m shuffling” WRONG everyday I’m suffering

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i'm genuinely having so much fun writing a jock protagonist. can't believe i never tried this before. all these years i've been limiting myself needlessly

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I hate it when I'm following a tag that I like too much to unfollow, but it has so much more content then the tags I'm more interested in.

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dash is dead im teleporting to the past

https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard?max_post_id=606474489540042752